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Silicon Valley (2014) - Season 4

Silicon Valley (2014) - Season 4

Silicon Valley (2014) - Season 4 is a critically acclaimed television series that takes a satirical look at the tech industry in the heart of California. Created by Mike Judge, John Altschuler, and Dave Krinsky, the show first premiered in 2014 and has since gained a dedicated fan base for its sharp writing and relatable characters.

The cast of Silicon Valley is led by Thomas Middleditch, who portrays the socially awkward yet brilliant programmer Richard Hendricks. Alongside him is the talented ensemble cast, including T.J. Miller as the eccentric entrepreneur Erlich Bachman, Zach Woods as the awkward but endearing Jared Dunn, Kumail Nanjiani as the hilariously dry-witted programmer Dinesh Chugtai, Martin Starr as the introverted genius Gilfoyle, and Josh Brener as the ambitious but easily manipulated Big Head.

Season 4 of Silicon Valley delves deeper into the challenges faced by Richard and his team at Pied Piper, a startup company that has developed a groundbreaking compression algorithm. As they navigate the treacherous waters of Silicon Valley, the characters are constantly faced with problems and conflicts that are both funny and thought-provoking.

The season introduces new storylines, including a lawsuit against Pied Piper that puts the future of the company at stake. As Richard struggles to assert his authority and make tough decisions, his relationships with his friends are tested, leading to hilarious and often disastrous consequences. The show continues to explore the cutthroat nature of the tech industry and the compromises that entrepreneurs often have to make to succeed.

Silicon Valley's sharp writing and talented cast have garnered critical acclaim, earning multiple Emmy nominations and a dedicated fan base. With its clever humor and insightful commentary on the tech industry, the show offers a unique and entertaining perspective on the highs and lows of startup culture.

If you're a fan of Silicon Valley, you can listen to and download the sounds and music from the show on various platforms. From the iconic opening theme composed by VODENIK to the background music that captures the essence of Silicon Valley, these sounds add another layer of immersion to the viewing experience. Whether you want to relive your favorite moments or simply enjoy the show's fantastic soundtrack, playing and downloading these sounds will allow you to fully immerse yourself in the world of Silicon Valley (2014) - Season 4.

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A big fat stack of cash on little Dinesh over here.
A cancerous prolapsed anus of a human being,
A cancerous prolapsed anus of a human being,
A co founder of a bajillion dollar tech company.
A company I built from the ground up.
A company that stole from us.
A company that...
A Corvette takes a certain sort of man to be able to pull off.
A few coders, some ramen, and a dream.
A few. I think we're gonna go with Bream Hall.
A fucking blood boy.
A giant pelican by the name of Fate
A hut?
A hut.
A laser microphone
A last minute add to the vendor list,
A last minute add to the vendor list,
A letter to my 40 year old self,
A little piece of advice regarding American culture,
A palapa, and so what?
A patent for exactly what you were planning to build.
A perfect application for my algorithm.
A personal action plan,
A Pied Piper product soon."
A product recall on that scale?
A question, Monica.
A seed investment of $200,000
A Sizzler buffet for the sexually deranged?
A spiteful and vindictive megalomaniac with unlimited funds
A threesome is always awkward, especially the first one.
A veritable who's who of nobodies.
A while.
A woman that he described to me in private
A.I., The Net, and half of Tron.
About 30,000 of them.
About Gavin Belson in that interview.
About hijacking my fucking plane and resign
About the fact that our differences..
About us all working with Gavin Belson?
About what?
About?
Absolutely not. I would've let you bleed to death in the street.
According to the employee handbook,
Actually a hot dog?
Actually, I think Peter's brain is in a cryo locker in Menlo Park.
Actually, I'm gonna...
Adultery, and lowbrow scatlogical vandalism,
After Erlich's whole SeeFood thing,
After you, milady.
Agreed. And when Hooli launches a new software update to fix the phones,
Ah
Ah, good for you.
Ah! Gavin, there you are.
Ah. Here we go
Ah. You've got a garage inside your garage.
Alas, I could not see this from my hidden vantage point.
