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Mission to Mars (2000)

Mission to Mars (2000)

"Mission to Mars" is a 2000 science fiction film directed by Brian De Palma. The story follows a group of astronauts on their expedition to Mars, aiming to uncover the mysteries surrounding the disappearance of a previous mission. The stellar cast includes Gary Sinise, Tim Robbins, Don Cheadle, Connie Nielsen, and Jerry O'Connell. This thrilling space adventure takes viewers on a suspenseful journey filled with stunning visual effects and intense moments. If you're a fan of epic sci-fi films, you can immerse yourself in the sounds of "Mission to Mars" by playing and downloading them here.

A lot of people are gonna be mighty glad to see ya, you know that?
A low sound... sound... a low sound...
A very faint, highly distorted transmission from Mars One base camp.
Abandoning the unit. I'll break with suit jets.
Above Mars atmospheric? It's impossible.
All right, guys. I got the nav boards. I'm sealing the airlock.
All right. It's open.
All right. Move it closer, up the power, and we're gonna try it again.
All right. The, uh, resupply module checked out fine.
All right. There won't be enough room for us inside.
All the way out in Galveston?
Always do.
An energy pulse of that magnitude would have fried the ERV's computers.
And even if he's not, it's doubtful he is going to be able to transmit again.
And for guys who read too much science fiction as a kid...
And I came up with this.
And I'm telling you, these guys can do it.
And if anyone tries to get you, they'll die too.
And it was totalled on landing.
And it... it came, and they all died.
And it'll be kind of like we're reading it together.
And it's a pretty historic one.
And look for their bodies.
And Terri just happens to be one hell of a shortstop.
And the countdown's already started.
And then all of a sudden, I knew the reason why.
And then dub them into your recording of the signal.
And try to determine what the problem is with those images.
And what I figured out was...
And what, may I ask, brought this on?
And within each block, the tones come in groups of three.
And you and Mommy, you can read a little bit more of it wherever you are.
And you're running out of time. You gotta get back to the ERV and you gotta get off this planet.
And, of course, if that's correct...
And, see, for months I struggled to analyse it, you know...
And... it hit us... it hit us.
Anybody else hearing that?
Anyway, guess what I'm tryin' to say here is that, um...
Are you kidding? These machines are way too expensive.
At least from the angle that's displayed by ARES 8.
Because I designed them.
Because that's what we've trained for.
Beware there are little sandstorms kicking up...
Bjornstrom can be up here on the next shuttle.
Bjornstrom is a geologist. He's good, but not for this.
Bobby?
Brake like hell and arc it in. Piece of cake.
Break out the radar. Let's see what this thing's made of.
But does that look to you like a hostile gesture?
But he refused to take them.
But I didn't come 100 million miles just to turn back in the last ten feet.
But I like when you do it.
But not like this, Jim.
But that doesn't make any sense.
But the big one you spotted is turning south.
But we gotta find out.
But what if there's more? In all our myths...
By the time you receive this, we should just about be on site.
Cha cha cha, rhumba, jitterbug.
Charge flow.
Charge primary APU.
Charged and on line.
Check it out. New nav boards for the ERV.
Christ, at this angle, we're gonna burn up.
CO2 and light, and...
Come back, Terri.
Come back.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Show us those beautiful teeth.
Come on. We gotta go.
Come on. Where are you, you little bastard?
Computer, how long till zero atmosphere?
Copy that.
Copy. I'm on my way.
Countdown to initiate burn for orbital insertion.
Critical systems alert. Critical systems alert.
Critical systems alert. Critical systems alert.
Damn.
Darling, face it. Some couples dance. Some go to Mars.
Deal.
Deep space.
Do it. Good.
Do you mind? I'm in the middle of a catastrophic power failure here. Check.
Does anyone copy? Does anyone copy?
Does he have one of those "This wasn't in my mission plan" looks on his face? Yeah.
Does the rover still work?
Don't ever do that to me again.
Don't move. Just keep this orientation.
Don't you believe me?
Drives and software to Mars as fast as we can.
Earth, before the continents separated.
Easy now. That's my wife you're talking about...
Effective. Yeah. Woody, I'm serious.
Engaged and charged.
Engines negative. No response. I have got no attitude control.
