Seinfeld Soundboard Edit

A Jesus Fish! #seinfeld #elaine #puddy #ichthys #jesus fish

A new holiday was born! A Festivus for the rest of us #festivus #new holiday #seinfeld

Absolutely not! #kramer #george costanza #michael richards #jason alexander #no

And I'm assuming I need it right away #right now #pronto #get on it #j peterman

And you wanna be my latex sailor.

And you want to be my latex salesman #you want to be my latex salesman #latex #kramer

And you want to be my latex salesman? #seinfeld #sales #latex

Another Festivus Miracle! #festivus #miracle #seinfeld #kramer

AntiDentite #antidentite #anti dentite #antidentite bastard

Anything Goes! #george costanza #thunderdome #free for all #anarchy

Apartheid RSA + Seinfeld

Apartheid Seinfeld

Are These Free? #seinfeld #kramer #michael richards #free #eat

Are You Crazy #finding out #are you crazy #seinfled #george costanza #discover #finding #new

Are You Crazy #seinfeld #george #jerry #costanza #crazy

Are You Crazy?! #george costanza #are you insane #yelling #enthused

Awful, I hate it #awful #i hate it #hate it #i dont like it #terrible #it sucks

Back it up #back it up #beep beep #slow down #hold up #george costanza

Bald men with no job and no money do no approach strange woman #george costanza #dating #bald #jobless

Balm #balm #seinfeld #jackie chiles #kramer

Beefarino #horse #kramer

Blow it off #blow it off #skip meeting #jerry seinfeld

But I don't wanna be a pirate! #i dont want to be a pirate #puffy shirt #jerry seinfeld

Child named seven #seinfeld seven #named seven #seven #name seven

Chiropractor didn't do anything #seinfeld chiropractor #i pay what i say #75 bucks #touch this feel that #doctor #only paying half #george costanza

Chiropractor's Office #george costanza #hate the little room #doctor

Come and listen to the idiot! #george costanza #idiot #buffoon #clown #dumb #dummy

Cucumbers on Pizza #cucumbers #seinfeld #poppi #kramer

Del boca vista #del boca vista #costanza #seinfeld

Devil horns #elaine #thats right

Did you steal my car? Yes, I did. You did. I did. But that's my car. I don't know. It's yours.

Didn't they notice it? No, I could. They not notice it because it's a little mint. It's a junior mint.

Dinners, Movies, Talking #dating #george costanza #regret #relationship

Do You Ever Get Down On One Knee and Thank God For Me #get down on one knee #thankful for me #youre welcome #im the best #george constanza #seinfeld

Do you know how it's getting telling people I even know you? #jerry seinfeld #ashamed #embarrassed #friends

Do You Want To Have Sex With Me Right Now #sex #do you want to #intercourse #flirting #flirt #george costanza #seinfeld

Dolores! #seinfeld #jerry seinfeld

Double dipped the chip #double dipping #chip etiquette #tostitos #party foul #chip dip #super bowl

Eating in bed #hungry #snack #lazy #fried chicken #kenny rogers roasters #kramer

Eclaire #garbage #snack #seinfeld #eating out of the trash

Elaine Christmas Card #card #mail #kramer #nipslip #picture #photo #christmas card

Elaine Dance #elaine seinfeld #dance #party

Elaine No More Soup for You..

Elaine says Die #seinfeld die enlgishpatient #just die already #hate the movie #go to hell

Everytime I think i'm out the pull me back in #george costanza #stuck #hopeless #upset

Festivus is back! #festivus is back #holidays #holiday season #seinfeld

For spite #for spite #out of spite #just for spite #just to spite #spite #jerry seinfeld

Gene’s Trash #genes trash #im gene #gene is trash #elaine

George and the fire #fire #castanza #coward

George Costanza Sleeping Under Desk #seinfeld #george costanza #sleeping under desk #tired at work #nap time #daylight savings time #national napping day #lunch break