All had our code on them.
All of Melcher's data is there.
All right, all of our swag is in the car,
All right, all right. Don't think about that.
All right, buddy.
All right, I'm, uh... I'm gonna leave you guys to it.
All right, I'm... I'm sorry to barge in here,
All right, Jared, I... I think what you're asking is...
All right, thank you, Big Head.
All right! What has two thumbs,
All right? I go through my slides. Click, click, click.
All right? If you see the security coming,
All right.
All right.
All right. Keep an eye on HooliNews,
All right. Let me show you the rest of the place.
All right. My username is "password"
All right. She's going to them.
All right. So, in building this peer to peer Internet,
All right. Uh, After me. Yeah.
All right. Well, thanks for understanding.
All right. Well... enjoy.
All this time we spent building this thing, and now,
All this time we spent building this thing, and now,
All we have to do is dazzle them with a demo on Monday,
All you have to do is admit that you want the job.
All your users will be converted to Hooli Chat users.
All your users will be converted to HooliChat users.
Allow me to keep the palapa
Also, on behalf of Jared,
Also, Winnie spoke to security,
Although what?
Although, I'm a little confused by your notes on some of these people.
Although...
Always blue
Always blue! Always blue!
Always blue! Always blue! Always blue!
Always blue! Always blue! Always blue!
Am I proud of it? No.
An amazing tool for the real time detection
And a 99 percent chance of failure and prison,
And a pool with a yacht in it.
And after all the bullshit we went through, no offense,
And all set up by 9:00 a.m.,
And all the rest of those paleface sons of bitches
And also, these are "Skyrim" cheat codes.
And Bachman would jump on it in a second.
And become some pathetic fucking TaskRabbit, you know?
And being a Satanist just means you're ugly,
And besides, my Internet thing is going great.
And borderline impossible.
And Bryce is a picture of health.
And by the grace of God, I just may have pulled it off.
And clear a static IP address for each server?
And clearly you don't understand the threat level
And congratulations on getting your business back
And each of you say a memory or two
And even if you vet them all,
And every interaction you have?
And everybody else walked out of the room.
And expect every VC in the Valley to get hards on.
And filtering of penile imagery.
And force everyone to download a doctored version of the Hoolicon app.
And fuck Gavin.
And Gavin actually listens to those ideas.
And get them back on the floor.
And give me the 'Vette.
And got us two hundo thou sight unseen.
And he gave up on this. I mean, he must've had a reason.
And he has a real, live blood boy.
And he has a yacht with a pool on it
And he is busy doing the rewarding work
And he just told me that you traded
And he kind of just butted in, so...
And he knew that a peer to peer Internet was possible in the future,
And he said it was an accident, but he had this look in his eyes.
And he seems to feel that you are all working at maximum capacity
And he told me that Peter was very excited about the idea,
And he was the hero of that film.
And he was the one who wanted to be full partners.
And he's funding us. Mm hmm.
And here you are, after one meal, in an intimate relationship.
And his eureka moment when it turned out
And his negotiations with labor were extremely delicate.
And his negotiations with labor were extremely delicate.
And how about Jamiroquai?
And how about this palapa? Are we in the islands or what?
And how about you?
And how into me she is,
And how she hacked into Bowman Avenue dam.
And I am going to go ahead and go to China!
And I am not leaving SeeFood
And I could use the data flowing through the system
And I just think having an asset like Gavin Belson
And I know it wasn't anyone on my team,
And I look forward to a successful promotion
And I saw your face grinning down at me,
And I still pay no rent.
And I stop and look in my reflection.
And I swear, if I hear you wandered down the hallway
And I thought I'd swing by, and we could talk about tech,
And I wanted to know what kind of CEO I'd be dealing with,
And I will fuck you in the tech business forever.
And I will take it and leave, and you will never see me again.
And I wouldn't listen to a word he has to say.
And I'd hate to see you fuck up good tech,
And I'm basically one blood boy away from being Gavin Belson
And I'm here to prove to you that he is wrong.
And I'm sorry that it took me so long to get it through my thick skull.