Enhanced look at base camp.
ERV appears to be structurally intact.
ERV to rover.
ERV to rover. Rover, this is ERV.
ERV to rover. Rover, this is ERV. Do you copy?
ERV to rover. Rover, this is ERV. Do you read me?
ERVto rover. Rover, this is ERV. Do you copy?
Everybody died, but I was spared.
Except not as many... not as many fights.
Fast pitch, no steals, batter calls his own strikes.
Five.
For Christ's sake, Ray, she wasted away in front of his eyes.
For me.
Four pallets, oral, topical medications...
Four, three, two, one, zero.
Four.
Give me some light on the hull so I can locate it.
Go back and help the others to the surface.
Go get it.
Go.
Go.
Go/No go for braking burn and MOI.
God! Nick... Man! They're dead.
God.
God. That's it.
Good job.
Good to go.
Good. You bring the balls.
Got a lot of static here. Something's interfering.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Great, great. Great, great, great, great.
Guys, come on. I'm a... I'm a pretty good stick jockey.
Guys, I don't know what the hell we just did...
Guys, I gotta tell you...
Guys?
H2O2 fuel valves open.
Happy birthday to you.
Has it been blowing like this for a while?
Have a great ride.
He and Maggie wrote the book on Mars.
He caught another ride.
He didn't make it.
He only had to pass a few more psych evaluations...
He, uh, left for Earth five minutes ago!
He's all right. He's all right.
He's had more hours in the sims than the rest of us put together.
He's right, Ray. We got a real shot here.
He's right, Terri. It's no use.
Hell of a cleanup job, but so far no major damage.
Hell, in that much time, the whole surface of the planet would have changed.
Hello, beautiful.
Hello, beautiful.
Hey, hey, hey. Hey!
Hey, hey, hey. Hey!
Hey, listen. I don't like it any more than you do.
Hey, Luke.
Hey, wait, Jim. I haven't checked for lethal trace gases, and I haven't...
Hey. What's that?
Hi. Welcome back.
His wife was dead. He didn't want to lay on a couch and share it with strangers.
Honey, please. Please go back.
Hooray for baby Jimmy!
How about if I bring along my own copy?
How about the REMO?
How we doing on the fuel, Woody?
Hundreds of millions of years ago...
I am fuelling engines.
I am gonna get you guys for that! I am gonna get you.
I am gonna start loading software.
I am not losing you!
I am.
I barely made it back to base.
I can't believe...
I can't let you do it.
I can't...
I couldn't trust him!
I don't know, Woodrow. I think it's about time you donated this baby to the museum.
I don't know. It sounds like, uh, interference from the rover.
I don't know. Luke must be in pretty bad shape...
I don't like the dark at all.
I don't see how an earthquake six months ago could cause this kind of distortion.
I don't think that's gonna work.
I got a better idea.
I got busted filters here. Clogged intakes.
I got enough fuel left for that.
I got four round trip tickets, baby, right in here.
I gotta shut down the hab from below.
I have to make this... make this fast.
I know that.
I know this is right.
I made a little noise, but putting the first footprints on Mars?
I may not get another chance to... to make... another chance... chance...
I mean, it can't be right. It says there's metal under there. Solid metal.
I mean, look at the colour and how shiny it is. That almost looks like...
I mean, we saw it, but not like they meant us to.
I mean, what if that means something?
I mean, what if you're wrong? Three people have already died over that thing.
I think she knew something, Woody.
I want McConnell to fly right seat.
I was, uh, helpless.
I wasn't thinking of just the ship.
I will.
I wish Woody were here to see you.
I would give all of this up in a second if it would bring Maggie back to us.
I...
I... I know what happened.
I'd better bring him up to speed.
I'll be damned.
I'll disconnect the power in the main computer bay and jump start the systems.
I'll leave you the gun. Run a line out to the REMO.
I'll see you in a flash.
I'll see you when I get back.
I'll see you when I get to Mars. Listen. Don't solve all the mysteries of the universe, all right?
I'm at 50 percent. I don't see the REMO.
I'm going.
I'm gonna go and get a beer.
I'm gonna jet in a little closer and try again.
I'm in the greenhouse.
