Friends - Season 4 Edit

A 16 hour sit in for Greenpeace.

A bitch?

A book?

A brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.

A break from us.

A couple of days.

A five.

A four.

A hunk of sandwich from last year.

A joke that's funny in all countries.

A lipper from Chipper.

A little announcement.

A little girl's looking for this cat. Know what that means?

A little in high school. I got into it in college.

A lot of memories in here. Lot of memories.

A lot of things happened on that trip...

A lot of this isn't, you know, based on tonight.

A motorcycle's a chopper.

A one, two, three.

A pen.

A place that no one will get out of alive?

A place that no one will get out of alive?

A T shirt that says, "I Don't Belong Here"?

A three, two.

A three.

A TV that appears as if from nowhere!

A two.

A year ago, I didn't know I had a brother. Now I have a sister!

Aah! Oh, my God!

Aah? Heh.

About four hours.

About half of these will end up getting divorced.

About what?

About your mom.

Absolutely, absolutely.

Absolutely. I could be a vegetarian.

Absolutely. It's been in my family for generations.

According to recent findings.

Ace!

Acting. Chandler, this is my job.

Actually, American surprise parties are very short.

Actually, could I get some hot water with a little lemon?

Actually, I got to take off.

Actually, I kind of want to see what happens.

Actually, I'm not buying. I'm selling.

Actually, it's a hockey team. Angry Canadians with no teeth.

Actually, it's Ms. Chanandler Bong.

Actually, it's not so much a question.

Actually, it's Vatican City.

Actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.

Actually, she's a paleontology doctoral candidate...

Actually, that's not true.

Actually...

After high school, you kind of lose touch.

After that? Yeah.

Again.

Ah, don't be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was...

Ah, forget it! I'm not being any good at this.

Ah, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time.

Ah!

Ah! Then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.

Ah?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. These used to keep me so warm.

Ahem, ha, ha.

Ahem. I knew Ross when he was, uh, going out with his first girlfriend.

Ahem. Oh.

Ahem. So how long have you been working with your dad?

Ahem. Uh, Joanna, I wanna talk about that interview.

Ahem. Yeah

All good. Thanks.

All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.

All I want is my freedom.

All I wanted was a few hours...

All I'm gonna say is, finally, it's nice to be in a mature relationship.

All night long she'd agree.

All of a sudden, so much is happening.

All of them had us making out.

All right

All right then, go fight for her!

All right, and, um...

All right, bad ankle. Got it.

All right, buddy. Time to roll over.

All right, Chandler, do something.

All right, come on, let's go get your coat.

All right, come on.

All right, everybody. This turkey is ready.

All right, fine, then this is over.

All right, fine! Go ahead and do that.

All right, fine.

All right, forget it. Congratulations, Ross and Emily.

All right, get a room.

All right, girls' night out.

All right, here's the ring.

All right, how was she?

All right, I don't...

All right, I got a whole bunch of stuff in this area...

All right, I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.

All right, I'll do it.

All right, I'll see you guys.

All right, I'll try.

All right, I'm gonna do it.

All right, I'm here. Let's get this over with.

All right, I'm in. Because either he goes, or I'm buying a coyote.

All right, just imagine for a moment...

All right, just imagine for a moment...

All right, let's do it!

All right, let's go. Bye, Pheebs.

All right, listen. I got to wake up.

All right, look, I am serious.

All right, look, I didn't want to bring this up.

All right, look, if you insist on wearing that in public, you know...

All right, look, look. What am I gonna do?

All right, look.

All right, look.

All right, okay. I think I'm making some progress with Joey.

All right, so everybody ready?

All right, so I don't know what "sycophant" means, but the rest is right.

All right, so up until '92, '93, he was very trusting.

All right, stop it. Now you're just doing it to freak me out.

All right, that I'll retract.

All right, that's it, you guys. What happened out there?

All right, that's it. School is in session!

All right, the hotel's here.

All right, the important thing is to take your time.

All right, then I'm wrong. It's a great gift. The best present I ever got!

All right, this place will be 10 times better than that place.

All right, we'll get a little coffee, get energized, then we'll head back out.

