Seinfeld - Season 4 Edit

A beautiful, successful, intelligent woman's in love with me.

A blurb? You're a blurb. Check out the cover, idiot.

A brouhaha breaks out between the guys in the camp...

A Christmas card from Lainey.

A close friend.

A comedian can't do that, see? I can't go, A man walks into a bar with a pig.

A deep, yawning chasm.

A different name for the butler?

A few of my students will be observing tomorrow's operation...

A free ticket?

A friend's getting married.

A great night.

A knife?

A kosher meal? I don't want a kosher meal.

A lesbian sighting.

A little chin music right on his pants...

A little dignity. A little class. Give me my ticket.

A little later.

A little.

A lot of people ask me if I've had mine done.

A lot of people think it's an igloo, but it's really just a plastic divider.

A lot of showering, a lot of shaving, a lot of cleaning, a lot of clipping...

A man gave me a massage.

A month and a half we had. We did nothing.

A mute would be good.

A pharmacist knows what's wrong with everybody.

A radar detector's worth much more than that helmet. You're cheating him.

A show about nothing.

A sitcom?

A sitcom?

A sitcom.

A slight resemblance.

A team of psychiatrists, working round the clock...

A thousand dollars for the deuce.

A time like what? I'm hungry.

A time like what? I'm hungry.

A two line phone.

A wheelchair? What for?

A woman with a moustache.

A year later, they have cherry.

A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

A young woman's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

A/ right, she's got that /augh.

About the focus group? I have nothing to do with the focus group.

Absolutely.

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking.

Act 1, Scene A.

Actually I'm a little disappointed. I kind of had my eye on Uncle Leo.

Actually, a few moments ago, I ran into a nut back there...

Actually, I'd really prefer to sit here. I don't hear very well out of this ear.

Actually, it was in gym class. I was trying to climb the ropes...

Actually, it was off off Broadway.

Actually, she broke up with me, and...

Actually, she has a thing where she spirals her tongue around. It's like a

After consummation.

After the class was over, I timed my walk to the door...

After we get off the phone you tell her?

After we met, you were all so nice, I just couldn't go through with it.

Afterwards, we went backstage, and Olympia Dukakis...

Again with the checked out.

Again with the sweatpants?

Again?

Ages 0 through 10, candy is your life. There's nothing else.

Ah, it's better anyway.

Ah, you know, we gotta be running

Al Jolson. What the hell do I care about Al Jolson?

Al units in the area, code three in progress.

All day tomorrow? We had a month to come up with something.

All I'll do is keep thinking about it till it drives me insane.

All I'm asking for is a reach. Is that so much to ask for?

All of a sudden you get hungry?

All of a sudden, he gets hungry.

All of it. I'm building levels...

All right, 200. That's as high as I can go. I think you're being unreasonable.

All right, 200. That's as high as I can go. I think you're being unreasonable.

All right, 300. Plus 50 for the repair. Three fifty, that's it.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right. Fine, George, don't chip in.

All right, all right. Hold on.

All right, bubble boy.

All right, but no funny business. Same deal as last night.

All right, come on in.

All right, come on up.

All right, Costanza...

All right, everybody.

All right, fine, don't go.

All right, forget that idea.

All right, forget the movie. I'll do the 11:00 spot. I'll be back.

All right, get up to your room. I've had it.

All right, give me everything you have too.

All right, go ahead, Susan. Tell him.

All right, go ahead.

All right, how often do we do it?

All right, I don't.

All right, I forgive you.

All right, I'll I'll call her at home.

All right, I'll call 911.

All right, I'll get rid of her. Hold on.

All right, I'll tell them that my sister died.

All right, I'll tell you the truth.

All right, I'm going.

All right, kids, I want you in the house and get some fresh air.

All right, let me smell you.

All right, let's get out of here. We gotta figure something out.

All right, let's just get to work.

All right, listen.

All right, listen.

All right, look, we're late. Thank you very much.

All right, look. We're people, you and me.

All right, Ma. I'll talk to you later.

All right, maybe four.

All right, Mr. Seinfeld, I am sorry about your wallet.

All right, sir. Now all I need is a death certificate and you'll be on your way.

All right, so?

All right, tell me about the stories.

All right, we'll see you later.

All right, we're broken up.

All right, well, first of all...

All right, well...

All right, what about this?

All right, what is this?

All right, you know what we should do?

