Silicon Valley Soundboard Edit

A little yeah #silicon valley #yes #a little #agree #irrelevant

All your life you've been an ugly chick #silicon valley #all your life #ugly chick #guys #coming around

Alone

Alright I'll bite #silicon valley #ill bite

Am I right? #silicon valley #right #am i right

And you are too legit too quit #too legit #2 legit #silicon valley #gilfoyle

Angry #kick door #pissed off #throw shoe #livid with anger #blood is boiling #angry #mad #upset #richard hendriks #thomas middleditch #silicon valley

Anton is really starting to sweat #anton #servers #ops #startup #silicon valley #gilfoyle

Apple Maps Bad

Are you a farter? #farter #insult #putdown #smelly #stinky

Are you fucking kidding me dude

At least we can all agree #silicon valley #agreed #right #poptart

AVIATO

Aviato #aviato #silicon valley #big head #hbo #startup #tech joke

Awkward greetings #richard hendricks #hello #hug #silicon valley

Bachman vs Jing Yang (Silicon Valley Compilation)

Back to normal #silicon valley #back to normal #normal #buttom #cellphone

Balls deep in your inbox #silicon valley #balls deep #inbox #friends #snoopy #sneak

Bestfriend

Billionaires are people too #billonaires #people #******* #minority #quote

Blacksite

But I had nothing to do with it #silicon valley #but i had nothing to do with it #i had no part of it #it wasnt me #it was not me #i was not part of it #jared dunn #zach woods #erlich bachman #hbo

Cancer fucking sucks #cancer sucks #fuck cancer #silicon valley

Check you out! #silicon valley #check you out #bro #bromance #friends

Codebase blame #bad code #inefficient #shit codebase #server load #gilfoyle

Deliver the information with warmth and compassion #silicon valley #warmth #bad news #information #deliver

DICK..

Do not call a man a fool #silicon valley #fool #home #man #manplaining

Do you need the real me for this conversation? #ai #gilfoyle #dinesh #bot #hbo #piedpiper

Do you speak Mandarin? #erlich bachman #jin yang #venture capitalist

Don't pander to me #veep #pander #dont pander #back off #defensive

Don't tell me this is Zune bad #silicon valley #zune #bad #terrible #horrible #how bad #not bad

Doors

Doors that open like this #silicon valley #lambo doors #russ hanneman #venture capitalist

Drumroll #silicon valley #drumroll #jared dunn #zach woods #richard henriks #thomas middleditch #hbo

Dude that was badass #silicon valley #badass #compliment #dude #bromance

Dude you are fucked up right now

Dumbing down machines that are superior #silicon valley #superior #machines #technology #quote #humans

Erlich Bachman, this is you as an old man #silicon valley #jian yang #erlich bachman #tj miller #jimmy yang #old #future #sad #lonely #alone #prank call

Erlich Bachman, this is your mom, you are not my baby #erlich bachman #silicon valley #jian yang #tj miller #jimmy yang #mom #baby #not mine #disown #prank call

Erlich: Nice, using that dick

Feels good to laugh #silicon valley #laugh #haha #lol #giggles

Fish

Fuck off, we're working #silicon valley #work #career #job #working #busy #bothered

Fuck you #fuck you #silicon valley #insult #angry #mean

Fucking billionares #silicon valley #billionares #money #rich people

Garbage

Getting some SWAG #swag #silicon valley #style

Go for Chambers #hello #hi #hey #chambers

God Damn AWS charges! F*cking Bezos.

Goddamn mother fucker

Guys? #silicon valley #guys #hey guys #sup guys #richard hendriks #thomas middeditch #hbo

Haaa #silicon valley #ha #funny #laugh #subtle laugh #haha #lol

Have a nice night, thank you #rejection #reject #no thank you #nope #dismiss #silicon valley

Haven't tried it probably won't #havent tried it #probably wont #decline #dismiss #silicon valley

He asked me if he could pitch me..