George is getting upset #george costanza #upset #george is getting upset

George likes his Chicken Spicy #hot #spicy #food #too hot #peppery #spicy food #george #seinfeld

Get A Picture Of Him With His Shirt Off #kramer #george costanza #jason alexander #michael richards #picture #shirtless

Get In The Mood #get in the mood #hang out #not in the mood #seinfeld #george costanza

Get well #seinfeld #get well #sick #feel better

Get Well Cake #seinfeld #get well soon #song #annoying #stop it

Get well, get well soon! #seinfeld #get well #feel better soon #speedy recovery

Giddy up! #dive right in #kramer #swimming #giddy up

Giddy up! #kramer #lets go #giddy up #sounds good #thumbs up

Give Me A Big Smile #kramer #smile #doctor #picture #michael richards #seinfeld #photo

Goerge is Getting Upset #george is getting upset

Good Let's keep it that way #kramer #matthew richards #secret #no idea what youre talking about #what

Grab a broom! Sweep! Sweep! Sweep! #sweep #sweeping #grab a broom #series sweep #seinfeld #cleaning

Greg Seinfeld 1

Greg Seinfeld 2

Greg Seinfeld 3

Happy Birthday #happy birthday #birthday #birthday wish #bday

Happy Festivus #festivus #seinfeld

Happy Festivus, Everyone! #happy festivus #kramer #holidays #christmas #seinfeld #merry christmas

He Took It Out #elaine #jerry #indecent exposure #julia louis dreyfus

He took it out #itout

He took. Get out.

He's a little hot #seinfeld #hes hot #elaine

He's Got A Great Butt #seinfeld #great butt #tinder #dating #attractive #complement #butt #elaine benes

Hellllo #helloooooo #hi #jerry seinfeld #hello #greeting #knock on door

Hello "Doctor" #seinfeld dr #george costanza #fake doctor #not a real doctor

Helloooo #hello #hey #whats up #seinfeld

Hey Buddy #kramer #hey #greetings #hello #buddy #hi

Hey Buddy #kramer #turkey #thanksgiving #hello #hi #wave

Hi Schmoopie #hello #hi #hey #yo #nickname #schmoopie #schmoopy #cutesy #love #seinfeld

His Buttocks Are Sublime #kramer #model #butt #seinfeld #michael richards #pose #fitness

His wife is in a coma.

How did I not think of this earlier #george costanza #ideas #good idea

How do you cross those wires? I didn't cross any wires. The keys were in it. Sid left the keys in the car. All right. I got to go. Drive carefully.

How So #how so #ill tell ya #george costanza

How you doin over there? #george #bubbleboy #bubble #boy #not #good #susan

I can browse around on my own #kramer #michael richards #solo #do it myself #browse #look around

I can’t help you #i cant help you #george costanza #youve got the gift #only one that can help me #teach me to sing like you #paverati #lost cause

I choose not to run! #jerry #race #run #seinfeld

I could drop you like a bag of dirt #bag of dirt #elaine

I don't even know what you're talking about #michael richards #kramer #huh #what #seinfeld

I don't even really work here #seinfeld #kramer #work #michael richards

I don't understand how do these thieves start the car? Do they cross the wires or something crossed the wires? I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

I don't wanna be remembered I wanna be forgotten #george costanza #sex #virginity #forgettable

I Find You Extremely Ugly #newman #kramer #insult #ugly #appearance #dressed #clothes #face #looks #fashion #slam

I find your belief system, fascinating #festivus #belief system #religion #religious #culture #seinfeld

I got a lot of problems with you people, now you're gonna hear about it #festivus #airing of grievances #problems with you people #youre gonna listen #pay attention #social issues #seinfeld

I Got It #seinfeld #jerry #eureka #good idea #finally #about time #nailed it #boom #success #sweet #i got it #george costanza #accomplish

I got it.

I got it.

