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Alright what do you want a cookie
And everybody was kung fu fight ten
And we've got a lovely parting gift for the losers it's death
Are you made of leprechauns 'cause that was awesome
Capitate their heads and brush your teeth forum make so they floss
Did you ride the short yellow bus to school soldier
Hey if you go into the fridge grab me a beer please
Hey you know perfect height to kiss my ass
I date for their asses
I need a nurse no no no a female nurse
I ran outta grenades and accidentally threw my lunch it's true
I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
If I die will you marry my girlfriend
Just so you know i'm flipping you the bird in my mind
Kick him in the crotch
Let's settle in anyone see a starbucks oh there's one over there oh and one across the corner from it oh and then there's one across the corner that published twelve
Loser
Marine gun you trigger pull kill
OK guys back to my place for pie
OK i'm sorry I slept with your wife but what did I ever do to you
Paul and over here
Relax that's why their drugs
Screw yo grant
There's an idea put down the gun and go a hug it
They could smell fear and urine
Well who what is it good for absolutely nothing that again now war who yay what is it good for absolutely nothing come on singing
What I do to piss that bitch off
You are so we get laid tonight
You gonna die grant