The League (2009) - Season 4 Edit

A division of Taco Corp. Do you have some bad news for

A fortune. It's time to talk football.

A marathon? A what?

A marathon? A what?

A trade? A who done it? Well, I'll tell you who done did it. Oh.

Aah! What?!

About every three minutes. Thank you

About two touchdowns a game. Oh, I want all your TDS.

Actually I do not. I respect him.

Adrian Peterson's a beast, but it did happen week 16.

Against Tampa bay. What's up with that?

Agreeable price for that product.

Ah, before he started kicking ass in Kan sa City!

Ah, you love it?

Ah! Oh, yeah.

All day.

All day.

All right, Andre, what's going on?

All right, babe, okay.

All right, enough playing

All right, get out. Get out!

All right, guys, look, we got to talk about this weekend.

All right, I got to get a fantasy update.

All right, I have a grievance here.

All right, I love hospital parties. Where is the bar?

All right, let's get a picture of this.

All right, listen up.

All right, this is good. Breathe and tell me your

All right, this round is brought to you by your Shiva

All right, we're running out of time.

All right, well, uh, the magician must prepare, so...

All right!

All right. Congratulations, Robert.

Am I right?

Am I still paying for the Spooky Sushi?

Am I supposed to eat this just like this?

Amen, brother.

And as far as I'm concerned, you're now the enemy.

And don't forget about the punt returns.

And focus on your baby, please. Yeah, just breathe.

And here we... Oh!

And I drew a picture of myself on this piece of paper.

And I just want you guys to know that I've totally, uh,

And I just... I... You don't even feign preparation

And I'm getting to entertain

And I'm not ashamed to admit it when you guys aren't

And it's her birthday.

And just being here at this training camp, I got to say,

And Robin.

And then I moved out here.

And this is going in the garbage.

And what is that?

And what's uni?

And who was it?

And you don't find him even remotely annoying?

And you have four, right?

Andre, you're even creepy eating corn.

Another draft day first. Wonder what the Commissioner has

Anyhow, I filled our league history page with factoids and

Anyway, Wesley san, so, I just wanted to apologize for

Anyway? It's an eight man league.

Appendicitis.

Are you crazy?! God. I know. I don't know. I...

Are you kidding?

Are you okay?

Are, Dallas Cowboys camp. Ooh... Yes! I could do that

Arian Foster. Puh pwap! No!

Arigato, racists.

Around we need to focus up.

Around a television he's gonna want fantasy football information.

Assholes! They're freezing me out, aren't they?

At that stuff, you know. By the way, Kev, lost some

Ata a vista.

Babe! You're gonna go into labor any minute... how can I

Back, and I'm prepared to pay for it.

Bad gas landed me on team Ruxin. We're the best.

Bad sashimi?

Bam. All right.

Bathe yourself in between?

Beached. You know what? Fine.

Beautiful baby boy. And I get to name him?

Because I'm white.

Begin.

Ben, like we're going to that

Ben?

Best sea urchin spots in all of Oxnard.

Boom, double entendres. Trent, I got to ask you, how

Bottom. I mean, all the hard work's

Brag, but I got a knack for

Brandon Carter. You don't look like a kicker.

Break left!

Bro, you got to back off now.

Bro, you really think I poisoned you?

Brr!

Buddy, I told you, master bath's off limits, okay?

Buddy, you're up cock break hill right now.

But guess what? You're my first pick.

But he's gonna have his phone on him.

But I am gonna try it.

But I have the power... Oh, God.

But that's a picture of me riding a tiger.

Butterscotch pudding. Now, you chuckleheads, get

By the way, that doesn't count.

Call an ambulance!

Camp, watch a little practice, meet some players, we'll talk a

Can I be Taco McAsterisk?

Can refer to me as your league champion, and I have also made

Can you be racist against your own race?

Can't do it

Can't do it.

Card before he called them?

Cards, ladies and gentlemen. Nice.

Cell phone is, Pete, but I will keep an eye out for it.

Chalupa Batman. Yee haw!

Championship stands and I get naming rights to your child.

Chance at a real career. This is like talking to a

Check out what I brought.

Choosing an Asian chef, and then you had your run of all the

Clicks north of here in case we capture somebody.

Cold?

Come and get me!

Come and get me!