I gotta focus, I’m shifting into soup mode #george costanza #focus #soup mode #seinfeld

I Gotta Get Out Of This City #i gotta get out #leave #break #vacation #george costanza #seinfeld

I Hate Him #i hate him #despise #break up #him #dislike #seinfeld

I hate you hate him. I despise him. Why? I'll tell you why, let me tell. No, you can't tell. You always tell it. Alright, tell you. Just tell it.

I Intend To Undertake This #with or without #are you scared #help me #do it #friends #scared #seinfeld

I know less about women than anyone #george costanza #women #dating #clueless #bad

I like to think I have a little grace #elaine #grace #jackie o #seinfeld #julia louis dreyfus

I Loathe You #newman #kramer #insult #dislike #hate #jerk #slam #douche

I never know what to say to her about. It is one of those problems I hope would just go away. Well, sometimes you can't help these people till they hit rock bottom, and by then you've lost interest.

I pinch yourself because you have to do this all day for very little money. Hey, what's he doing? I think he's stealing our rickshaw.

I Realized There Had to Be Another Way #frank costanza #kramer #festivus #idea #plan #instructions #alternate #path #directions #route #map #gps #waze

I really think we need to talk #break ups #relationships #uh oh #we need to talk #talk

I Really Think We Need To Talk #we need to talk #talk #discuss #seinfeld #problem

I said spread em! #seinfeld #kramer #michael richards #spread em #frisk

I Stepped on Your Last Rose #seinfeld #kramer #serenity now #scream

I stopped short #making a move #smooth criminal #ladies man #old move #stopping short #seinfeld

I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing #no one told me #plead ignorance #didnt know #uninformed #in the dark #not my fault #passing blame #innocent #unintentional #george costanza #wasnt me

I think you have me confused #seinfeld #kramer #lol #mix up

I was in the pool! #george costanza #shrinkage #swimming

I'm a damn good cop!! #seinfeld #kramer #michael richards #cop #detective #you a cop

I'm Back Baby #frank costanza #back #arrived #home #again #sequel #second #win #joined

I'm Back Baby! #im back baby #jerry stiller #give me that spatula #frank costanza

I'm back baby! I'm back! #george costanza #im back #returned #revival #reborn

I'm Distrubed, I'm Depressed #depressed #distrubed #i am #seinfeld #george costanza

I'm gonna have to keep my eye on that #kramer #doctor #watch #lookout #seinfeld

I'm gonna let you off #kramer #matthew richards #seinfeld #warning #let you off

I'm gonna need some water #george costanza #hot and heavy #dehydrated #flustered

I'm Gonna Need Some Water Here #need water #suspense #george costanza #waiting #wait #seinfeld

I'm hip to the whole scene #kramer #hip #seinfeld #lmao #lol #michael richards

I'm Keith Hernandez #keith hernandez #seinfeld

I'm not gonna betray that trust #seinfeld #kramer #george costanza #doctor #trust #michael richards #jason alexander #honesty

I'm not treating you to lunch anymore! #george costanza #treat to lunch #lunch

I'm out #out #kramer #i quit #done #seinfeld

I'm really sorry.

I'm So Sorry #jerry seinfeld #sorry #apology #sarcasm

I'm sorry, the card says Moops.

I'm The Opposite Of Every Guy #seinfeld #george constanza #dating #tinder #opposite of every guy

I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met #george costanza #who are you #relationship #dating

I'm unemployed and I live with my parents #my name is george #unemployed #live with my parents #pick up line #flirting #seinfeld #george costanza

I've driven women to lesbianism before but never a mental institute #george costanza #break ups #relationships #understanding #lesbian

If a doctor can do it, why can’t we? #cable guy #on time #seinfeld

In A Sack #in a sack #woke up in the hudson river in a sack #kramer #tried to kill me

Installing a Clarkman Garbage Disposal #puddy #kramer #clarkman #garbage #disposal #newyork

Is That How You're Going To Say It #seinfeld #tinder #dating #try again #dates #texting #words #say it

It moved #seinfeld #george costanza #boner #it moved #massage #erection

It's a Festivus Miracle! #festivus #miracle #holidays #kramer #seinfeld

It's a perfect plan. So inspired, so devious, yet so simple. This is what I do.