All right, we'll start with...

All right, well, everybody just remember where they were sitting.

All right, well, the seven of us miss you.

All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?

All right, who got Chandler? Because I need to trade.

All right, you can.

All right, you have yourself a deal.

All right, you know what? Now we are late. Let's go, let's go, let's go!

All right! Bring it on, you!

All right! Ten bucks. Fork it over.

All right? It's a stupid, stupid, non name.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. But you can't use that again for a whole year.

All right. Gentlemen, you're up first.

All right. Hang on.

All right. Here's what we'll do.

All right. I will.

All right. I'll get my bag.

All right. I'll go down there.

All right. I'll sleep with my girlfriend.

All right. I'm going to call the cops.

All right. I'm going to do it.

All right. If you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.

All right. Last chance for the tickets.

All right. Pheebs, stick out your plate.

All right. The super couldn't figure out what it did.

All right. There's a nuclear holocaust. I'm the last man on earth.

All right. This is great.

All right. We have a tie.

All right. We'll call you in a few minutes.

All right. What did you get for Angela Del Veccio's birthday?

All right. You're hired!

All set.

All those things I said about not being ready...

ALL: Hey!

ALL: No.

ALL: What?

ALL: Yeah.

ALL: Yes!

Almost lost this baby!

Also large?

Also we're watching the game here Saturday, if people want to come over.

Also, I was hoping to catch a show. So if you can make any suggestions...

Althea!

Although I do feel bad about having fired Chef Emilio.

Although I must say that I totally judge any woman I see eating alone.

Although, uh, I might need some convincing.

Always showing off.

Am I on the radio?

Am I?

Am I?

American Express?

Amy Welsh? I haven't seen her since

And a beautiful woman agreed to go out with me.

And a fifty.

And a pajama store!

And also, also, you said you were gonna leave right after I got on the plane.

And before we can even think about the two of us getting back together...

And believe me, you can kiss your gazebo goodbye.

And by then, you were already grown up.

And come with us and watch naked girls dance!

And could I get my ring back?

And covered in marinara sauce!

And for another, she went into my guitar case...

And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship.

And give me my cough drops!

And he better apologize. See you!

And hey, just so you know, it's not that common.

And hey! Just so you know, it's not that common.

And I am getting it back right now! I'm getting it back right now!

And I can completely understand why you were so upset.

And I didn't pay for this pear.

And I do have one seat left.

And I don't deserve to have marinara sauce all over me!

And I don't just mean tonight.

And I don't know what happened there either.

And I don't wanna be the cause of that.

And I don't wanna live with someone who doesn't know what it is to be a friend.

And I got the duck totally trained too.

And I got to pay rent!

And I have a 20.

And I have to say...

And I just want a million dollars!

And I know he only knows the bad words.

And I know someday this will happen for you too.

And I love refrigerators.

And I love the milk!

And I made that, so you know...

And I promise that I'll keep you safe and warm...

And I really don't

And I really don't wanna be the reason I'm unhappy.

And I stink!

And I think... I think that's really cool.

And I thought it was a really good idea.

And I thought it'd be a great way to get rid of that last little smidgen of self respect.

And I was just wondering how you were.

And I was living in a gremlin with a guy named Cindy, who talked to his hand.

And I was tired from digging the huge hole.

And I would have told you about it but I didn't know that they'd be here.

And I'll go get drunk.

And I'll tell you, I'm not doing them this time.

And I'm a wuss. We should be partners.

And I'm just trying to figure out why.

And I'm really happy for you...

And I'm really not ready to get into anything yet.

And I'm sad.

And I'm so surprised.

And I'm still waiting

And if I go in there, she's gonna want to...

And if I hear one more word...

And if I save him a seat, he will sit in it.

And if it makes you feel any better, I've had a really lousy day.

And if you don't understand how important this is to me...

And if you say no, we'll totally understand.

And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage.

And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time...

And it is not polite to make fun of people. Goodbye.

And it never hurts to wear tight trousers.

And it wasn't a hop. It was a pas de bourrée.

And it's against my oath as a masseuse.

And it's all because of you.

And it's going to help me not to snore.

