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A little lights are not twinkling
And a fool around emily constatly behind us for instance dust here
And I want to looking strangely I don't want to tell him what I cheap lying no good rotten for pushing low life snake licking dirt eating inbred overstuffed ignorant hunting dog chiswick brainless ...
And obviously she doesn't wear underwear and her plenty of shopping days left until adultery 's adulthood which is to say christmas as a mule fuel log not a lie I don't have a lot but I don't know ...
Bend over and i'll show you
Big kids like a deer
But what happened
By tree look what you've done it might rain
Can I refill your eggnog for you get some to eat driving out to the middle of nowhere leave you for dead
Can I show you something
Cancel the line generous
Clark W. Griswold Christmas Sounds Sound
Clark W. Griswold Christmas Sounds Sound
Clark W. Griswold Christmas Sounds Sound
Clark W. Griswold Christmas Sounds Sound
Damn it
Dinner 's phone
Don't piss me off
Drum roll please criminal
Fix the little post
Go bezerk simply solve the problem
Going for a new amateur recreational saucers land land speed record carts W griswold junior
Good golly is the season to be married
Hey chris wall
Honey do you honestly think I would check thousands of tiny little lights that wasn't sure the extension cord was plugged in
I don't know that
I give you the griswold family christmas tree
I guess I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted santa sled on its way in from new york
I guess I said a few things I shouldn't
I have know for a fact that santa claus is real
I really should my hands are all chat
I think you made a terrible mistake
I was expecting a check instead I got enrolled in a jelly club
I was just smelling smiley
I wasn't talking to you
I'm in complete control
In seven years he couldn't find a job
Is there anything else I can do for you uncle louis last christmas last christmas
It's a bit nipply out I mean if I say nipple there isn't up in the air though
It's it's up to one year membership in the jelly of the month club
Jack asses riding retail
Just a little dries here's the heart
Later dude
Like merry christmas christmas kiss my ass kiss his ass kiss your ass happy hanukkah
Maybe blink
Merry christmas
Not going in our yard russ
Oh oh AM
Oh shit
Oh silent majesty of a winter 's morn clean cool chill of the holiday air
Oh sure honey
OK honey starting
Park yes honey frozen from the waist down it's all part of the experience honey
Remember don't try this at home kids I am a professional
Ripping pen
Sad girls with bows of holly fa la la tis the season to be jolly fa la don we now our gay
She wrapped up her damn cat
So I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn into the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now
Thanks for telling us
The hell do you want
The three is a symbol of the spirit of the grid walls family christmas
This is a new non caloric silicon based kitchen lubricant my companies are working on it creates a surface five hundred times more slippery than any cooking oil I really going to fly down the hill ...
This isn't the biggest bag over the head punch in the face I ever got gas
This wouldn't be any
Two hundred and fifty strands of lights one hundred individual bulbs per strand for a grand total of twenty five thousand important science with the lights
Was eddie he usually eats these god damn things
We got your christmas card the other day and my family and I are very flattered that you remembered us
We need the car from a tree there are no lots open on christmas eve louis burned down my tree so I replaced the best I could
We're kicking off our final fashion family christmas by heading out into the country and the old front wheel drive slado embraced the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select at most impor...
What do you think you're doing nobody 's leaving already walking out on this fun old-fashioned family christmas no no we're all in this together this is a full blown for alarm holiday emergency her...
What we're looking for today is the griswold family christmas tree
What's happened here
When was the last time I over did anything
Yeah you checked our shitters honey
Yes sir
You know it's illegal it's a storm sewer if it fills with gas I pity the personalize a match within ten yards of it
You shouldn't use that word
You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination
You wanna right behind somebody who does something like that