I'm just gonna keep going on a straight line, okay? That's our only chance.
I'm not sure about anything any more.
I'm out of fuel. Coming in hot. Still long.
I'm pretty sure I can get the oxygen still back into production.
I've got access to the ERV. I'm gonna go inside.
I've got good footing. No obstructions.
I've lost the base camp beacon. We're driving blind.
I've worked with Phil for four years, and I know Jim gave him a direct order, but he is not gonna leave without us.
If he hasn't just blasted out of there in the Earth Return Vehicle.
If it holds course.
If Maggie hadn't gotten sick, if you hadn't pulled yourself...
If that wasn't a quake down there, then something else caused it...
If there's, um...
If they see me dance, they'll know there's something wrong.
If we leave here without getting some answers, they all died in vain.
If we reconfigure the payload for extra fuel.
If you guys can save enough atmosphere...
Ignition.
Impossible. You can't have ice at this latitude.
In every human culture, Mars has always held a special attraction.
Inconclusive...
Internal combustion, boys. Accept no substitutes.
Is anyone there? Over.
Is it just me, or is he a few meal packs short of a picnic?
It could be retasked to take pictures, read radiation levels of Mars One base camp.
It just means there was no one left to bury him.
It knocked the hell out of all of us.
It ought to be given its best chance for success.
It should have been your mission, Jim.
It shouldn't be a factor.
It wants us to put in the missing pair of chromosomes.
It was a privilege.
It was leaking. Leaking badly.
It was tough as hell, but I'd do it again!
It was weeks before I could work up the nerve to go back out there and look for...
It went into Mars' orbit last week. Maybe it could give us some clue.
It worked. Oh, God, it worked.
It... It's just that it's, uh... It's a funny feelin' for those of us stayin' behind.
It's a miracle he's survived this long.
It's a promise.
It's a repeating pattern.
It's a self portrait of whatever species created the face.
It's a signature.
It's all right. It's me.
It's asking us for the right answer.
It's gonna slingshot around Mars on its way through the solar system.
It's gonna take us weeks just to analyse this data.
It's gonna totally sock us in in a few minutes. You've got to get back to the ship.
It's gonna work.
It's gotta be a problem with SIMA.
It's his night, Deb. I didn't want to spoil it.
It's kind of like a marriage, really...
It's never been out of my mind.
It's not possible.
It's so someone would be left to figure out the secret.
It's solid. We're trapped.
It's three, three, three, three, three, three. It's always three, three, three. It's always the same.
It's unlike anything ever seen so far.
It's what I was born for.
It's who we are.
It's working.
It's your last night with us too.
It's, uh, too angular. Volcanic upwelling maybe.
It's... It could be like a security alarm.
It's... It's actually not a bad arrangement, you know?
It's... It's Jim McConnell. It's got to be.
J J Just come. Just come, come, come, come, come, come.
Jack the Ripper.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.Jesus.
Jim McConnell is no longer on mission status.
Jim was always trying to explore a heavenly body.
Jim, talk to me. It's Terri.
Jim, we're dead stick. There's no way to manoeuvre this ship into linkup.
Jim, you got to go get your spare helmet.
Jim?
Jim.
Jim. You sure you wanna do this?
Jim...
Just as soon as he completes his fuel intake.
Just as soon as we get back home, we're starting lessons.
Just because you get loud doesn't make... Jim, settle it.
Just because you keep bringing it up doesn't make you right.
Kill those alarms!
Knock, knock.
Later, during NASA training, things got a little tough.
Launch at 1950 with or without us. Copy?
Let's go!
Life reaches out for life.
Lighter. A lot lighter.
Like Maggie said:
Listen to Jim, honey. It's a good plan.
Listen to me, goddamn it. You have to stop, and you have to stop now.
Listen, hundred of millions of years have gone by, okay?
Listen, I've been thinkin' about that too, okay?
Listen, we're gonna have to be able to move fast, maybe even advance our ETA.
Long term exposure to low gravity can have an adverse impact on the brain.
Look at that. My God.
Look at this. Phil's idea of absolute essentials.
Look, all the years of training and planning for this mission have been a privilege.
Look, I wanted this assignment, all right?
Look.
Look. One stayed behind.
Love that modesty.
