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Alright, I'm outta here. I hear that asteroids machine calling my name from the game room. So peace.
Baby, don't you ever touch my parts?
Big pool, why didn't you just go home? That's your home. Are you too good for your home? Answer me suck. My white ass ball.
Big trouble pal. Eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast no?
Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
Doing the bull dance. Feeling the flow. Working poor connection.
Golf is no different from hockey. Requires talent, self discipline golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the account and probably a great golfer. Hugh jass.
Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes. I would have, but I didn't have any money.
Happy Gilmore Movie Soundboard Sound
Hey I what are you doing now? You want to get some food? Oh no thanks. I don't take golfers all good 'cause I'm a hockey player.
Hey Mr you gotta wear helmet, don't worry about it. Oh yeah yeah bring that shit on man I love it I see cool I heard a little bit I'm alright my God son what the hell are you doing 364 more days ti...
Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those that have to kick my own ass.
Hold on a SEC babe. Yeah, you're not going for for good are you? Honey, you're going nowhere happy and you're taking me with you all you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player. But there's a ...
Holy shit, talk about your all time back flash.
I was put on this planet for one reason to play hockey.
I'm stupid, you're smart, I was wrong. You were right, you're the best. I'm the worst, you're very good looking. I'm not attractive alright as long as you're willing to admit that.
Is it always like this with the TV cameras and at people and stuff? Yeah, lot of pressure you gotta rise above it. Gotta harnessing the good energy block out the bad harness, energy block, bad feel...
Jackass old this guy sucks.
Just ahead on my way or you'll pay. Listen to what I say. How about I just go eat some? Hey, I can make things out of clay and lay by the Bay I just may what do you say?
Meeting up you stupid monkey that.
Oh yeah, you gotta love you like that baby then forward that came from yeah.
Only kiss you all over and over, and again I don't wanna kiss you all over done tonight closing hello there.
Please don't go. I am not spending the rest of my life with a loser. I'm gone good and get the hell out of my life won't need your bait it leave me alone I'm sorry babe, I didn't mean that either. ...
Sir, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep. You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up.
Step right up folks see if you can outdrive the amazing golf baller. Worker guy.
The price is wrong bitch.
Tim and I hate that. Bob Barker.
Yeah, good shot votes on. It is about time. I mean I just couldn't get the ball in the hole I wanted to, but I just couldn't do it. Oh wow.
You suck yet Jackass.
You will not make this pocket Jackass.
Your step, it is just tap it in, give it a little tappy tap tap, tap Peru.