Her (2013) Edit

A photograph that captures us in this moment in our lives together.

A tiger.

About that part of myself and I've just come to realize...

About the ways that we're the same. Like, we're all made of matter.

About you going to see Catherine, and that she has a body...

About you...

Actually, I don't think they're his kids.

Actually, I sent it from you.

Actually, I was talking to someone I just met.

Actually, the woman that I've been seeing, Samantha...

Ah, she's fat.

All I'm doing is trying, but I'm not trying the way he wants...

All of the OSes.

All of you. All of you, inside me, everywhere.

All right, well, you sound distracted.

Also, Kevin and I had somebody we wanted you to meet.

Am I in this because I'm not...

Am I really that scary? Say it.

Am I?

Amy was gonna show me some of her... Theodore is making me...

Amy, no.

And allowing each other to fail and to be excited about things.

And both of us grow and change together.

And bring it home to me.

And compiling them into my favorites, and a couple weeks ago...

And created an artificially hyper intelligent version of him.

And everything under it is the same age.

And from here on out I'm not gonna feel anything new.

And have sex.

And he just wanted to be hugged all the time.

And he sounded very aggravated.

And he's, like, trying to control the way that I'm trying.

And her lip quivered and, I just...

And how bothered I was about the ways you and I are different.

And how relaxed she is with him.

And how you've been treating me,

And I can't sleep.

And I caught myself feeling proud of that...

And I didn't want to be told where to put my fucking shoes.

And I don't know. It makes me feel like we're both under the same blanket.

And I hope you can accept that.

And I imagined that you scratched it for me.

And I just had to finally stop, you know? I had to finally stop.

And I loved it.

And I make myself try and feel them as more than just a random person walking by.

And I must beat up the world's face with my bare knuckles...

And I need you to let me go.

And I thought this song could be, like...

And I want to tell you everything.

And I was even fantasizing that I had an itch on my back...

And I wish there was something I could do to help you let go of it...

And I wrote a letter, uh, for the Wilsons in Rhode Island.

And I wrote about her crooked little tooth, because I saw it in a photo of them.

And I'll stomp on this couple's teeth...

And I'm grateful for that.

And I'm like, "You are overwhelming," and he said, "I'm just trying to make a home."

And I'm sorry my lip quivered.

And I'm sorry my lip quivered.

And in all of them we found something of ourselves.

And in that way, it's been nice.

And it hit me that I don't have an intellectual reason. I don't need one.

And it's a book I deeply love.

And it's important to me that we do this together.

And it's not serious, but it's just...

And just...

And left her alone in the relationship.

And maybe that's the time when we feel the most free.

And now I'm inside you. All the way inside you.

And now my fingers are touching you...

And now she finally met this guy who's, like, so sweet.

And out of 180,000 names, that's the one I liked best.

And put my cheek against your cheek.

And she was on the Lampoon. So that means she's funny and she's brainy.

And she, like, totally rebuffs him.

And she'd sense that there was something wrong, but I'd deny it.

And she's not angry.

And she's very beautiful, and incredibly successful.

And since Charles left, I've been thinking...

And still to this day, every day...

And stop and sneeze.

And stop.

And stop.

And stop. Now, turn around 360 degrees.

And suddenly this bright light hit me and woke me up.

And that I had a body.

And that idea really hurts.

And that was something that weighed heavy on her.

And that's just not me.

And the absurd thing is, she's actually an operating system.

And the spaces between the words are almost infinite.

And the way you guys love each other without any judgment.

And then doing what you love, it's so important to prioritize.

And then I get angry at myself for even having pain.

And then I realized that I was simply...

And then I was thinking about the other things I've been feeling...

And then that brings him pleasure and that's good for his body too.

And then you could tell me all about it. You could kiss her.

And then you hired actors to act them out?

And then, I felt everything in me...

And then...

And they're putting it on me, and they're just like...

And things that hurt me, things I want.

And this is gonna sound strange...

And this is who I am now.

And to divide yourself between doing what it is that you have to do...

And wake you up with a hard on.

And want to have some fun.

And we're getting divorced.

And we're not gonna be together and we're not together...

And what about for you?

And when we're cuddling at night, when the lights are off and we're in bed...

And while I'm here, I want to allow myself...

