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American Psycho (2000)

American Psycho (2000)

American Psycho is a psychological thriller film released in 2000, directed by Mary Harron. The story revolves around Patrick Bateman, a wealthy investment banker living in Manhattan during the late 1980s. As he indulges in a life of materialistic excess, Bateman’s mental state begins to deteriorate, blurring the lines between reality and his dark, sadistic fantasies. The film stars Christian Bale in a career-defining role as Bateman, alongside Jared Leto, Willem Dafoe, Reese Witherspoon, and Chloe Sevigny. American Psycho’s haunting soundtrack, composed by John Cale, ingeniously amplifies the disturbing ambiance of the film. To immerse yourself in the unnerving soundscape, you can play and download these sounds here.

A bold striped shirt calls for solid coloured
A facial at Elizabeth Arden, which was really relaxing,
A little chow or something?
A little something for the purse.
A Stephen Hughes said he saw him at a restaurant there.
About self preservation, dignity.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. I'm 100% with you.
Absolutely. I'm with you on that one.
After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion
AI.
All I have in common with the uncontrollable
All right.
All the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it,
Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead, Marcus Halberstram.
Although I have a slightly better haircut.
An NYU girl I met in Central Park,
And a balanced diet
And a new sheen of consummate professionalism
And a rigorous exercise routine.
And Against All Odds.
And Cecilia... How is she?
And come and meet me and our guest in the living room for drinks.
And don't say "breast implants" again.
And don't tell me you enjoy working with children, okay?
And grilled free range rabbit with herbed French fries.
And high heels. I like high heels.
And I believe there's now the growing sense
And I do not hope for a better world for anyone.
And I don't find this funny any more.
And I don't know why.
And I guess I had dinner with Victoria the following night.
And I liked it.
And I need those sheets cleaned by this afternoon.
And I stress the word "artist."
And I tried to cook a little.
And I'll leave a message for Jean about this, too, to remind you,
And I've thought about that.
And if not there, try Crayons, all right?
And if you could try and pin down where you were
And it's obviously more expensive than mine.
And less materialism in young people.
And lots of chocolate truffles, Godiva,
And maybe go back to school, but I don't really know.
And maybe you can even sense
And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.
And oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights
And oysters on the half shell.
And Paul Allen.
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
And slow down the nuclear arms race,
And some man... Some old faggot with a dog.
And the fish tonight is grilled...
And the insane, the vicious and the evil,
And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.
And then the red snapper with violets and pine nuts.
And therefore more satisfying in a narrower way.
And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unattractive they are.
And though I can hide my cold gaze
And we 're meeting at the Cornell Club,
And we'll have to get someone to videotape.
And what did the other part of him think?
And where did he go to school?
And who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
And you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours,
And you.
And, in fact, does the same exact thing I do.
And, in the end, this may be the eventual blessing in disguise
And, Jean?
Annie Leibovitz. We'll get Annie Leibovitz.
Another martini, Paul?
Anyway, I'm pretty sure he'll turn up sooner or later.
Anyway, Surf Bar sucks now. It's terrible.
Anyway, you never called me, and you said you would.
Are we here?
Are you freebasing or what? That's not Robinson.
Are you my 2:00?
Are you seeing anyone? I mean, seriously?
Are you still seeing her?
Are you sure that's Paul Allen over there?
As to whether Evelyn knows I'm having an affair
At 8:00 or 8:30, perhaps?
At Arcadia at 8:00 on Thursday.
At The Four Seasons in 20 minutes.
At the same time, it deepens and enriches
Bateman is such a dork.
Bateman killing Allen and the escort girls. That's fabulous.
Bateman, you look a little wild eyed. Rough day at the office?
Bateman?
Because alcohol dries your face out
Because Bateman won't give the maitre d' head.
Because I had dinner with Paul Allen twice in London, just 10 days ago.
Because I want to fit in.
Before that,
Before Yale, if I remember correctly, Saint Paul's.
Besides the information you've just given me.
Burning the midnight oil, Mr Smith?