Come and get me!

Come on, it's Sunday.

Come on, Jenny!

Come on, just get comfortable.

Come on, Kevin, I'm not gonna explode.

Come on! Cover your taco bells, please. Oh! Oh!

Come on! No, no, not today, buddy.

Commissioner was going dormant this year, I got myself a new

Commissioner, please, what is our draft order this year?

Common with, except you had unprotected sex at the same time.

Concentrate here, please? Yes, of course.

Congratulations, Pete. Got rid of that dead end

Congratulations. How you doing, my man?

Cool! If you leave right now.

Could be doing muito ruim.

Custodian. Okay, you can't just make up jobs like this. Right, Commissioner?

Darn tootin'. What?!

Days, you know, getting the lay of the land.

Dead serious. Fine. Fine.

Deal; don't worry about it.

Dealing with the cofounder of the Taco Corporation.

Definitely paid off. Those days of protein shakes and

Desean Jackson! Kevin!

Devised an amazing way to figure it out.

Did he say "Gattaca"?

Did he say six times?

Did it. Love you, Mom.

Did you even have time to eat or

Did you have such a stinky diaper?

Did you just pee on me?

Did you say something?

Die, like in Alien!

Do something with this.

Doc, I'm gonna use the bassinet for these stickers.

Does it feel to be the newest team member of a uninspired

Does this hurt?

Does, uh, masturbation count?

Doesn't pull that same shit on us.

Don't touch me.

Don't you miss it? I do.

Draft gonna be next weekend still?

Draft, we have Taco. And with my first pick, I

Dude, I love white dudes.

Dude, you're a white racist.

Dudes with, like... fish.

Easy, Rudy. Last season is definitely going

Eat it, dick.

Eat my dick!

Eat paint, dick hole!

Edible food in their droppings.

Enough. Just tell me, am I winning or not?

Exactly.

Exactly. It's the Peyton Hillis conundrum; it's why white

Excuse me.

Fantasize about not having sex just to get an erection.

Fantasy football and go You know what, here's what paintballing."

Father of a boy, and I would be remiss in my duties if I did not

Figures interacting with food in unusual ways, portraits of

Fine, buddy, you can use the master.

Fine, who was it?

Fine. Go!

First person in the end zone gets the first pick in the draft. Whoa. Wait.

First pick of the draft! Ha ha ha!

Five, huh?

Five.

Five. Kev! Holding out on us.

Fives.

Football, try to score. Wh what do you mean?

For this.

Forever. And as your Commissioner, I have

Four times in the last 18 hours.

From a cowboy. This one's for you, Kevin

Game just began.

Gattaca!

Gattaca!

Gattaca!

Gattaca!

Get a hobby.

Get down, down! Down, down!

Get it out. We don't use... We don't use a mitt or a pail.

Get out of here!

Get out. Huh?

Get to the other end zone, with the ball, of course.

Give me a hug. I'm not touching that.

Give me some space here, commando?

Go, go, go.

Go, go, go.

Go, go.

Go!

Go! Oh, the exit... Okay. See you guys. I knew I could play football!

God, Kevin! Oh, come on, Jenny!

God! I mean, what is he?

God! Oh! Oh, thank God!

Going to torture all of us by being the custodian of the hall of records. Yes.

Gonna put this in the office. Now that you guys got the

Gonna spend it wisely

Good as this one. That, I do not doubt.

Good God.

Good job, man. Thanks, man.

Good night, my sweet love. Good night.

Got a piece of that record!

Got him!

Greek person"?

Guess what I have?

Guess what?

Guess what. What?

Guys didn't want to draft him.

Guys, come on.

Guys, ro romo. Tony...!

Guys, what's going on with the games?

Guys, you have no idea what he's talking about.

Ha ha! Up yours, Felix!

Hai, bro.

Hai!

Hai!

Hai!

Hai!

Hai!

Hai!

Hai!

Hai.

Hai.

Have a good one. I'm gonna do that.

Have finally culminated in you being a member of Pete top/Kevin

Have fun, boys.

Have you ever watched yourself eat a piece of corn?

Having my baby. Let's get this baby out.

He can't torture one of us as the Sacko Commissioner, so he's

He gave me food poisoning.

He get you?

He wouldn't be yelling that if he had.