And it's kind of like it's a tie.

And it's not the seventh night of Chanukah.

And Joey and Chandler are both great names.

And just so you know...

And Liam. Liam's got bad knees.

And look, it's purple!

And maybe we could end up on a boat again?

And merry Christmas from your Secret Santa.

And no one from "legal." I don't like boring jobs.

And no one touches the air around the TV.

And no stupid grocery questions. Real, personal questions.

And now I have created the perfect opportunity to seduce him.

And now I have got the steady hand.

And now I have seen her naked.

And now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl.

And now you're giving me the message?

And obviously, in this case...

And on a totally separate subject, that is a lovely pantsuit.

And over here we have Ross Geller.

And please tell Joey

And Rachel and Chandler

And Ross was what? A lion tamer?

And she said, "I'm Rachel Greep!" And he let her in.

And she said, "Thank you."

And she'll go, "No, no, no. It's Chandler." He'll go, "Whatever. Ha ha ha."

And she's picked up like nine new ones.

And so I wanted to read every word carefully.

And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath?

And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn.

And somehow we ended up with a joint checking account.

And speaking of volcanoes, man, are they a violent, igneous rock formation.

And tell him what?

And thank you for Emily.

And that baby was, you know...

And that, my friend, is what they call closure.

And that's a different kind of dream.

And that's funny, why?

And that's not against your oath?

And that's Ross.

And that's why I'm leaving.

And that's why I'm so glad there's no problem.

And the best part though, was when the waiter spilled water down my back.

And the chairs, they can face this way and...

And the chefs eat with the other chefs?

And the fact that you were jeopardizing my career never entered your mind?

And the Knicks rule.

And the next time you cater for me...

And the only explanation I can find

And the thought of it kind of...

And the winner gets $100.

And then a stewardess comes in...

And then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale's, so...

And then I've got a whole special evening planned. So sorry. No party.

And then Joey remembered something.

And then Ross and Rachel kiss.

And then they bring out Maria.

And then you buzz Ross and I.

And then you realized if you bitched about it, then you would stop cooking...

And then you run your hands through his hair...

And then Zana just let one rip!

And then, uh, you know, then the Plaza for dinner.

And there are some people who always try to get out of paying.

And there are some people who always try to get out of paying.

And there he is now!

And there it is.

And there you are.

And there's a loaf in the new bread maker I won't eat. Know why?

And there's no way to know which one.

And there's nobody to hug.

And there's the added mystery of, you know, who gets who.

And they brought in someone from junior high to do the see saw with me.

And they're always glad you came

And this is Frank and Alice's only shot.

And this one...

And this time, we were able to take the relationship to the next level.

And this?

And those leather pants she's always wanted!

And three...

And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?

And we get to know the people underneath.

And we were wondering if you could give us a ride down to the train station.

And what are you laughing at, Miss My keg sucking boyfriend...

And what? Did you sleep with her?

And whenever I'd snore, he'd roll me over...

And who is this guy?

And whoever finds it wins the prize.

And Yemen. That actually sounds like a real country.

And yet, there is something...

And you are welcome.

And you had rambled on for 18 pages.

And you have a customer.

And you know what else? Are they going to love you!

And you know what? Actually, I do think Kirk was smarter than Spock.

And you know what? When I'm with her, I'm fun.

And you know, if you want to cry, that's okay too.

And you know, it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.

And you know, you had 29 years to find that out...

And you might as well bring me my book. It's on the counter in your apartment.

And you said it was gonna be fun.

And you say "Oh, that's nice."

And you would die.

And you wouldn't have to worry about the salmonella.

And you, get the swordfish!

And you, just constantly scream...

And you!

And you! Rach!

And you! Ross, if you check Rachel's bag...

And you?

And you're afraid you won't be able to fill his shoes?

And you're Chip.

And you're exhausted from dating Poughkeepsie.

And you're seeing him.

And you're sitting here in a hallway...

And you're sitting here in a hallway...

And your friends don't seem to care very much that you're leaving.

And your license expired.

And yours is just a bunch of high school crap...

And, at the end of the date, she said something that...