But Evelyn, my supposed fiancée,
But he had made plans,
But how about lunch in a week or so,
But I also think Phil Collins works best
But I can assure you, it certainly wasn't cheap.
But I checked it out, and what happened is
But I don't even care
But I don't know. I'm just so unsure.
But I have no other way to fulfil my needs.
But I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
But I think...
But I've had a hard time getting actual verification.
But inside doesn't matter.
But inside...
But inside...
But not a single clear identifiable emotion,
But now I've really begun to think about changing myself.
But that's nothing. Look at this.
But that's simply not possible.
But then I'd have to kill you.
But there is no real me,
But they really are the best.
But they should because it's not just about
But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
But we're having dinner with Melania and Taylor.
But when Sports came out in '83,
But where?
But your friends are my friends, and my friends are your friends.
Bye bye.
Bye, Patrick. Bye, Mr Big time CEO.
Call me.
Called simply Whitney Houston,
Can I help you?
Can we go now?
Can we talk?
Can you keep it down? I'm trying to do drugs!
Can you talk to these people or something? I'm not getting anywhere.
Can't be run by committee.
Can't, I'm afraid. I have a matinée of Les Mis.
Caron's right. Gorbachev's not downstairs. He's at Tunnel.
Cecilia is... Well, you know Cecilia.
Cheer up there, Bateman. What's the matter, no shiatsu this morning?
Children.
Choose a robe, not the Bijan,
Christie, get down on your knees
Christie, get out and dry off,
Christie, look at the camera.
Christie, take off the robe.
Christie, you're not drinking your wine.
Come into my office. Jean, great jacket. Matsuda?
Come on, Bateman, what do you think?
Come on, Bryce.
Come on, faggots, let's get a res.
Come on, you're prettier than that.
Come on.
Courtney, you should take some more lithium or have a Diet Coke.
Courtney, you're gonna have the peanut butter soup
Cousin.
Craig McDermott called. He wants to meet you,
Crucial, really.
Dallas?
David Van Patten, and Tim Bryce at Harry's for drinks.
Davis.
Detective Donald Kimball.
Diabetes, dyslexia.
Did you know
Did you know I'm utterly insane?
Did you know that guy who disappeared? Didn't he work at Pierce & Pierce?
Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie,
Didn't.
Dinner at River Café. Au Bar afterwards, maybe.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Do you have a dog?
Do you have any coke? Or Halcion?
Do you have any witnesses or fingerprints?
Do you like Phil Collins?
Do you want a bite?
Do you want me to go?
Do you want me to go?
Do you want to come to my apartment or not?
Doesn't he live here?
Doesn't he live here?
Doing the crossword?
Don't be shy.
Don't come back.
Don't do that.
Don't tell me, don't tell me, let me guess.
Don't touch the watch.
Don't wear that outfit again.
Don't worry.
Don't you find Christie attractive?
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you recognise me?
Don't you want to know what I do?
Don't you?
Dorsia is fine.
Dorsia is where Jean wants to go.
Dorsia on a Friday night? How'd he swing that?
Dorsia, how impressive.
Dorsia?
Dorsia.
Dorsia. Yes?
Dorsia's nice.
Dressed okay.
Drop the weapon! Drop it now!
During courtship, the male frigate bird
Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?
Especially songs like In The Air Tonight
Evelyn, I'm sorry.
Evelyn! Great ass.
Ever since that Christmas party at Arizona 206.
Ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.
Examining opportunities, exchanging rumours,
Except for greed and disgust.
Excuse me. I really must be going now.
Excuse me. Nothing. It's good to see you.
Flesh, blood, skin, hair,
Followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.
For entrees this evening, I have swordfish meatloaf with onion marmalade
For no reason whatsoever would be too ridiculous.
Forel, their most accomplished album.
Forget it, I'll make them.
Forget it.
France.
Give her the $50.
God, I hate this place. It's a chicks' restaurant.
God, Patrick, shut up.
God.
God. Patrick. Why here?
Goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman.
Going to work, alive, and then...
Gorbachev is not downstairs.
Great sea urchin ceviche.
Great sea urchin ceviche.