All right, you want it, take it, but don't try and tell me it's yours.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Act 1, Scene A.

All right. All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right. We do it...

All right. Anyway, I think they're real, and if they are, they are spectacular.

All right. Come on.

All right. Give it to me.

All right. Give me the phone.

All right. Go to your house. I'll call you.

All right. Good, $8000. Cynthia, again, nice meeting you.

All right. Here. It's my friend's ticket.

All right. I give up. I admit it, it stinks.

All right. I'll see you guys.

All right. I'll see you there.

All right. I'll wear this. It's bad enough I gotta go to the opera...

All right. If you change your mind, we'll wind up at Isabella's around 7.

All right. Let me call Kramer, and see if you can hear anything. Hold on.

All right. Let me just say this.

All right. Let's go already!

All right. Let's go. Six dollars.

All right. Let's pull over and check it out.

All right. Maybe it is, but listen, I gotta get ready...

All right. Now the play is tomorrow night.

All right. Now you're doing something to help me.

All right. Now, what mood am I in? What mood am I ?

All right. Okay. There. There you go, okay?

All right. One whiff.

All right. See you later.

All right. So that's one tuck and one no tuck.

All right. So that's one tuck and one no tuck.

All right. Tell her. Go ahead.

All right. Thanks anyway. Okay, bye.

All right. That's enough.

All right. Well, let's go out and celebrate.

All right. Wish me luck, huh?

All right. You promised.

All right...

All she said on the way over in the car was, "Why, George, why?"

All the relatives. You were like a Redd Foxx record.

All this? This whole thing?

All through the day

All you got is instant coffee? Why don't you get some real coffee?

All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Allison bought it for me.

Allison. Hi.

Alrighty. So that's one tuck and one no tuck. You got that?

Also with her hands.

Although I'm sure there are, I don't want to perpetuate the stereotype.

Although one step is not all that sunken.

Although they maintain separate residences...

Always a small problem. Be a slight delay.

Am I a hipster doofus?

Am I beautiful? George, am I beautiful?

Am I that charming and beautiful?

Amazing.

An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love...

And a cigar is even worse.

And as my first order of business, I'm passing on your show.

And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.

And cleans my house...

And Dad passed away 10 years later to the day.

And Dembrow doesn't even know you.

And even more than that...

And eventually people say things about you, like:

And every time I read it...

And God didn't kill me.

And good luck with...

And he actually tried to use it to hit on me.

And he can corroborate my entire testimony.

And he gets the rest of my chicken.

And he said, "What do you think, junior?

And he says to me, "Quite a workout. "

And he says, That's what I think of your party.

And he wants Arnie Becker to represent him. Nice guy.

And he was making tamales.

And how about that store delivering it tonight.

And how long would you have stood in the ticket holders' line? Yeah, exactly.

And how long would you have stood in the ticket holders' line? Yeah, exactly.

And how often have you been seeing...

And I am not a piece of toast.

And I can assure you we do not use...

And I can tell you that everyone who participates...

And I don't wanna hear any more of your stupid notes and suggestions.

And I go, Hello.

And I have to refill my allergy medication.

And I have, for 45 years.

And I kept slipping and burning my thighs.

And I loved him deeply.

And I need clothes. I gotta get a haircut.

And I put him up to it, because I'm sick.

And I remember you You were eating some of the raisins.

And I said, "Sure," even though I was going downtown.

And I say, I thought this was an ad for shoes.

And I throw it all away. Oh, boy.

And I was looking good too.

And I wil kibosh again.

And I'll be reading Jerry's part.

And I'll take anything I can get for it.

And I'll tell you something else:

And I'll tell you, I'm under just as much pressure.

And I'm buying that fake wood wallpaper.

And I'm out there six days a week hauling Yoo hoo.

And I'm paying for this. She's my employee.

And I'm walking around with one of those big neck collar things.

And if he hadn't vomited all over her, we'd be writing it right now.

And if I'm out of line, please let me know.

And in one fell swoop you have single handedly...

And it doesn't really bode well for the show.

And it smells like a cheap hooker.

And it would mean so much to him if you could find it in your heart...

And it's destroying the lives of everyone in its path.

And it's very intimidating to the nonsmoker.

And Jerry I used to think was nice.

And Joe Pepitone, he was up...

And leaving after sex? Did I leave with you?

And may I say, sir, they're lovely girls. Absolutely lovely girls.

And now he's taken Mona away from me.