And I'm the petty one. Okay, well, what about the idea
And if all goes well, it is the beginning of the era
And if this is about you buying PiperChat...
And in case all of you gents have forgotten,
And in that time I violated the rights
And instead, you've spun pubic hair
And it doesn't work now.
And it is very clear to me that our company cannot succeed
And it should be going out at...
And it will make you a very wealthy man.
And it'll just be a case of he said/she said.
And it's amazing now, I know. I'm on it all the time with my grandkids.
And it's good if you get, like, weird angles
And let me know when Jack announces the HooliPhone update.
And lined up enough of them in order to leave Raviga and start a new firm.
And make sure you ask how old they are.
And more room in the crisper
And my app made Raviga a lot of money.
And my password is "password."
And not just like a standard clogged toilet.
And not really talking about our ultimate intentions.
And not talk about our new Internet until we're ready.
And now he's about to lose a fortune.
And now I'm on probation,
And now they're the ones pulling up all the Pineapples.
And now you want to talk to me about Pied fucking Piper?
And once I realized that, it was like, ka pow!
And our boxes log onto the real Wi Fi?
And Periscope does have a dick problem.
And prepare to be amazed!
And push it out over a venue's free Wi Fi...
And racked up fines the size of a small nation's GDP.
And read the sound vibrations.
And real, genuine insight to the whole thing
And replace it in the next three days.
And said that as long as I don't say anything to Laurie,
And secondly, they would've given us legal cover from exactly this.
And sex! There's so much sex!
And since you are a talented VC who deserves a second chance...
And slipped it to Gavin Belson to bring him down
And so then, I guess I have to decide if I want it,
And so, I've had enough.
And so, we do not have the funds
And talking and talking about things,
And that is why I brought you here.
And that SeeFood app you got funded at Raviga popped up.
And that sucks. I... I got to work out constantly.
And that you cannot work any harder.
And that, a resignation letter.
And that's why I had him reach out directly,
And the 17 that blew up around the US
And the answer is...
And the chat data in question?
And the guys from Pied Piper are here to see him?
And the quality won't be high
And the quality won't be high until, um...
And the stealth launch is still clearly the play,
And The Wall Street Journal picked it up as well.
And the workers here have assured me
And then also, you helped me lose that 20 million on Bachmanity
And then do a massive public launch at scale.
And then he kind of just like kept talking for a while.
And then I acted all blown away
And then I realized you'd already publicly admitted to stealing my IP
And then I said, "Is there gonna be homework?"
And then I'd smoked the weed before I got home,
And then I've been here for some mornings,
And then put them in a folder with that food's name on it.
And then Sunday... you know, Sundays are just for me, you guys know that.
And then when we caught fire,
And then you pulled it right out from under us.
And then you told me not to put them back,
And then you're gonna walk into the most densely populated area you can find.
And then, since I was wet anyway,
And there are other expenses
And therefore, my cortisol levels?
And they get visible hard ons, have them move quickly.
And they said they liked my story,
And they share the new software.
And they were like, "It's up to you."
And they were like, "Only if you want it."
And they'd probably turn you in, and you do not want that
And they'll never know the difference.
And they're sending the tactical response team.
And they're so nice. I was asking if it was gonna be pass/fail,
And they've got this real teacher sitting in, watching me.
And this image from the security footage?
And this is the proof.
And this stuff is not good for your blood.
And this thing is incredible.
And this.
And thus, YOU will sc**** the Internet.
And to a full expensed meal on Raviga's tab,
And to you, Ed Chen,
And today, we're four for four.
And track down whoever ratted me out.
And try and get another job in this town.
And walked out with a $4 million acquisition offer
And was saved only by my own cowardice,
And we can draft off of that,
And we can still push the space saving app...
And we can't wait to pitch you the idea
And we intend to make servers obsolete.
And we will be stopping off in Jackson Hole first
And we wouldn't have to do it if pretty boy kept his mouth shut,
And we'll be back online before Fiduciated opens. It's perfect.
And we're at 3700 downloads. We're ahead of schedule.
