Bob Chandler Soundboard Edit

And I think if I if you think I called your number then that's what's happening to you because I did not call your number

And then the central part of virginia where we got two feet of snow

And these please trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they wanted

And this is a system they've got its how spoofing have I understand from the police in everybody

And what you just did was stick a knife in her back and kill us

Are you just call my name so how do you know maine

Are you six years old or something

Because I didn't call your number

Big daddy 's pizza

Can I answer my telephone and quit bothered

Can I do that

Can I explain something to you

Cut it out

Get on your lowlife gutter and stay there

Good

Got it down

Hang up the phone and forget the number

Have you been getting calls from new years on

Hello

Hello

Hello

Hello

Hello

Hello I don't understand your conversation

Hello there

Hi buddy

I answered the phone now tell me what you want you rang my damn number

I beg your pardon

I beg your pardon I didn't understand you

I beg your pardon not again even understand what you're saying

I didn't call a number my phone rang

I didn't call anybody I just picked up the phone

I didn't call you

I didn't call you

I didn't call you but i'm trying to explain how these people do it

I didn't call your house

I don't care

I don't cuss

I don't either

I don't either but you're talking to me so somebody must have called

I don't have a damn thing you the one that's good cutter creek

I don't have an issue problem with anybody but please quit calling my number

I don't know

I don't know what you are who you are and I don't really care

I don't know what you are who you are and I don't really care but you're invading my privacy and your cousin at main and I don't like it

I don't know who you are

I don't know who you are and who you think I am

I don't know who you are why you calling but got merry christmas anyway

I don't know you can't help me you call maine

I don't matter who I am who is this idiot i'm talking to on the other end

I don't need your crap

I don't understand what you're talking about

I don't understand why you're calling maine

I don't understand your wife either I don't know who your wife is

I got nobody to cuss

I gotta call it says you're in oklahoma yet your husband or somebody says you had mississippi

I guess I might sound familiar 'cause i'm a southerner

I have a cousin who lives in tulsa

I have a lot of cherokee relatives that live in your state also

I haven't called your house i'm the one who picked up the phone and said hello

I know other people that were born in fort worth

I know what what is how can I explain it any simpler to you

I live in ruckersville virginia

I raise my son

I said i'm in the central part of virginia

I still didn't understand you

I use the sheriff's department

I was born in fort worth

I wish you could bought in my telephone i'm trying to watch TV

I wish you knew what number you call because I think you're calling the wrong number

I'll let you talk to my wife and you tell her why you're cussing at maine

I'll let you talk to my wife maybe she can talk some sense into your head

I'm basically a neighbor you are

I'm eighty two year old man

I'm eighty two years old

I'm eighty two years old and i've survived along downtime the way you're going you're not gonna make it very far

I'm eighty two years old why should I cuss

I'm in virginia

I'm in virginia

I'm just gonna hang up if you don't tell me what you want

I'm just laughing my telephone

I'm not being an ass i'm just getting tired of you people out there thinking you're god 's gift to the world when you're not

I'm not calling i'm answering

I'm not calling you and cussing you out

I'm not calling you i'm sitting here in my living room watching TV

I'm not calling your phone why you calling my phone

I'm not your phone who do you think you're talking to

I'm robert chandler

I'm sorry

I'ma text him now

I've gotten calls it's like I got this call it said it's from oklahoma but it's not some oklahoma

I've heard a lot of stuff in the most of it is much trash OK

If you're in idiot

It's kinda screwy I guess

Let me explain something to you

Listen boy

Listen i'm in virginia I don't know who you are

Listen you mother fucker

My caller ID says you live in oklahoma

My son is done a lot better than you have eat a whole lot nicer than you are he doesn't go around calling people all the damn time

No

No

No

No I think you should get off the phone and find yourself something constructive to do as an entertainer

No i'm in virginia

No one 's called me then why did my phone rang

No one is playing games with the phone unless you are

Now quit calling my damn number and leave it alone

Now they persecute people

Now this the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this to the point where they've even give it a name called spoofing

Now you tell me what the hell you are i'm gonna hang this phone up

OK

OK big daddy

OK cracker

OK if you come over here and i'll show you what the matter

OK well your telephone number came up is oklahoma on my ID

Oklahoma

Prices are you people bothered my home phone number

Put it down i'm trying to be nice to you

S P O O F ing

So on the neighbor

Some kind of screwy thing going on

Sounds like we both doing the same thing

Spoofing

That look don't you call up your custom and my husband

That's right

That's right i'm an eighty two year old man i'm proud of it

The federal government knows about it but they don't seem to want to try to put a stop to it

The only reason i've answered the phone is because I have relatives in oklahoma and I thought it might be them

Then why did my phone rang

There are a lot of lot of weird people out here and you might be included this war album if you're calling us and custom herself

There is on the internet of a bunch of trolls

There or ma'am or whatever the hell you are

There's some people on the internet that have some some electronic programs at their disposal or they can call people around the country and then cause the telephone ID to come up that says that some

They have a program in their computer which allows him to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to

This is my private phone number now get rid of it

This is who

Try

Wasn't sure if department of watt

We don't have anything to do with this damn old thing that's going on

We haven't been out for four days

Well how do you know maine

Well I don't understand you rang my telephone and I picked it up

Well i'm talking to you what DLC you want

Well i'm trying to be nice to you and explain what's happening

Well merry christmas to you

Well right now it's midnight won the world you want

Well that's all I did was answer my telephone

Well that's nice i'm i'm glad you're snowed in too

Well then now why are you thinking of maine

Well what is on your mind

Well who are you

Well who is this

Well you're fucked up somehow goodbye

What

What do I do to deserve to judge other people

What insurance department

What is on your mind

What the hell is that supposed to mean

What what do you want

What's on your mind you called me and I shut up or get off the phone are speak

When you make more since I guess I can talk to you again

When you speak slowly an one syllable at a time so I can understand you

Who are you

Who are you

Who are you and what's going on

Who do you think I am

Who is this

Who is this for crying in a pocket

Who the hell is this

Who you calling

Why are you ringing my number

Why did you call me

Why don't you put dialing my number and go somewhere and play a game with a gutter rats

Why I have funny sense in my head

Why you calling maine

Why you calling my number

Why you calling my phone

Why you calling on me on a sunday afternoon

Will you please quit calling me and leave my phone alone

Yeah

Yeah i'm eighty two years old but I was born in fort worth

Yeah that's me who is this

Yeah you are because you're coming in on an unknown block number call

Yes

You bastard

You better check the numbers that you called because you not talking to anybody that you know

You call maine

You call maine

You can argue with that canyon

You get just got her ass out the girl shut up

You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there

You get your black ass out in the garden shut up

You gotta some funny fast ideas are playing games at night on the telephone don't you

You shouldn't be upset like that

You take care

You there

You were up in aboard an above board and really doing what you say you can't think you doing then your number would come in along with your name

You're being a victim of the internet people that persecute people

You're the one who made a call

Your mayor of big daddy 's pizza is that what you said