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The Money Pit (1986)

The Money Pit (1986)

The Money Pit is a comedy film released in 1986 that tells the hilarious story of Walter (played by Tom Hanks) and Anna (played by Shelley Long), a couple who purchase a seemingly perfect dream home, only to discover it slowly crumbling into a never-ending renovation nightmare. Directed by Richard Benjamin, this film takes the audience on a rollercoaster ride of mishaps, escalating costs, and outrageous situations as the house continuously falls apart. With its witty screenplay and charming performances by Hanks and Long, The Money Pit remains a beloved classic in the genre. If you want to relive the laughs, you can watch or download this movie for a delightful evening here.

A bribe? Sure. Can you be here in a half an hour?
A few of the Maestro's things. He moves back in today, you know.
A gardener? No, no. I could handle this. This'd be a piece of cake.
A little care, a little imagination...
A little house in the suburbs, a white picket fence...
A little imagination, and it's gonna be great!
A little work, a little care...
A staircase! We have stairs!
A while ago I thought the Care Bears were here!
About what?
Actually more, because I had to put up with you!
Actually, it was a little special.
Actually, it's a little overdone for my taste.
Actually, what I'm saying is...
After 25 years...
All my personal things are still in this one.
All right. I'm sorry.
All right. Then just go to bed with me.
All right. You've got five minutes.
All you want to talk about is money. Let's talk about love and sex.
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
Amazing, nothing. It'll be a regular miracle!
An attractive woman. He didn't know who you were.
And a positive attitude.
And apparently I, um... slept with him.
And get the hell away from each other!
And I don't want to drag you down with me. Save yourself while there's still time.
And I love you.
And I put on the Bob Hope Desert Classic from Palm Springs.
And I'm bathing it in this mixture.
And I'm working my way to the drum section.
And if that's okay, then everything else can be fixed.
And if they do, I can't pay for it!
And it's very hush hush. Top secret.
And just to round it out... a wife. Will you marry me?
And new, and at the same time older and wiser.
And on goes some nice brandy. Let it bubble up well...
And on goes some nice brandy. Let it bubble up well...
And right next to it is this little short line with only two guys on it.
And that's you. I've known that for a long time.
And the idea of going back to that house, alone...
And the police will come every night. I love you.
And then dip it into your flames...
And then one day...
And those of you whose consciences match your talents...
And thrown her away. I've lost her too.
And we're not going to, not with your attitude!
And you get on this line that reaches to Spain.
And you want me to move out because you've got the hots for Max?
And you will hang for it.
And you'll believe in me? You'll understand?
And you'll get it all back! I told you that!
And, uh, guess what.
Anna
Anna Anna, bo banna
Anna, I have learned that my life is meaningless without you.
Anna? Anna, darling!
Apparently I went to his apartment, I got drunk...
Are you all right?
Are you going to spend the night here?
Are you gonna let her do that? Are you gonna let my mother clean that carpet?
Are you hot? Can I take your life?
Are you in there, Fielding?
Are you jealous of Max?
Are you serious?
Art Shirk. I'm the carpenter.
Auf wiedersehen...
Because I'm standing in a pile of rubble and we don't have the permits to un rubble it.
Because it underestimates me.
Because it would kill him to hear that.
Because now I know how much I really love you.
Benny?
Besides, I think he's got a brother who's a plumber.
Boat has docked. He's here, you're out.
Borrow some bus fare. Or we could hitchhike!
Brad is the executive plumber. We do all the work.
Brad, Brad, bo rad Banana fanna
But check your records, make sure we agree.
But don't you want to hear it back?
But I can't live this life of shame much longer.
But I wanna put the past behind us and begin again fresh...
But I'll get over it because I am shallow and self centered.
But if you did it and didn't tell me, that would really bother me.
But it, uh, it turned out.
But last week we were watching
But she sold six million records last year.
But the house is beautiful.
But those boys are work animals. Well, everything looks pretty well under control.