He's a self hating white guy.

He's got four kids.

He's like a jackhammer, just ba ba boom.

He's not gonna be around a computer, he's not gonna be

He's on the B.U.B. still. Mr. McArthur, can we let her

Hello, Pete.

Hello?

Hello? Hello? Hey! Hey! Put it on speaker, speaker, speaker. Hello? Hello?

Hello? This is Jerry Jones with the Cowboys. Yeah, uh, o okay, Jerry

Hello?! Oh!

Help, help, help, help!

Here for like, three or four

Here it is. It's official.

Here we go, Rob.

Hey, assholes. Let's go, we're late.

Hey, hey. You got bigger problems to worry about... racist.

Hey, how are you?

Hey, Jenny. What's up, girl? This is Desean.

Hey, Ku Klux Kabachi, what's up, Wesley san?

Hey, Ruxin had appendicitis.

Hey, Ruxin. Bree, bro, brat san.

Hey, Wesley san.

Hey, what's up? Good to see you, man.

Hey, you know what, that's because I'm trying to get all

Hey, you must be Rodney. You didn't play me last year

Hey! I got you!

Hey.

Hi.

Hi. Someone's in here.

His Mother. Okay, I am sorry.

Ho ho ho ho! Aw, shit! Aw, shit!

Hold onto your championship. By the way, I don't like the "C"

Holiday.

Holy s... is that a real gun?

Holy shit, that's my phone.

How about that.

How are you gonna do that?

How big do you think you are, Kevin?

How did you turn my ringtone Japanese?

How many times have you had sex in a day?

How many times have you had sex?

How you doing? I'd love to be on your team.

How's it feel, Taco? Eh. I've been rich before.

Howdy, partners. Oh.

Huh? Oh, yeah, that's me.

Huh. Cool.

I am at full chub right now.

I am going to make a fortune. No, you're not going to make

I am not your Commissioner. If you want to talk to me, you

I can feel your penis in the back of my head.

I can relate to? Oh, my God, is this my year?

I can't believe these frittatas get to go to camp and we can't go. I can't go.

I can't do it.

I consider you a white dude from Oma ha who can't make

I could do it to myself.

I could eat here, like, five times a day.

I demand a trade. Please, can you reconsider?

I didn't realize you spent this much time looking at their cobs.

I didn't think he'd seen that movie.

I don't care what it's called if I walk into a Thai

I don't do deals over the phone, Jerry.

I don't know about this. I may never have another idea as

I don't know what's so appetizing about the thought of haunted fish.

I don't know.

I don't like it either, guys.

I don't want to know.

I don't want to, but I will.

I doubt it. ? There's a new Sheriff in town... Come on, push, Jenny.

I drafted too early. Think I got a second round pick coming.

I earned it. Ooh, Kevin McAsterisk.

I feel like I'm running some sort of sexual marathon.

I felt it.

I figured I was invited.

I finished.

I found it to be a hostile work environment.

I get it, but that's not you.

I got a cramp!

I got a lot of positions. No, no, not interested.

I got a new job. Oh, look at that.

I got a paint knife guy.

I got to say... I'm glad to be a have not.

I got you!

I gotta get my scores.

I guarantee none of you ever had a weekend like that.

I had this one girl, she was back like this.

I have to tell you, otherwise I might forget.

I hope you have a nice freeze out.

I I have slept with plenty of women.

I I won't say anything. It's cool. I'll just watch.

I just blurted out a number.

I just did it.

I just don't want my son that close to my dick, I just don't.

I just feel like right now that tunnel is outbound traffic only. Really?

I just get your energy.

I just need a 20 minute master bath sesh.

I just prefer it.

I know what I'm doing down there.

I like going, I like children, I like going to parties.

I like it. I need Howdy Doody to tell me that.

I love paintball.

I love you. I love you.

I mean, I've been drafting

I mean, I've checked 'em out at picnics, checked 'em out at

I mean, it's just interesting.

I mean, you guys... you have sloppy cobs.

I need a score update.

I need access to a shower,

I need some quality magazines.

I need to check my scores.

I paint a portrait of you two

I pick up on your vibe.

I ripped my groin, Andre.

I see the dark, the complicated.

I selected the fish myself.

I slept with Megan.

I tell you about my sexual history.

