The Office - Season 4 Edit

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A bunch of guys in a tent making s'mores.

A celebrity sex tape

A couple of bad reviews there, you may as well close up shop.

A disease that has been largely eradicated in the US,

A fake brother who steals your jeans.

A farmer does what city folk don't have the stomach to do.

A few more minutes is a waste of our time.

A futon's not a sofa.

A good start. And I think it's "busload."

A guy on a train with no answers.

A knife, a roll of duct tape

A large, fat person like this was a person of power

A little awkward when she came back from the city

A loser. What did you say?

A loser. What was that word?

A loser. What?

A lot of jazz cats are blind,

A lot of people in the room, you need more space...

A machine told me to drive into a lake. And I did it.

A medium amount of good pizza or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?

A nice, juicy rabbit would be delicious.

A Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear thing.

A party for the website I've been planning for two weeks.

A pattern of disrespect and inappropriate behavior.

A person who had money, could buy food, a person of respect,

A piece of paper. This isn't Dunder Mifflin paper.

A plasma TV.

A psyche.

A rounder? You play the ponies, small horses?

A sea lion.

A sort of an oaky afterbirth.

A suit?

A time of refinement and civility?

A toast.

A very special room. So I'll come get you before the table making demonstration.

A woman shouldn't have to be hit by a car to learn that she may have rabies,

About getting molested or losing our identity, having it stolen.

About her relationship with you.

About PowerPoint.

About the election.

About this deadly disease called rabies

About two more minutes.

About what?

Absolutely

Absolutely everything was the same.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely. I can get that out to you immediately.

Absolutely. Will do.

Accounting department, listen up. Holly, human resources.

Acey Ducey? Bingo Bango Bongo?

Acting.

Acting.

Actually it sounds like you are.

Actually we've been dating for a couple of months.

Actually,

Actually, I put the catalogue in your hand, 'cause you have to pick out a new chair.

Actually, I put the catalogue in your hand, 'cause you have to pick out a new chair.

Actually, I think I am.

Actually, I withdrew from consideration.

Actually, it was... No, it was when I heard her voice.

Actually, it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow.

Actually, our ex clients. I'll explain later.

Actually, the doctor said it was lucky she came into the hospital,

Actually, the place that she's in is the freezer because of the odor

Adjective.

Afro wig? Do you want the afro wig?

After numerous projections that the computer

After Stacy left, things did not go well for a while.

After the presentation I just wanted to make sure that vis à vis me in the office,

After work, we'll go out to dinner.

After work, you...

Again, the company has allotted for this training one day.

Ageism?

Agrotourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfast.

Ah, this is a very important client,

Ah! Still sends his own proxy. Good for you.

Ah.

Ah. Well, it's still very good.

Air Force is cool.

Alfredo's Pizza Cafe? Or Pizza By Alfredo?

All essential personnel will be issued BlackBerries for company use.

All for a stupid piece of tin foil.

All I want is somebody nice, and sweet,

All of it is happening in our virtual paper store.

All of my heroes are table tennis players.

All of the different branches are going to have satellite parties,

All over the world with all sorts of problems and afflictions and diseases

All right

All right

All right

All right,

All right, all right, all right.

All right, come on!

All right, Dwight, knock it off.

All right, everybody out except Phyllis.

All right, everybody.

All right, everyone. Look. It...

All right, fine. Just a second. Hold on.

All right, good. Thank you, Dwight.

All right, Great Scott, if you found that choking hazard poster, just head on home.

All right, here you go. Take it back.

All right, I just have to ask, now that we're public,

All right, I stole your diary and gave it to my lawyer.

All right, I'm ready to go, and I'm calling shotgun.

All right, just know you're not in the Finer Things Club.

All right, let me ask you this. Tell me if you think this is creative.

All right, let's hear it for Darryl and his band.

All right, let's just go around the room and tell me what you believe in

All right, let's run it back.

All right, my...my...my...my turn! My...my...my...my turn!

All right, okay.

All right, okay. Okay. You're getting into my head!

All right, race to the next hole.

All right, since I am the boss, I will drive as well

All right, so Hank is going to come down here. He's gonna let us all out.

All right, the complaint was about Jim and Pam.

All right, this is the way I see it.

All right, try to be a team player here, Jim.

All right, wait, before you go any further,

All right, well then, you're gonna have to deal with this yourself.

All right, well, it already went through, so..

All right, well, then I will proceed

All right, well, then you can ask about religious beliefs

All right, what do you want?