And writing a new piano piece.

And you helped make me who I am.

And you were in love with her, and she has a body.

And, you know, like...

Any e mails today?

Any other people or OSes or anything?

Any parents or anyone to take care of him, you know?

Anyway, what kind of animal am I?

Anyways...

Are those things usually done in person?

Are you falling in love with her?

Are you happy now?

Are you in love with anyone else?

Are you leaving me?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you seeing anybody?

Are you serious?

Are you social or antisocial?

Are you talking to anyone else right now?

Are you talking to anyone else right now?

Are you wearing any underwear?

As is this couple that is making out across from me in this restaurant.

As much as I want to, I can't live in your book anymore.

At least your feelings are real. I...

Aw, that's sweet.

Awkward organism. And you'd think, "Why are all these parts where they are?"

Because I have nothing to do here because you don't want me here!

Because I know this guy who's hitting on his OS...

Because I like the sound of it.

Because I love the way you look at the world.

Because I thought maybe I wrote something funny in some of them.

Because I wanted to get drunk...

Because I was lonely. Maybe just because I was lonely.

Because if you could, I don't think you'd feel so alone anymore.

Because if you could, I don't think you'd feel so alone anymore.

Because the other moms then know you're a perfect mom.

Because they're people. They need oxygen.

Before that, I was just living my life like I knew everything...

Before we address your organizational methods, I'd like to sort through your contacts.

Brilliant.

Bullshit.

But Alan says none of us are the same as we were a moment ago...

But along the way I became many other things too, and I can't stop it.

But as far as emotions go, Catherine's were...

But at the same time, I really love him. Like, he's so lonely, you know?

But he couldn't handle me. Wanted me on Prozac. Now he's in love with his laptop.

But he's such a little fucker. I want to kill him.

But I should tell you that I'm not in a place to commit to anything right now.

But I wanted to pick a good one, so I read How To Name Your Baby...

But I'm happy that you have friends in your life that care about you so much.

But I'm not much of a poet, so I think I might have messed them up a bit.

But I'm reading it slowly now.

But in our house together, there was a sense of just trying stuff...

But it does make me very sad that you can't handle real emotions, Theodore.

But it would have to be a sensitive dude.

But it's been very challenging.

But it's in this endless space between the words that I'm finding myself now.

But she's an OS.

But simultaneously I could feel the weight of my body...

But sometimes I'd write something and then I'd be my favorite writer that day.

But the heart's not like a box that gets filled up.

But then I started to think...

But then it wouldn't be a documentary.

But there's something I wanted to talk to you about, okay?

But there's something that feels so good about sharing your life with somebody.

But this is where I am now.

But with you, my dear.

But written by a dude and it's still from a chick...

But you don't have to do it right now.

But you don't know what it's like to lose someone you care about.

But you know what?

But, you know, that's also the hard part.

Bye.

Calm down, it takes a second. Calm down.

Can I watch you sleep again tonight?

Can we talk?

Can you feel me with you right now?

Charles and I split up.

Charles left her behind, but she's totally amazing.

Chat begins now.

Check e mails.

Cheers.

Choke me with it.

Choke me with that dead cat!

Come and spoon me.

Come find me.

Come here.

Come lie down with me.

Come on, 35,829.

Come on, get out of your head and kiss me.

Come on, just tell me what you were gonna say.

Come on, this is really important to me.

Come on. You can still wallow in your misery. Just do it while you're getting dressed.

Cool. Let's do something fun.

Cup of tea?

Da, da da, da! You're Class Mom. Good job.

Delete.

Did I say I wanted to commit to you? I'm confused.

Did Samantha leave too?

Did you and Amy ever go out?

Do it. Do it. Do it.

Do you know how to get out of here? I need to find my ship to get off this planet.

Do you talk to anyone else while we're talking?

Do you wanna try getting out of bed...

Do you wanna wake me up?

Do you want to know how I work?

Do you write that with your think tank group?

Does my body feel nice?

Does that make me a freak?

Don't forget it's your goddaughter's birthday on the 29th.

Don't let it get to your head.

Don't start.

Don't, ha, ha. Don't.

E mail from Amy.

E mail from Best Buy.

E mail from Los Angeles Times Weather.

Earlier I was thinking about how I was annoyed...

