Jerry Seinfeld Soundboard Edit

A lot of people think we have a white problem in this country. I don't agree with that. I don't believe we have a weight problem until we're all physically touching each other all the time.

A whole does not exist. Words have meanings.

After I got married, I would be discussing the tone in my voice.

Am I getting closer?

And I don't like your.

Come on.

Do shut up. You shut up.

Do you know who I am #seinfeld larry king #indignant #my name is

Eyes front, grind it out.

Hug? No Thanks #not interested #rejected #denial #dating #kesha #awkward rejection

I don't feel comfortable with your friends.

I don't like him.

I thought it was a marriage. Apparently it's a musical.

I was not aware.

I'm not yelling. I'm hungry.

I've never heard anyone who talks like this.

It is solid human flesh.

Let's stop right there.

Men do have different tones.

Never imagined it. Love it.

Now the old people drive. They drive slow. They sit low. That is their motto. State flag of Florida should be just a steering wheel with a hat and two knuckles on.

Ohh no. That's why I'm out here talking to you.

Thank you. Alright.

That's not fair.

What a horrible little snack.

Who the hell is this guy?