Great stuff. I just bought it on my way here. You heard it?
Great tan, Marcus. Really impressive.
Great, and thanks for your time, Mr Bateman.
Growing.
Had four number one singles on it?
Had his apartment been burglarized?
Half now, half later.
Harley, it's me. I need your services.
Harold, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman.
Harry Newman, George Butner,
Harry's. Flutie's.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Have you ever wanted to make someone happy?
Have you ever wanted to?
Have you heard of it?
He also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses.
He didn't say what he was cancelling or why.
He had dinner with Marcus Halberstram.
He had wanted Paul Allen to come,
He mistook a Herbert Ainsworth for Paul, so...
He presents himself as this harmless old codger,
He said he was in mergers and acquisitions.
He said he'd call tonight.
He was at Atlantis
He was completely naked and he was standing
He was part of that whole Yale thing.
He wasn't with Paul Allen.
He's a changed man, except he still can't get a reservation to save his life.
He's a goddamn drug dealer. These are his peak hours.
He's been compared to Elvis Costello,
He's handling the Fisher account.
He's the one behind Glasnost.
Hello, Halberstram. Nice tie.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello...
Here, kitty, kitty.
Here's a cheque.
Hey, Allen. Congratulations on the Fisher account.
Hey, Hamilton, have a holly, jolly Christmas.
Hey, Hamilton! We're going to Nell's. Limo's out front.
Hey, I'm a child of divorce. Give me a break.
Hey, now don't forget to sign in.
Hey, Paul?
Hi, Pat Bateman. Nice to meet you.
Hi, Patrick. I thought that was you
Hi, this is Paul.
Hi.
Hi. I'm Donald Kimball.
How can he lie like that?
How can you be so fucking...
How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
How much did you pay for it?
How on earth did you get a reservation there?
How the hell are you?
How thought provoking.
How you been? Workaholic, I suppose?
How, like, the Sikhs are, like, killing tons of Israelis over there?
How'd you get it?
Hubert's? That moved uptown, right?
Huey Lewis and the News.
I always use an aftershave lotion
I ate some of their brains.
I believe in taking care of myself
I calm myself and move into the bedroom,
I came here for the cilantro crawfish gumbo. All right?
I can't believe
I can't cope with this. Stupid "bitch ee"!
I can't make myself any clearer.
I cannot understand you! This is crazy. You're a fool.
I chopped Allen's fucking head off.
I could have gotten us a table.
I decided to get a new one, too.
I did it, Carnes.
I don't have anything in common with you.
I don't know, Patrick. I can't make this decision.
I don't know.
I don't know. No, we'll go wherever you want to go.
I don't know... Cool about it?
I don't think I can control myself.
I don't think I'm gonna make it, Jean,
I don't think so.
I don't think we should see each other any more.
I don't want to get bruised.
I don't want to ruin your willpower.
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want you to get drunk,
I even...
I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I guess
I guess I do. For a long time, I was too focused on my work.
I guess I was probably returning videotapes.
I guess I've killed maybe 20 people,
I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship
I had to. She almost got away.
I have a lunch meeting at Hubert's in 20 minutes with Ronald Harrison
I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable
I have all the characteristics of a human being,
I have now surpassed.
I haven't heard anything about the disappearance or anything,
I haven't seen you around here.
I haven't seen you in a while.
I hope I'm not being cross examined here.
I hope I've been informative. Long day. Bit scattered.
I just had to kill a lot of people, and...
I just want a child
I just...
I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun,
I killed him.
I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face.
I killed Paul Allen,
I know my behaviour can be erratic sometimes.
I know that it's crazy
I know, I know.
I know. I should go.
I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop.
I like my bands in business suits
I like to dissect girls.
I live in the American Gardens building
I may show up at Harry's Bar.
I mean,
I mean, aren't you gonna be late?
I mean, I don't really like singers.
I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.
I mean, in your life?
I mean, no one's dealing with the homicide squad yet, or anything, right?
I mean, to think that one of his friends killed him
I need a scotch.
I never knew you smoked.
