Smokey and the Bandit Soundboard Edit

Alright, you stay and watch the game, i'm going back.

And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself

And that's nothing but pure and simple fashion communist

BAN-ONE B, A, N, dash, O, N, E.

Best Shot #best shot #gave it our best shot #tried our best

Buford T Justice theme

Burdette. b... b-e-r or b-u-r... b... hell i've got to go

Burt Reynolds laugh #lol #haha #funny #laughing #burt reynolds

Burt Reynolds Smile #smile #drive off #burt reynolds #grin #trans am #smirk

Damn he had a lot of friends didn't he?

Dollar and a half

Driving through peoples back yards, knocking over mailboxes

Egotistical son of a bitch

Happens every time, one of those dancers start poontanging around with those showfolk fags

He's all mine so stay out of the way

Her knockers bouncing all over the joint

Hey boy

Hold-up on that carwash there gentlemen

Holy Shit

I could have been kicking that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now

I'm going to BBQ your ass in molasses

I've got the metal to the pedal and the thing to the floor

It aint never been done before, hotshit

Keep on truckin #eastbound and down #keep on truckin #smokey and the bandit #loaded up and truckin

Let me have a diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper, make it fast I'm in a god damn hurry

Let's haul ass

Looks like a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike daddy

My handle is smokey bear and i'm tail-grabbing your ass right now

My hat blew off daddy, i hope your goddamn head was in it.

No pussy's gonna leave made no church

Nobody make Sheriff Buford T Justice look like a possum's pecker

Now i got the Sumbitch, and i got him with his fly open

Oh shit

Put the evidence in the car. But daddy! Put the evidence in the car!

Redneck heaven

RIP Burt Reynolds #burt reynolds #rip

Soon as I get home the first thing i'm gonna do is punch you and momma in a month

Thank you nice lady

That's very comforting but i'm in a high speed pursuit

The goddamn germans got nothing to do with it

There's no way that you could come from my loins

This is Sherrif Buford T Justice

Waving goodbye #burt reynolds #wave goodbye

We still got a lot of bogie-ing to do

What's she wearing now? come back.

You are exactly got no time for that fact

You can think about it. But don’t do it

You got trouble coming

You know who that is? that's mr evil-kineval

You see me moving don't you

You sounded a little taller on radio

You sunbitches couldn't close an umbrella

You're funny