All right, what is going on here? Dwight!

All right, who wants to party?

All right, you don't respect me.

All right, you know what?

All right, you know what? Okay, okay, what is better?

All right, you know what? Watch this.

All right!

All right!

All right?

All right? You're chatting with your friends,

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. Let's quit while we're ahead.

All right. All right. You didn't run for me

All right. Cool. Well, thanks. Sure.

All right. Fair enough.

All right. First name is Tom.

All right. Good. Well, this is what we have to work with.

All right. I assume I'm going to be reimbursed for the pizzas?

All right. I say upstairs.

All right. I'll look into it, but the answer's no.

All right. Let me just say goodbye to Pam.

All right. Me, too

All right. Next time, dude.

All right. So, I'll see you soon.

All right. So, what have you been doing?

All right. Thank you.

All right. Thanks.

All right. There we go.

All right. Tuna.

All right. Very good.

All right. Wait, what are you planning on doing?

All right. Well, fight it out amongst yourselves.

All right. Well...

All right. You are welcome. I am going to go because of traffic.

All right. You drive.

All right. You know what? I don't understand

All right. You're going to miss the best prank ever.

All righty.

All the finest gourmet items that Scranton has to offer.

All the girlfriends that I've ever had have worn glasses

All they do is smile

All you have to do is say it.

All your friends are going to be there... My friends?

ALL: Dwight

ALL: Oh!

ALL: The people person's paper people

Almost marrying Roy Anderson was as close to Pamela Anderson

Also, I would like him to throw in two, three pizzas,

Although Toby won't be in them.

Although, I will agree that her head is weird.

Always a jokester.

Am I scared of a stupid computer?

Amazing, right?

Amazons!

America, Irrigation and Nighttime.

An estate sale. Want to go in?

An urban... Yeah, Stanley, you want to help us out with that?

And "Future" because I'm the kind of guy who likes to look ahead into the future.

And a mustache.

And a rat

And a slide show of Toby. Okay.

And according to our records, you appear to be low on office supplies.

And after all the major nations are destroyed,

And again...

And also, there is no such thing as a rabies doctor.

And Angela and Andy.

And as for me and my current romantic life...

And as God is my witness, she shall bear your fruit.

And as of this morning, we are completely wireless here at Schrute Farms,

And as you can see, they are very different sizes.

And bad news isn't always what it seems.

And basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment.

And because up until and possibly including now I've repulsed you,

And because we didn't have enough wine glasses.

And because you're definitely not getting the same sort of customer service

And before that happens, I need to be in love.

And before that happens, I need to get laid.

And besides, I only have six wine glasses. So it will be me and Jan, and Pam and Jim.

And Bill Cress of Cress Tool and Die. Bill Cress is super old and really mean.

And breaking my copier and telling me how well things are going in your relationship.

And chances are you're not going to get it anytime soon.

And clothing and television,

And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake.

And Creed snatched your hash browns.

And desperate situations yield the quickest results.

And die in a fiery car wreck.

And down the road, if we have a family,

And Dreamweaver, Corel Painter, lllustrator, After Effects, all the basics.

And drive safe!

And even if I was,

And eventually you die

And every sale counts.

And every time, we've been able to get out of it.

And field your questions. Question.

And find out something about myself.

And finding out more about what you do here.

And fireworks going off.

And for the next several days. Do not try to follow me.

And frankly all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide.

And FYI, I eventually aced second grade, and I was the biggest kid in class.

And George's youthfulness, his freedom

And getting some dessert.

And given me two tickets to the big party in New York, tonight.

And giving me a big hug

And guess what, buddy? I am keeping it.

And hamburgers, and to walk upright,

And hanging out with Pam has finally caught up to him.

And he can get any girl that he wants.

And he chooses to work here selling paper.

And he has a plan for us after all.

And he is a very big believer in surprise parties.

And he just made it into a stupid piece of paper.

And he said, "Did I stutter?"

And he signed. Did he put his name on the piece of...

And he starts tickling you.

And he was laughing.

And he watches them in pieces when things are slow.

And her ear lobe, and she's not really kissing me back,

And here's your duct tape. Good.

And his name is Garbage.

And honestly, if you spent as much time selling

And hook up with 307.

And hopefully he will walk out.

And how can I be lonely with my boys?

And how many would you like?

And how's that going?

And I always imagine less manure.

And I always thought that those two things would go hand in hand,

And I am always busy.

And I am going to grant you three wishes,

And I am going to win them back by myself because this is important to me.