And, by the way, that is not how one addresses a person on the telephone.

And, uh, it's too late to do any of the stuff I had planned, so...

And, uh, Nick, ditto.

And, um, Frank wants to name one of the boy babies...

And, um, yeah.

And, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses that you can do with your van.

And, well, there's this small matter of the, um...

Another one had never been to a party before.

Another round of daiquiris.

Any advice?

Any ideas for the bachelor party?

Any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?

Any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?

Any luck?

Any luck?

Any of you guys make that?

Anybody call for security?

Anybody else got a problem?

Anyway, he told me about your apartment.

Anyway, hopefully I'll see you around sometime.

Anyway, I don't want to do it in front of someone with a tail.

Anyway, I have tickets for the opera. Die Fledermaus.

Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't...

Anyway, I'm really sorry.

Anyway, she burned all of my clothes.

Anyway, she didn't want to stay. I called a cab. She just left.

Anyway, she takes off her bra under the shirt...

Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was, like, hilarious.

Anyway, um, since there are three babies...

Anywhere that's half decent will have been booked months ago.

Apparently Phoebe's mother also goes by the name "Julio."

Apparently, he scares easy.

Apparently, I look like someone who's got cocaine stuffed up their bum.

Apparently, they're good seats.

Are Joey and Chandler back?

Are they in there?

Are things with Joey any better?

Are we all together in a group?

Are we in London?

Are we really in Montreal?

Are you a naughty girl?

Are you all right?

Are you at all interested?

Are you bachelors?

Are you going home?

Are you going to kill me?

Are you gonna take this seriously?

Are you handsome!

Are you in there, little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us?

Are you insane?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding? I love that guy!

Are you ready to party?

Are you saying, "Yes"? Is that "Yes"?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you still in touch with anyone?

Are you still out there?

Are you strippers?

Are you sure that there are three?

Are you sure you don't wanna go see a doctor?

Are you telling me there isn't even the slightest possibility...

Are you traveling with a child?

Are you?

Are you...?

As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health...

As soon as you do, we'll switch back! You can't stop us.

Ask him if he likes it better than Relaxi Cab.

Asked him to bring my friends All kinds of crap

At 2:30 a.m., I didn't expect to have to fight over the remote.

At dinner. It was so liberating.

At Disneyland, you don't spend the whole day on the Matterhorn.

At least he got me something with it.

At least I made $10 in my relationship.

At least she's not going out with me...

At least with her clothes on...

At least you didn't rent yours from a store called "It's Not Too Late."

At least you have somebody to miss stuff with.

Aunt Rachel hasn't been helpful at all.

Aw

Aw, and he's catching up to her.

Aw, honey, that's so sweet.

Aw, I missed you.

Aw, of course not. You're a little princess.

Aw, Pheebs, you know you're still my number one girl.

Aw, thanks, but no.

Aw, the babies miss me?

Aw!

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw. Heh.

Baby

Baby shower? That so doesn't sound like something I want to do.

Back in high school...

Back then I thought that I'd never get to go out with a Chip Matthews.

Back to your parents' basement. All right.

Bad dream?

Bagel, mail, jail, bail, cable.

Balloons!

Basically...

Basketball.

Be white.

Because he's stealing from me!

Because I am really happy about us.

Because I ran into him at the bank. He is still so cute.

Because I was mad at you. Not because I stopped loving you.

Because I'm cooler.

Because I'm going to London.

Because I'm kind of hungry.

Because it's harder to raise them and the added expense.

Because she exchanges every gift she gets.

Because she's not just the boss in your office.

Because some things don't change.

Because that was an actual problem.

Because the thing is, we're not able to, you know, conceive.

Because they took our apartment. I wanted to punish them.

Because we thought you knew. It's so obvious.

Because we're girls.

Because we've had our first fight, and now we can move on.

Because you have doody on your head.

Because you'll make up fake specials and make me cook them?

Because you're my best friend.

Because you're not mature enough to understand that?

Because, ugh, I should have called.

Because, um, the muscles in the sciatic area can get...

Beer's fear, man! Twenty four, seven!

Before I start, I want to say that I have a cold.

