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A long time ago..
Ain't got no motherfuckin' time
Amen Brother Amen
And that's the way the news goes
And that's why I always say shum shum shlippity dub
And then those Ashley Madison Dump's happened
Apparently Kid (Short)
Are you serious?
Awesome huh look at this
Baby Legs..
Been Steph Curry with the shot
Being like totally stoked..
Bitch better have my money
Bold Strategy
But it's time to face the truth
Bye Bye
Call me on my cell phone
Cocked that joint back and banged on him
Concentrate and turn into a car...nevermind here's ..
Democracy is so overrated
Diamonds are forever
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting with babes
Don't bullshit a bullshitter
Drank too much last night
For real times a million buddy
Fuck Chrome
Fuck her right in the pussy
Good morning
Got bills to pay
Hey don't complain. My first class, when I was an u..
Hi I'm Mr
How it Feels to Chew 5 Gum
I beat China all the time
I can show you the world
I cannot complain
I don't even know how much I made
I don't know what to do
I don't understand a word you just said
I got a bald head
I got everything
I got money to blow
I have a great, big fat beautiful heart
I just sold an apartment to somebody from China
I know when that hotline bling
I need to tell you something
I Say He Dead
I wanna be able to do those too!
I will be the greatest jobs president
I will confess. I'm a throw them to the deep..
I will put you in your fucking grave
I'm a barbie girl
I'm a classic man
I'm afraid you will have to travel back in time
I'm ants in my eyes Johnson!
I'm financially ruined
I'm gonna need you to put it way up inside your but..
I'm In Love With the Coco
I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man!
I'm not afraid
I'm not living if you're not by my side
I'm officially running for president of the United ..
I'm Paul Hilfinger the terror of the computer scien..
I'm so (x5) proud of you
I'm stepping up my game
I've got a plan
If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be d..
In Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican..
In bird culture, this is considered a dick move
It all comes down to this
It can all be so simple
It would be really neat if I could simultaneously
It's me gazorphazorpfield. Boy fu** you John..
It's Very Nice
It's weighing heavy on my conscience
Let me out! Let me out! This is not a dance..
Let me try to grok this peculiar
Let the programmer suffer if he's done something st..
Let's all together hold hands and sing kumbaya
Let's make an intergenerational sandwich
Lick lick lick my balls haha .....
Lick Lick Lick my balls..
Life is like a box of chocolates
Listen up, my name is morty smith from earth dimens..
Make the money first, then get power, then women
Maybe I did maybe I didn't
Mexico is ripping us more than any other countries
Motherfucker Never Loved Us
Must be hard to be that fine
My dick so hard
Never had a dream come true
No can dosville, Baby Doll
No no you're finished
Nobody will be tougher on ISIS than Donald Trump
Not that it matters but I'm much richer
Now watch me whip, whip
Now your talking my language
Oh my goodness! he's getting into technical detail ..
Oooo Yeah Caaan Dooo!
Praise the one true Morty
Raise the posterior! (Obama)
Rick and morty Oiee
Rubber baby baby bunkers
Save me from my ballsack
Scale of One to America
She my trap queen
Show me what you got!
Shut the fuck up about moonman
So here's the cool thing
Struttin' That Ass
That is a really lame feature my friend
That is wrong
That's scary stuff
That's some crazy stuff
The American Dream is dead
The big lie- obama care
The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword
The Royal Penis is clean your highness
Them Fightin' Words
They just mad cause I got the Midas touch
This is how you dream bitch
This is really cool
Turn into a car
Two Brothers..
Uhh that's right
Universe got big plans for us bro
Warm it up don't be a cold robot
Watch me nene
We have now messed you up
We would have so much money..
We're going to make America great again
We're making the world a better place
Welcome to the real world
Well I'll leave that to you to figure out
What a time to be alive
What Do You Mean You People
What?! no no no that's not right
When do we beat Mexico? They're bringing drugs..
When in doubt steal code
Why don't you tell your mom to shut up?
Winter is coming
Y'all don't get it, do ya
Yes! Fuck you god! Not today, bitch!
You and me we just don't get along
You can't go out there because air is poisonous
You forget kiddo I'm you
You gotta get Schwifty
You have to do it for the art
You have to do it for the art (Longer Version)
You just brought piss to a shit fight
You know what this human eats? Bird Di**!
You mark my words. I win. Mexico pays
You may have done something stupid
You'll have so much winning... you may get bored wi..
You're entitled to nothing
You're fired