Luke, I just got ARES 8 on line, and...
Luke, this... this whatever it was.
Luke, uh, what...
Luke? Terri? Jim?
Luke? Terri? Jim? Anyone?
Luke. Come on, baby. He's not comin'.
Luke...
Luke...
Man, what a fun wedding. I was so whacked.
Mars is yours now.
Maybe I'll stop it right over there by that rock.
Maybe you should spend some time with Bobby.
Micrometeoroids.
My baby.
My baby.
My God. That's it.
My money's on Luke.
My people just lost eight months of training.
Need some lights. Need some lights.
Negative, Woody. That is a negative. You have to get back inside.
Nice try.
Ninety percent atmosphere.
Nitrogen and oxygen.
No choice. I'll be okay. Here we go!
No instrument failures. Orbit holding steady, but there was something else.
No one has ever understood why or how it happened.
No, I heard you. Negative on the manoeuvre. I am not retrievable.
No, it... It says it's under the whole mountain.
No, that doesn't make any sense. You're reading a vein of ore, Reneé.
No, wait! No! No, no! Wait, wait!
No, you can't. You don't have enough fuel to come get me and get us back.
No! Please, God, no!
No.
No.
No.
No. No!
No. No.
No. We're gonna come get you.
Nobody else could have pulled this off. Nobody else.
Nobody ever wanted Mars the way you two did, not even Woody.
Normal.
Not the ship. Just us. We go EVA.
Nothing other than what I'm looking at right here.
Now he hates it when anybody makes any kind of a fuss about him, so I'm not gonna mention his name.
Now, are there any signs of recent activity?
Now, this is a very important, very special day for a good friend of ours back home.
Now, we're trying not to go too nuts up here, but we think there's a good chance...
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, no.
Oh, Jesus. She's not where I thought she'd be.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Reneé!
Oh, my God. Luke, what are you trying to tell us?
Oh, no, no.
Oh, yeah. Good, Jim. Th Th That's the key. That's the key.
Oh, yes, there's one more thing.
Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Okay, we can stop it there.
Okay, copy that.
Okay, Delta V systems initialized.
Okay, everybody, I want you to take a look at Jim.
Okay, honey.
Okay, I'm entering the hab.
Okay, I'm on a path to overshoot. I'm gonna take the edge off.
Okay, let's blow it out.
Okay, people, let's look sharp now. We're gonna run this simulation one more time.
Okay, we're gonna send a packet to Micker. We're going out there.
Okay, we're ready to light this candle.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Here we go.
Okay. Okay. Please work.
Okay. Somebody other than human.
Okay. Where are we?
On Mars Two, technically, I outrank her, so for the first time in our marriage...
On paper, yes, but those stresses have never been tested in space.
Once we're in Mars' gravity, it's back to shufflin' my feet and grabbin' her butt.
One kilometre. That's the best I can do.
Optimum angle of entry in minus seven degrees.
Or another test.
Or maybe his whole crew died, and he's been marooned alone on Mars for a year.
Or planned it.
Or then, he could be suffering from some form of asphyxia.
Orbital insertion proximity alert.
Orbital insertion proximity alert. Orbital insertion proximity alert.
Otherwise known as air.
Our first decent launch window is almost eight months from now.
Our Mars One crew won't be heading back to Earth...
Out of the rotation to take care of her, I mean, you...
Phil, can you still hear me?
Phil, do you read?
Phil, do you read? This is Luke. We're coming in. Phil.
Phil, get inside, dump the cargo and start the systems. Now!
Phil, hang on. Go.
Phil, you've got to get the nav computers back on line.
Phil?
Phil? Phil.
Piece of cake. God, who dreams up these nightmares?
Please leave a message after the beep!
Please, Terri.
Please. Luke?
Prepare to abandon ship.
Prepare to initiate burn. Prepare to initiate burn.
Problem: hatch door malfunction, backup power fail, manual override fail.
Range: 67 83 and closing.
Ray, I know the protocols for a Mars recovery mission better than anybody...
Ray. We've got some new data just coming in.
Remember, if we overshoot, there's no comin' back.
Reneé was the only one I could find, but it just didn't seem right somehow to just dig one grave.
Right, right, but in the meantime, we gotta be workin' up a mission plan.
