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Mature man with glasses and a serious expression, representing the resilience and expertise of Fred the Bail Bondsman Ultimate.

Fred the Bail Bondsman Ultimate Soundboard

Fred Herbert, the boisterous, over-the-top bail bondsman, isn't a real person, but his voice became a hilarious internet meme thanks to prank call soundboards. Clips of his signature lines, booming pronouncements ("I need you to listen very carefully!"), and outrageous claims ("I'm a six-foot-tall, 300-pound Samoan!") exploded online, used to troll unsuspecting victims in calls often ending in chaotic confusion. While some find his schtick annoying, others adore his absurdity, turning him into a pop culture icon, even spawning merchandise and remixes. Whether loved or loathed, one thing's for sure: Fred Herbert's booming voice isn't going silent anytime soon.

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A B R I E L
A bunch
Adam
All I hear is like ya'll or something.
All right
All right
All right
All right
Already where's your brother in custody
Am I talking to you say yes
Amateur
And apologize to anything that happened
And charles you're at two seven five seven one seven six
And her last name is abrial
And his name is homer scott
And i'll be able to come talk to you
And i'm sure it then
And there's no life alert
And this is a recording
And who is this
And you're from where
And your name again is
And your name is what
Anybody There?
Are you asking for mike
Are you calling me now or is this a prank
Are you having fun
Are you in some special phone
Are you mentally ill?
Are you sure he's in Temple City?
Are you taking some kind of drugs or drinking
Are you the gentleman with my phone is ringing or something
Are you there
Bail bonds
Bail bonds
Bail Bonds
Bail bonds
Bail bonds
Bail Bonds
Bailbonds
Bailbondsh
Because i'm just trying to stop him
Because she's under a different name we can't find her
Believe me I wish I could understand you but i'm really having a hard time
Bell bench
Bell bonds
Bell bonds
Bell bunch
Bell bunch
Bell bunch
Bell bunch
Bell bunch
Bill bunch
Bill bunch
Bill bunch
Bill lunch
Black gentleman who son never paid me
Boy
Break
Break
Brick
Bullshit
Bye
Bye
Bye
Called about fifty times yesterday so
Can I get some help please
Can I help you
Can I listen like a is an adam F isn't frank I as an idea he is an edward ellis and lincoln
Can I pay in upon
Can you again idiot
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Can you spell that for maine
Cancel
Car
Carlos sanchez
Charles
Chris
Chris
Come to my office
Concurrent
Correct
David
David maloney
David maloney
Did I say anything when I called
Did she ever go by any other first name or any other last name
Do you have one night one system for all of LA county
Do you hear i'm talking in the background
Do you know his data birth
Do you know what time
Do you need to find out more about this guy like his booking number 's data birth
Do you remember that
Do you wanna build your brother and he's in walnut
Do you wanna give me your name and number and i'll give it to the police
Do you wanna give me your number and i'll call you right back
Do you wanna hang on on hold
Does he ever middle name
Don't call your house anymore
Don't say hello then
Drive
Edward
Edward
Edward
Eldorados
Excuse me
For her harassing phone calls
For lunch
Four thirty five west mission
Frank
Frank
Frank
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Friday
From where
Front
Fuck you Prick
Garden prank calls from you before because i'm getting prank
Girl bunch
Give me a call back when you know more know where your brother is
Give me a call if you find out anything more i'll be more than happy to help you
Give me her name again and so I can find out would you like me to find out
Give me his name
Give me some more information
Give me your phone number
Go
Go sit under a tree
Gold
Good
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye sir
Goodbye Sir
Greg
Gregory stevens
Gregory stevens
Hand
Hang on
Hang on just a second
Hang on just a second
Hang on just second
Hang on lavar
Hang on OK
Hard maine
Hard maine
Hardly
He's not here
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello frank
Hello there
Herbert
Herbert bail bonds
Hey you know what
Hi
Hi
His name is what
His name is worth
Homer scott
Homer scott
Hopefully this gentleman will make up his mind on what he wants to do
How are you
How could they possibly do this
How do you spell that last name
How long is she been in custody
How long she been in custody at walnut
How many weight
How much
How much
How old is carlos
How old is she
Huh
Huh?