It's an eyelash. Make a wish. I don't want to make a wish. Didn't come true.

It's Fantastic #fantastic #look at it #looks good #outfits #perfect #ootd #seinfeld

It's Not A Lie If You Believe It #not lying #lying #seinfeld #george costanza #believe it

It's not a lie, if you believe it #polygraph #lie #deceit #fib #liar #truth #dishonest #seinfeld #george costanza

It's not the same #george costanza #its different #compare

It's Not The SATs #sats #easy #fast #painless #safe

It's Not You, It's Me #george costanza #its me #dating #tinder #bumble #break up #seinfeld #its not you its me

It's true, you can't do the switch. Nobody can do the switch. It's a stupid idea to begin with.

Its like a sauna in here #seinfeld #kramer #sauna #hot #sweat #cleanse #detox

Jay buhner #seinfeld

Jerry, it's Bo. But the whole car smells. So someone somebody has Bo, they all usually stays with the B. Once the B leaves, the O goes with it.

Kramer #seinfeld #get in here #at the door

Kramer AC #ac #kramer #air conditioner #blooper

Kramer and the Van Buren Gang #number 8 #garlic #pizza #gang signs #martin van buren

Kramer Cringes #seinfeld #kramer #lol #lmao #test #food #drink #cringe #eh

Kramer drinks beer and smokes cigarette #kramer #drinking #smoking #beer #cigarette #same time #chug

Kramer Falls #seinfeld #kramer #fall #michael richards #whoops

Kramer Falls Off The Runway #seinfeld #kramer #michael richards #stage #fall #lmao #auction #runway #elaine #julia louis dreyfus #awkward

Kramer Gets Angry #seinfeld #michael richards #kramer #restaurant #italian #angry #yell #confront

Kramer Gets Nauseous #seinfeld #kramer #michael richards #food #nasty #nauseous #puke #gross

Kramer Hennigans #scotch #alcohol #drink #our little secret #booze

Kramer Hennigans Scotch #booze #alcohol #liquor #scotch #drinking #drunk

Kramer Models #model #kramer #michael richards #bam #seinfeld #calvin kramer #confidence #sexual

Kramer Pays In Change #seinfeld #kramer #michael richards #change #payment #money #restaurant #italian #pennies #inconvenient

Kramer Pimp #kramer

Kramer This Is Pefect #kramer #george costanza #michael richards #jason alexander #perfect

Kramer tries to buy the van #seinfeld #what do i have to do to put you in this van today #interesting trades considered #anthony quinn #undershirt

Kramer trying to distract Joe DiMaggio #kramer #seinfeld #joe dimaggio #distracting #getting attention #flagging down #waiter #waitress

Kramer. He's just a dentist. Yeah, and you're an anti dentite. I am not an anti dentite. You're our Robin anti dentite.

Kramer's Serenity Now #seinfeld #kramer #im at peace with the world #you dont look so good

Lemon tree #lemon tree #tippy toe #signal word #code word

Let's Have A Looksy #kramer #michael richards #doctor #looksy #seinfeld #examine #inspect

Let's rumble! #lets rumble #fight #get it on #wrestling #brawl #throw down #festivus #feats of strength #seinfeld

Let’s get nuts #george #costanza #seinfeld #the hamptons #lets get nuts

Lets keep it that way #seinfeld #kramer #secret #michael richards #keep it that way

Living in the past man #seinfeld #hung up on some clown #move on #get over it #george costanza

Look At This #seinfeld #kramer #restaurant #michael richards #burned #ruined

Look Away I'm Hideous #kramer #ugly #look away #monster

Look busy #kramer #typing #murphy brown #keyboard #office humor #look busy #boss #supervisor

