Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest Movie Soundboard Edit

Ah ha ha ha ha ha. What for church to succumb?

Alarms, they say. Unique sympathy.

Alas, my children, this is the day you should always remember as the day that you almost. Captain Jack Sparrow.

Always heard it said, cranking for with a long eye. Ohh no, no no, no no no no. Croplands are. It's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, a crack and sponsor that. Well, we original Scandinavian...

And I'll pop in.

And to what do I have the pleasure of your carbon goal?

And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl? Don't be cloud. Don't ever say on the daily life. I forgot to get out and see the world while I'm still young. You'll do make your mi...

Anyway, I ain't stealing no shit. It ain't Steve. It's Salvages. Since when did you care? Since we're not immortal no more, we got to take care of our immortal souls. You know you can't read. It's ...

Back.

Black the Black.

Bonescrackle

Boring life.

Boy, my boogie snickle. Snickle too sweet. Come on.

But I do owe you thanks, Jack. You do, after you tricked me onto that ship to square your debt with Jones. What? What? I was reunited with my father. Oh, you're welcome then.

Call the boat, man the tide. Don't touch my Dick.

Captain, I think the crew, meaning me as well, we're expecting something a bit more shiny, but with the island of Mercia going, all pear shaped, reclaimed by the sea and the treasure with it and th...

Come on man, it'll take all of us to crew the Black Ball. Actually, you wouldn't need everyone about 6 would do. Ohh dear. Hurray.

Come to join me crew, lad. Welcome aboard. I'm here to find the man I love. I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.

Come to negotiate, hey, have you? You're slimy Git.

Come to negotiate. Hey, have you? You're slimy. Git. Look what I got. I got a jar of dirt. I got a jar of dirt. And guess what, society?

Dead. This is a jar of dirt, yes. Is the jar of dirt going to help? If you don't want it, give it back. But then it had.

Did we kill it? No. We just made it angry.

Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life. Be my guest. Let us examine that claim for a moment from a Commodore, shall we? Who was it that at the very moment you had a notorious pirate s...

Don't eat me.

Down on your marrow bones and cry.

El. El. El.

Everything you said to me. Every word was a lie, pretty much.

Fellow boosting.

Fish bites.

Follow my voice, Follow my voice. For the left, no, not around. Go to the right. No, that's a tree.

Gentlemen. What do keys do? Keys. Unlock things and whatever this key unlocks inside, there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks. If we don't have the key, w...

God the chest. No. No. Wow, fine. Let's just pour out hustle to stop banging away at each other. I've honestly only Lady Rob sucks Pirate.

He's told me all he won't give it back.

Hello boy. No, no. Not good.

Hey, fish face. There's nothing I can gently. Got it.

I don't want to sleep, Lee. The captain seems to be acting against dredge.

I think there's a bit more speed to be coaxed from these sails. Brace the four yard.

I was dirty settled.

I've done this all.

Is that how you're all feeling then? That, perhaps, dear old Jack, is not serving your best interests as captain. Black the Black. What did the bird say?

Is this a dream? Oh, I thought not. If it were, they'd be wrong.

It's a key, no? Much more better. It is a drawing of a key.

It's a mythological creature and calls it what I want.

Jack Sparrow.

John and I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but. Through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me. Paul Will has been p...

Kelly Long. Long pinky pinky long means he wins it.

Land is where you are, CF Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry around with you. Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.

Let them taste the triple gun.

Let's put some distance between us in this island and head out to open sea. This is the first, yes, in the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible, and that seems to...

Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?

Majority of dirt.

Mind the boat. Mind the boat. Mind the boat. Mind the boat. Find the boards. Get them out.

Mr. Gibbs, Cat, we have our headache finally. Can't stop those lines. Way anchor and crowd at canvas.

Mr. Schwan, Governor Swan, Still you think I wear this wig to keep my head warm?

My wife ran off with my dog and I'm drunk for a month and I don't give a ash frats if I live or die. Perfect.

No hurry, They give it back. Don't bite it.

No worries mate. Dear Dorman, I go way back because leaves. Now inseparable we are. Well. Have been. Before. I'll watch your back. It's me front I'm worried about.

No, don't lie. Deliver us.

Not quite according to plan. Complications arose and sued were overcome.

Notsobad

Ohh handle this mate.

Ohh, bugger.

Ohh, I got a job. I got a job at it.

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Pull that rainbow to his feet.

Say Salaam, Shoop, Shoop, Shahs mommy Lomachenko savvy.

Send his beloved pile back to the gates.

Setting sail without knowing his own head. Something's got, Jack vexed. And mark my words, what bodes ill for Jack's Barrow bodes ill for us all.

So tell me what's become of my ship?

So. Do we ever had him hit him? Set sail and eat. You general. That way direction.

Still rooting for you mate.

Stupid mongrel.

That just must be worth more than a shiny penny. No temptation. If we was any kind of decent, we'd remove temptation from their path.

The boy is not here. He must have been claimed by the sea. I am the same.

The captain goes down with his ship.

Times run out, Jack.

To excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life. Be my guest.

Turns out not even Jack Sparrow can best the devil.

Un.

We all say it was divine Providence what escapes from jail. And I'll say it was me being clever. It's that right? Putin would you know you weren't divine Providence. What inspired you to be clever?

We're not out of this yet. Captain's orders.

Well, go on, go get them.

What is inside gold? ****. Unclaimed properties of valuable nature. Nothing bad I hope.

Whatever you do, don't miss.

Where is it? Where is the thumb? Thumb.

Where's the Commodore? Fell behind. Like prayers be with him best, not following our grief.

Why is the rum always gone?

Wow, this goes screwy. Well, each wants the chest for himself, don't you, Mr. Norrington? I think he's trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin and turn ar...

You actually were telling the truth. I do that quite a lot, yeah. People are always surprised.

You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabinet.

You look bloody awful. What are you doing here? You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are LAX. You smell funny.

You smell funny.

You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know. What it tastes like. They do want to know what it tastes like.

Your bravery is wasted. I shall provide that just away from your call. You're dead. Hands. There you go.