And one more thing:

And second of all, I go out to the garbage...

And she starts with the dirty talking

And she thought I was being sarcastic because I'm a comedian, and all.

And she was in the kitchen, killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.

And she was pretty wild.

And so I felt very uncomfortable with him...

And so she starts rubbing my leg.

And so they sent me back here.

And so we started talking and she's this lawyer, who's incredible.

And suddenly, I feel this kick hit me on the side of the head.

And that really makes a big difference.

And that's a lot of wheelchairs.

And that's the guy. John Grossbard.

And that's your world. That's your life.

And then finally I slipped, and I fell on Jerry's head.

And then I say, Hello.

And then it hits me like a bolt of lightning.

And then last night, he put on my high heels.

And then once they get out there they drive so slowly.

And then she starts talking about her panties.

And then there were three.

And then we left about 10 years ago, and we just got back.

And then what happened?

And then you left...

And then, on the afternoon of September 1 Oth...

And then, there were two.

And they actually recommend that people stay indoors...

And this failure to become a banker...

And this is if the marriage works.

And this is my aunt, Sara.

And this show will air on Thursday.

And today we're featuring wines from the Tuscany region.

And we hope it becomes a series. It's called Jerry. I'm playing Jerry

And we top it off with one of our seven air fresheners.

And we would take long automobile trips.

And we're going out Saturday night.

And we've been in touch, and Sandra told Lippman!

And what about Jose Feliciano?

And what do I say?

And what do you tell them?

And what if I did do it? Even though I admit to nothing and never will.

And what if they catch the person? What then? They run. It's aerobic.

And when I told him my idea about the beach cologne...

And who else is on the show?

And who's on the show? Who are the characters?

And you better hurry. You really need it.

And you could just order it off the menu.

And you didn't expect me to be holding hands with a woman.

And you get along well with women.

And you got Sergio Mendes. Now, come on!

And you have a full palette of emotions.

And you're the manager of the circus.

And you've known him how long?

And, oh, what heights we'l hit On with the show, this is it

And... I'm afraid we have a bit of a problem.

Another cup of coffee with you, she'll wind up in a convent.

Antiques are very popular right now.

Any progress there? What's the latest?

Any questions?

Any stupid, goofy, brass, wood thing.

Anybody can design a shirt.

Anybody can just get engaged, get presents, and keep them.

Anybody else got a problem?

Anybody home?

Anybody know what the time is? What's the time?"

Anyone call for Vandelay Industries?

Anything else? What do you mean, anything else?

Anything is welcome. I accept change

Anything's possible.

Anyway, go on.

Anyway, he asked me to sit in for him.

Anyway, he's in the hospital, he's having surgery...

Anyway, I stood up to shake her hand and suddenly I lost my balance...

Anyway, I would like to pay for the dry cleaning.

Anyway, onward and upward.

Anyway, there's at least...

Anyway, touching two breasts doesn't make you an expert.

Anyway, we met with NBC about a month ago, and they...

Anyway, we were watching you on TV...

Anyway, whatever.

Anyway...

Apply for a job? What for?

Are ? Are you all right?

Are sure you're ready for that kind of commitment?

Are the chambermaids naked too?

Are the desks screwed to the back of a flatbed truck going down the highway?

Are there any good Italian restaurants around here?

Are they typing in the crow's nest of a clipper ship?

Are we going out?

Are we not human? If we pick, do we not bleed?

Are you accusing me of stealing the raisins?

Are you and Jerry in agreement on this?

Are you asking because you saw 20l20 last night?

Are you breaking up with me?

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

Are you eating my peanut butter out of the jar with your disgusting fingers?

Are you getting to be too much of a big shot now to give me a call?

Are you going to want to leave after it's over?

Are you gonna be making the bed in the morning?

Are you gonna give me my helmet?

Are you gonna kill me? I'm an old man, for crying out loud.

Are you gonna watch the Knick game tonight?

Are you kidding? I think that's fantastic.

Are you kidding? Opening night, Pavarotti in Pagliacci?

Are you kidding? They were merciless.

Are you ready to meet our cast? All right.

Are you reneging out of the deal? Are you reneging?

Are you so completely senile you don't even know...

Are you still scared of clowns?

Are you sure you don't have metal on you?

Are you talking about the woman in the meeting?

Are you telling them the butler story?

Are you the boyfriend? I know she's got a boyfriend.

Are you thinking of ideas?

Are your friends as funny as you?

