💬 The Meaning of Life (1983) Musical Soundboard

A sun that is the source of all our power

A wise choice, monsieur

A wooden leg? No, no, a proper leg.

Ah, that's it. Forget about the Russians.

All right, then. That's enough. Take cover

ALL: A tiger?

And are now taking steps to remedy it.

And I hope very much we will see you again very soon.

And please don't stick thy servants, Lord

And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space

And revolving at 900 miles an hour

And that's the most expensive machine in the whole hospital

And the cleaning woman

And the tent peg to the house of Rashomon,

ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this film to apologize for this unwarranted attack

Another bucket for monsieur,

Apparently, your mother died this morning

Are moving at a million miles a day

Armed bands of theater critics exterminating mutant goats.

As my husband Howard here feels, or whether there is,

Be quiet!

Because their church never made the great leap out of the Middle Ages

Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

Biggs

But God loves those who treat

But if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things

But not pari passu, as our research...

But out by us, it's just 3,000 light years wide

But, of course, warfare isn't all fun. Right. Stop that.

By pushing forward

Can I just ask, with reference to your second point,

Can I put the tube in the baby's head?

Can now take place.

Can we have your liver then? I would be scared.

Come and have a drink. Do. Come on

Come on, boy. Watch it. Route. Route!

Comes home all full of good intentions

Crumbling under the might of their business acumen

Dead? Dead.

Do we reincarnate

Don't fricassee or roast us

Don't grill or toast Your flock

Down, down! Get down!

Eggs Benedictine, tarte de poireaux, that's leek tart,

Eric! My balance sheets!

Every sperm is good Every sperm is good

Every sperm is great

FEMALE LEAF: Oh, my God!

Finally, monsieur, a wafer thin mint.

For each sperm that can't be found

For this is The Meaning of Life

For tonight it's The Meaning of Life

God needs everybody's

Good idea. Why not?

Good Lord!

Good thinking

Gotcha!

Great!

Have you ever wondered just why you're here?

He who brought the butter dish to Balshazar,

Here. File this.

Hip, hip. Hooray!

How amazingly unlikely is your birth

However, this soul does not exist ab initio,

I can't keep you all here any longer!

I do wish you'd listen, Wymer. It's perfectly simple.

I think this will help explain

I'm sorry. Only people involved are allowed in here

If a sperm is wasted

If certain modern theories concerning the shape of the world

In all of the directions it can whizz

In an outer spiral arm at 40,000 miles an hour

In Kadesh Bilgemath,

INSTRUCTOR: And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour.

Into the ledgers of history,

Is Christmas Day

Is there heaven and hell

It will all be made clear

It's a hundred thousand light years side to side

It's Christmas in heaven

It's Christmas It's Christmas in heaven

LEAF: (SOBBING) It's no good.

Learning the piano?

Listen to this.

Look, Blackitt cooked it especially for you, you bastard

Luckily, we have been prepared for this eventuality

MAN 3: Look up his trunk! MAN 4: Yeah! It's in his trousers!

MAN: Hey!

MAN: Let me out of here!

MAN: Row!

Michael, Evadne, Alice, Dominique and Sasha, it's your bedtime

Morning, Perkins.

Morning. Morning, gentlemen. Morning

My God!

Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson

NARRATOR 2: But despite the attempts of Protestants

NARRATOR: The Meaning of Life, part two. Growth and learning.

Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay Nay, nay, nay, nay

None of you have got any balls.

Now here's the meaning of life.

Now, a word of advice

Now, lads, let's move

Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way

Oh, and, Jenkins,

Oh, jolly good.

Oh, sorry, sir. Sorry

Oh, very impressive, very impressive

Oh, yeah. Here we go.

Okay!

On a planet that's evolving

On the end of my cock,

Ooh! You are so big

Or you could reminisce about really great World Series.

Quite enough.

Right

Right. You ever wanted to know what it's all about?

Shall we take our cars? Why not?

Sheaths that are designed not only to protect,

Six

So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure

Spill theirs just anywhere

Stop him! Eric!

Stroking the thighs, sir? Yes, yes

Suck the nipple, sir? Good, good. Well done, Wymer

Sure. Why not?

Thank you.

Thanks! MAN: Charge!

The MO says we can stitch it back on if we can find it immediately.

The new bucket and the cleaning woman.

The snow falls from the sky

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding

Their assets stripped,

Their semen with more care

There he is.