And I am now his cruise director,

And I bet you think I don't care enough about this job to actually fight back,

And I bought this condo

And I can find that piece of cement and say,

And I can prove it.

And I can't reach it. And Kevin had Greek food for lunch again!

And I can't think of a better time than right now.

And I do not mean policemen.

And I don't get to do enough of it as a manager, so I took this second job

And I don't know which is which.

And I don't need wide open spaces.

And I don't wanna hear, "I don't know, I can't help..."

And I don't want us to get lost in the weeds or into a beauty contest.

And I don't want your foot money, and I feel uncomfortable participating.

And I felt like my whole world was collapsing around me, I didn't have anyone.

And I got a new suit, and I'm your boss.

And I got all of this.

And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts.

And I have a little bit of experience in office romance.

And I have docked them a personal day.

And I have the proof right here.

And I have to play him tomorrow, or we lose the account.

And I just couldn't take it.

And I just have a feeling that today is one of those days.

And I know this destroys her case and I am sorry,

And I know you're into graphic design.

And I love you.

And I moved in and I cleaned it, so I guess that makes me the devil.

And I must say I am relieved.

And I need you to act like I am firing him. Do you get that?

And I owe it to her to finish this GD 5K

And I really have enjoyed my stay

And I said, "Are you sure, Michael?" And you said, "Pam, Pam, Pam,"

And I saw Will Smith outside the Chinese Theater,

And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one, too.

And I shot a 102 today, so I'm feeling pretty good.

And I think that guy could do anything he wants to do.

And I think, "There's no possible way he can top that."

And I told her in the note that the cat came to find her,

And I want to pick the cake. What do you want?

And I wanted to know if you would have dinner with me tonight.

And I was a fool to think that I could beat it

And I was a peasant

And I was also named Dwight.

And I was wondering if you could sign my cast.

And I wasn't so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed?

And I will always and forever be haunted by that fact.

And I will see you tomorrow morning.

And I will send it to you tomorrow morning.

And I'd call him every single day until he gave me his business.

And I'd gotten under to see what it was, and I messed up my hair.

And I'd like you to take a look into the face of rabies

And I'll look into those. You should.

And I'm a candle maker, but you don't hear me bragging about it!

And I'm filing a lawsuit, and I'm gonna tell them about every stupid thing

And I'm finally gonna do it.

And I'm looking for perfect songs that work on two levels.

And I'm not a perfect person.

And I'm optimistic,

And I'm planning on renting The Pelican Brief.

And I'm restoring a 1967 Corvette in my spare time

And I've also thrown in some "er's" and "ah's"...

And if it really cuts costs, maybe we'll come back.

And if there's any details you need to fill me in on,

And if they knew how much I was paying for my haircut now,

And if Utica thinks that they are going to poach Stanley,

And if we don't get this, if we don't nail it,

And if we go with the brown leather on the sofas then they go with that, too.

And if we have to defend ourselves, I will stab the security guard in the eye

And if you so much as harm a hair on Stanley's head,

And if you tell me

And in a fast moving world,

And in this case, that's also not true.

And isn't that your money?

And it is something that comes..

And it is something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

And it just... Poof! Goes away.

And it was

And it was hard to see...

And it was interesting because it was about a guy who would go out

And it was just a little bit different.

And it's called, "Let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests."

And it's my second favorite movie.

And it's not even one of the popular ones, and everybody gets on your case.

And join the group.

And just set up a college fund for Meredith's son

And just so that we wouldn't leave anything up to chance or Michael's judgment.

And kindly turn to Page 85?

And know that none of them are good enough for you.

And lately, she has been sending me, like, nine or ten checks a year.

And learned every fact about everything and mastered the violin.

And little man now. You're like our little man.

And look over, and there's an Xterra next to you, they're always driven by chicks

And look where it got me.

And Lucy's torn between these two things.

And make me the happiest man in the world.

And maybe his kid is sick or something? Like, who do I call about that?

And maybe if you look at her deeply enough, you'll see what I see in her,

And Michael, you don't have rabies,

And more agile with the way that we adapt to the marketplace.

And my children and my comedy albums.

And my friends were just waiting for this to happen.

And my name is Captain Bruising.

And my nipples aren't as sensitive now. Looks cute, though.

And my other business'.

And my upper back itches, and it's itched all day,

And my useless number two quit.

And no matter how much we change this up,

And no one remembers you.

And nobody wastes their time.

And normally I wouldn't care, but he promised me his old one.