Aren't those the guys that always go crazy...

Aretha.

Around 4 will be fine. All right, Bobo, see you then.

Around the corner at the Paradise Twin.

Artistic integrity.

As you may or may not know...

Ask that woman.

At least you could've heard your diagnosis.

At that point, there's really very little you can say to the person

At the car wash, the guy told me in 38 years in the business...

At the end of the toast, nobody even drank.

Attention, al units. Attention, al units. Al units, code three.

Aunt Clarice was so ill I guess it was really a blessing.

Authorities disclosed the latest Smog Stranglings suspect...

Babu, I'm gonna fix everything.

Babu. I'll be right back

Baby doll.

Back in public school in Brooklyn...

Back!

Back!

Bank? This is found money.

Banker! So you're killing yourself...

Bass, Jerry.

Batteries have gone dead before. Aren't they prepared?

Batteries have gone dead before. Aren't they prepared?

Be right back.

Be right back.

Be right back.

Beautiful Mercury. I special ordered that bench seat.

Because a girl runs like a girl, with the little steps and the arms flailing out.

Because he was at that baseball fantasy camp in Florida.

Because he's my directions.

Because I can keep the strands long...

Because I can show it to my manager.

Because I can't sleep all tucked in.

Because I can't sleep all tucked in.

Because I don't want him to think that I'm, you know, interested.

Because I had three jokes on it. They were perfectly worded...

Because I have a very radical idea.

Because I need wood around me.

Because I shaved yesterday in the afternoon.

Because I snubbed her. You see? Women, they like that.

Because I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong...

Because I've been watching too much. It was an addiction. I couldn't stop.

Because if I'm looking...

Because if this works, the whole monetary system's obsolete.

Because if you do have a ketchup secret...

Because it is not me that has been exposed, but you.

Because it may seem outwardly...

Because it's discriminatory.

Because of Davola. Get in here.

Because of me?

Because people like to say salsa.

Because she had my mail.

Because she puts up a stink every time I have a piece of meat.

Because that's your thing.

Because the radar detector, as I understand it, detects radar!

Because there was a lot of cake lying around the house...

Because they don't want us.

Because they know I'll get in line early.

Because we've all been in that situation.

Because when these women are around, who's looking at clothes?

Because you hated your father...

Because you kissed me.

Because you were going to...

Because, you know what we got here, really?

Beep beep."Cart people. Look out. Cart people. Look out."

Before anything's done, there are meetings.

Believe me, they're all crooks.

Besides that. Look at the waitresses.

Betsy, dear, have you had anything to eat?

Betsy, dear, have you had anything to eat?

Between the car being totalled, the towing charge and the fine...

Between you and me, you would have paid through the nose.

BICs? What, did you get BICs?

Big. Big.

Bilking people out of their life savings. Oh, yeah.

Bingo.

Bite?

Body lotion, Jerry, body lotion.

Bon voyage, Lainey.

Bother me?

Botticelli's. Look at you. I'm afraid to go in there.

Boy, I think about it a lot.

Boy, I'm getting a good sweat here. Great sweat. Good beads. Nice beads.

Boy, I'm really starting to dislike the Drake.

Boy, I'm realy sweating.

Boy, some cast, huh? Pavarotti, Eva Marton.

Boy, talk about a show about nothing.

Boy, that's a nice triangle.

Boy, they really worked on your pectorals.

Boy, this really burns me up.

Boy, you got a lot of stuff here.

Boy, you guys ought to move in.

Boy.

Boy.

Boy. She's a wacko.

Break up with her. But you know what this means.

Bunch of morons.

Burned?

Burned.

Businessmen, colleagues, if I may.

But a few more dates, you can find out for yourself.

But are you still master of your domain?

But as long as I've got a breath...

But even nothing is something.

But for some reason, I didn't hear a thing...

But for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives...

But he left.

But he picks his nose.

But he told Joyce that he wants to meet me outside here at 9:00 tonight.

But I always get confused in the movie theatre by the plot.

But I can't make my brain to get my mouth to say the words:

But I didn't I had no idea I didn't realize.

But I don't like it.

But I got this all timed out.

But I gotta be honest with you, I gotta tell you...

But I have to admit that I like flying. I like those...

But I showered, and I shampooed. So...

But I want you.

But I was clearly on the outer edge of the nostril.

But I was really being sincere.

But I will tell you this:

But I would assume that there was big, big trouble for that clown.