And we're more mission focused than ever
And we're not prepared for that. No. I think we'd all agree
And well, I... I think better when I walk
And what you get out of it is the chance to walk away
And what? He's taking the advice
And when I fell, not one person stood up for me.
And when we pinged our network on top of all that...
And with all of us working together,
And with your permission, I'd like to sweep
And yeah, I lost my head, but crisis averted,
And yet, I sat here taking business advice from him.
And you know what, Richard Hendricks?
And you seemed so excited about it, I thought you had a new angle.
And you want me to look more ridiculous next time?
And you want to set it all up here?
And you, you're gonna hold this kill switch,
And you're gonna find a brand new toggle labeled "HooliVR."
And you're here at 3:00 a.m. asking me for a favor?
And you're leaning into it.
And you're okay just getting him fired?
And, also, we need his brain.
And, like, get down on your knees and beg
And, most importantly, age.
And, uh, I lost all of Melcher's data,
And, uh, the check will...
And, um, well, I've just been working on
And, um... to be honest...
And, yes, we built great products here. Great products.
And... what exactly are you working on?
And... What?
Announce what?
Another purpose.
Answer for you.
Anton died so we could live.
Any idiot can walk into a fucking room,
Any of that.
Anything at all.
Anyway, how's all this stuff going?
Anyway, I'll show myself out.
Anyway, keys?
Anyway, my stomach was upside down, so I made a beeline to the stall.
Anyway...
Anyways, we founded our own Shazam for food company,
Apparently, he landed a very lucrative deal
Are gonna stream through that building.
Are normally well crafted, almost poetic.
Are these my favorite nail beds I've ever seen?
Are you afraid it's gonna blow up?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you gonna murder Dinesh?
Are you insinuating jealousy?
Are you joking?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Are you playing PeaceFare?
Are you pregnant?
Are you really not familiar with parabiosis?
Are you sure? We don't want to inconvenience you.
Are you telling me Anton is completely cut off from the outside world?
Are you the Gilfoyle from Bovine Dawn?
Are you...
Are... are you gonna be comfortable with casual racism?
Aren't Anton's racks full of backup batteries?
As "few" often refers to three.
As a "pig faced fuck nose,"
As a skinny little fuck factory.
As I was saying...
As long as he's the one taking the fall for these underage users.
As part of a covert penetration test of our Wi Fi security?
As retribution for his wrongdoings.
As substandard and crappy as HooliChat and make it...
As the guy who fucked this up, okay?
As we forge our new path together,
At a baby shower?
At a Hooli factory in China,
At an office window from a mile away
At Gavin Belson's house.
At least.
At TechCrunch
At the CS undergrad mixer on Friday.
At the gate about Samsung Galaxy Note 7 being banned.
At the very same health food store you go to,
At this rate, I'll be dead by the age of 120.
Aw, come on! Hey, the whole business is biased!
Awesome! I'm going to go call Periscope, tell them I quit.
Babbling about technical issues that he can't solve.
Back away from the glass, please.
Back in a flash
Back up, back up. Thank you.
Bad.
Ballsy.
Barbara Streisand, Barbara Bush, Jr....
Be back for supper, that is, of course,
Be Honest Abe again.
Beans, beans, magical fruit.
Bear in mind, this group is representative
Because apparently everything I say or type
Because he sucks.
Because I'd basically just convinced Gavin
Because it seems like the longer you wait,
Because of my gross incompetence
Because of sex... that I gave to her.
Because sometimes, you just gotta be at product level
Because they all respect me too much.
Because we spent all the money on upscaling.
Because we've been hacked.
Because when he uses the products he buys
Because you wouldn't hack the app server.
Because you're too big of a pussy to break up with her?
Because, if you haven't noticed,
Becca Th
Become a lake?
Before he finalized any acquisition,
Before she died in a horrible way
Before that teacher guy gets me in trouble.
Before you just say no to it?
Behind Spilker in 10 minutes. I'll explain there.
Belongs to Gavin fucking Belson?
Besides, he was being a fucking asshole.
Besides, rolling out at scale is a completely different model
Best day ever. No more dick pics!
Big Head, come on. It's just for a bit.
Big Head, um...