I think I have to go back and apologize.

I think I'm gonna be just fine.

I think I'm having the baby. Right right right now?

I think my punishment was enough when I got a full on

I think my water just broke. Is that how a lady says she's coming? What?

I think the third time, between us, nothing came out.

I think, uh, Pete top/Kevin bottom can definitely win the Shiva bowl. Whoa ho.

I tried watching pregnancy porn, but it just grossed me out more. Okay, okay.

I want to be able to post whatever I want on dallascowboys.com. Post what?

I want to know who it was.

I want to know who it was.

I want to make my own first round pick.

I was applying some sports rub, and I was lathering up, and

I will seat you at sushi bar.

I win! Suck it! Suck it! Hey!

I worked at the ACLU after college.

I would start at the tip.

I... I... Th Three?

I'll see you guys in hell.

I'll tell you guys something.

I'll tell you that right now.

I'm Commissioner and I'm saying it's not collusion.

I'm definitely in.

I'm going down!

I'm gonna go blow that thing up.

I'm gonna go. Thank you so much! Oh... Mm. I love you. I love you. Go. Have fun.

I'm gonna poke you in a few places, okay?

I'm gonna write a number down on this piece of paper...

I'm having some delicious food,

I'm in the middle of something.

I'm in the middle of trying to break this sex record.

I'm in trouble.

I'm meeting people I haven't seen in a long time.

I'm more of an army of one kind of a guy.

I'm not gonna tell you that.

I'm not racist, bro.

I'm picking up on your vibe right now.

I'm sick.

I'm sorry that you have to pleasure that monster.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What?

I'm used to it.

I've always talked about going to a training camp, and here we

I've been on vacation since I sold dallascowboys.com.

I've got a P.O.W. camp two

If he'll be on the show. Dallas Cowboys. Oh.

If the Amazing Andre knew every

If you are shot, you are eliminated.

If you... Oh, God.

In that tree.

Indeed. Shit, draft me a beautiful team next weekend. Week after that, have a

Informational freeze out.

Interesting, yeah.

Internet. People actually look

Is Chalupa Batman McArthur... What the hell, Kevin?!

Is even gonna be better because I have yelp'd one of the best

Is it a eight?

Is it a nine?

Is it a...?

Is Lance Burton creepy?

Is Marilyn hot? What a bunch of morons.

Is that a bad thing? You little skinny MC Hammer.

Is that all caps or lower case?

Is there another table?

Is this Portuguese?

It doesn't matter.

It just makes me spray sour water ugh.

It must be unbearable for you.

It was a mistake on my part. And everybody calls me Ruxin.

It was ages ago, Kevin.

It was Ben.

It was in college.

It was pretty cool.

It was the craziest brunch ever.

It wasn't with Kevin.

It wasn't, but now it is.

It will smell sweet. Let me take a look.

It would be creepy.

It'll be fun.

It's a factoid. He posted naked pictures of me.

It's a freeze out.

It's a hospital. It's America.

It's a sexual act.

It's a war boner, man.

It's amazing you guys are putting all that stuff on the

It's appendicitis.

It's burning so bad!

It's going to be Robert Griffin III, quarterback out of Baylor.

It's got a terrible name, though.

It's grueling.

It's happening? Hey, Jenny, what's the wifi password?

It's in, like, Nebraska.

It's Jason Witten. Hey, Jason.

It's Jerry Jones. Jerry Earl Jones.

It's just bullshit that he rubs it in our face like that.

It's killer sush, dude.

It's like they're whispering to each other.

It's like this...

It's not a competition.

It's not being racist it's... discriminating.

It's not cold.

It's not mine. I'll put it back

It's not the food, man.

It's okay, brothers.

It's our year. Totally.

It's so great to see you again.

It's that goddamn white sushi chef.

It's time to push. All right!

It's what?

It's, like, authentic sushi.

Jack. Ty. What's this?

Japan, where my master, Kenji

Japan, where my master, Kenji

Japanese beer? Hokkaido?

Japanese chef would never poison you

Japanese chefs, we don't like to

Jenny, I need you to ignore your bullshit eight man league

Jenny? Jenny?

Jenny? Jenny? Oh, Shiva! Shiva! Oh, Shi... Jenny, stop it. Stop doing it.