He's the least cool guy #silicon valley #least cool #lame #insult

He's the most positive person #silicon valley #quote #hitler

Hella lame #quote #silicon valley #hella lame

Hello, my cold friend

Hey what's up, Al Qaeda? #silicon valley #al qaeda #whats up #hey #racist

Hotdog. Not hotdog.

How are they doing this? #silicon valley #how #explain #how are they doing this

How would you like to die today, motherfucker? #jared #silicon valley #hbo #die #motherfucker #threat #insult #kill you

Huge amount to gain #quote #silicon valley #huge amount #gain #win

I can try to make it work #silicon valley #make it work #yes #fit #inconvenience

I do have a slight preference for tabs #tabs #silicon valley #code #developer #precision #because I'm right #anal

I don't know how to respond #silicon valley #silent #speechless #awkward #response

I don't want to count our chickens before they hatch but #silicon valley #working #winning #got it

I eat the fish (Jian Yang) #i eat the fish #silicon valley #jian yang #i eat da fish

I hope I don't end up fired over this #silicon valley #fired #career #job #oops #mistake

I hope you took some time to celebrate #silicon valley #celebrate #congrats #honor

I know you look at me #all figured out #silicon valley #put together

I mean she's attractive #silicon valley #attractive #flirt #tinder #dating #compliment #women

I see you still take your snack at 3:17 #afternoon snack #snack break #hungry

I see you're fluent in Japanese #silicon valley #i see youre fluent in japanese #you can speak japanese #skilled in japanese #jared dunn #zach woods #hbo #multilingual

I terrify you, as I should #silicon valley #scary #terrify #threat

I think we look rad #silicon valley #i think we look rad #we look fly #looking rad #suave #dinesh #gilfoyle #hbo

I wanna talk business #vc #investing #fallen angels

I want to know what kind of childhood this guy had #silicon valley #childhood #insult #dark #mean #fucked up

I was right #silicon valley #i was right #right #wrong #good #righteous

I'd have sex with that #silicon valley #sex #dating #flirting #tinder #hot #sexy

I'll do all the talking #silicon valley #ill do all the talking #let me speak #let me do the talking #erlich bachman #tj miller #hbo

I'll kill them #silicon valley #kill them #threat #fighting #angry

I'm a very rich

I'm busting your balls #silicon valley #busting your balls #kidding #joking #balls

I'm busting your balls #silicon valley #jared dunn #zach woods #teasing #busting balls #hazing #just kidding

I'm Erlich Bachman #erlich bachman #silcon valley #who the fuck are you #who are you #quote

I'm guessing there's a story here #silicon valley #story #comment #im guessing #worry #wonder #what

I'm not crazy #silicon valley #im not crazy #im not loco #not messed in the head #richard hendriks #thomas middleditch #hbo

I'm quitting #im quitting #i quit #quit my job #leaving my job #i give up #hbo #richard hendricks #erlich bachman #big head #dinesh #gilfoyle #thomas middleditch

I'm Richard

I'm sleep challenged #silicon valley #sleep deprived #tired #college

I've been known to fuck myself #silicon valley #fuck myself #known #quote #funny

I've forgotten to take a shit #silicon valley #take a shit #poop #excuse me

I've got it under control #under control #we are good #were good #i got this #fixed #its okay #fine #stress #silicon valley

If you don't fund us, you're a fucking slut #silicon valley #funding #investing #slut #insult #investors #richard hendricks #thomas middleditch #vcs #venture capital #raising capital #investor pitch

If you keep screaming #human #respect #scream #belittle #fight #hear me #defense #survival

If you keep screaming your name #silicon valley #human #respect #belittle #scream #attention

Imrich

Incredible Codebase #codebase #programmer #developer #arrogant #my code #silcon valley

Intro #title sequence #intro #silicon valley

Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Someone tell me how to feel #good or bad #not sure how to feel #indifferent #unsure #good thing #bad thing

Is this new internet the man of your dreams #silicon valley #internet #fuck #quote

Isn't it obvious..