Big Head. Hey, I need you to meet me at the loading dock
Big... Head.
Bingo.
Bingo. We've got hostiles.
Both to invest in this and make you lead.
Boys, boys. Let's speak in English. It's the law.
Breaking news.
Bringing me into the Hooli sandbox, letting me play here...
Broccolini for the ladies? Broccoli.
Bryce, I wanted to swing by and apologize
Bryce?
But as a systems engineer, she's not all bad
But be careful, don't get caught,
But before you go ahead and get a little brown boner in your pants,
But didn't he sign an NDA with you? I mean, can't you sue him?
But Dinesh can't sell Gavin the company.
But do you think I...
But enough about the previous leadership,
But feel totally comfortable having crossed
But he did say the word "Oculus" a whole bunch.
But he did say the word, "oculus," a whole bunch.
But he just kept excusing immoral behavior just like this,
But he was also basing that on,
But he'd never do it.
But he's just a monotone piece of shit.
But here's the thing, they don't close until Monday.
But honestly, this couldn't get any better.
But Hooli makes you download
But I can assure you that this young woman is...
But I can assure you, there's a very simple explanation for that.
But I can pretty much talk that broad into anything.
But I don't mind dropping you off first,
But I don't wanna be just guys in a house, Richard.
But I guess it's really none of our business.
But I happened to have a very enlightening conversation
But I have Bubba Kush,
But I have just flown from America,
But I have more important things to do.
But I have some concrete news.
But I like to think we built an even greater connection.
But I think I found a way to get online.
But I was beginning to question your loyalty.
But I will not do anything illegal
But I worked with that Brett Saxby fellow at Hooli.
But I'm I've left the house during the day.
But I'm not nuts.
But I'm sure you've thought through the consequences.
But I've been gone during the day.
But in a way, they've stayed exactly the same.
But in an office environment, he can be both tardy and fresh.
But in the days to come, what I will be thinking of most is all of you,
But instead of shit, I threw up... into my pants.
But it has to be a carefully choreographed dance.
But it turns out I was fucking right.
But it turns out, I didn't have a solve.
But it was too late. I had already drank the whole pot of coffee
But it worked.
But it's all contingent on a working demo,
But it's probably nothing compared to the thousands upon thousands
But it's S E E Food, get it?
But just to be clear, you're not gonna stab anyone, are you?
But let's just say...
But not now, when you're older.
But now we can show Gavin that we fleshed out both options.
But now you're, what, shrugging off
But now, when I'm actually doing
But now... now it feels sort of weird and...
But really more incompletes than anything.
But thanks for making that official.
But the answer is no.
But the bastard kept grinding in my face how much he loved PiperChat.
But the idea is real.
But the truth is,
But then I didn't end up doing it, all right?
But then I pulled down my pants, sat down...
But then, I thought, "You know what? I could... I could use a walk."
But there was some resentment
But this is your work...
But this, the spirit of innovation...
But to people like you, I'm just a beautiful bag of blood.
But wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
But we all agreed we didn't like the way
But we assumed that it was camera based.
But we can't stay online! We're just racking up more fines!
But we don't see any completed assignments.
But we gotta be close, right? Like, how many more phones do we need?
But we need his patent, and his funding,
But you have to eat something or you'll...
But you know what? I got some pretty good fucking ideas,
But you said, "Fuck off, Mom."
But you trusted me with your big secret.
But you...
But you... your eyes are super red right now.
But young Jinathin was kind enough
But, gents, it's as I was saying:
But, I mean, look, your shares are gonna be worth a whole lot more
But, Jesus Christ, what the fuck, Richard?
But, look, I just came there for the patent,
But, Richard, what about the next Brett Saxby?
But, uh... I thought I had this solve
But, um, boyfriend, uh oh.
But..
But...
But... but you and I cannot and will not discuss business.
Butch Cassidy and his head of business development.
By 90 pounds of asshole.
By exploiting underage users,
By forgoing Western gadgetry,
By how they treat the little people, Richard.
By people who look like you.
By the smoldering husk of my palapa,
By working for fucking Galvin Belson
Bye. Thanks.