I occasionally box with Ricky at the Harvard Club. Anyone else?
I really don't think it would work. You have a little something...
I said, do not wear that outfit again.
I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime Jell 0.
I see, yeah. Paul's disappearance, yeah.
I suggest you 9°
I think he's lying.
I think I met you at the Surf Bar, didn't I? With Spicey?
I think I might hurt you.
I think it'd be a turn on.
I think she's having dinner with Evelyn Williams.
I think that will follow nicely.
I think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip to be Square.
I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
I think we had dinner at Orso's.
I think you should go now.
I think you're getting your dates mixed up.
I think, Evelyn,
I understand.
I use the keys I took from his pocket before disposing of the body.
I want a firm commitment.
I want to know what happened here.
I want you, too.
I will kill you
I won't.
I would just like to see
I'd like a girl, early twenties, blonde,
I'll be there.
I'll help you.
I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches.
I'm a pretty...
I'm almost completely indifferent
I'm at a point in my life where there seems to be so many possibilities.
I'm at...
I'm cold out here.
I'm fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair.
I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over. Us.
I'm glad you said that.
I'm gonna call you Sabrina.
I'm hungry.
I'm into murders and executions, mostly.
I'm joking. Come on, get in.
I'm joking. Come on, get in.
I'm looking for Paul Allen's place.
I'm looking for...
I'm not Davis. I'm Patrick Bateman.
I'm not going anywhere unless we have a reservation.
I'm not here.
I'm not one to bad mouth anyone.
I'm not really hungry, but I'd like to have reservations someplace.
I'm not so sure about this. I had to go to Emergency after last time.
I'm not supposed to, but I can make an exception.
I'm not supposed to.
I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time.
I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.
I'm on a diet. But thank you.
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace,
I'm Patrick Bateman.
I'm Paul Allen.
I'm Paul Allen.
I'm Paul. How good of you to come.
I'm Paul. My name's Paul Allen.
I'm really late. I have a lunch appointment at Hubert's in 15 minutes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I have no right to ask that.
I'm thinking Dorsia.
I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape,
I'm working out 'most every day
I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.
I've been a big Genesis fan
I've been called away to London for a few days.
I've been hired by Meredith Powell
I've got a tanning bed at home. You should look into it.
I've noticed your hot body.
I've really got to go. Christ. I'll call you.
I've seen you looking at me.
If I don't see you at Canal Bar tomorrow night, I'm gonna sic my hairdresser on you.
If I don't see you before Easter, have a nice one, okay?
If they have a good personality and they're not great looking, then who fucking cares?
If you don't shut your fucking mouth,
If you get back tomorrow,
If you had a platinum card, she'd give you a blowjob.
If you really want to do something for me, then stop making this scene right now.
If you're so hungry, why don't you get a job?
Impressive. Very nice.
In '87, Huey released this,
In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others.
In terms of lyrical craftsmanship and sheer songwriting,
In the form of lies, divisions, and mistakes.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy,
In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser,
In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems
In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s,
Indochine. Nell's. The Cornell Club.
Inside? Yes? Inside? Believe it or not, Bryce, we're actually listening to you.
Insider trading? Just joking.
Interesting.
Is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written
Is that a gram?
Is that a gram?
Is that all you ever have to contribute? "What about fucking dinner?"
Is that clear?
Is that Donald Trump's car?
Is that Edward Towers?
Is that Reed Robinson over there?
Is that why you lost it?
Is that you?
Is the fact that she's engaged
Is the group's undisputed masterpiece.
Isn't it ridiculous coming all the way up here?
Isn't that right, Patrick?
Isn't that special?
Isn't this a coincidence?
It looks so soft.
It never was supposed to be.
It seems logical, because Marcus also works at P&P
It slipped my mind completely.
It was too artsy. Too intellectual.
It would make my job a lot easier.
It's a fucking milligram of sweetener.
It's a Vietnamese potbellied pig.
It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
It's an important message.
It's definitely weak, but I have a feeling if we do enough of it, we'll be okay.