It means a baby's erection #silicon valley #insult #meaning #definition #bro #it means

It translates to one who beheads the Messiah #traslation #bro #insult #traslate #silicon valley #bromance #meaning #define #latvia #messiah

It wasn't for me #not for me #refuse #decline #deny #no

It's a very private and personal matter #silicon valley #personal #private #privacy

It's Apple Map's bad #silicon valley #apple maps #bad #terrible #how bad #horrible #dislike

It's like watching a child take it's first steps #silicon valley #first steps #child #walk #happy #congrats #its like

It's like when someone says #its like #comparison #stealing #use

It's sexist but.

It's totally lost on me #lost on me #silicon valley #appreciate #apathy #dont care

Jerking at an angle #silicon valley #jerking off #angle #guys #funny #quote

Kiss

Kiss My Piss #silicon valley #kiss my piss #hbo #insult #piss #kiss my #diss #owned

Let's fuck this thing right in the pussy

Let's not jump to conclusions #silicon valley #conclusions #jump #assume

Let's pivot

Let's put our phones down #silicon valley #phone #texting #put it down #fighting #fight

Maybe start after lunch?

Maybe we can take a day and soak it in hawk urine #silicon valley #take a day #break #fix #hawk #urine

Mf

Monahan: Swallow your pride, or you will be eating something worse than shit #silicon valley #pete monahan #matt mccoy #eating #shit #pride #ego #warning #life advice #stay humble

Monahan's describes his loss of control #silicon valley #pete monahan #matt mccoy #attorney #willpower #control #alcoholism #drug abuse #naked #high #charges

Monahan's drug charges #silicon valley #pete monahan #matt mccoy #possession #cocaine #drugs #admission #admit

More dick in here than #silicon valley #more dick #dick #pussy #funny #quote #crowded

Mother fuck! #mother fuck #silicon valley #erlich bachman #tj miller

Motherfuck!

My nickname as a kid was ****stani Denzel #****stani #denzel #****stani denzel

Nail Biting Advice

Nice, using that dick #silicon valley #using dick #dick #sex #dating

No sleep, the edges of things are getting dancey #silicon valley #jared dunn #zach woods #no sleep #insomnia #dancey #blurry #vision #sleep deprived #sleep deprivation

No, let me finish #not done #never gonna get it out #dont interupt #i have to say this #something important #listen #need to tell you

No, that's silly #silicon valley #no #silly

Norent

Not now Jing Yang

Nothing.

Oil

OOOoOOOooooh no #silicon valley #oh no #disappointed #sarcasm

Paytoo

Pied Piper

Pizza defense #pizza #scare #defense #silicon valley #erlich bachman #jian yang #guard food #territorial #mooch

Please be as specific as possible #specific #be specific #tell me #silicon valley

Please please please please #pretty please #begging #beg #dinesh #need your help

Popped a rod so fast #boner #nutted #silicon valley #russ hanneman #popped a rod #blow load

Remember to be an asshole #silicon valley #asshole #remember

Richard Hendricks meets his lawyer #handshake #great to meet you #richard hendricks #lawyer #nice to meet you

Richard we need to talk #silicon valley #richard we need to talk #we need to talk #have to talk to you #have something to say #erlich bachman #richard hendriks #tj miller #thomas middleditch #big head

Richard what're you doing? #silicon valley #richard whatre you doing #what are you doing #why are you doing that #richard hendriks #jared dunn #thomas middleditch #zach woods #hbo

Richard you are a bad guy #silicon valley #richard you are a bad guy #youre a bad guy #bad person #mean person #richard hendriks #matt ross #thomas middleditch #hbo #bad guy

Richard, you are ugly

Room

RSVP'd pesca pescatarian

She's a founder hounder #founder hounder #silicon valley #dating #gold digger