I
I am I am being
I apologize
I can't understand you at all
I checked in all of los angeles county on their computer
I did
I didn't call you
I didn't call you sir
I do what
I don't
I don't either
I don't find him
I don't know
I don't know about your phone are you know or any of that
I don't know if this is a prank call or not
I don't know what to tell you we accept to call the walnut jail and then see if you can find him get a better information OK
I don't know what's going on with my phone
I don't know who it is
I don't understand this
I get these calls all day long from prankster and I just got one little while ago so
I got a call from you and it was a recording and you were getting your you were in a hair salon in your hair was wet
I have several offices serve
I haven't
I I don't know what that noise is
I I don't know what to tell you
I I don't understand why you're so mad at me sir
I i'd like to talk to kerry
I just haven't been able to break away from the other person that i'm talking to you
I just plug my phone in this
I just talked to the jail
I just told you
I just wanted to make sure it was really you
I kept trying to find it
I know of one gregory stevens
I know you're a better gentleman in this sir
I mean I don't know how many people are are crane colonist
I must have this wrong
I need to type it into the LA county booking system
I never know like
I should high
I sure would like to put it into it
I talk to a detective there over and over again and nobody helps us
I think this is a recording
I think this is a recording
I tried to call and apologize to anything that happened
I wanna make sure
I was frustrated with them
I'll call you back shortly
I'm a bail bondsman. What- What's going on here?
I'm afraid this is a prank call
I'm answering
I'm echoing
I'm fred my ma bell bondsman
I'm fred or burton i'm a bail bondsman
I'm gonna have my agent john call you maybe he'll be able to hear you better
I'm gonna have to call long beach
I'm gonna look for her online there
I'm gonna make a phone call directly to them and then i'm gonna call you right back
I'm hanging up
I'm i'm sure you this assume
I'm in upland
I'm not calling anybody
I'm not calling anybody
I'm not doing anything
I'm not having any
I'm not making them
I'm not sure
I'm not understanding you when I call you your phone echoes
I'm on another line
I'm on the phone with the jail hang on
I'm on youtube and they prank call me all the time
I'm right across the street
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry I don't recognize that name but
I'm sorry it happened
I'm sorry one more time
I'm sorry this is whom
I'm sorry too
I'm sorry what
I'm sorry what
I'm sorry what
I'm sorry when
I'm sure i'm sorry I I I I can
I'm telling you
I'm watching her up so that I can help you to her
I've been I i've
I've been i've had thirty calls today from and that i'm calling somebody i'm not calling anybody
I've checked almost every carlos sanchez I need to know his date of birth there is too common name
I've got over this so I think i've got it now
I've got your phone number and i'm gonna ring your fucking neck
I've looked at it online I don't find a homer strat
I've talked to the jailer
If you can figure out who's doing this we sure like to get rid of him they've been doing this dress for several years now
In age
In fact I don't know whether i'm really talking to you or recording
In your name
Is is this really you
Is right
Is that his name
Is that right
Is that you
Is this gregory stevens
Is this some sick mother fucker on the phone
Is this your way of getting out of your responsibilities is just the way you act
It sounds like your computer phone or something
It's a great thing for me to save
It's a pomona geo
It's not that it's your phone
It's not us
It's OK I just want to tell you it's going on
It's this is who I think it is
It's winter identification says
Jesus christ
John
Joplin police department
Just fine
Just join
Just say hi fred
Just say hi fred and I will know this isn't a recording
Kerry
Knees in long beach
L.A. County
LA County
LASIEL
Laugh O
Lees are the calls i'm getting constantly
Let me call Walnut. Hang on a minute.