But if I ask Elaine, Kramer will feel slighted.

But if it's good to be a clown, then I would have to rethink the whole thing.

But if you get rid of the relationship so you can get girls...

But if you wait, they won't let you back in!

But it comes fairly easy to me.

But let's face it...

But my personal favourite would have to be that we had to invent the helmet.

But no, no. I didn't get any goitre information.

But only by the grace of God.

But she wants the shoes.

But she was 15.

But some day we'll be driving along...

But that lake must be freezing.

But that's because you're over there.

But the difference between single and married...

But the doctor says it's just a slight concussion.

But the whole car smells.

But the worst way of flying, I think, is standby.

But there was no motion. There was nothing.

But there was nobody sitting here.

But there's no signs here.

But they're all somewhat incidental to the actual using of the brain.

But this is John F. Kennedy Jr. we're talking about.

But this time...

But toast I love.

But troubled, strange.

But troubled, strange.

But when the check comes, where are they?

But within that basic framework, there are many subtle variations...

But women definitely go to the absolute extreme.

But you also have a relationship.

But you are, Blanche. You are in the shackles.

But you can't act.

But you essentially wear the same thing all the time.

But you like the athlete's foot bit, right?

But you made it through the day before.

But you never became a banker, did you, Mr. Kramer?

But you still kind of maintain the image in your head:

But you will use a retractor.

But your loyalty is beyond question.

But, Cherish the cabin.

But, Jerry, we're riffing.

But, Maurice, I'm positive you told me 9:50.

But, Mr. Cantwell, you owe me for the soup.

But, Mr. Fields, I'm here to spend some time with you.

But, officer, he threatened me.

But, you know, Mr. Ross, if you look at the whole situation...

By mistake. By mistake, Jerry. I'm sorry.

By the way, did you get a chance to read the script?

By the way, how am I doing?

By the way, Susan called for you a minute ago.

By the way, you owe me $7.50.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Call her agency. Maybe she's been out of town and didn't get the calls.

Calling people I hardly know...

Camp Tioga, 1978?

Can I come in right now?

Can I get coffee? You know, I was walking home...

Can I have a medium Diet Coke?

Can I tell you something in confidence?

Can we do this later, George?

Can we still be friends?

Can you begin to comprehend what that means?

Can you believe that message?

Can you come here for a second?

Can you get vomit out of suede?

Can you go in the bubble?

Can you help me get on The Tonight Show?

Can you imagine that? A bubble.

Can you imagine?

Can you move that?

Can you stay for another beating? I'll bop him in the head.

Can't get it off.

Can't go left.

Can't they go, You're under arrest. You ever seen a Baretta?

Can't walk down the street in South America.

Can't we just fix the old one?

Can't we just say, Hey, the door's open, we'll take whoever you got.

Can't you at least die with a little dignity?

Cancelled? Do I still get credit for the pickup?

Cancer? Is it cancer? Do I have cancer?

Care to make it interesting?

Care? Forget about care. Love.

Carefully?

Carol. This guy's writing a sitcom.

Casting tomorrow at NBC, 4:00. We're in business. The pilot's on!

Castro, huh?

Caught you? Doing what?

Celeste.

Chamberlain.

Cherish the cabin.

Cherry Binaca. It's new.

Cheryl call me last night. Lawsuit back on.

Cheryl convinced Ping to drop the case against me.

Cheryl was supposed to take care of it. He should be back by now.

Clara Barton? What did she do?

Clear the way so people with tickets can pass.

Closet business?

Come in.

Come on up.

Come on up.

Come on up.

Come on up.

Come on up.

Come on up.

Come on up.

Come on up.

Come on up.

Come on up.

Come on up. It's George.

Come on, check it out. He laughs, he cries, he sings. Pagliacci.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on. You wanna go?

Come on, E/aine, it's just a goitre.

Come on, I'm in here. Come on.

Come on, Jerry, let's go.

Come on, Jerry, the masquerade is over.

Come on, Jerry, you gotta see the operation.

Come on, Jerry. Go along. Go along.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's stay with it. We gotta finish this today.

Come on, now. Come on, let's get it together.

Come on, that's great.

Come on, Vern. Page, Preston, don't you think we ought to do something?

Come on, will you?

Come on, you gotta go. He's harmless. He's got a little crush on you.

Come on, you're...

Come on! Let's go, baby! Come on!