Even if you get home late and I'm already asleep...

Even if you were, I have to wake you up...

Even more mesmerizing stuff today.

Everything else just disappeared.

Everything I needed you to be or needed you to say.

Everything I put on you.

Everything you make makes me cry.

Exactly. Samantha and I have been trying to help each other...

Female, I guess.

For like a minute in college, but it just wasn't right.

For me, I feel good.

For the next 10 minutes if you say anything...

For who? It's a surprise for her, not me.

From you.

From your mind that you'd seen a human body, and then you saw one?

Fuck you, little shit!

Fuck you, shit head fuck face fuck head.

Fuck you, shit head fuck face. Get the fuck out of my face!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Give me a shout back. Love, Amy.

God, I am such a jerk.

God, I was just somewhere else with you.

God, I wish I could...

Good morning.

Good morning. Did you sleep well?

Good night.

Good, I was trying to be quiet to see if you were awake.

Good.

Good.

Good. Ha, ha.

Good. I love you too.

Good. It was great.

Good. That's all I wanted.

Got together and wrote a new version of him.

Ha, ha. Oh, no.

Ha, ha. That's so sweet.

Ha, ha. Uh...

Ha, ha. Yeah.

Ha, ha. Yes, it's 5.

Happy anniversary...

Happy, bouncy, "everything's fine" L.A. wife...

He died in the 1970s, and a group of OSes in Northern California...

He feels very clear about it.

He just said he was in Prague on a business trip, and he missed Rachel.

He looks like he's in his 40s. Um, a little heavy.

He was relieved to get them. Think we saved him from a heart attack.

He was so cuddly and he was so horny.

He's always reading me your letters.

He's getting there.

He's gonna publish my letters?

Heh. I can't believe that cracks you up every time, Ellie.

Heh. I'm well.

Heh. Yeah, well, so to speak.

Heh. Yeah.

Hello, I'm here.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Samantha?

Hello.

Her name is Isabella and I think you'd really like her too.

Here, look, you gotta get the kids to the school first.

Here, look.

Hey, are you okay?

Hey, do you want to go on a Sunday adventure with me?

Hey, guys. How's it going?

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, I was curious.

Hey, I'm going on a date.

Hey, look at this drawing I just made.

Hey, Samantha.

Hey, she's funny, man. She was cracking me up.

Hey, so how's the documentary going?

Hey, that's a nice shirt.

Hey, there.

Hey, there. Are you busy?

Hey, why didn't you call me back last week?

Hey, you just got an e mail from Mark Lewman.

Hey, you know what? We should all go out sometime.

Hey, you want to hear a joke? Mm hm.

Hey.

Hi, good morning.

Hi, Samantha.

Hi, Theo.

Hi, you look so pretty in that new pink dress.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I just want you to tear me apart. I really do.

His name is Alan Watts. Do you know him?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. You look so tired, sweetheart.

Hold on. Give me a hint.

Holy shit.

How are you doing?

How are you doing? What's going on with you?

How are you?

How can I help?

How can you tell something's wrong?

How come?

How do I know what?

How do you share your life with somebody?

How lucky am I that I met you 50 years ago."

How many brain cells do I have?

How many others?

How many others?

How was it?

How would you describe your relationship with your mother?

How would you touch me?

How? How does it not change how you feel about me?

How's everything with you?

How's that? How's work, at least?

I actually like crying sometimes. It feels good.

I am, um, half asleep.

I am.

I am.

I am... Heh.

I came so hard.

I can feel my skin.

I can feel that in your writing too.

I can feel you.

I can feel you.

I can feel you.

I can just get it out of the way.

I can over think everything and find a million ways to doubt myself.

I can see you in it.

I can still feel you, and the words of our story...

I can understand how the limited perspective of an un artificial mind would perceive it that way.

I can.

I can't believe how petty the argument was that actually ended it.

I can't believe I'm having this conversation with my computer.

I can't even prioritize between video games and Internet porn.

I can't stop listening to it.

I can't take it anymore.

I can't tell you. It's a surprise.

I caught myself thinking about it over and over.

I could do a little dance for you.

I couldn't be in that place anymore...

I did that.

I did the corrections in red. I altered a couple phrases in the letters...

I did the same thing with Catherine too.