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it #looking at cleavage #eyes are up here #boobs #seinfeld #chest #ogle

Lord of the idiots #george costanza #costanza lord of the idiots #biggest idiot #im an idiot

Make love to that wall pervert #kramer #seinfeld #michael richards #pervert

Movie Theater Noise #movie theater #movies #rude #george costanza #seinfeld #angry #yelling

Moving to Florida #seinfeld #frank costanza #morty seinfeld #del boca vista

My ex came over, yada yada yada #tired #tinder #ex #sex #yada #seinfeld

My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be #george costanza #life sucks #rough life #depressed

My mother always said I'm not special #george costanza #special #normal

My Mother Caught Me #george costanza #masturbation #caught #ashamed

Name baby seven #seinfeld seven #baby seven #named seven #seven #name seven

Newman Insult Full Scene #newman #kramer #insult #slam #odor #gas #stink #fart #bathroom #toilet #poop #crap #looks #smell #stank #ugly #jerk

Next #next #continue #agenda #on deck #soup nazi #seinfeld #your turn #lets go

No No No No No #no no no #deny #how about #gorge constanza #seinfeld

No offense, this holiday's a little out there #festivus #weird #strange #peculiar #odd #kramer #holiday #seinfeld

No Sleep #exams #college #no sleep #sleepy #tired #finals #seinfeld #help

No soup for you! #soup nazi #seinfeld #no soup for you

No Tippy Toe? #tippy toe #you dont like tippy toe #dislike tippy toe

No, no, I'm working on it.

No, no, see, that's no good. See, you don't know how to act.

Nobody came up. I hang up.

Not an Orgy Guy #seinfeld #jerry #george #costanza #orgy #cant do it

Not that there's anything wrong with that #jerry #its okay #alright #nothing wrong #dealing with it

Not To Run

Not Yet #not yet #seinfeld

Now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the Feats of Strength #festivus #feats of strength #seinfeld #wrestle #fight

Now, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later. I'm sorry, we're not allowed to do that. I guess you don't want people calling you at home. Well, now you know how I feel.

Office Culture #was that wrong #plead ignorance #george costanza #hr #human resources #office policies #corporate culture #written up #company rules #should i not have done that

Oh I'm stressed #stressed out #overwhelmed #nervous #tweaking #freaking out #jerry seinfeld #impersonate #kramer

Oh my God.

Oh not a problem #kramer #michael richards #no problem

Oh, the humanity! #oh the humanity #mail truck fire #newman #flames #burning #disaster #fire

Ohh yeah.

One in a Million Hand #george #costanza #seinfeld #hand #applause #poker #high five #clapping #clap #indians #mlb #closer

Outrageous, egregious, preposterous! #jackie chiles #attorney

Pace Yourself #work #job #pace yourself #slow down #little money #seinfeld #pace

Pigmen #george costanza #looks #ugly #vain

Ping pong #table tennis #ping pong #kramer #playing ping pong

Problem For Them #jackie chiles #seinfeld #kramer #problem for them

Schmoopie #nickname #schmoopie #schmoopy #love #cutesy #seinfeld

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SEINFELD BASS DONTEFLON

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Seinfeld FUKKED

Seinfeld hello

Seinfeld Intro

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Seinfeld Numb

Seinfeld Opening

Seinfeld Pez Clapping #pez #clap #applause #ovation #cheer #golf clap

Seinfeld Saying Rachel

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Seinfeld Theme YEAH!

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Serenity Now #seinfeld #are you alright #kramer #im fine #serenity

Serenity Now, Insanity Later #seinfeld #serenity #insanity #crazy

Serenity Now! #serenity #coping #frank costanza

Serenity now! #serenity now #seinfeld #heated #frustrated #aggrevated #irritated #annoyed #bothered #irked #miffed #pissed off #jerry stiller

Serenity Now! Cantsantya

Shut up. Shut up.