Jenny? Oh, God, Kevin, go away!

Jenny.

Jer bear, my client has a few very specific demands...

Jerry Jones of, like, the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones?

Jesus Christ!

Jesus, Andre, if you do that

Jones. Yeah, and this is Dan Snyder.

Just double fisting?

Just how good do you think it can be?

Just out of curiosity, Andre, how many times have you

Just slap some Drakkar on, get yourself a box of wine, and then

Just take these off.

Just tell me who it was.

Just what he said. What kind of league is this,

Just, like, two fistfuls?

Karate as you are making sushi,

Keep breathing now. Okay, here it comes.

Kev bo, don't worry about it.

Kevin found it at our house.

Kevin, 'cause... No, no, no.

Kevin, change it back.

Kevin.

Kevin... Switching to video.

Kevin... you see what you've done here?

Kid's birthday party, Ben?

Knife to a paint gun fight.

Know if I'd have time to do

Konichiwa.

Konichiwa.

Konichiwa. Totally, totally.

Large head. Uh, what the hell is this?

Lay down. Lay... down.

League. Look, I figured, since the Sacko

Leave you alone? Do you remember what we did

Let me tell you how this is gonna happen.

Let's do this. Dodged a bullet on that one, huh? Yeah, all right, I like that.

Let's get out of here!

Let's get ready to draft! Excuse me. You guys have to

Let's go!

Let's go. Okay.

Let's keep breathing here. Come on, baby.

Lie down and die!

Like my dick just dry heaved.

Like white on white is that racist?

Like you're a little shit pig.

Like, "Oh, I don't have kids, so now I have time to deal with

Listen to me! You are about to become the

Listen. Hello! Oh, my God!

Little business. I can't imagine that my friends would want to... what?!

Little fun tidbits from our time together.

Live shrimp marginally prepared by one?

Live shrimp, dude.

Look, look, look, look, look, look at the proximity here.

Look, Stavros didn't wear deodorant.

Look, the league web site has this thing called the "league"

Looking, I'll lick your cobs bone dry.

Looks like it.

Love you. Whew.

Mama's just gonna stay here by herself... and get happy.

Man, why you telling people we're family?

Man, you know your problem?

Masks must be worn at all times.

Massage parlor and I see myself, there's, like, a 60% chance I'm

Masturbated in one day?

McAllister, and he was 22 years old at the time.

Me crossing the finish line!

Me food poisoning last night.

Mmm, hai.

Mmm, hai.

Mmm, yummy umah.

Mmm.

Mmm. Oh, yeah!

Mmm. Oh, you know what? I don't... Oh, no, it's good. Awesome!

Mmm... mmm.

Most of my meals are coming from

Mound of pudding. On a good day, Sir.

Mr. Jones is willing to let you use his private plane to go home. Yeah! Yeah!

Murder!

Musings, pictures of shoes I like, drawings of historical

My assistant, Marilyn, will call you back with the details.

My bad, bro.

My business is killing me, man.

My company. So you really think my

My groin's killing me!

My meeting with Jerry Earl Jones.

N nothing. I have a present for you, Mr. Ratliff, Sir. Thank you. I got this.

Nakamaro, says, "Wesley san,

Named double entendres.

Need to get my strength up.

Never. You won't regret this.

Next up in the 2012 draft, it's the pick from the poorly

Nice, buddy! Nice work.

Nice. How are those contractions?

No chance.

No head, neck, or groin shots within ten feet.

No running back has ever come back from an ACL to have a good

No, I can't read Japanese.

No, I don't give a shit about the paintball.

No, I have no idea where your

No, I'll find something that goes well with McAsterisk.

No, I'm not.

No, it will not be fun.

No, it's called discrimina tion, okay?

No, it's not fun, it's weird.

No, James Earl Jones was Darth Vader.

No, Kevin! Stop!

No, Kevin. It's my fantasy. Go away!

No, magic is creepy for adults.

No, man.

No, miso soup.

No, no, no, this is not a complete list.

No, see, I would never grab it by the base.

No, there's no other table.

No, we got kids' birthday parties.

No.

No. Get out of here. Desean is the only man I want

No. He'll take this. That works, that works.

No. Jenny, you were flicking that bean like mean Joe Greene. No, I wasn't

No... Dick.