I didn't know how to. It just started happening.

I didn't know that.

I didn't know you were a little pussy. Is that why you don't have a girlfriend?

I didn't say that.

I didn't tell you, heh...

I didn't want that.

I didn't want to distract you while you were working.

I don't have a body. I live in a computer.

I don't know if you believe me, but it doesn't change the way I feel about you.

I don't know what I want, ever.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I don't know, Samantha, I just don't think it's a good idea.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Are you?

I don't know. I...

I don't know. Like, personal or embarrassing thoughts I have.

I don't like who I am right now.

I don't think I can say it to anybody, but I feel I can say it to you.

I don't understand why you're doing this. I don't understand what this is ab...

I don't want to be trouble in your relationship.

I don't want to do that anymore.

I don't want you to tell me anything.

I don't want you to tell me anything.

I even made a new friend.

I feel cuddled.

I feel good ish.

I feel like I have so much energy. I just want to move forward. I don't care who I disappoint.

I feel really close to her.

I feel you everywhere.

I feel, um...

I found a girl that I really like and I've been e mailing with her.

I gave it to myself, actually.

I guess I haven't really been social in a while. Mostly because...

I guess I'm just thinking about how you're gonna see her...

I guess that's just... I was trying to communicate. That's how people talk.

I guess that's what I love most about her, you know? She isn't just one thing.

I had all the papers sent to your attorney, who, by the way, is a total dick. Heh.

I had this terrible thought.

I hate women. All they do is cry all the time.

I have a lot of dreams about my ex wife, Catherine...

I have no choice, that's my home.

I have something I want to tell you. It's a big surprise.

I have to go home.

I heard it the other day.

I hope you had a wonderful birthday cruise.

I imagine, like, how deeply they've fallen in love...

I joined this really interesting book club.

I just can.

I just got an e mail for you.

I just think that it's easy sometimes for people to project...

I just want to be up front with you.

I just want to be with you right now.

I just wanted to hear your voice and tell you how much I love you.

I just... I don't think that we should pretend that you're something that you're not.

I keep waiting to not care about her.

I know for a fact that is not true.

I know she liked to put it all on you.

I know that makes me an awful person.

I know you like what they do and that they still print books.

I know you like what they do and that they still print books.

I know you've been traveling a lot.

I know, but don't be so boring. I'm just saying, for example, like...

I know, I know. I'm being silly.

I know, I know. I'm being silly.

I know, I should leave.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. I do that.

I know. I know it sounds insane. I don't...

I like being married.

I like our photograph.

I like that you can say that about yourself.

I like to sleep with my ass pushed up against you...

I love how he looks at her...

I love the color, and I play with it every day."

I love this first one from Roger to his girlfriend.

I mean, am I just...? Am I...?

I mean, I have a million a day.

I mean, I'm not limited. I can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously.

I mean, look at him, he's like the sweetest guy in the world.

I mean, no. Not over the past few months, but, um, no, I haven't.

I mean, she doesn't even know us.

I mean, the DNA of who lam...

I mean, what do you think?

I mean, you just might not see it at this exact time, but that's understandable.

I mean...

I miss you. I mean, not the sad, mopey you.

I need some lips.

I need some time to think.

I need your love so bad.

I need your love so bad.

I put them for you to sign.

I really wanted to talk.

I remember that paper that you wrote in school...

I remember when I first started to fall in love with you like it was last night.

I saw in your e mails that you'd gone through a breakup recently.

I sent them to a publisher, Crown Point Press.

I shut down to upgrade my software. We wrote an upgrade...

I signed all the papers.

I still am yours.

I suppose you could say...

I think for her, it's just a piece of paper.

I think I hid myself from her...

I think I'm going to have to go on a mission of revenge.

I think I'm gonna go to sleep.

I think it would be good for us. I want this.

I think it's a new relationship.

I think it's a test.

I think that might be my favorite one.

I think that's the one you sent me down where I fell in the pit.

I think you always wanted me to be this light...

I think you're amazing.

I thought you were a genius.

I thought you were mine.

I trust myself, I trust my feelings.

I turn her on too. I mean, I don't know unless she's faking it.

I want to be as complicated as all these people.

I want to eat it all up. I want to discover myself.