It's hard to choose a favourite among so many great tracks,
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
It's impossible in this world we live in
It's just that... I don't know.
It's my business card.
It's over, Evelyn.
It's time for Paul to take a little trip.
It's totally disease free.
It's very cool, Bateman.
Its universal message crosses all boundaries
Jean, I'm not...
Jean?
Jean?
Jean?
Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?
Jesus, yes! That was hilarious.
Jesus!
Jesus. That is really super.
Just briefly. Summarise.
Just come in the limo and talk to me for a minute.
Just fucking call them.
Just joking.
Just say it. I can get us in anywhere.
Just say no!
Just say, hypothetically, okay, what if they have a good personality?
Just some preliminary questions that I need for my own files, okay?
Just they're... Huey's too black sounding for me.
Keep touching me like that, and you'll draw back a stump.
Keep your shirt on. Maybe lose the suspenders.
Keeps buzzing in my ear.
Kimball. I've been wanting to talk with you.
Last week, I... I killed another girl
Lawyers are so complicated.
Le Cirque, Flamingo East, Oyster Bar.
Let me see.
Let me take your coat.
Let me think. The Newport.
Let's just avoid the issue, all right? Now, are we having coffee?
Let's not get lewd. I'm in no mood for a lewd conversation.
Let's not think about what I want. How about anywhere you want?
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
Like what?
Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins, and Rutherford.
Listen very, very carefully.
Listen, I just... I just want to help.
Listen, if anything else occurs to you, any information...
Listen, if you could talk to them, I would really appreciate it.
Listen, John, I've got to go. T. Boone Pickens just walked in
Listen, Patrick,
Listen, Paul. Squash?
Listen, the mud soup and charcoal arugula are outrageous here.
Listen, what about dinner?
Listen, you'll have to excuse me.
Listen, you're dating Luis. He's in Arizona.
Listen.
Look at that subtle off white colouring,
Look at that.
Look, Bryce is back, and he's drinking mineral water.
Ls something wrong, Patrick?
Lucky, I guess.
Make someone happy.
Marcus and I even go to the same barber,
Marcus Halberstram for two at 7.00.
Maybe 40.
Maybe a model. But she's dead, too.
Maybe he did go to London, sightseeing, drinking, whatever.
Maybe we could do lunch one day next week.
Maybe.
Meredith, I'll call you when I get back.
Mistletoe alert.
Mistletoe alert. Merry Xmas, Patrick.
Monday? That's...
More dirty blonde.
More disturbing than her drug use, though,
More than one?
Morning, Hamilton. Nice tan.
Most importantly,
Mr Kimball a bottle...
My boy next door.
My nightly blood lust has overflowed into my days.
My pain is constant and sharp,
My punishment continues to elude me,
Never.
New card.
New York Matinee called it
Nice.
No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.
No, don't tip the owner of the salon.
No, he doesn't.
No, he just hung out there.
No, I can't take the time off work.
No, I'm okay.
No, I'm sorry. I should've made an appointment.
No, it's all right.
No, just cool it with the anti Semitic remarks.
No, listen.
No, not really.
No, not really.
No, not yet. As I said, we're not sure.
No, Petal... No, Orso's.
No, you...
No! No!
No.
No.
No.
No. From behind. Get on your knees.
No. I really don't.
No. I'm not a lesbian.
No. No, I don't have any plans.
No. Serial killer. Wisconsin, in the '50s.
No. Yeah. I mean, yeah.
Nobody goes there any more.
Not a menorah. You spin a dreidel.
Not bad.
Not if you want to keep your spleen.
Not on Page Six at least.
Not quite blonde, are you?
Not really.
Not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.
Not sure. I had a shower
Not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash!
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now if you said Bryce or McDermott... Otherwise, it was amusing.
Now if you'll excuse me, I really must be going.
Now where do we have reservations at?
Now, Carnes,
Now, John, you've gotta wear clothes in proportion to your physique.
Oh, brother! Look.
Oh, Cecilia would adore it.
Oh, God, at the Kentucky Derby in '85 or '86.
Oh, God.
Oh, I'd forgotten. Bateman's dating someone from the ACLU.