And not a F'rench beach?

And nothing but the truth?

And now from my old hometown, Scranton, Pennsylvania, my former boss,

And now you guys are dating?

And on to more positive things,

And only one of us can be the winner.

And passionately. God...

And pay him for the pizzas and give him a generous tip,

And perhaps the next day.

And pretend that a website made sales that I made?

And pretty much just go the extra mile,

And pull the rug out from under somebody, do you?

And put the cream right at the base of her tail

And quite frankly, I'm not really sure what's wrong with it.

And rabies wins.

And remember that we provide a personal touch.

And see if we have any celebrities in our local area.

And sending them to the lab.

And she is going to be okay

And she left before you could say goodbye. I think you need to say goodbye.

And she needs to meet me right now.

And she was drinking a lot.

And she's totally not responding to my moves.

And since you're always having relationship problems,

And sold more paper.

And some people have to park really far away

And some people sweat too much for comfort, and...

And some sort of joke gift and makes a toast.

And someone I can talk to and share an experience with, you know?

And sometimes it looks like it's heading right into the corner of the screen,

And sort of ignoring my ideas.

And spend time with George Emerson. That's what I would do.

And start selling multiple reams like a man

And still active. That is great.

And still puttering around down in Argentina.

And Sunday, I'm thinking of going to that flea market at the drive in

And that also brought up themes of, you know, fate and coincidence

And that by 6:00, the website will be the new best salesman in the company.

And that couldn't come a moment too soon,

And that does not sit right with me

And that everything's gonna be all right.

And that I forgive you for. The whole thing's silly, isn't it?

And that includes you.

And that is a guy worth staying beside.

And that is that we are all very lucky to have her here.

And that is the first time I've ever used the word perfect in here.

And that is the story of me on the floor.

And that is why I am hosting a fun run race for the cure for rabies

And that is why I need a smart intern.

And that is why we waited so long to tell people.

And that made this up down lever thing not work,

And that photograph was taken more than two months

And that would be a month after your relationship became official,

And that you were the blind one.

And that's as specific as I can be

And that's really sweet, and you can think that,

And that's the point

And that's why I knew. You?

And the asbestos.

And the best way to start is to hit "Start,"

And the crowd goes wild!

And the field is an oasis.

And the first meal we ever had was in the break room, actually.

And the first time I left Pennsylvania

And the last guy says, "No, hairy body."

And the moment's going to be right.

And the more I've gotten to know you, the less I've come to respect you.

And the music and everything, it was right.

And the other is something inappropriate or horrible or both.

And the rest is out of our hands.

And the same thing goes for quarterly reports. They are unreadable.

And the second name is the state where Helena is the capital.

And the sequel, woman stands at desk and works.

And the winner is Toby F'lenderson.

And then an older gentleman asks you, "Boxers or briefs?"

And then at the last minute, it hits a wall and bounces away.

And then be like, "Hi, Ryan." And then all the other prisoners

And then Ed Truck, your old boss,

And then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia,

And then I had an awakening.

And then I had to decide if I wanted to spend the night with Michael

And then I took the whole chair apart,

And then I will say something positive like, "Kudos,"

And then in the other corner, you have Stanley, and he's mad.

And then Meredith with the accident, and then..

And then Mifflin,

And then outsource customer service to India, which a lot of companies...

And then outsource customer service to India, which a lot of companies...

And then we can discuss it?

And then when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids?

And then you get that guy and you flip him.

And then you look up to "PowerPoint."

And then you put a wire on him,

And then you run over one person with your car,

And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, "Don't worry, it's just allergies."

And then, can you have to dance

And then, we go to their houses in the middle of summer and go caroling

And then, when you said that you might want to have kids,

And there are two types of toasts. One is a joke about how old you are...

And there's a thousand of them

And these walls, they used to be, like, white, like an asylum.

And they are even sending up a professional ad company

And they both asked me to testify against the other one in court.

And they displayed

And they finally threw me out of the store in front of all my friends.

And they have a band, and people party in the streets.

And they loved it.

And they make you miserable. That is true.

And they would call me the Overkill Killer.

And they're abnormal and

And they're both winning. So I am going to make a run for it.

And they're just hanging me out to dry.

And this is my work space. MICHAEL: This is it.

And this is where I will record your sales.

And this is where you really get to be creative.

And this little guy may be Dunder Mifflin paper some day.

And this must really be captivating because it's keeping you off the phones.

And this was before I had even heard of one or seen one.

