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Home > Drop Dead Fred (1991) Soundboard
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A little tea. A lot of tea.
All right, fine, I’m going and you’re never going to see me again ever. Bye.
Another little megabeast.
Because she was a good little girl.
Da da!
Don’t go. It’s going great.
Don’t worry. I’ll find Charlie boy for you.
Don’t you agree, Nigel?
Don’t you feel better?
Don’t waste your breath. I’m phasing him out
Drag him home and hit him with the hammer till he agrees to come back.
Drown the fishes! Kill all the parrots!
Elizabeth, please have a seat outside. I need a word with your mother.
Elizabeth, you’ve made a mess of your beautiful hair.
Except this one.
Fred, come back.
From what?
Got a stupid haircut!
Hang on.
He sends me flowers and brings me wine.
He’s just a total and utter girl, isn’t he?
He’s just sitting in your chair. Do you see him?
Hello, Mrs Cronin. She’ll be all right. She needs some nurturing. Give her a cuddle.
Here it comes.
Hey, door to window service.
Hey, I thought you weren’t a coward.
Hey, snot face, look. Ink.
Hi. What’s happening?
Honestly, you’re not even back for a day and you’re behaving like a five year old.
I believe you. Next time you see Drop Dead Fred, you send him my love
I didn’t say it right. Fred?
I don’t know.
I don’t know. What are your thoughts?
I don’t feel so good
I don’t like him
I felt like I was back in high school again.
I found that when I was hiding in the garden shed.
I had to come back and I can’t get home again until you’re happy. Why don’t you get happy?
I have some cereal?
I know I’ll see you again someday.
I know what you’re doing. You’re going to do what he did to Annabelle on the sofa
I love those breaking noises.
I really thought that Charles wanted me back.
I should never have let my mother know how much she could hurt me.
I think that’s him.
I told you
I was going to say if he is, I can’t see him.
I’ll be back in a moment with your pill.
I’ll be right back.
I’m a loner. I’m a crazy, wide eyed loner on a doomed space mission to Venus
I’m crazy.
I’m just going to borrow this. I’ll be back in a second.
I’m Michael. Mickey. I’m Mickey Bunce.
I’m running for Congress. What does it look like I’m doing?
I’m scared.
I’m so sorry, Your Honour. I lost my money, my car, my husband.
I’ve been bewitched by her.
I’m scared to be alone
If somebody else could see Drop Dead Fred, then I’d know I’m not crazy.
It’s just... not so near the top of the water.
It’s going to be so good. If you leave those pants, I’ll take them to the dry cleaners tomorrow
Janie, hold on. Hold on a second. I'm just gonna get some change
Just kiss me and say Drop Dead Fred
Just kiss.
Just where do you think you’re going?
Kick it in.
Let her take these after meals and before bed.
Let’s go. Come on.
Look at my horrid, stupid haircut, everybody.
Look, remember when your dad picked up the megabeast and threw her out the window?
May I have some cereal?
Men like me.
Mm hm.
My head! The megabitch squashed my head!
Nigel, don’t die!
Nine, maybe ten. I love it.
No. Wait a minute. I’ve a better idea. Let’s play a game.
Not dolls cos we’re grown ups now.
Oh, it’s Fred.
Oh, no. Gladiolas.
Oh, yeah...
OK, we’ll bury the treasure here and no one will find it.
Please come home.
Snot face, wake up.
So you got married. Snot face grew up and got married.
That’s for ruining the one schtup I get a month when Murray’s wife is out of town!
That’s for the boat!
That’s him.
That’s the piece, Matthew. You’ve finished it.
The kind that wear sweaters and Buster Browns. Look.
There he is.
There. You see what I mean? You look wonderful.
They’re gone.
We don’t have to be afraid any more
We’re going to be great friends, Mrs Cronin. I can see that.
Well... if I said, Oh, Annabelle, isn’t it better that I said, Oh, Annabelle and I was here with you,
What did you say?
What is with your hair? Is there a Marilyn Quayle lookalike contest?
What is wrong with you?
What the hell is that?
What was that?
What was that?
What would that be in this particular situation?
What? Faster?
When have you ever helped me?
When she comes in here, we’ll make her eat up this mud.
Where? What?
Who put that there?
Whoever taught her how to do it is going to get flattened.
Why are you taking my husband? It's a mistake. I am calling our lawyer.
Yeah! Come on.
Yes, you may in just a minute. We don’t eat food off the floor.
You always tell me to look on the bright side of things.
You are a wonderful man, Charles, but she is dangerous.
You have the softest touch.
You have to go alone. I can’t get back now.
You have to go now.
You know, the body’s natural morphine. Here it comes
You made things worse. He left because of you.
You were absolutely right. We can’t go on.
You were my only friend but she took you away from me.
You’re going to look beautiful in your dress. I hope Charles appreciates it.
You’re great. She’s not.
You’ve got to work things through if you don’t want to get divorced.
(Twang) Yaah!
And you did it. I did?
But, Charles, there’s so many things... No. No talk.
Fred? You’ll know what to do.
Go ahead. Goodbye.
He was so real. He was real all right. Really out of control.
I believe you ordered the spaghetti. I hate you.
I did. You did not.
I didn’t do anything to her. You said the same thing then.
I didn’t. No, you did. I saw you do that.
I made up your bed. Oh.
I think so. Yeah?
I’m not afraid of the megabeast. I’m not either.
It’s not going to work. How many times have you tried it?
Janie, I need your help. At three in the morning?
Just relax. Let’s have a nice lunch. OK.
Like me? Yeah.
Mud pie
Murray? No.
Not bad, huh? Beautiful.
Not like you can. Nah.
Pigeon pie for you. Fred, stop!
Real burglars? Real burglars.
The aerobic rush. Now ask me
There’s a problem. Charles isn’t coming. What do you mean?
To us. To... us
Velcro Head! (All) Yaah!
We are pillars of the community. (Officer) Get a grip.
What did you touch? The red one
What is it? Look.
What water? That water.
Where to? To the party.
Which one of you is... Me.
Why not? Remember Go Go Mouth?
Yes, Mickey, go on. Yes, Mickey, go on.
(Dialling tone)
(Foghorn blaring)
(Glass smashing)
(Music box plinks)
(Rumbling and creaking)
(Young Elizabeth) Grandma Bunce!
♪ All along the side, all up here, lovely, lovely smelly dog poo ♪