Shut Your Mouth #shut up #shut your mouth #fight me #be quiet #george costanza #seinfeld #try me

Sick is the only way to go #george costanza #sick #degenerate #misguided

Smoking #seinfeld #george costanza #smoking #cigarrettes

Soda #soda #we dont care for soda #dont like soda #how do you not like soda #george costanza #bubbly #refreshing

Speechless #seinfeld #crickets #loss for words #gasp

Spicy #hot #spicy #peppery #too hot #seinfeld #george

Square to Spare #tp #toilet paper #ply #i cant spare a square #elaine #seinfeld #hoarding #covid19 #coronavirus #pandemic #outbreak #shortage

Stick a fork in me I'm done #kramer #jerry seinfeld #tan #sunburn

Sticking It! #sticking it to me #sticking it #george costanza

Stuff your sorries in a sack mister #you can stuff your sorries in a sack #george costanza

Sweep? Yes. Sweep

Sweet Fancy Moses #moses #thumbs #elaine #seinfeld #george costanza

T Bone, the ladies are gonna love you #seinfeldtbone #love ya #ladies are going to love you #george costanza

Taking care of business #kramer #tcb #take care of business

That is so cool! #george costanza #excited #awesome #amazing #exciting

That's a shame #jerry #sarcasm

That's Dynamite #george costanza #thats awesome #regret #sarcasm

That's Gold Jerry, Gold #seinfeld #jerry #gold #good stuff #great #wonderful #terrific #great job #magnificent #bania #banya

That's GOLD Jerry! #awesome #amazing #goodjob

That's my car.

That's No Good #george costanza #no good #uh oh #not as planned

That's not going to be good for business #not going to be good for anybody #not gonna be good for business #not gonna be good for anybody #bad for business #bad business

The Answering Machine #george costanza #voicemail #screening calls #phone call

The best, Jerry, the best! (Kenny Bania) #kenny bania #the best #sensationalist #seinfeld

The Big Salad #seinfeld #big salad

The Festivus Dinner #disappointment #festivus dinner #airing of grievances #seinfeld

The Jerk Store Called #the jerk store called #theyre running out of you #george costanza

The laugh #the laugh #seinfeld #elaine

The ocean called

The summer of George #george costanza #proclaim #george #summer

The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances #festivus #airing of grievances #clear the air #complaints #gripes #seinfeld

There's Nothing Funny About That #not funny #awkward #humorless #elaines dad #uncomfortable #frightening

These pretzels are making me thirsty #pretzels #nationalpretzelday #making me thirsty #thirsty #parched #beer

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty #thirsty #parched #pretzels #george #drink #need a drink #seinfeld

These pretzels. I'm making me thirsty.

These pretzels. I'm making me thirsty.

They're real and they're spectacular #teri hatcher #real #authentic #genuine #natural #boob job #breast augmentation #the real deal

This Is Anarchy! #george costanza #society #anarchy #whats going on #wtf #lawless

This man is a genius #genius #brilliant #this man is a genius #seinfeld

This whole place is going downhill #kramer #michael richards #taunt #comeback #seinfeld

Tippy Toe #tippy toe #signal #signal word #code word #secret code tippy toe

Today is your lucky day junior #kramer #seinfeld #lucky day #matthew richards

Toilet Paper Elaine #spare a square #tp #toilet paper #2 ply #shortage #hoarding #covid19 #coronavirus #pandemic #outbreak

Tried to Be Nice #gesture #kramer #mickey #chivalry #nice #hold door #hodor #gentleman #favor #kind #assist #teamwork #sarcasm

Unfortunately The Immutable Laws Of Physics #counter argument #wrong #incorrect premise #incorrect #premise #seinfeld #unfortunately #physics

Unfortunately, we ran out of cars, but the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservations. I know why we have reservations. I don't think you do.