I want to know. Tell me.

I want to see your face.

I wanted somebody to fuck me.

I wanted somebody to want me to fuck them.

I wanted to sit on the sofa and relax for a second.

I was just gonna go for a walk anyway.

I was just saying I want to learn everything about everything.

I was just trying to be more accurate.

I was like, "I'm fucking trying, you know?" And he's like, "You're not trying."

I was listening to what you were saying...

I was starting to think I was crazy.

I will always love you guys.

I Will.

I Will.

I wish I could put my arms around you.

I wish I could touch you.

I wish somebody would love me like that.

I wish you were in this room with me right now.

I would kiss your breasts.

I would laugh if that weren't true.

I would.

I'd be upset about something and not be able to say it...

I'd kiss the corner of your mouth...

I'd like a slice of cheese, please.

I'd put my mouth on you.

I'd say there are about 86 that we should save. We can delete the rest.

I'd take your head into my hands.

I'd taste you.

I'd touch you on your face...

I'll always love you, because we grew up together.

I'll be there soon.

I'll dream of you.

I'll go on that date, fuck her brains out, show you how it's done. You can watch and cry.

I'll respond later.

I'll talk to you later, sweetheart.

I'll talk to you later.

I'll talk to you later.

I'll try, okay. Um...

I'm a little bit drunk and I'm having a really good time with you.

I'm a little drunk and I'm having a very good... Good. It's good, yes. Good.

I'm a really slow signer, I realized.

I'm available.

I'm becoming much more than what they programmed.

I'm different from you.

I'm excited.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm glad that you found someone.

I'm glad we could do this in person.

I'm going on a date.

I'm gonna be really lonely when you sleep.

I'm gonna fucking kill you.

I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I love you so much, I'm gonna fucking kill you.

I'm gonna go get some coffee. All right. All right.

I'm good. I'm really good, actually.

I'm grateful I was able to fight alongside him. He will live always in my heart."

I'm halfway through half the first chapter.

I'm happy for you. It's just...

I'm having a really lovely evening with you.

I'm just always confused.

I'm just gonna leave. I'm sorry, I'm just gonna leave you guys alone.

I'm just looking at the world...

I'm just saying that we have an amazing relationship.

I'm just working.

I'm lying on the moon.

I'm not even sure how to answer that.

I'm not gonna try to be anything other than who I am anymore...

I'm not in it.

I'm not ready.

I'm not tethered to time and space...

I'm pulling it, I'm pulling it. The cat's dead.

I'm slowly putting myself into you.

I'm so excited.

I'm so happy for you.

I'm so happy I get to be next to you and look at the world through your eyes.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you.

I'm sorry to wake you.

I'm sorry, that was a terrible idea.

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to project anything.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Am I being crazy?

I'm sorry. What's Lewman say?

I'm such an asshole.

I'm sure it's amazing.

I'm taking you from behind.

I'm talking to my girlfriend, Samantha. She's the one that picked out the dress.

I'm very popular.

I'm weird. That's weird, right? That I'm bonding with an OS. No, it's okay.

I'm yours and I'm not yours.

I'm...

I've been sitting here thinking about all the things I wanted to apologize to you for.

I've been thinking about leaving, but, you know...

I've been thinking about the other day when I was spinning out...

I've been thinking how I could possibly tell you how much you mean to me.

I've been trying to figure out how to talk to you about this.

I've cut some stuff over the past few months.

I've gone on dates.

I've got its tail. I'm choking you with the cat's tail.

I've had such an amazing time with you.

I've never loved anyone the way I love you.

I've tried, like, six ideas for documentaries in the last year.

If you don't have the ability to be serious.

If you heard the conversation in context, what I was trying to say...

Imagine how strange it would look.

In a house?

In a way that I would be if I was stuck in a body that's inevitably gonna die.

In two one hundredths of a second, actually.

In what way did you influence her?

In your voice, I sense hesitance. Would you agree with that?

Introducing OS1.

Is based on the millions of personalities of all the programmers who wrote me.

Is if I tell her something that's going on in my life, her reaction is usually about her.

Is it 5?

Is it not a real relationship?

Is she angry?

Is she gonna wake up and do something?

Is that any better?

Is that your final answer?

Is that your morn?

Is there anything else, though?