Before rings and bachelor parties, you have to decide who your best man will be.

Before the game, we could enjoy some eight year old Basil Haydens.

Before we get started, I just wanna say, for the record, I love Ross.

Before, they had heat. And now there's no heat.

Behind movie scenes

Behind you.

Being alone sucks!

Being pregnant is hard on your tummy.

Bend over?

Besides, it might be kind of fun to form the new A Team.

Besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with your luggage.

Besides, this may be the only wedding we get to throw.

Bet on a bet and if you lose, you lose the bet.

Betting the apartment? I don't know about this.

Big dog?

Bloomingdale's eliminated my department.

Blue blazer back. He wants it back.

Bob Redford won't even watch himself.

Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy. Leafy.

Both you guys should be up there with me.

BOTH: Hey.

BOTH: Hey.

BOTH: Hey. PHOEBE: Oh.

BOTH: Surprise!

BOTH: Whoo!

BOTH: Yeah! All right!

Boys, come on out. Here you go.

Breakfast is near

Brown leather dress gloves.

But are we sure we don't want the waterbed?

But as it turns out...

But by any chance, did Joanna send any paperwork your way...

But Chandler is the stupidest name I've heard in my life.

But did he ever call you "Budolph"?

But don't you think you could hear the guy out?

But for four years, this baby never missed.

But for you, yay, aah.

But he loves Emily.

But how can you afford it?

But I already told Mr. Waltham...

But I bet it works.

But I can get you free White Out.

But I can pronounce Jurassic.

But I can.

But I did punch a girl in the face.

But I do know it's sometime tomorrow.

But I got this sense that she's smart and funny...

But I got to take off, actually.

But I hope you know what I'm giving up for you.

But I made the mistake of turning off the TV.

But I should tell you, I'm waiting for a date.

But I stand by my review. I know food, and that wasn't it.

But I stink.

But I was showing him some cuff links, and I felt his pulse.

But I was standing there with $327 in one hand...

But I won't ask some British girl to move in with me.

But I'll be sitting around in my leather pants, drinking tequila.

But I'm done now. They've suffered enough.

But I'm having my lunch...

But I'm just doing it for you guys.

But I'm not gonna serve the lasagna. I'm gonna serve something that I make.

But I'm still... I'm mad at you.

But I'm the groom...

But I'm thinking, "I'll be right back in a couple of days, dropping her off."

But I'm unemployed

But I've had it up to here.

But I've waited for this my whole life.

But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over!

But if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective.

But if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...

But if we win...

But if we win...

But if you don't love this, then we'll do it any other place...

But isn't that a good thing?

But it didn't.

But it just feels right. Don't you think? It does.

But it opened really hard.

But it was so right.

But it's absolutely your decision.

But it's actually for Joshua.

But it's not like you won't have anything.

But it's over.

But Joey goes, "No way. Let's get Die Hard.

But Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning.

But just one last thing.

But Liam's on my team.

But married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer...

But my body's always been a little faster than Western medicine.

But my divorce isn't final yet...

But not as much as I love America.

But nothing that sad has ever really happened to me.

But now, I'm totally there.

But one of these days...

But Rachel's gonna be here too. Can't I just ask her?

But seeing you two together just reminds me of what you did.

But seeing you two together, I don't...

But she just hugged him. That's it.

But since you're a client, I can't ask you out...

But that doesn't mean that I'm still in love with him.

But that guy!

But that's, like, the easiest era.

But the most important part...

But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he'll be there.

But the way you owned up to everything...

But then something happened that made it shoot right out.

But there are no boils. She's smooth.

But there are things to think about.

But there is a wire back there. That switch is connected to something.

But there's this thing about bumblebees on the Discovery Channel.

But they are not tears of sadness or of anger...

But they'll come back when we can do it right.

But this breakup was not all my fault. And she says here:

But this is too soon. You'll only scare her.

But this isn't your old mom.

But this other girl, she lives right uptown.

But unfortunately, my company...

But we have to say something.

But what I'm really gonna do is hand you a library card.

But when Mark left, he gave me a key to Joanna's office.

But you can't help me develop my new universal language.

