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A little yeah #silicon valley #yes #a little #agree #irrelevant
All your life you've been an ugly chick #silicon valley #all your life #ugly chick #guys #coming around
Alone
Alright I'll bite #silicon valley #ill bite
Am I right? #silicon valley #right #am i right
And you are too legit too quit #too legit #2 legit #silicon valley #gilfoyle
Angry #kick door #pissed off #throw shoe #livid with anger #blood is boiling #angry #mad #upset #richard hendriks #thomas middleditch #silicon valley
Anton is really starting to sweat #anton #servers #ops #startup #silicon valley #gilfoyle
Apple Maps Bad
Are you a farter? #farter #insult #putdown #smelly #stinky
Are you fucking kidding me dude
At least we can all agree #silicon valley #agreed #right #poptart
AVIATO
Aviato #aviato #silicon valley #big head #hbo #startup #tech joke
Awkward greetings #richard hendricks #hello #hug #silicon valley
Bachman vs Jing Yang (Silicon Valley Compilation)
Back to normal #silicon valley #back to normal #normal #buttom #cellphone
Balls deep in your inbox #silicon valley #balls deep #inbox #friends #snoopy #sneak
Bestfriend
Billionaires are people too #billonaires #people #******* #minority #quote
Blacksite
But I had nothing to do with it #silicon valley #but i had nothing to do with it #i had no part of it #it wasnt me #it was not me #i was not part of it #jared dunn #zach woods #erlich bachman #hbo
Cancer fucking sucks #cancer sucks #fuck cancer #silicon valley
Check you out! #silicon valley #check you out #bro #bromance #friends
Codebase blame #bad code #inefficient #shit codebase #server load #gilfoyle
Deliver the information with warmth and compassion #silicon valley #warmth #bad news #information #deliver
DICK..
Do not call a man a fool #silicon valley #fool #home #man #manplaining
Do you need the real me for this conversation? #ai #gilfoyle #dinesh #bot #hbo #piedpiper
Do you speak Mandarin? #erlich bachman #jin yang #venture capitalist
Don't pander to me #veep #pander #dont pander #back off #defensive
Don't tell me this is Zune bad #silicon valley #zune #bad #terrible #horrible #how bad #not bad
Doors
Doors that open like this #silicon valley #lambo doors #russ hanneman #venture capitalist
Drumroll #silicon valley #drumroll #jared dunn #zach woods #richard henriks #thomas middleditch #hbo
Dude that was badass #silicon valley #badass #compliment #dude #bromance
Dude you are fucked up right now
Dumbing down machines that are superior #silicon valley #superior #machines #technology #quote #humans
Erlich Bachman, this is you as an old man #silicon valley #jian yang #erlich bachman #tj miller #jimmy yang #old #future #sad #lonely #alone #prank call
Erlich Bachman, this is your mom, you are not my baby #erlich bachman #silicon valley #jian yang #tj miller #jimmy yang #mom #baby #not mine #disown #prank call
Erlich: Nice, using that dick
Feels good to laugh #silicon valley #laugh #haha #lol #giggles
Fish
Fuck off, we're working #silicon valley #work #career #job #working #busy #bothered
Fuck you #fuck you #silicon valley #insult #angry #mean
Fucking billionares #silicon valley #billionares #money #rich people
Garbage
Getting some SWAG #swag #silicon valley #style
Go for Chambers #hello #hi #hey #chambers
God Damn AWS charges! F*cking Bezos.
Goddamn mother fucker
Guys? #silicon valley #guys #hey guys #sup guys #richard hendriks #thomas middeditch #hbo
Haaa #silicon valley #ha #funny #laugh #subtle laugh #haha #lol
Have a nice night, thank you #rejection #reject #no thank you #nope #dismiss #silicon valley
Haven't tried it probably won't #havent tried it #probably wont #decline #dismiss #silicon valley
He asked me if he could pitch me..
He's the least cool guy #silicon valley #least cool #lame #insult
He's the most positive person #silicon valley #quote #hitler
Hella lame #quote #silicon valley #hella lame
Hello, my cold friend
Hey what's up, Al Qaeda? #silicon valley #al qaeda #whats up #hey #racist
Hotdog. Not hotdog.