Roger that.
Rover, this is ERV. Do you read me?
Saw this.
Say cheese.
See, that's what made me realize it's a pattern.
Seems firm and level.
Seismic: Normal. Anemometer: Steady.
Select H2O2 HPU and fuel cells for open.
Seventy percent atmosphere.
She's gonna have to do everything I say, right, honey?
Show us whatever you've got. Show us.
Shut down gravitational rotation.
Shutting down artificial gravitational rotation.
Sir, the graph shows a controlled descent...
So I I assigned different graphic values to each block group and tone...
So it's no wonder we never saw it before.
So lame, Nick.
So let me be sure I understand this.
So lonesome, so cold.
So we wouldn't know whether it's safe to land...
So we're gonna head out there ASAP and take a look at this thing...
So we're not in such bad shape, considering.
So what happens when it gets the right answer?
So's the ERV. And, look, there's the greenhouse.
Somebody put that thing there, and it's not us.
Something came out of the top of the mountain, and it hit us.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch. You never did that in a simulator.
Soon as I get the hatch open, let's start dumping the cargo.
Soon as we get hooked up, I'll come get you.
Southern hemisphere, comin' from the east.
Splints, bandages, one complete med pack.
Spoil it? He has been going crazy lookin' for you.
Squeeze out the liquid.
Stability on these long duration trips.
Still concentrating on the audio, but we've got a long way to go.
Stop there. Fast forward.
Suit jets are designed for attitude control, not travel.
Suit jets gone. I'm gonna make contact.
T minus one, contact.
Take the gun. Take it.
Take us 20 minutes to get there, Chief.
Telemetry reports the REMO left its orbit and reached the Martian surface.
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
Terri, you spend any fuel getting closer, you won't get back.
Terri, you were right. This is an invitation.
Thank you for saving my life, buddy.
Thank you, God! Oh, thank God.
Thanks, darlin'.
That is the exact genetic composition of my ideal woman.
That kind.
That there really is no intelligent life on Mars.
That thing's designed so even one crew member can fly it back to Earth.
That this could be an extrusion from some subsurface geothermal column of water.
That was no quake.
That's a pretty good long rendezvous, don't you think?
That's good, Terri.
That's it.
That's life. Test.
That's what we were born for, isn't it?
That's when we find out whether we've come all this way for nothin'.
That's where I'm going.
That's... That's what all this is for.
The backup generator is salvageable. So are two of the solar panels.
The exact same moment that we lost the data stream...
The first multi celled plants and animals appeared.
The force came out of the top of the mountain and and and...
The hell I do.
The noise from the face. It's not a signature.
The REMO's computer contained an uplink message...
The texture's smooth.
The universe is... is not chaos. It's connection.
Then a year on the surface, six months back. It's, like, two years, you know?
Then they haven't studied some of the couples I've known.
Then you... Then you emptied all the cargo out of the REMO...
There are distinct blocks within each pattern...
There it is. Forty five left, forty five down.
There must be another hole down there. It's gotta be a big one.
There was a sudden explosion of life on Earth.
There's 12 PSI in here.
There's a lot of scarring out here. I'm gonna check for other punctures.
There's no handles. We're not getting out of here unless they let us out.
There's no time. All the systems have crashed.
There's not enough rocket fuel in the world to get those egos off the ground.
There's pressure in here.
There's still oxygen in here.
These bad boys can cover a whole planet and last up to a year.
They all... They all died.
They give me oxygen and food.
They picked up this intense burst of energy from Mars.
They seeded Earth.
They used the REMO as a lander.
They're adding a wonderful chapter to their incredible story...
They're dead.
They're us.
This could be a very, uh, precious memory for me.
This is a little spooky.
This is a ship.
This is a truly anomalous formation.
This is an invitation for us to follow them home.
This is highly unprofessional, sir.
This is highly unprofessional.
This is the best resolution I think we're gonna be able to get.
This is very risky stuff here, and I'm a highly trained professional astronaut.
This isn't right. I mean, Jim deserves this too.
This... This force.
Three.
Till ten days after you guys land at our base camp with Mars Two.
To find out how old Ben Gunn got marooned on that island.
To find out how old Ben Gunn got marooned on that island.