Not come as a surprise.

Not well. Yeah?

Now don't push. Get your mitt and your pail.

Of course, I check out your cobs 'cause I'm spending all

Of course.

Of scrimmage! Off sides, Andre!?

Of, and it's all right there.

Oh, baby, baby!

Oh, come on, I miss it. I know, I miss it, too, I

Oh, come on, it's fun.

Oh, fuck you guys. It is decided.

Oh, God, I got a cramp!

Oh, God, yes!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Okay, the baby is descending.

Oh, God.

Oh, hai!

Oh, he showed us the hall of records.

Oh, here we go. Don't worry. Really. Okay.

Oh, hey, Desean. You draft me, I'm talking

Oh, I can do both. With the first pick in the

Oh, I didn't know you guys were doing this.

Oh, I see stars.

Oh, I won't. Oh, shit!

Oh, I'm a grown ass man and I did it oh, God!

Oh, I'm starving.

Oh, it hurts so bad!

Oh, Kevin, come on.

Oh, Kevin.

Oh, looking good, Jenny! Hey, get back behind the line

Oh, man, we just shared something, Taco.

Oh, my God, Ruxin!

Oh, my God, woman!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Wow.

Oh, my poor boys.

Oh, my sweet God.

Oh, no, dame, no.

Oh, no, no. No, I told you, no cards.

Oh, no.

Oh, now Kevin decides to call.

Oh, okay, so what's the real number then?

Oh, Omaha.

Oh, shit, Raffi went rogue.

Oh, shit, Raffi's trying to kill us, too.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, so Wesley san is the scrappy gym rat of sushi chefs

Oh, stop it.

Oh, the sush is loosh!

Oh, well.

Oh, what?

Oh, what's that?

Oh, yeah, I'm on your team.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you mean this phone?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Come on!

Oh! Continue to breathe through it... breathe in and out. Doing great, babe.

Oh! Okay, all right!

Oh! You don't steal from the Cowboys, you don't score on the Cowboys.

Oh. Oh! Oh.

Oh. We go that way then?

Oh... autographed, too?

Okay now, Ruxin san, ready for amaebi?

Okay, does that feel better on you bum bum?

Okay, first of all, who are you?

Okay, good, good, good, breathe. Breathe.

Okay, great.

Okay, hey, Pete, guess what?

Okay, just don't name him something stupid, please.

Okay, no more Pete.

Okay, okay, lay down.

Okay, that's fine. Lawyers?

Okay, well, try and top this. Hey, Jason, Felix, come on over, guys. Holy shit!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right. Say hi to Jason Witten. I will.

Okay. Hey, Jenny.

Omakase?

One big push! Howdy, y'all.

One more big push, Jenny. There you go!

One!

Only when you hear me blow this whistle will the game

Only you two idiots could be called racist by a white guy.

Ooh, how so?

Ooh! Ooh! That is refreshing. Taco, here.

Or muito bom.

Or what? You gonna whip out some cornhusker ka ra te?

Ow, ow, ow! Oh, God!

Ow!

Ow! Move!

Ow! Something stung me.

Ow! What is that?

Paint knife for close quarters.

Paint knife!

Paintball we've been talking about it forever, okay?

Paintball.

Parties, checked 'em out at your house.

Party people.

Patricia's kid and Ben's kid.

Patricia's kid and Ben's kid.

Pencil pushing job. No, no, not in life... in the

People I know drawn from memory, sex photos... No. What?

Pete!

Peyton Hillis since he was on Denver.

Phone back from Portuguese.

Play professional football? Does that pay well?

Players had rather go tell someone their dog had died or

Please don't tell me he's on our team?

Please, can I just get up into that master bath?

Pound away on little Petey until he calls uncle.

Punishments, but I'm not allowed to all of a sudden?

Push. Push. Good. Push.

Put your barrel plugs in your

Racist? No, no.

Raffi, what the hell are you doing here?

Raffi, where the hell do you think you are right now?

Really do. You want me just a little?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? Six times in my daughter's bedroom?

Requiring that we draft here.

Responsibilities today, I don't

Rg3, rg3...

Right here on the grass?

Right! Unbelievable.

Right. All right. We got you guys something.

Right. You got to go.

Rodney, Rodney. Hmm.

Rodney! Eyes up!