Come on! Not only that, a juicer is one of the healthiest ways

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Don't you think they seem just a bit too perfect?

Come on. Go.

Come on. How hard is that? Look at all the junk that's on TV.

Come on. It's opening night. Black tie, Pagliacci. The great clown.

Come on. Let go of me. I'm telling you, I didn't do anything wrong.

Come on. One whiff.

Come on. Take it off. Take it off.

Come on. This is Pavarotti.

Come on. We can still catch most of Rochele Rochele.

Come on. We're on vacation.

Come, come, you're soaking wet. Come in.

Comfort schmomfort.

Coming out of the shower.

Coming out of your office, your apartment.

Committees have to study the situation.

Congratulations. That will save you some money.

Consummation? I don't think you have enough material.

Contest? A contest?

Continue.

Cop goes, Just wanted to make sure you had some friends. Move it along.

Cop stops you.Where you going? Traffic school.Go ahead.

Cops eating Milanos? What kind of crazy town is this?

Corbin Bernsen.

Corbin Bernsen.

Costanza.

Could have been a lot worse.

Could I ask you a question?

Could I have the kosher meal? I hear the kosher meal is good.

Could I just use your bathroom for a moment?

Could I keep my trench coat in your closet for a few months?

Could I offer you something to drink? Coffee, anything?

Could only save one bag.

Could we continue this another time?

Could we do the Universal tour? They have that Backdraft exhibit.

Could we get a little more?

Could you do me a favour?

Could you do me a favour?

Could you do that?

Could you get ?

Could you go into the room with me to visit him?

Could you go now, Georgie? I'm very hungry. I'm weak.

Could you not tuck the blankets in?

Could you not tuck the blankets in?

Could you shut up?

Couldn't be.

Couldn't do it. Could he?

Crapshoot.

Crazy Joe Davola.

Cuban cigars. It's a present from my father.

Cuban cigars. It's a present from my father.

Dad, before we go, I got a little something for you.

Dad, this other car cut us off.

Dad, you all right? What's the matter?

Dad, you're sure you don't need more money?

Daddy, about the cabin.

Daddy, there's There's something that we have to talk to you about.

Dalrymple just cancelled the pilot.

Damn it. I almost had it.

Damn it. I almost had it.

Damn it. I can't move it.

Damn shame too.

Danish. Is it from Denmark?

Dark and disturbed?

Davola came after me.

Davola says you're next.

Dead, Jerry. Because of this.

Dear Henry...

Death is number two.

Designing rockets, flying off into space.

Did God say to Moses, Thou shalt not pick?

Did he give you a reason?

Did he just steal the raisins?

Did I ? I lost it. Did you take it?

Did I frighten you? I may look weird, but I'm just like you.

Did she say anything else to you?

Did they ? Did they carry it in rolls in their duffel bags?

Did they find out woo woo is more effective than waa?

Did you ever notice this? Did you ever notice that?guy.

Did you get your hair done today?

Did you hear this?

Did you hire that clown?

Did you just double dip that chip?

Did you just order coffee?

Did you notice anything unusual about it?

Did you or did you not tell Kramer that I got my shoes at Botticelli's?

Did you say Elaine?

Did you say goitre? What goitre?

Did you see that guy?

Did you see the look on his face? Did you see how insulted he was?

Did you talk to her?

Did you, by any chance, take them with you when you left?

Didn't I tell you to get out of here?

Dirty talking?

Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kid

Do I acknowledge her? Do I ignore her?

Do I have a case for you guys to do on L.A. Law.

Do I have a case for you guys to do on L.A. Law.

Do I have to write him a note or something?

Do I know you?

Do I need a hat? I need a hat, don't I?

Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?

Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?

Do I think you're a clown? No. Not if it's bad to be a clown.

Do nothing, fall ass backwards in the money...

Do they forget that they're married?

Do they go, 5:00. Time to hit the bars and pick up hookers.

Do they just sit there going, Boy, that guy was crazy.

Do we have to specify the wretched refuse?

Do we know where the 101 is? No.

Do we know where the 134 is?

Do we know where the 170 is? No.

Do you believe the deal we got on this?

Do you discuss it beforehand? How does that work?

Do you ever laugh?

Do you ever rub it against the grain?

Do you guys live together?

Do you have a ketchup secret?

Do you have any cash?

Do you have any salsa?

Do you have any salsa?

Do you have it on you?

Do you have something a little more...

Do you hear what you're saying?