To go on this type of mission together.
To prove that we're human.
To stand on a new world and look beyond it to the next one.
To the newly appointed co commanders of Mars One, Jim and Maggie!
Transfer protocol data from EVA station.
Transferred. Awaiting track confirmation.
Trying different constructs, and then I thought about dimensions.
Two.
Uh huh.
Uh huh. Thought so. Well, there's nothing you can do about it, Ray.
Uh, I'm going in. T minus three, T minus two...
Uh, Jim, I've got an idea.
Uh, yeah, Jim, your signal's breaking up a little in the storm, but I read you.
Unhook me.
Until we were almost there.
Use the tether. You'll have one, maybe two shots before she's out of reach.
Wait, wait, wait. We are getting ahead of ourselves.
Was that loud? Oh, well, it's done now.
Way to go, everybody. All right! Yeah!
Way to go. Way to go.
We agree that the evidence of the graves is, uh...
We are going to continue analysing this data...
We are pretty excited around here.
We can do this, Ray.
We can't catch it. Not like this.
We don't have time, Phil. Figure it out now.
We don't have to go out there.
We don't...
We figure out which tones would be equivalent to the missing chromosomes...
We fired radar into that thing, concentrated radio waves, and you're saying...
We fired the radar...
We have three men, one woman. Same handicap.
We have to do our checklist for orbital insertion.
We just... It doesn't make any sense.
We know he's there right now.
We need you.
We saw a big storm on our screens, but Micker said it was turning south.
We wouldn't have made it without him.
We'll get in the REMO, drop her down and come scoop you up.
We're at the face.
We're in a ship.
We're losing pressure, Jim. You could embolize.
We're losing visibility here really fast. Over.
We're millions of miles from Earth inside a giant white face.
We're still outgassing in the lower hab.
We're them.
We're too steep. We're falling into the atmosphere.
We've gotta get home.
Well, and we are sure you must be feeling the same.
Well, at least we won't rash to death.
Well, give me an updated mission plan by 0800 tomorrow.
Well, it works, you know? I give them...
Well, nothin' personal, Terri. I mean...
Well, so far, our modelling says it should be in pretty good shape.
Well, that's a negative, Phil. We're in the middle of a catastrophic power failure right now.
Well, uh, my suit jets are gone, and I'm still carrying a good deal of velocity.
Well, we know Luke survived for at least a few hours.
Well, we were afraid you wouldn't come.
Well, we... we think you're gonna want to see this for yourself.
Well, where is he? Where's Woody?
Wh What do you mean? What... What came?
What about SIMA?
What about SIMA? The Saturn imaging probe?
What about that sound you heard before the explosion?
What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be...
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you talking about?
What happened?
What kind... What kind of rescue mission is this, Jim?
What secret?
What the hell are those?
What the hell.
What was he supposed to do, suck it up? Get with the programme?
What was his crime? That he... That he showed a little emotion?
What's impossible?
When I came to and dug myself out of the sand, my faceplate was cracked.
When it gets an incorrect response, it defends itself.
When Maggie died, it knocked the hell out of him.
Where is Jim?
Which it interpreted as the wrong answer.
Which means it's gonna be up to us to get new motherboards...
Who's gonna read to me now at bedtime?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, Jim. What if you're wrong?
Whoever goes out there...
Why?
Will do, Jim.
Will it accept the input so we can transmit a completed signal back to the face?
With a little salute helps.
With eight tubes of antifungal cream.
Woody wanted me right seat.
Woody will be in the atmosphere by then.
Woody, seal the breach. Looks like it's behind Jim's helmet.
Woody, the breach is between sectors five and six.
Woody, we're a married couple. Would it kill you to invite me out on the dance floor just once in a while?
Woody!
Woody! Don't! No!
Woody.
Woody. Woody.
Yeah, but just as we thought, the computers are fried.
Yeah, but, uh, that DNA looks human.
Yeah, he's right.
Yeah, let's... let's get the hell out of here.
Yeah, Maggie would have loved to see you two clowns just one more time.
Yeah, Terri, it's Phil. They want us all to report to Micker ASAP.
Yeah, that was his call, but I had to make one too!
Yeah, well, we're not leaving until we find out. Deal?