There you are. Have a nice conversation.

This is the 50th anniversary. No. We're doing it for a bet

This is The Meaning of Life

To decide for him or herself

To keep China British

Tsk, tsk, tsk

Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is

Um...

WAITER: Hello?

We go round every 200 million years

We're inmates of a Bengali psychiatric institution,

We're just doing our jobs, you know?

We've bought you something, sir. We bought you this, sir

Weigh the anchor!

Well, and after that?

Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours, then, eh?

Well, we sort of like pineapple.

What do I do? Yes?

What is life What is our fate

Which brings us, once again, to the urgent realization

Who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down

Who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution.

Working in a place like this

Would you kindly wake up?

Yeah

Yeah, yeah, I know what it is, but I'm using it.

Yeah. With the eggs on top.

Yes

Yes, Sarge. And I suppose

Yes, sir? What is it?

Yes, sir. Sorry, sir

Yes, we were. You know, whether death is really the end...

Yes, well, the thing is, Sergeant, I've got a bit of a problem here.

Yes, Wyclif, what is it?

You don't have to be a six footer

You sometimes win or lose,

'cause you see, I feel that life's a game.

(ALL CHATTERING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(ALL MURMURING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(BOTH GASPING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BU BBLING)

(CH ILDREN GROANING)

(DOG BARKING)

(ELEVA TOR MUSIC PLAYING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(EXPLOSIONS)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GU NS FIRING)

(HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING)

(MAN GRUNTING)

(MEN EXCLAIMING)

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

(PEOPLE GREETING)

(PEOPLE ULULATING)

(PINGING)

(SCREAMING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(WH ISTLE BLOWS)

The Meaning of Life (1983) Musical Soundboard
"The Meaning of Life" is a classic British comedy film released in 1983, directed by Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam. It is the final full-length feature film from the iconic Monty Python comedy group, whose members include Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin. This hilarious film takes its audience on an absurdly whimsical journey, exploring various sketches and musical numbers that aim to reflect on the human condition and the question of life's meaning. The movie cleverly combines humor, satire, and absurdity to challenge societal norms and provoke thought. The cast and band members of Monty Python bring their unique comedic talents to the screen, delivering a plethora of memorable characters and scenes. Graham Chapman portrays the pompous character "Fish" and participates in the infamous sketch "The Meaning of Life," where he hilariously teaches a classroom full of students about the very topic. John Cleese portrays various characters throughout the film, each showcasing his impeccable comedic timing. Terry Gilliam, known for his surreal animations, incorporates his talent into this film with animated sequences like "The Crimson Permanent Assurance." Eric Idle delivers his comical brilliance in numerous sketches, including the iconic "Every Sperm is Sacred" musical number. Terry Jones adds his distinctive charm and wit, contributing to sketches such as "The Miracle of Birth" and "The Autumn Years." Michael Palin, widely regarded as a comedic genius, brings his impeccable versatility to the film, portraying a range of characters like the unforgettable "Mrs. Brown." "The Meaning of Life" is not only known for its hilarious and thought-provoking sketches but also for its excellent musical numbers. The film features original songs composed by the Monty Python members themselves, with lyrics that are both clever and uproariously funny. The satirical "Every Sperm is Sacred" is an absolute highlight, combining catchy melodies with biting social commentary. Other memorable songs include "Galaxy Song," a comical exploration of the vastness of the universe, and "Christmas in Heaven," a darkly humorous take on the afterlife. The film is a rollercoaster ride of absurdity, starting with the surreal short film "The Crimson Permanent Assurance," where a group of elderly accountants transform into pirates and rebel against the corporate world. From there, it delves into various sketches, all connected by the overarching theme of life's meaning. The audience is treated to scenes like the gruesome "Mr. Creosote" sketch, where a morbidly obese man consumes an absurd amount of food in a disgustingly memorable manner. "The Meaning of Life" masterfully captures the essence of Monty Python's unique brand of humor, mixing intelligent satire with slapstick comedy and surrealism. It reflects on the human experience, providing comic relief while simultaneously questioning society's rules and norms. If you're ready to dive into the absurd and explore the meaning of life through bizarre and hilarious sketches, "The Meaning of Life" is not to be missed. You can play and download the film's sounds here, immersing yourself in the unforgettable world of Monty Python and their uniquely British brand of humor. Note: Unfortunately, I cannot provide the sounds for download.
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