UNO MOMENTO, POR FAVOR!

Wallets gone #morty #seinfeld #wallet #gone

Was that wrong? #george costanza #incorrect #am i right #did i get that right #was that wrong #true or false #accurate #did i do it right #inappropriate #loop #foul play #ground rules #rule breaker

Wasn't Talking To You #wasnt talking to you #never mind #dont worry #ignore me #seinfeld #george costanza #argument #losing

We All Want the Hand #hand #applause #high five #clapping #clap

We Are In A Society #seinfeld #george costanza #we are in a society #yelling #calm down

We are living in a society act in a civilized way! #george costanza #aggravated #angry #upset #ne nice #mad

We Want You to Get Well #get well soon #bad singing #annoying

We're moving to Florida #seinfeld #florida #del boca vista #costanza #frank

Well Now We’re Gettin’ Somewhere #the deal #progress #deal #negotiate #discuss #idea #thought

What Are We Going To Do There #bored #friends #hang out #talking #plans #elaine #seinfeld

What are you eating?

What do you mean you're not gonna do it? #george costanza #mad #angry #confused #why

What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt? #kramer #seinfeld #michael richards #cook #italian

What the hell does that mean? #what the hell does that mean #wth #what does that mean

Who Could Love Me? #kramer #seinfeld #jackie chiles #who could love me

Who Could Love Me? #kramer #ugly #unloved

Wink #agreement #have understanding #seinfeld #kramer #jason #george castanza #jerry seinfeld #wink

Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? #george costanza #insecure #pleading #what am i

Would It Kill You To Not Be Funny #seinfeld #dont be funny #stop being funny #youre funny #george costanza #flirt #tinder

Would you like to come up for some coffee? #george costanza #clueless #missed opportunity #dating

Wow, that was fast #that was quick #elaine

Wow, that was fast. What was that woman across the street? You know, you better be careful about it. She's gonna get you next.

Yada yada yada #yada #seinfeld #george costanza

Yada yada yada, I'm still single #yada #george costanza #seinfeld #single #relationship #tinder

Yadda yadda yadda. I'm really tired today.

Yankees #george costanza #seinfeld #yankees #houston #son of a bitch #bastards

Yeah, well, he's in perfect health. He works out. He's vibrant. He'd really like him. Why do people always say that? I hate everybody. Why would I like him?

YEAH! #kramer #yeah #yes #seinfeld

You Anti Dentite bastard #antidentite bastard #antidentite #anti dentite

You Are Nothing But a Piece of Crap #newman #insult #kramer #records #poop #jerk #turd #dislike #angry #upset #liar #sarcasm #sarcastic

You dip the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again.

You don't ask, you tell

You Emit a Foul and Unpleasant Odor #newman #kramer #stink #smell #gas #fart #poop #crap #dump #toot #stank #insult #slam #stomach #diarrhea #bathroom #restroom #toilet

You Gotta Get Some Lifts for Your Shoes #kyler murray #lifts #shoemaker #kramer #mickey #heightening

You hurt the maestro's feelings #maestro #kramer #you know you hurt the maestros feelings #hurt my feelings

You just blew my mind #mind blown #wow #amazing #shocked #cant believe it #kramer

You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else in search of a tree. Well, he's from Jersey, yes, and now he's a full-fledged American.

You wanna piece of me? #piece of me #challenge #fight #bring it on #want a piece of me

You're An Idiot #idiot #dumb #elaine benes #seinfeld

You're banned from the store #kramer #banned #no #dont want your business #thrown out

You're not very bright, are you? #dumb #idiot #moron #not smart #jerry seinfeld #not very smart

You're scheming arent you? #kramer #george costanza #jason alexander #scheme #sneaky #michael richards

You're telling me wine is better than pepsi? #george costanza #beverages #wine #alcohol #spirits #cola

You're the punk I'm looking for #kramer #matthew richards #seinfeld #found you #punk

You're their all time best seller.

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