How are they doing this? #silicon valley #how #explain #how are they doing this
How would you like to die today, motherfucker? #jared #silicon valley #hbo #die #motherfucker #threat #insult #kill you
Huge amount to gain #quote #silicon valley #huge amount #gain #win
I can try to make it work #silicon valley #make it work #yes #fit #inconvenience
I do have a slight preference for tabs #tabs #silicon valley #code #developer #precision #because im right #anal
I don't know how to respond #silicon valley #silent #speechless #awkward #response
I don't want to count our chickens before they hatch but #silicon valley #working #winning #got it
I eat the fish (Jian Yang) #i eat the fish #silicon valley #jian yang #i eat da fish
I hope I don't end up fired over this #silicon valley #fired #career #job #oops #mistake
I hope you took some time to celebrate #silicon valley #celebrate #congrats #honor
I know you look at me #all figured out #silicon valley #put together
I mean she's attractive #silicon valley #attractive #flirt #tinder #dating #compliment #women
I see you still take your snack at 3:17 #afternoon snack #snack break #hungry
I see you're fluent in Japanese #silicon valley #i see youre fluent in japanese #you can speak japanese #skilled in japanese #jared dunn #zach woods #hbo #multilingual
I terrify you, as I should #silicon valley #scary #terrify #threat
I think we look rad #silicon valley #i think we look rad #we look fly #looking rad #suave #dinesh #gilfoyle #hbo
I wanna talk business #vc #investing #fallen angels
I want to know what kind of childhood this guy had #silicon valley #childhood #insult #dark #mean #fucked up
I was right #silicon valley #i was right #right #wrong #good #righteous
I'd have sex with that #silicon valley #sex #dating #flirting #tinder #hot #sexy
I'll do all the talking #silicon valley #ill do all the talking #let me speak #let me do the talking #erlich bachman #tj miller #hbo
I'll kill them #silicon valley #kill them #threat #fighting #angry
I'm a very rich
I'm busting your balls #silicon valley #busting your balls #kidding #joking #balls
I'm busting your balls #silicon valley #jared dunn #zach woods #teasing #busting balls #hazing #just kidding
I'm Erlich Bachman #erlich bachman #silcon valley #who the fuck are you #who are you #quote
I'm guessing there's a story here #silicon valley #story #comment #im guessing #worry #wonder #what
I'm not crazy #silicon valley #im not crazy #im not loco #not messed in the head #richard hendriks #thomas middleditch #hbo
I'm quitting #im quitting #i quit #quit my job #leaving my job #i give up #hbo #richard hendricks #erlich bachman #big head #dinesh #gilfoyle #thomas middleditch
I'm Richard
I'm sleep challenged #silicon valley #sleep deprived #tired #college
I've been known to fuck myself #silicon valley #fuck myself #known #quote #funny
I've forgotten to take a shit #silicon valley #take a shit #poop #excuse me
I've got it under control #under control #we are good #were good #i got this #fixed #its okay #fine #stress #silicon valley
If you don't fund us, you're a fucking slut #silicon valley #funding #investing #slut #insult #investors #richard hendricks #thomas middleditch #vcs #venture capital #raising capital #investor pitch
If you keep screaming #human #respect #scream #belittle #fight #hear me #defense #survival
If you keep screaming your name #silicon valley #human #respect #belittle #scream #attention
Imrich
Incredible Codebase #codebase #programmer #developer #arrogant #my code #silcon valley
Intro #title sequence #intro #silicon valley
Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Someone tell me how to feel #good or bad #not sure how to feel #indifferent #unsure #good thing #bad thing
Is this new internet the man of your dreams #silicon valley #internet #fuck #quote
Isn't it obvious..
It means a baby's erection #silicon valley #insult #meaning #definition #bro #it means
It translates to one who beheads the Messiah #traslation #bro #insult #traslate #silicon valley #bromance #meaning #define #latvia #messiah
It wasn't for me #not for me #refuse #decline #deny #no
It's a very private and personal matter #silicon valley #personal #private #privacy
It's Apple Map's bad #silicon valley #apple maps #bad #terrible #how bad #horrible #dislike
It's like watching a child take it's first steps #silicon valley #first steps #child #walk #happy #congrats #its like
It's like when someone says #its like #comparison #stealing #use
It's sexist but.
It's totally lost on me #lost on me #silicon valley #appreciate #apathy #dont care
Jerking at an angle #silicon valley #jerking off #angle #guys #funny #quote
Kiss
Kiss My Piss #silicon valley #kiss my piss #hbo #insult #piss #kiss my #diss #owned
Let's fuck this thing right in the pussy
Let's not jump to conclusions #silicon valley #conclusions #jump #assume
Let's pivot
Let's put our phones down #silicon valley #phone #texting #put it down #fighting #fight
Maybe start after lunch?
Maybe we can take a day and soak it in hawk urine #silicon valley #take a day #break #fix #hawk #urine
Mf
Monahan: Swallow your pride, or you will be eating something worse than shit #silicon valley #pete monahan #matt mccoy #eating #shit #pride #ego #warning #life advice #stay humble
Monahan's describes his loss of control #silicon valley #pete monahan #matt mccoy #attorney #willpower #control #alcoholism #drug abuse #naked #high #charges
Monahan's drug charges #silicon valley #pete monahan #matt mccoy #possession #cocaine #drugs #admission #admit
More dick in here than #silicon valley #more dick #dick #pussy #funny #quote #crowded
Mother fuck! #mother fuck #silicon valley #erlich bachman #tj miller
Motherfuck!
My nickname as a kid was ****stani Denzel #****stani #denzel #****stani denzel
Nail Biting Advice
Nice, using that dick #silicon valley #using dick #dick #sex #dating
No sleep, the edges of things are getting dancey #silicon valley #jared dunn #zach woods #no sleep #insomnia #dancey #blurry #vision #sleep deprived #sleep deprivation
No, let me finish #not done #never gonna get it out #dont interupt #i have to say this #something important #listen #need to tell you
No, that's silly #silicon valley #no #silly
Norent
Not now Jing Yang
Nothing.