Let me look him up here
Let me put you on hold i'll be right back
Like
Like
Like your childish but and go someplace
Lincoln
Listen to this
Long beach
Long beach
Los angeles
Love you
M A L O N Y
M Hmm
Madam
Mafia
May I help you
May I help you
May I help you
May I help you
Maybe call me on my cell phone
Maybe you should be more prepared for this call
Mhmm...
Mike
Minecraft
Mkay
Mmm
Mmmm
My agent john tried to call you back because I couldn't understand you sir
My apologies for taking so long
My name is fred
My name is fred herber
My name is fred herbert
My name is fred i'm a bell bondsman what's going on here
Near name shirt
Need your walnut i'll just try to call walnut and call you back
Never working number
Nine oh nine five nine five two two six four
Nine one eight
Nineteen
No
No
No
No
No
No
No I did not
No I did not
No they don't help us at all
No we don't have life alert
Not so good
Now that's not maine
Now that's not maine
Now what's your date of birth
Oh john
Oh OK 'cause you're telling me two years ago i'm
Oh sure sure first name is lafayette
Oh yeah you know i've fallen and I can't get up I mean they come over to check to make sure we're OK
Oh yes I you
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK gregory stevens bye
OK hang on
OK i'll call you right back
OK let me try it again i'm looking through all of the LA county for that name
Okay, who am I gonna call to bail you out Jose Remeras?
Once you're childish but and go someplace
One
Or in one
Or what which is which his last name again
Pardon me
Pardon Me
Pardon me
Pardon me
Part of maine
Part of maine
Part of maine
Part of maine
Part of maine
Please
Police department
Pomona jail?
Porn
Porn sick
Prime
Probably got an IQ of about one
Quit calling
Ran into a workplace sure
Red herbal
Reporter
Right
Right here so somebody on the line right here that they've call forward it to
Right i'm i'm not sure whether it's the seven six oh number or the other number that i've given you
Robert
Run
S C O T T
San dimas
Say hi fred
Scott
See
See see
See yes
See you again idiot
See, this is the kind of shit.
She wouldn't be under any other name
She's a big with red letters it's a bell bonds in the neon clock in the window
She's a wet there
Shush
Sick
Sixty one
So I don't know who this is they've done this to a simple owner now in upland
So I know exactly who you are
So i'm getting pranked
So i'm gonna have to call them because their websites down
So i'm gonna type in
So i'm gonna type in david maloney
So that's M A L O N E Y
So this is my bullshit
So what's going on
So you're talking about los angeles county walnut substation
Somebody 's patch just through run
Someplace else
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
Spell that
Spread rumors
Springfield
Steenerson
Stevens
Stop these annoying phone calls!
Such sharp businesses
Sure
Sure I don't know who the fuck you are
Sure what is it
Talk to your fucking worse asshole
Temple city
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you again
Thank you ron
Thank you very much
That was the jailer in the walnut substation
That's not maine
That's the number of the walnut jail
The actual recording
The check there and they didn't have a
The FBI really needs to be called on this
The last name
The last name is
The last name is a is an adam B as in boy
The number is nine oh nine five nine five two two six four
The other time it was busy
Their lunch
Their names weren't anything like you're calling on
There is a I mean there's a long list of carlos sanchez
There probably recording us right now adding to their
There's no carlos sanchez
There's no homer scott in the walnut jail
There's nobody in custody I must have this wrong
There's nobody with that name
There's some sick person out there that's doing this
There's the guys number
They are
They claim is not there
They don't have a carlos sanchez in custody in temple city
They tried to call you back once and your funding rang very long just a couple times
They're called thirteen times today
They're calling law enforcement in really sure and things up
They're telling me there's nobody name homer stride in jail
This
This guy does the lakeline thing
This is a prank call
This is actually my bush
This is an a recording
This is fred
This is gregory stevens
This is herbert val vines
This is miss child 's
This is regarding
This is she
This is something they recorded on for me a couple of years ago
This is spread
This is that Chris.