But you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start.

But you know, uh, Rachel doesn't rhyme with dreidel.

But you like me?

But you might make a good Barney.

But you might want to tone it down a little.

But you not in a perfect world. You in a museum now.

But you understand how hard it is to forget about this?

But you will always be the guy who peed on me.

But you'll have to tell them.

But, Casey...

But, uh, I made her dinner.

But, uh, I'm staying at my parents' house. We could go there.

But, uh, just go with me.

But, uh...

But, uh...

But, uh...

But, um, okay, our mom is not our birth mom.

But, um, one of you is over there.

But, um, well, I'll pay you back all the money you invested.

But, you know, I think this is a good thing. You know?

But, you know, she chose to find me.

But, you know, this is probably for the best.

But...

But...

But... So I'm gonna name the baby Chandler.

By sciatic, you mean...

By the time you get home, you're done!

By the way, it seems to be clear you were on a break.

By the way, that is her full name.

Bye, Chip.

Call me crazy, but I think she likes me too.

Call me on the phone.

Calm down, we got time. We're running late.

Can I be your girlfriend again?

Can I borrow your apartment keys?

Can I go out with him?

Can I see it?

Can I sleep on your couch?

Can I talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time.

Can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her?

Can someone give me a hand with the zipper.

Can we please go home now?

Can we stick you in another cabinet? They seem all right with it!

Can we watch cartoons on your TV?

Can you be my dancing partner?

Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen.

Can you believe something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?

Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?

Can you give me a hand?

Can you not look at me when I say this?

Can you pick me up one of those Toblerone bars at the airport?

Can you really do that?

Can't hear you!

Can't we just, you know, start from here? Please?

Can't you just tell here that you are not in the mood?

Carol really messed you up.

CAROL: Ross. I'll be right there.

Casey. We're going out tonight.

Cats like fish.

Central Perk?

Certainly did that while we were going out. Heh.

Challenge extended.

Chanandler Bong! We steal that TV Guide every week!

CHANDLER [OVER INTERCOM]: Rachel, could I see you for a moment?

CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]: Hey, hey, hey. This is 92.3 WXRK K Rock...

CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]: It's me. I know you can't stand to be in the same room.

CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]: Look, I never should've kissed your girlfriend, and I'm...

Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing!

Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, he might be a little late...

Chandler, don't worry. This doesn't make you any less of a guy.

Chandler, get up! The stripper stole the ring!

Chandler, I like Joey a lot.

Chandler, look, they're actors. They're there to do a job.

Chandler, please. I have to get you locked up back the way you were.

Chandler, that's your fourth cup of coffee.

Chandler, what are you doing here?

Chandler, you have the best taste in men.

CHANDLER: Air hole! Air hole!

CHANDLER: Don't worry...

CHANDLER: Gotcha.

CHANDLER: Hello?

CHANDLER: It sounds like a really bad idea to me.

CHANDLER: Mm hm.

CHANDLER: Oh, I'll go out and get you some.

CHANDLER: Oh, yeah? Oh.

CHANDLER: Oh. I think I know that girl.

CHANDLER: Okay, okay, you got it.

CHANDLER: Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world.

CHANDLER: Sorry. I don't think you should be talking at all.

CHANDLER: Thanks.

CHANDLER: The meaning of the box is threefold.

CHANDLER: What happened? You kissed my girlfriend.

CHANDLER: Whoa. Hey.

CHANDLER: You can't tell, but I'm trying to break the tension by mooning you guys.

CHANDLER: You're right. I'm sorry. This means a lot to me.

Chandler?

Chandler?

Chandler.

Chandler.

Chandler's ankle hair.

Chandler's ankle hair.

Chandler's ankles.

Chandler's knees.

Chandler's knees.

Chandler's still in phase one, and Joey's that thing you smell.

Chandler's the one I'm mad at, so...

Check it out! Guess what job I just got.

Check it out! You can see that girl's underwear.

Check out that girl. She is really hot.

Check this baby out. Dug me a hole.

Check this out.

Checking to see if it's even.

Chicago's so lucky.

Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants.

Chip! Hi, it's Rachel.