Camera, refrigerators, TVs, baby monitors,
Can I come in?
Can I come work for you at Gavin's? Please, please, please.
Can I get you some coffee?
Can I go to the bathroom?
Can I just... can I try something?
Can I... Can I just...
Can significantly retard the aging process.
Can this thing go any faster?
Can you believe that? Just my luck! I'm home free!
Can you do me a favor?
Can you imagine?
Can you please keep your little ideas to yourself?
Can you say it so I know I'm not hallucinating?
Can't say that I am.
Can't wait for it. For, uh...
Captured in the rain.
Car and hut for ten percent?
Carl. Now, Carl...
Carries a penalty of $16,000.
Carry on. Always blue.
Cash is always appreciated. Hmm.
Cell phone?
Cheer up, Richard.
Chocolate Thunder, Barbara Bush,
Coleman Blair and Associates just offered us
Come again?
Come in, Richard.
Come on, Bryce is the fraud.
Come on, buddy, I need you.
Come on, get up.
Come on, guys, we don't have time for this.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come this way, gentlemen. Here.
Company, of which I am a part.
Consider it a little parting gift.
Consider that my two weeks' notice.
Continue.
Convince them that she's shirking
Correct.
Cost us millions of dollars.
Could Dinesh really sell the company, knowing it's basically
Could do to his cortisol levels?
Could get in a room with Gavin Belson, is by being a blood boy!
Could you acquire Skype or FaceTime and check them as well?
Crazy? No. Opposite.
Cut the shit. Where's the work?
Damn it.
Dan. Danny, Dan Dan.
Definitively.
Depends on the movie.
Dick...
Did any of you guys tell her about this?
Did anyone else feel nervous?
Did anyone see someone touch this laptop?
Did Dick say who else he was meeting with?
Did I make you angry?
Did I say yes?
Did you actually, like, literally lick his boots,
Did you fall in the pool?
Did you have a thought?
Did you say that, Richard?
Did you send him an inventory, so that he could request
Didn't say I'd do it.
Dinesh (quietly): That made me nervous, sneaking all that shit in.
Dinesh, I specifically reminded you
Dinesh, I think you accidentally disabled my access keys
Dinesh, stay out of this, please.
Dinesh, you need to move, now. Look, he pulled the deal.
Dinesh, you need to move. I mean, come on.
Dinesh?
Disgraced, friendless, and engorged with the blood of a youthful charlatan.
Do drop in. Gavin Belson."
Do I regret it?
Do pizza. Yes, do pizza.
Do you actually fuck your dumb machine?
Do you guys need me to go somewhere else?
Do you have any idea what that kind of stress
Do you know how badly Ed Chen just fucked me with Laurie?
Do you know that Gavin made me go full veg?
Do you know this is the actual laptop I used to code the app.
Do you know what you're asking?
Do you recognize this?
Do you speak Mandarin? Anybody? No?
Do you think I could get your Stanford login
Do you think I have too much product in my hair?
Do you want to go with him?
Does Richard even have a pen?
Don't ask me. I'm hardly in a position to judge.
Don't be shy.
Don't let me stop you.
Don't look at me. This is all Ed Chen's doing.
Don't tell Dinesh, and don't tell any of the other guys, okay?
Don't touch the fucking lights. One surge and we're dead.
Don't wait up.
Don't you mean "on"?
Don't you need a visa to go to China?
Don't you think you want to lean into that?
Done? No.
Down a flight of stairs after a presentation,
During my brief and utterly disgraceful tenure as PiperChat CEO,
Each use.
Each violation of COPPA...
Easy. I'll just pull up his phone records.
Ed Chen bailed and dumped the whole thing on me.
Ed Chen didn't throw this party to impress Laurie.
Ed Chen didn't throw this party to impress Laurie.
Ed Chen has been making moves behind your back
Ed Chen threw this whole thing just to suck up to Laurie.
Eight different ways to make a Chinese recipe, octopus.
Eight recipes for octopus?
Eight recipes for octopus.
Either we have enough or we don't.
Enlightenment...
Erase that dick picture.