Yeah, Woody, it was Ray Beck. He told me to round up the team. Now.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. It's gonna take a while to get back to 100 percent capacity, though.
Yeah. The antenna got knocked around pretty badly in the blast.
Yes, but we can go earlier and get there faster...
Yes, but you know that all the research shows that marriage will provide...
Yes, Jim's first spaceship was seriously underpowered.
Yes, Maggie always did keep Jim on a short leash.
Yes! Yes! Thank you! Thank you!
Yes. Yes. Computers are on line.
You are forgetting the bigger problem. The orbits are all wrong.
You can pick up these postcards at your local NASA souvenir shop.
You give me McConnell as copilot, and we will bring Luke home.
You got no food, no water, no, no spare oxygen.
You gotta go back now.
You hang tight, Woody.
You know you want Flash here. You ain't gettin' him! Oh, no!
You know, she may have been right.
You know, this bein' my last night on Earth and everything...
You know, when you two land up there, it will prove once and for all...
You know? It's...
You remember him?
You said it came directly out of the top of the mountain?
You take care of yourself, Jim.
You thinkin' the same thing?
You too, buddy.
You two were 12 years training for this thing, hoping for this assignment.
You will be go.
You'd do the same for me.
You'll have it by 0600. Let's go to work.
You're not here! You are not here!
You're not supposed to be here. How are you here?
Your friends are out there playin'. What are you doin' up here?
Your mother will.
Your wife is Debra. Your son is Bobby.
Yours and Maggie's.
Zero G, my friend. My last chance to be graceful.
65 minutes until Mars orbital capture.
""I'm a pretty good stick jockey."" Come on, Mr Cover of Time Magazine.
♪ Dance ♪ It's SIMA.
♪ Oh, baby ♪ Incoming packet.
After that... Yeah?
All right. And then what happened?
All right. Enough, enough. Thanks a lot. Touché.
and do a thorough investigation of the area. We need to scramble on this, full court press.
and still wear these little Flash Gordon rocket ships around their necks. Yeah.
Are you okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
As soon as you admit that it was a no go situation. It was a go situation.
Attitude incorrect. Shut down the engines.
Blast off! Guys, guys, please, wait! Please!
Breach hits in the hull. We're outgassing, losing pressure.
Breathe! Come back!
Bureau babble. Near Mars One base.
Can you fix it? Hey, Skip, I can fix anything.
Careful. Watch your step. Yes, sir.
Check for radiation. Normal.
Check the radiation levels. Check rad levels.
Check this out, guys. Here we go. It's Phil's best work.
Chief, can I have a word? Yeah, go ahead.
Cockpit, this is Control. Control, this is Cockpit.
Come on. Ah, we would have made a great crew.
Come on. Jim, I've got oxygen.
Come on. Voice print identification.
Come on. Why don't you just let that go?
Come, please. Let's have a picture.
Copy that. Hang on, Woody.
Crashed? No, sir. Under power.
dancing lessons before my sister's wedding. This is a nightmare.
Data? Yes.
Dear God, look at that. Is that him?
Do it. Okay. I think this will work.
Don't try to change the subject. I'm not.
Don't you talk back to Mommy. There you are.
Engines. On line.
Enjoy your meal and get a good night's sleep. Say it.
Everett, give me the camera. All right. I don't think so. Uh oh, here we go.
Everybody good? We're on, Jim.
Fifty percent atmosphere. Come on.
Five and six. Do you copy? Copy. I'm headin'there now.
Four. Optimum insertion angle approaching.
Give me it. No, no, no. Yeah. Take it. Get it.
Go infrared. Switch to infrared.
Go to disaster site. Go to 41 by 9.
Go. We are go for the burn.
God, how I love you. Woody! Don't!
Graves. Wait a minute. There's only three of them.
Hang on! Forty percent atmosphere.
Happy birthday to you That's right. Now, everybody, take... take a look at Ray.
Happy birthday, dear Jim. Now, is he all red with one of those fake...
He's gone. No.
He's not reading me. I can barely read you.
He's right. Yeah.
Hear, hear. I will drink to that.
Hello. Oh, my God.
Here you go. Now, Uncle Phil will launch another rocket...
Here. Thanks, man.

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