And thus Michael Scott sealed his own destiny.

And to celebrate its birth,

And to develop a few more slides,

And to have a soft futon at the end of the day.

And to me the choice is easy.

And Toby gave me some suggestions on how to discipline him.

And today, the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website officially launches.

And tonight they are airing the brain dead version.

And tonight, with the fireworks

And try it all again the next night.

And trying to squeeze out the older people.

And turn it into next month's rent.

And up comes the tool bar, that's what she said.

And walk all the way to the office.

And we are dedicated to providing you with the very best customer service...

And we are in.

And we called him my brother and that's what I thought he was.

And we need knives, which have blades.

And we need to do something about it

And we need to do something very, very special.

And we will not be leaving the premises until we obtain them.

And we'd love to have you come aboard. So think about it, okay?

And we'll do it on my dime.

And we'll sign it outside her room.

And we're going to reclaim our gift basket.

And we're kicking in $5 for flowers

And we're not gonna think about all your stuff being destroyed. All right?

And weird stuff, like food had no taste.

And what about you? Peanut butter flavor again?

And when it came to my turn,

And when it happens, it's going to kick your ass, Beesly.

And when we have a good quarter,

And while I eventually puked my guts out, I never

And who is Jesus' dad?

And who will she eat lunch with?

And why is there a kid on your webcam

And wouldn't let any of the seniors go.

AND Y: I left a little present for Angela.

AND Y: People assume I'm great at golf,

AND Y: You meet a lot of ladies driving an Xterra, because you pull up to a stoplight

And yet you know there is a side of her that could just curl up on a couch.

And you already met her. Pam Beesly, office hottie.

And you brought this guy!

And you can only use the stuff that you have in your pockets.

And you can't see her whole body, down here, she has a boob job.

And you didn't say anything?

And you don't know anything about sales!

And you find out who's selling him drugs.

And you find someone who's still alive.

And you know what?

And you leave the volume on the TV way too loud.

And you realize that she was always hot, she was just wearing glasses,

And you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do?

And you twist and you twist and you twist. It strengthens your entire core,

And you want to give that to her 15 minutes after she's eaten

And you wanted to see Wicked,

And you were directly under her the entire time?

And you will come out when you decide to give me a discount on the pizza.

And you're in it for a disease that causes a fear of water

And you're my friend, and I don't want to be rude.

And you're you.

And your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.

And, oh, my God, he looked so good.

And, you know, I just want to remind that it's not appropriate to do that.

And..

And...

And...

And... Do you know what "hypothetical" means?

Andrew Bernard

Andy and Angela seem very happy.

Andy and Dwight are rocking the sales team. I feel very blessed

Andy, I can't hear this right now.

Andy, you're up. Let's go.

ANDY: Michael, you're up.

ANDY: Okay, we start.

ANDY: Tuna!

ANDY: What about a cat eating man food?

ANDY: Yeah, Pam! Hit me up!

ANDY: You realize you are taking out.

Andy. Andy. This is a pivotal scene in the ad.

Angela can stay the same, but we'll change Andy to Dwight.

Angela is worse than usual lately, and we have a party to throw,

Angela really had a hold on him. Angela.

Angela, are you hearing words that I'm saying?

Angela, I'd like you to come into my office in 10 minutes.

Angela, I'm sorry

Angela, Oscar and Kevin.

Angela, will you do me the honor

Angela, would you like some of my beet salad?

Angela, you're the chairman of the Party Planning Committee

ANGELA: Bless you.

ANGELA: Hey, D

Angela. Nope. The ashes.

Angry at me for believing you could do something not stupid.

Angry, I come up here and I just smell all my candles!

Animation, all her, by the way. Really?

Another clue! Another clue!

Another good term is fraud.

Another job, and I failed.

Anti depressant? I could put you through to someone on that.

Anti gravity...

Any number of renowned artists.

Any other questions?

Any other theories?

Any problems?

Any questions? Dwight?

Any suggestions? Yes, Andy?

Any time.

Anybody? Show of hands, anybody want to intern at Dunder Mifflin?

Anybody? Show of hands.

Anyway, I have this Sharpie,

Anyway, if I was mean in any way to you, I am sorry.

Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him.

Apparently, my apartment flooded.

Applesauce

Are going to be like, "Damn, Ryan, you got a hot ex girlfriend.

Are not...

Are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get.

Are the number one fastest growing product in the scent aroma market?

Are there three "W's" at the beginning of the address?

Are these guys boring your ears off?

