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Home > Smokey and the Bandit Soundboard
Alright, you stay and watch the game, i'm going back.
And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself
And that's nothing but pure and simple fashion communist
BAN-ONE B, A, N, dash, O, N, E.
Best Shot #best shot #gave it our best shot #tried our best
Buford T Justice theme
Burdette. b... b-e-r or b-u-r... b... hell i've got to go
Burt Reynolds laugh #lol #haha #funny #laughing #burt reynolds
Burt Reynolds Smile #smile #drive off #burt reynolds #grin #trans am #smirk
Damn he had a lot of friends didn't he?
Dollar and a half
Driving through peoples back yards, knocking over mailboxes
Egotistical son of a bitch
Happens every time, one of those dancers start poontanging around with those showfolk fags
He's all mine so stay out of the way
Her knockers bouncing all over the joint
Hey boy
Hold-up on that carwash there gentlemen
Holy Shit
I could have been kicking that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now
I'm going to BBQ your ass in molasses
I've got the metal to the pedal and the thing to the floor
It aint never been done before, hotshit
Keep on truckin #eastbound and down #keep on truckin #smokey and the bandit #loaded up and truckin
Let me have a diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper, make it fast I'm in a god damn hurry
Let's haul ass
Looks like a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike daddy
My handle is smokey bear and i'm tail-grabbing your ass right now
My hat blew off daddy, i hope your goddamn head was in it.
No pussy's gonna leave made no church
Nobody make Sheriff Buford T Justice look like a possum's pecker
Now i got the Sumbitch, and i got him with his fly open
Oh shit
Put the evidence in the car. But daddy! Put the evidence in the car!
Redneck heaven
RIP Burt Reynolds #burt reynolds #rip
Soon as I get home the first thing i'm gonna do is punch you and momma in a month
Thank you nice lady
That's very comforting but i'm in a high speed pursuit
The goddamn germans got nothing to do with it
There's no way that you could come from my loins
This is Sherrif Buford T Justice
Waving goodbye #burt reynolds #wave goodbye
We still got a lot of bogie-ing to do
What's she wearing now? come back.
You are exactly got no time for that fact
You can think about it. But don’t do it
You got trouble coming
You know who that is? that's mr evil-kineval
You see me moving don't you
You sounded a little taller on radio
You sunbitches couldn't close an umbrella
You're funny