Fight Club Movie Soundboard Edit

Advertising, hesitation cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

Babies don't sleep as well.

Bob. Bob had pitched it.

But any celebrity, who would you buy? Labor Day doesn't matter. We'll be tough. Hemingway. Thank you. Chat, I'd say William Shatner.

Damnation, man. Fuck redemption. We are God's unwanted children. So be it.

Did you know if you make deeper parts of gasoline, frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm? No, I did not know that. Is that true? That's right. I can make all kinds of explosives usin...

Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, I wouldn't be talking to the same man who you were in fight clubs, not who you were in the rest of the world.

Have you heard about the guy that had been in this thing? Well, yeah, actually. They're all kinds of things. Yeah. Supposedly he was born in a mental institution. And he sleeps only one hour a nigh...

Hi. You're going to call up your rigorous investigation. You're going to publicly state that there is no underground group or these guys are going to take your balls. They're going to send one to t...

Hitting bottom is in the weekend retreat. It's not a God damn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go.

I don't know how Tyler found that house, but he said he'd been there for a year. It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. Most of the windows were boarded up. There was no lock on the front d...

I want you to do me a favor. Yeah, sure. I want you to hit me as hard as you can. What? I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

I was living in a state of perpetual deja vu. Everywhere I went, I felt I'd already been there. It was like following an Invisible Man.

I'll have the clam chowder, the fried chicken with the baked potato with everything, and a chocolate from Pipe Clean Food please and thank you so much advice against the lady. No clamshell, right? ...

I'm not exposed to speak any such information to you, nor would I, even if I had said information you want at this juncture, be able. You're a moron, I'm afraid. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

I'm not paying this back. I consider asshole tax.

I've been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. Slowly learning that fact. Very, very hissed off.

In that we have a very strange time in my life.

It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

Julie After we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Just answer the question, Marla, please. Did we do it or not? Fuck me. Don't love me. You love me. You hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is that a pretty ac...

Listen to this. It's an article written by an organ in the first person. I am Jax Medula Oblongata. Without me, Jack cannot regulate his heart rate, blood pressure, or breathing. There's a whole se...

Marla, The little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it. But you can't.

My suitcase was vibrating and times out of 10 it's an electric razor. Every once in a while. It's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy number 2 imply ownership. In the event of a dildo, we have ...

No maggot, you're not special. Or not a beautiful or unique snowflake. We're the same decaying, organic matter as everything else. Tyler built himself an army. We are the all singing, all dancing c...

Now a question about. Again, as I passed, I'll give you the address with the crunch.

Now, listen. Can't have you talking to her about me. Why would I say anything about me? What goes on in this house to her or to anybody? We're done. You know, promise me. OK. You promise? Yeah, I p...

Ohh mother fucker. Hit me in the ear. Well, Jesus, I'm sorry, Smash. Why the ear?

Ohh, you got some fucked up friends I'm telling you, Remember them?

OK. Any historical figure? Gandhi. Good answer. How about you, Lincoln Lincoln?

People do it every day. They talk to themselves. They see themselves as they like to be. They don't have the courage you have to just run with.

Round and look around and see a lot of new faces. Shut up. Which means a lot of you've been breaking the 1st 2 rules of Fight Club.

See all this potential and I see a squander. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas. Waiting tables, slaves with white collars.

Shit that came out of this woman's mouth I never heard. My God, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery 1.

Tell You are by far the most interesting single serving friend I've ever met. To have this thing, everything on the planet, single serving, even the more I get it. It's very clever. Thank you. Is i...

The first rule of Fight Club is. You do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club is. You do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club. Someone yells. Stop, goes limp, half sto...

The guy came to Fight Club for the first time. His ass was a lot of cookie dough. After a few weeks he was carved out of wood.

The middle children of history, man no purpose of place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our Great War is the spiritual war. How Great Depression is our lives?

Things you own end up owning you.

This is bullshit. I'm not listening to this. You are insane. No, you're insane. And we simply do not have time for this crap.

This is crazy. You want me to hit you? That's right. Like in the face. It's surprising.

This is your life, and it's ending, one minute at a time.

Tyler. You're the worst thing that ever happened to me.

We are byproducts of lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime. Poverty. These things don't concern you. It concerns me. Celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels. Some guys name on my underwear, ...

We have just lost cabin pressure.

We just had a near life experience.

Welcome back, Sir. How have you been? Do you know me? Is this a test, Sir? No, this is not a test. You weren't here last Thursday. Thursday. You were standing exactly where you are now, asking how ...

When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything. The IBM Stellar sphere. Microsoft Galaxy Planet Starbucks.

When people think you're dying and they really, really listen to it, just instead of just waiting for their turn to speak.

When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep. And you're never really awake.

You can follow a pint of blood before you get sick.

You were looking for a way to change your life. You could not do this on your own. All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. Look like you want to look. Look like you want to fuck. I am smart,...

You're not your job. You know how much money you have in the bank? Not the car you drive. Not the contents for wallet. You know, you fucking khakis. Would you all singing all dancing crap at the wo...