Silicon Valley - Season 4 Edit

A 10 percent increase in image quality

A couple hundred grand.

A daddy chaser, a leather man, a ladyboy, a Donald Duck.

A female human.

A female what?

A hair, but it's always been there.

A hundred and twenty three thousand,

A keyman clause?

A little to the right. The right more. More.

A new Internet.

A palapa.

A perpetual royalty free license for the patent.

A ploppa?

A smarter fridge...

About a quarter of a million...

About six foot two, Jared.

About testing your first alpha.

About the factory.

Above average height.

Actually only six times more than you could afford.

Actually, no.

Actually, uh...

Admit it! We're fucked.

After every VC in town turned us down,

After.

After.

Again, not my call.

Again, what is a donkey punch?

Again.

Against that cyberterrorist in a vulgar parody of the act of love

Ah, an adage.

Ah, come on. You're gonna do it.

Ah, scoreboard. Fuck. Shit.

Ah, you're getting off easy.

Ah! There we go.

Ah! Ugh. Fuck!

Ah. The factory.

All around the world with the same computing power

All day.

All I need is... Ah!

All it needs to do

All of our information is on both phones.

All over each other like a bunch of fucking douchebags.

All right, don't hire me.

All right, gentlemen... our flight today

All right, whoa, whoa. Easy now.

All right, you guys go shirts.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Laurie...

All right. Let's do an exercise.

All right. One press of the button, and we are back to normal.

All right. The new build is done.

All right. Well, if you're sure, then tell them and then call me and tell...

All right. What do you want, you little prick?

Although he lost and was publicly beheaded.

Although, what can we expect after TechCrunch Disrupt

Always put me first? Gone the extra mile?

Am I using that right?

An absurd amount of money for his company,

An attractive personal assistant,

An otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a gipster,

And after years of busting my ass, I'm finally doing it.

And all the guys are really behind it.

And already I have floor seats to watch the Warriors.

And also the tech will talk.

And an umbrella insurance policy if that does not go well.

And anyone who says otherwise can suck my fat dick.

And as of now, we've got the votes...

And because I appreciated that,

And because of our business proposal.

And Big Head's father would retain his 50 percent?

And brings us our signed data storage contract

And deliver a keynote presentation built entirely

And gave my office to that little

And generally, I think it would be good for morale.

And going against her, so she moved me down here

And he was like, "We should try it," and he said we could delete it,

And he'll come here and fix it posthaste.

And he's got the hookup on a couple of pallets

And here's the kicker... We use my compression algorithm

And his bong and head out to the palapa to sulk a few minutes ago.

And honestly, gents, who would you rather have

And I added a little visual flair.

And I brought it out one night to look at the full moon.

And I can assure you, it's very, very real

And I can definitely not do that.

And I could just look everywhere, and there was a barmaid.

And I don't care whatever it is that you're selling here.

And I got a message that they agreed.

And I I don't know this woman very well, and we didn't use a condom.

And I just did that.

And I just guessed right on a lot of the details.

And I just looked at her for a really long time.

And I know this might piss you off to some degree,

And I like the balls on you.

And I literally can't.

And I think it could be really good if we could just keep it going.

And I walked into the tavern

And I wanted to offer my services as an associate.

And I was getting bummed, so I turned my phone off,

And I will eat hardtack, and I will say, "Thank you."

And I will not phone it in.

And I will salute you as we sink beneath the waves.

And I will sleep in the bilge with the vermin,

And I would own 10 percent of your new company.

And I'm gonna have you come back in about three weeks.

And I'm here for advice,

And I'm pretty sure Katrina and the Waves would want to know

And I'm sorry that I wasn't key in those meetings,

And I'm the CEO, and I'm gonna say this is where we go.

And I've actually told quite a few people that I was hired,

And I've got all of Monahan's discovery from the Hooli case right here,

And if duty requires, I will stand on deck,

And if I pay, he's gonna come and ask you guys for more money.

And if it's okay with Dan, it's fine with me.

And if she doesn't think you add any real value,

And if that happens, you will lose everything,

And if that weren't enough, we get our $20 million back.

And if we win, we dissolve the patent,

And if you look at it, you will mock me endlessly and without mercy.

And it fucking failed, okay?

And it was exactly what you wanted to make,

And it's pretty amazing. There's this point in the tavern,

And Jackson is quite a bit further north.

And Jared, he'd sooner commit hara kiri than...

And just, "Oh, Keenan Feldspar gets whatever he wants,"

And Keenan is Hawaii.

And let's just be cool and put our phones down.

And look, forget a million users,

And look, I know these guys are my friends,

And lost her license, and I'm stuck picking up

And make a fuck ton of money while we're doing it!

And melted down the entire facility.

And not in the beautiful way, like Grandpa and Pedro.

And now I have to be the ogre that says no to him. Great.

And now it says I'm using 47.8.

And now VR is supposed to be your lifeboat?

And now what do you think he's gonna do to me, huh?

And now, I sue people like you.

And now, through sheer luck,

And now, we can all work together on this dope ass shit

And on top of the hill, there was a tavern.

And pretty sure my dad would, like, never approve you

And probably sink or die of starvation or scurvy,

And prove that this works,

And put my village idiot grandson through six years of Emerson.

And right when our app was getting off the ground.

And seize our assets and our patents,

And since you are his keyman,

And Sir Walter Raleigh,

And so far has bought me two houses

And so I named one. That was my idea, you were just standing there.

And tell me that this is gonna work.

And tell the guys in your company

And thanks to Gus of Gigglybots for hosting.

And that way, everybody wins.

And that we are responsible for the overages.

And that will slowly drive you down a dark path

And that would be the end of Pied Piper.

And that's been certified by NIST/CSE, as you can see...

And that's just sitting in my pocket doing nothing." Right?

And that's the tech.

And that's when it hit me.

And the embryonic state of our network,

And the entire future of the fucking Internet

And the last one to leave a smidge after 4:00.

And then he said, you know, "You're doing it," a bunch of times,

And then he started getting really excited.