But we'll be back when you get your permits.
But why do we need a piece of paper from the state of New York?
But you don't get on that line, 'cause you think something must be wrong with it...
But you haven't even looked at my pipes.
But you, you won't because you are complex.
By the way, you have the most beautifully kept pool I've ever seen.
Calm down. You were a little looped. You sang a few songs.
Can we knock this off and go to sleep?
Can we talk about this in the morning? I'm so tired.
Carlos and I were very happy here.
Carlos is from Asuncion.
Carlos, come on!
Cash? No problem.
Come on, everybody
Commitment.
Could be great.
Could you send up some water?
Couldn't you at least hang the door? I've got enough cash for that.
Depends on how you're gonna raise the money.
Did you hear that?
Did you?
Did you?
Did you?
Didn't you ask him? What's the matter, I gotta pay you to think?
Do we have to talk about it? Can't we just put this behind us?
Do you know how hard it is to find a really good carpenter?
Do you know how hard it is to find a really good carpenter?
Do you like it? I'll throw it in if you buy the house.
Don't be ridiculous. He's not even a musician.
Don't be so conventional.
Don't forget to get the water.
Don't rip off my shoes and kiss my feet!
Don't take off your coat. Forget it. You are not calling yourselves "Meryl Streep."
Don't they have any laws in Brazil? Don't they have any police?
Drive to his office and kiss his ass.
Drugs, sudden death.
Duck l'orange.
Either that or the intense pain.
Even if you're rich. And we're broke!
Everything's gonna be fixed.
Excuse the way the place looks.
Fabulous car!
Farm animals, or geese and chickens...
Fielding. Walter Fielding.
Figures.
Filters...
Fine!
Fine! Get out!
Fine.
For example, that you'd spent last night with Max...
For the bloodsucking lawyers.
For you to be without me and unhappy...
Forget love, let's just talk about sex.
Four months since I got those permits. They're not even half done.
Four months.
Four years of law school, law review.
Get to work!
Go stuff yourselves.
God knows what a season under the heavy hand...
Goddam bloodsucking lawyers are bleeding me dry.
Good day.
Good Lord!
Good morning.
Good news? When you hear what I got for you, just remember:
Good night, hon.
Good night.
Great!
Great! Great!
Great.
Great.
Happiest moments of my life since we left Paraguay...
Hasta pronto, if you know what I mean.
Have been spent right here in this room.
Haven't got the right materials. Wood's rotten.
Haven't I gotten the water every morning for four months?
He couldn't forgive me, and I can't forgive him for that.
He goes friggin' nuts!
He has problems because he has a father like me.
He just told me he wants to see you. Sorry, Benny.
He never eats.
He steals the money, I get the bills. Dad, why did you do this to me?
He was supposed to bring me a bucket of water.
He was, and now he's back, and you're out!
He, who last year alone sold 22 million records.
He's lost a wonderful woman, and I know what that's like.
Hello?
Hello. Yes.
Hello... Hello! Hello! I'm here!
Help!
Here he comes!
Here it is, nearly 11:30. You must be parched.
Here you go.
Here! Here she...
Hey Walter, you want this room painted blue?
Hey, buddy, did you really buy this house?
Hey, come on! Wait a minute, fellas, there's a lady inside there.
Hey, keep it brief. I got a chick waiting in the Jacuzzi.
Hey, take a chance.
Hey, watch what you say about my mother, now!
Hey, what the...?
Hi, this is Julia Child with a tip on making crepes Suzette...
Hi!
Hi! You must be Mr. Fielding.
Hi.
Hold it, fellas. Just a second. There's a woman inside there.
Hold it! Come on!
Hold it.
How can he have problems with a father like you?
How do I look in this?
How long will it take to put this place together?
How much do I make a year?
How, exactly, would you define "haggling"?
How...?
How's that?
Hurry, don't let it ring again.
I am happy too.
I am not walking out on him. I am in love with him. Not you, him.
I am sure I did not wash your hair!
I bet ya I can make a rhyme
I can hear you in there laughing at me.
I can see that my presence here could be construed as in poor taste.
I can't. I've tried, but I love Walter Fielding.
I did one other thing:
I didn't expect that water. It had legs.
I didn't sleep very well.
I didn't sleep with him.
I didn't.
I do know how to light an oven.
I do trust you. I just want you to tell me the truth.
I do.
I don't care.
I don't know who you are!
I don't know, Walter. I've never been any good at that kind of thing.