This is the kind of fucking idiot child to put out there
This is the kind of idiot out there
This is true
This is your son
This ship that's somebody pranking maine
Three two oh
Throw bunch
Throw bunch
Time
To their officer
Try calling the pomona police department
Turn on the TV
Twelve inch
Twelve inch
Twenty year old forty eight thirty one thirty
Two
Two seven five seven one seven six
Two two seven nine
Two years
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
United
Use this
Very
Waiting for their site to come up here
Walmart
Walnut
Walter show
Was the first name homer H O M E R
Watch
We can't find her
We got along fine are you taking some kind of drugs or drinking
We have the bella bond officer on euclid
We're not calling you
We've been getting these prank calls for a couple of years now
We've contacted the upland police department about them doing this on our lines
We've reported these prank calls to the police department and nobody 's helping us
Well
Well
Well because this goes on all the time
Well bunch
Well bunch
Well bunch
Well first you need to give me his name
Well goodnight
Well hi
Well i
Well I don't see any record for a homer scott
Well I mean that is her name
Well i'm sorry I didn't call it
Well if its shares to come to my office
Well if its shares to come to my office
Well let's see here's a
Well lunch
Well thank you very much
Well that's not me that's a recording that's going
Well then i'm not interested
Well then you need to drive down their babies under another name
Well why this strange phone call what's going on with you
Well you called me
Well, if you don't know then- Then this is, uh, BS.
Were you in jail
What
What
What are you are you are
What can I do for you
What city
What department
What did you say
What do you want
What does
What number are you calling from
What number are you calling us back at sir
What sheriff's department?
What should
What's gelasian
What's going on with your phone
What's your booking number
What's your brothers name
What's your first name
What's your name
What's your name
What's your name and phone number and your brothers name
What's your phone number
What's your phone number
What's your phone number
What's your phone number?
What's your phone number?
What's your sisters name
Whatever go to bottle and go sit under a tree
When did I call you
When did she get birthday to the jail
When did your brother you wanna build your brother out when did he get arrested
When he calls you get his booking number
When I want your somewhere
Where are you in jail
Where can I do for you
Where is he and what's his name
Where is he in custody
Where is it
Where is nine one eight
Where is she in custody
Where is your brother in jail
Where she in custody
Where where are you
Where you are
Where's the in custody
Which
Which happening sure
Which is date of birth
Which is name
Which jail
Whistle
Whistle
Whistle LOUD
Who
Who am I calling shirt
Who are you
Who are you calling darla
Who are you interested in bailing out
Who did I call
Who is in lincoln has an atom F isn't frank I as an idea he is an edward ellis
Who is josh
Who is rush
Who is there sure
Who is this
Who is this
Who's in jail
Who's this?
Whoever does it's calling I just conferenced it over to you
Whoever you are quit calling maine
Why am I doing what, sir?
Why are you acting like this
Why are you calling
Why are you doing this
Why are you doing this sir
Why are you so mad at me?
Why are you why are you doing this
Word maine
Wow
Wow
Writer
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah I tried to call you back
Yeah well that's what it is
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yesterday? Okay.
You and I have gotten along fine and I don't know why this is happening
You call me five or six times here and I haven't called you or you or is your phone woman and you think it's maine
You called yesterday
You can call and ask for the jailer and you can ask him to
You don't have his booking number do you
You fucking asshole
You fucking asshole
You guys are
You have the wrong number
You just because john read the receipt wrong to you
You just because john read the receipt wrong to you you're going to your going to act this way is this your way of getting out of your responsibilities is just the way you act
You know about my
You know and reporting fake crimes
You know from eighteen to sixty one
You know i'm hanging up on him i'm not talking to him because he won't stop all day
You know there's a whole long list of 'em
You know we have somebody that's doing that
You know what
You know what
You know what he was bumming you know when
You know what i've been getting calls all day long that i'm calling somebody and i'm not calling anybody