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Dr. Evil is a fictional character portrayed by Mike Myers in the Austin Powers film series. American costume maker Phillip Morris had also created a long-running character named Dr. Evil in 1959. After an eight-year legal battle, New Line Cinema paid him a settlement in response to a trademark dispute.
See also: List of Austin Powers characters, Austin Powers in Goldmember, Resident Evil (film), Resident Evil (film series), Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery,

A hefty ransom
All right guard begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism.
Alright guard begin
Alright zip it
Always and gentlemen, the Great Exhibit A.
And evil petting zoo
Are they ill tempered?
But don't look at me like I'm freaking Frankenstein.
Can I have a hug?
Come Mister Bigglesworth
Doctor evil I didn't spend 6 years and evil medical school to be called Mister. Thank you very much.
Don't look at me like i'm frankenstien
Don't mess with me, I'm one crazy mofo
Dr evil
Dr evil 2
Dr Evil laugh
Even before you start, that was a preemptive.
Give me a hug
Go to my second plan
Hello
Here's the plan
Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for $1,000,000.
How about no?
I am angry when I get angry Mr. Kitty worth gets angry mini me Angry
I didn't spend 6 years at Evil Medical School to be called Mister
I don't like that insolent tone
I don't like that insolent tone.
I had to pop a cop
I have the group liquidated you little **** they were insolent.
I have the world deadliest assassins
I really am trying to kill him
I really am trying to kill him but so far and it successfully quite widely like his old man.
I shall call him mini me
I want chicken. I want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver.
I'm the boss
I'm the head of an evil organization
I'm with it
I'm with it, I'm hip.
I'm your father
I'm your father, Doctor Evil.
I've an evil dr for 30 years
I've been a freaking evil doctor for 30 freaking years, OK?
I've been frozen for 30 years
Just know I have a whole bag of shhh with your name on it
Just know I have a whole bag of with your name on it.
Kill the little bastard see what I care
Kill the Little Bastard, see what I care.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground layer.
Leave mini mr bigglesworth alone
Let me tell you a little story, better manage.
Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.
Let's go
Let's just do what we usually do
Look what you did
Look what you did to Mister Bigglesworth.
Mr biggleworth gets upset
Mr President in 12 hours I would destroy Washington DC with this giant laser.
Muhahahahaha
Muhahahahaha. Muhahahahaha. Muhahahahaha.
Need the info
No
No we don't naw on our kitty
No, no, no no. You want to run things here.
Not even a hot pocket
Ok
Ok moving on
Ok no problem
Ok then
OK then.
OK, moving on.
OK, no problem.
One simple request pt1
One simple request pt2
Pay you people for
Ransom for 1 million dollars
Really
Really.
Really.
Right
Right?
Right?
Shh
Shh
Shh
Shit
Silence number 2
Silence number 2.
Sshh
Stop the Tucker Tucker, Tucker Tucker Tucker Tucker, Tucker, Tucker Tucker Tucker Tucker Yep the tractor so.
Thank you very much
That makes me angry
That makes me angry. And when Doctor Evil gets angry, Mister Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mister Bigglesworth gets upset, people die.
That was a premtive shh
That's a start.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.
There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.
Throw me a frickin bone here on the boss. Need the info?
Throw me a frikin bone here
We take special care of him, boy.
Welcome to my underground lair. You're just in time. Enjoy the share.
Welcome to my underground liar
What do we have?
When a problem comes along, you must dip it. Dip it good.
When mr bigglesworth gets upset
Who's gonna take over the world when I die
Who's gonna take over the world when I die?
Why make trillions when we can make billions
Will not tollerate failure
Would you like to have a circle at my zipper?
Www.com.org
Yep.
You don't
You frickin idiot
You have to tell me these things
You hungry
You just don't get it do ya
You just don't get it, do you? You don't.
You know I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.
You wanna run thing here
You're quadi evil
You're semi evil
You're the diet coke of evil
Zip it.
Zip it.
1 million dollars

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