Are you a cocktail waitress?

Are you calling Karen? No, I'm not calling Karen.

Are you enjoying your mineral water?

Are you interested in graphic design?

Are you inviting me to the Finer Things Club?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Pam and Jim are totally hooking up

Are you kidding me? We've been driving around with this in the trunk the whole time?

Are you listening to what he's saying?

Are you mental?

Are you Michael Scott?

Are you nauseous? No.

Are you quitting?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you serious? Yeah.

Are you still on good terms with any of her friends?

Are you sure he wants me?

Are you sure? No

Are you? I don't think you're doing such a great job here,

Aren't we trying to determine

Aren't you the guy that hit the woman with your car?

As a hostage.

As a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.

As a template.

As dead as every dead animal who has ever died.

As God is my witness, I will quit if this is not fixed.

As good a spot as any.

As I ever want to be

As it turns out, one of our biggest clients is a Ping Pong master.

As long as you keep trying to poach our people.

As Nana starts to...

As part of Jan's wrongful termination lawsuit.

As part of my last day, I am training

As sales made by the website, which they should've done in the first place,

As soon as I make this shot.

As you can smell, there's a lot of different odors going on in here.

As you do goofing around with Dwight and hanging out at reception,

Ask Stanley about that. He practically lives there.

Asked me out, I said no,

At a dinner party.

At a very exclusive nightclub.

At least he's an artist.

At the end of East Mountain Road, in the lake.

At the same time, not be working?

At the same time. Yeah.

At these businesses unannounced and we are going to win them back.

At this point... No, no, no, no.

Attagirl. ...so I kept on asking,

Awesome

Awesome! What is he doing here?

Awesome. I am dating a lot of guys.

Babe, can you just, like, really... MICHAEL: What?

Babe, I should have told you, but... I did something bad.

Babe... Exactly.

Babies would be a good idea.

Back off me.

Back then it was an industrial supplier

Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one.

Back to the Future? Oh, wow!

Baguette? ..

Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do over.

BARTENDER: There you go.

Bat birth control?

Be honest. I now find you repulsive.

Because before I lived here, the glass was always covered in smudges.

Because before we started dating, we disclosed our relationship to HR.

Because every day I get a little more desperate,

Because he is the reason we all have to come in tomorrow.

Because he thought he heard the ice cream truck.

Because he's some hotshot.

Because I don't want... I mean, you know how to do it.

Because I have been without food for a good

Because I have Oscar balance my travel receipts.

Because I have the freshest air around, AC.

Because I look at somebody like Jim Halpert,

Because I really didn't mean to go over your head.

Because I want to play ball with my kids before I get too old.

Because I want you to behave as if I'm actually firing him, Oscar, okay?

Because I was committed to our relationship.

Because I will have you know that that was consensual

Because I'm going to miss Toby.

Because I'm starting to suspect

Because ideas spread.

Because if I like her, then I can't back down.

Because it didn't work out for me, and I'm very embarrassed.

Because it had all the photos of my brother's new baby on it.

Because it's illegal. And you will go to jail.

Because not very many people have heard of us.

Because of how much time you've spent talking.

Because of the construction at W.B. Jones, half of us have to park in the satellite lot.

Because of their storytelling ability.

Because our old friend, Karen from Utica,

Because Ryan put me on probation.

Because she had worked really hard for her career,

Because she has this infection under her tail,

Because she stinks

Because she's dead.

Because some people think that you

Because somebody got to a whole new level last night.

Because someone might hear us.

Because that is pretty important, too, at a time like this.

Because the more, the merrier, right?

Because the only way to beat rabies

Because the sun is depleting my resources.

Because there's a party.

Because they are a form of ageism.

Because they definitely ain't going to college.

Because they know you'd never touch 'em because of your condition.

Because they're lame.

Because this batch was awful.

Because this is a group that respects good ideas.

Because this is really good. This is really good.

Because today is the day that Jim and Pam become one.

Because we don't have a lot of time.

Because we're looking up jail time.

Because when push comes to shove,

Because you are never ever throwing a party again.

Because you don't know me very well.

Because you don't know when you're going to meet the right girl

Because you know what? That's what people like.

Because you obviously have your hands tied.

Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.

Because you're trying to get rid of me,

Because you're very important.

Beep, beep, beep.

Beep, beep, beep. Okay.

Before my deposition?

Before she's even in the ground.

Before the race

Before you know it, you've forgotten the whole thing.

Began two years ago and not in February as you previously testified to here?