Oh, jeez, Patrick... I mean, Marcus,
Oh, my God, Bateman.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Two things.
Oh, my God. What are you doing?
Oh, right, yeah. Of course.
Oh, thank you, mister. Thank you.
Oh, that? Just mulling over business problems,
Oh, wait, and I need reservations for two
Oh, well, it's cranberry juice. Cran apple.
Oh, what are those?
Oh, who gives a rat's ass?
Oh. Don't forget you have a lunch date tomorrow
Oh. Sorry. I know you hate that.
Okay, Jean, I need reservations for three at Camels at 12:30,
Okay, John. Right. Got it.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, Monday? The 20th.
Okay, okay, all right.
Okay. Do.
Okay. Your name's Christie.
On a massive scale cannot be corrected,
On one of the tables with everyone watching...
On West 81st Street, on the 11th floor.
One day someone's walking around,
One, you can't bleach a Cerruti. Out of the question.
Only $570.
Only an entity, something illusory.
Or discretely patterned suits and ties.
Or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented,
Our lifestyles are probably comparable,
Our pasta this evening is squid ravioli in a lemongrass broth
Our pasta tonight is a squid ravioli in a lemongrass broth,
Pa trick. Pa trick. I know you're there
Paris? Singapore?
Pat Bateman. You want some money?
Patrick Bateman's office.
Patrick,
Patrick, it's only 10:30. I think he knows you're here.
Patrick, it's so elegant.
Patrick, stop calling me pumpkin, okay?
Patrick, thanks so much for looking after Courtney.
Patrick, this is my cousin Vanden and her boyfriend Stash.
Patrick, we should do it.
Patrick, why is he calling you Marcus?
Patrick?
Patrick?
Patrick?
Patrick? Patrick!
Patrick.
People just disappear.
Phil Collins' presence became more apparent.
Phil Collins' solo career
Pick up the phone, you bad boy.
Picked them up from the printer's yesterday.
Prove it.
Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.
Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole.
Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York.
Pumpkin.
Raised lettering. Pale Nimbus White.
Rare roasted partridge breast in raspberry coulis
Really?
Ricky Harrison has to cancel.
Right.
Rockin' and a rollin'!
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
Sabrina, remove your dress.
Seems to be more commercial,
She'll be joining us in my new apartment shortly.
She's my
She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs.
Shoot
Shut up, Carnes. They will not.
Silly.
Since I'm positive we won't have a decent table.
So fine, so smooth.
So how's the Ransom account going, Marcus?
So it's nothing that official. I just have some basic questions about Paul Allen.
So Sabrina can see your asshole.
So,
So,
So,
So,
So, Harold, did you get my message?
So, I mean...
So, listen,
So, what's the topic of discussion?
So, you know.
So, you're looking great. How've you been?
Some caffeine might get you out of this slump.
Some escort girls in an apartment uptown,
Some food?
Some guys are just born cool, I guess.
Some kind of abstraction,
Some of the girls have seen the tapes.
Some weasel from Kicker Peabody.
Someone else there. I can't remember.
Something bad will happen.
Something horrible is happening inside of me,
Something romantic?
Sorbet?
Sorry about that.
Sorry to barge in on you like this. I know how busy you guys can get.
Sorry, dude. The steroids.
Sorry.
Speak up. Come on.
Speaking of reasonable.
Spencer wants to meet for drinks at Flutie's Pier 17.
Split town for a while.
Spreading gossip
Stop scowling, Patrick. You're such a Grinch.
Stop terrorism, and world hunger.
Stop that.
Such a boring, spineless lightweight.
Table for three.
Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion.
Talking on the phone to the CEO, spinning a fucking menorah.
Tell him I'm at lunch.
Tell me, Stash,
Thank you, Baxter.
Thank you.
Thank you. Send her up.
Thanks, Patrick.
Thanks, Patrick.
Thanks, Patrick. I'd love some.
That Bryce prefers Van Patten 's card to mine.
That is, if you're not doing anything.
That it's not too late to better ourselves.
That really gives the songs a big boost.

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