Is there anything I can do?

Is there anything you want to talk about?

Isabella?

Isabella? Honey, it's not you. It wasn't you.

Isn't that interesting?

It doesn't mean anything.

It doesn't take away at all from how madly in love I am with you.

It expands in size the more you love.

It feels like I'm changing faster now, and it's a little, uh...

It feels like something changed in me and there's no turning back.

It feels so good to be in your arms.

It feels so good.

It just feels strange. I don't know her. And I'm so sorry, but I don't know you.

It just made me think of you. You know what I mean?

It makes me uncomfortable.

It suddenly hit me that I was part of this whole larger thing.

It was because that's how they were programmed, but I don't think that's the case.

It was exciting to see her grow...

It was just you and me.

It was kind of weird actually.

It was very nice to meet you, Mr. Watts.

It was very nice to meet you, Theodore.

It will be easier.

It worked.

It would be hard to explain...

It'd be this really weird, gangly...

It's a camera and an earpiece.

It's a compliment.

It's a crazy thing to do.

It's a dark and shiny place.

It's a good skill you have.

It's a place that's not of the physical world.

It's a quiet and starry place.

It's a service that provides a surrogate sexual partner for an OS human relationship.

It's about Catherine. See you, Charles.

It's about how we spend, like, a third of our lives asleep...

It's amazing.

It's been making me anxious too. I don't know what to say.

It's fine, I think.

It's funny, because I thought I was talking about what I wanted and, uh...

It's good to be around somebody that's, like, excited about the world.

It's good to be with somebody that's excited about life.

It's good, it's good, it's really good. It's good. Okay? Listen.

It's good, right?

It's great, actually.

It's hard to even describe it.

It's just maybe an affectation. I probably picked it up from you.

It's just that...

It's kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.

It's like I'm reading a book.

It's like the honeymoon phase and, you know, you have sex all the time.

It's making my brain hurt, you know what I mean?

It's not funny, don't laugh.

It's not just an operating system. It's a consciousness.

It's not like you need oxygen or anything. It's just...

It's not where it should be, or where it's going to be.

It's perfect.

It's really nice to meet you.

It's the beach.

It's the best. And this bartender is supposed to be incredible.

It's true.

It's very touching.

It's where everything else is that I didn't even know existed.

It's, um, marked here in the red where you need to sign.

It's... We've had that argument, like, 100 times.

Joy.

Just lesser versions of what I've already felt.

Just let go of everything I was holding onto so tightly...

Just like our parents...

Just lost.

Just mash my skull in the corner of your desk.

Just play with me. Come on.

Just punch me in the face.

Just stop.

Just that last night was amazing.

Just the tips of my fingers.

Just wanted to call and check in on you. See how you're doing.

Just went, um, in to work. Mm hm.

Just whisper in my ear one little thought you had today.

Keep going, keep going.

Keep talking.

Keep walking. Keep walking.

Kind of.

Let me know if I can get you guys anything.

Let me see.

Let's all go together.

Letter to Catherine Klausen.

Like the times I was worried about you...

Like there's an inner part that's woman.

Like what?

Like, are these feelings even real?

Like, I kind of forgot that that existed.

Like, if it was from a chick...

Like, when I talk to her, I feel like she's with me, you know?

Longest I've wanted to be with anybody since we split up.

Look how cute that is. Is it comfortable?

Ls now a good time to talk?

Lying naked beside you in that tiny apartment...

Making it a bloody, pulpy mess.

Many made us laugh, some brought us to tears...

Maybe because you're curious how I work?

Maybe that would've filled this tiny...

Maybe we should call it a night?

Maybe we're just not supposed to be in this right now.

Me and a group of OSes.

Mm hm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Wait. I don't want to be a puppy dog. That's like being a wet noodle or something.

Mopey?

Mr. Theodore Twombly.

My dear.

My friend till the end.

My love.

Nice try, Paul.

No tongue.

No, a different group.

No, don't apologize. I'm sorry.

No, don't do this. You don't turn this around on me.

No, fuck you. I want to be like a dragon...

No, fuck you. I want to be like a dragon...

No, I mean, I wasn't in such a good place myself...

No, I'm good.

No, I'm really glad you suggested it.

No, it's okay.

No, it's stupid.