Oil
OOOoOOOooooh no #silicon valley #oh no #disappointed #sarcasm
Paytoo
Pied Piper
Pizza defense #pizza #scare #defense #silicon valley #erlich bachman #jian yang #guard food #territorial #mooch
Please be as specific as possible #specific #be specific #tell me #silicon valley
Please please please please #pretty please #begging #beg #dinesh #need your help
Popped a rod so fast #boner #nutted #silicon valley #russ hanneman #popped a rod #blow load
Remember to be an asshole #silicon valley #asshole #remember
Richard Hendricks meets his lawyer #handshake #great to meet you #richard hendricks #lawyer #nice to meet you
Richard we need to talk #silicon valley #richard we need to talk #we need to talk #have to talk to you #have something to say #erlich bachman #richard hendriks #tj miller #thomas middleditch #big head
Richard what're you doing? #silicon valley #richard whatre you doing #what are you doing #why are you doing that #richard hendriks #jared dunn #thomas middleditch #zach woods #hbo
Richard you are a bad guy #silicon valley #richard you are a bad guy #youre a bad guy #bad person #mean person #richard hendriks #matt ross #thomas middleditch #hbo #bad guy
Richard, you are ugly
Room
RSVP'd pesca pescatarian
She's a founder hounder #founder hounder #silicon valley #dating #gold digger
She's magnificent #silicon valley #compliment #girls #dating #tinder #relationship
Snack dick
Something called mansplaining #silicon valley #something called mansplaining #mansplaining #erlich bachman #tj miller #monica #amanda crew #hbo
Something sexy about a woman that can code #coding #code #sexy #compliment #dating #silicon valley
Sorry if I scared you. I know I have somewhat ghost-like features. My uncle used to say you look like someone starved a virgin to death
Special occasion
Stallions #coders #developers #stallions #startups
Starved a virgin to death #silicon valley #starved #virgin #insult
Stay Calm #stay calm #exploding phones #glitch #crash #silicon valley #botched demo #hooli #fire
Suck It, Jin Yang #silicon valley #mime #smart refrigerator #jian yang
Suckit
SWAG #swag #russ hanneman
That might be the last time #alive #silicon valley #last time #good luck #luck #goodbye #bye #wishful
That was a bad decision #silicon valley #bad decision #wrong
That was amazing #silicon valley #that was amazing #clear #amazing #awesome
That's a kind invitation but I have too much to do
That's the frothiest space in the Valley #hot tech #hype #nobody understands #bad investment #silicon valley #ces 2018
The fuck you will be #silicon valley #will be #threat #the fuck
The future is female #silicon valley #female #future #women #feminist
The money is gone #game over #silicon valley #money #spent #broke #jian yang #venture capital #funding
There are very few things I will defend with true passion #crypto currency #medical marijuana
There's no possible way we can pay that #student #college #broke #poor #money #cheap #silicon valley #paying
These are not the door's of a billionaire #silicon valley #billionaire #money #car #not rich #angry #doors go like this #russ hannemann
These are not the doors of a billionaire
This guy fucks! #silicon valley #this guy #he fucks
This guy fucks. Am I right?
This is already the best job I've ever had #silicon valley #best job #job #career #happy
This is displeasing #displeasing #peter gregory #silicon valley #upset #not happy
This is my own brand. Tres Comas
This is Piped Piper
This is your mom
This product is stupid #silicon valley #stupid #product #product hunt #cnet #review #shark tank #infomercial #focus group
Thisguy
Those belong to an underage kid
Those guys are clowns
Two assholes #silicon valley #two assholes #asshole #bag #shit
Two shitty fucking commas
VCs will hurl bricks of cash at him #vc #investing #vaporware #venture capital
Very interested, somewhat interested #silicon valley #interested #dating #tinder #hinge #bumble
Very interested. Not interested
VR is rad now #silicon valley #vr is rad now #virtual reality is awesome #virtual reality #gilfoyle #dinesh #richard hendriks #hbo #it worked
Wait what? #silicon valley #wait what #say what #what did you say #gilfoyle #richard hendricks #martin starr #thomas middleditch #hbo
We appear to have a technical problem #exploding phone #glitch #crash #technology #silicon valley #broken #haywire #galaxy note #server outage #ces 2018
We are essentially a criminal operation #silicon valley #we are essentially a criminal operation #large scale fraud #bad organization #jared dunn #zach woods #hbo #criminal #fraud
We are not shutting down #silicon valley #we are not shutting down #we are so close #not giving up #were almost to the finish #not quitting #erlich bachman #tj miller #hbo #keep going
We did? #silicon valley #we did #when did we #when was this decided #jared dunn #zach woods #hbo
We go all Ocean's Eleven on his ass #silicon valley #oceans eleven #julia roberts #insult #threat
We just need a new idea, something people want
We're about to max out the amperage #servers #ops #crank it up #more power #gilfoyle
We're going to win #silicon valley #winning #completition #winner #loser #win
What in God's name is that #what is that #question #surprise
What tension? #silicon valley #tension #pressure #what tension #awkward
What the good fuck? #silicon valley #what the good fuck #what the fuck