Erlich was right. You are a white witch.
Erlich, get the bags.
Erlich, is the refrigerator running?
Erlich, seeing you Thursday, right?
Erlich, you're with me.
Erlich: Motherfuck! Huzzah!
Erlich: Yes! Oh! Monica: It works.
Erlich! Seeing you Thursday, right? Jian Yang's pitch?
Erlich.
Escort you off the property...
Essentially, in exchange for your patent,
Even better. I'll pull up the chat data.
Even if he could get away with it,
Even if we get our code into that app and onto all those phones,
Even me?
Even though your disclosure just now
Ever?
Ever.
Every day this week, I have been...
Every last affected HooliPhone out of circulation
Every sound is $16,000.
Every time we've gotten a whiff of success,
Everybody fucking hates me,
Everyone hates him on the message boards.
Everything before that is just foreplay.
Everything that we've worked for...
Exactly. But this, I mean, this is...
Exactly. I mean, Gilfoyle's insults
Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment?
Excuse me?
Excuse me. Just FYI, Gladys turned us down.
Excuse me. What's your policy on anonymous tips?
Exposed them to sexual predators,
Fair enough, Richard.
Fair enough. There are plenty of good alternatives on this list.
Fifty one thousand estimated underage users
Find people to replace you guys.
Fine, but just this once.
Fine. I messed with Joel's screensaver, and then he told security,
Five percent, actually.
Flip and pour.
For $21 billion?
For a 10 percent stake in your current venture,
For a minute.
For a year..
For an application that is just...
For an extended period of time.
For fair wages and for humane conditions.
For food just like this.
For free for six months.
For free.
For how long?
For Jian Yang's bullshit Shazam for food app.
For Jian Yang's pitch. His new idea sounds super exciting.
For PoopFare?
For the chance to work without you.
For the greater good?
For the Shazam of food
For the video chat data repository.
For this computational trust issue I've been working on,
For yelling at you when you offered
For your peer to peer computer communication patent.
For, like, the weekend or...?
Forbid me to touch a computer or go online, so.
Forbid me to touch a computer or go online, so.
Forced adoption through aggressive guerrilla marketing.
Forever.
Formerly. The recruiter sent him over.
Four days ago, I spent $2 billion
Four hours early.
Frank Gehry has really outdone himself.
Freeing up 20 percent more storage.
Friday afternoon, Ed Chen convinced me
From Hooli?
From my very good friend, Keenan Feldspar!
From October of this year,
Fuck him, right?
Fuck him. We had a deal.
Fuck it!
Fuck it. I'm just gonna punch him.
Fuck this. I'm gonna Uber home
Fuck yeah. We just snubbed the fuck out of Keenan Feldspar.
Fuck you, Gilfoyle.
Fuck you, God!
Fuck you, Jack Barker!
Fuck you. One year.
Fuck, do you think he saw us?
Fuck!
Fuck! Fine. Fine.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. What are we gonna do?
Fuck. Wi Fi Pineapples. It's so obvious.
Fucking bearded baby.
Fucking Bezos.
Fucking blood boy
Fucking Gilfoyle. Right?
Fucking kill me and send me to the horrors of heaven.
Fucking look at him, pictures everywhere.
Fucking prick.
Full disclosure... I knew all about this.
Furthermore...
FYI, Becca Thorton is
FYI, Monica,
Game over, blood boy.
Gavin Belson had to move heaven and earth to get our China plants
Gavin Belson had to move heaven and earth to get our China plants
Gavin Belson started out with lofty goals too,
Gavin Belson wants to acquire PiperChat.
Gavin fucking Belson is not here 'cause I fired his ass!
Gavin is our partner. We need him engaged. I made the call.
Gavin, all all... all due respect.
Gavin, I need to talk to you about this Piper Chat acquisition.
Gavin, uh...
Gavin, you told me to interrupt
Gavin.
Gavin. I'm sorry to drop in on you,
Gavin's been fired?
Geary Street Organics is not a health food store?
Geary Street Organics isn't a food store, is it?
Geez, I kind of zoned out.
Gelong la, there is a loud man here to see you.

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