Seinfeld - Season 5 Edit

A beautiful woman like you should. You're quite breathtaking.

A Bunsen burner.

A coffee table book about coffee tables.

A coffee table book about coffee tables.

A discount on dry cleaning?

A divorce?

A few stitches? I've never had stitches.

A few weeks ago, my girlfriend mentioned to me...

A finder's fee is 10 percent, no more.

A fire.

A friend of mine from work said she saw George at the tennis match...

A front office kind of thing. Assistant to the traveling secretary.

A giggle not a chuckle nnat it's easy never went high dnmt

A heavyset fellow. I believe he lives in your building.

A high school equivalency program graduate.

A hole in one, huh?

A hundred. I can't change that.

A job with the New York Yankees!

A little better.

A little expensive.

A little hair? Do you think that makes it better?

A little hair? Do you think that makes it better?

A little smudgy."

A little taste.

A long cruise.

A lot of people consider me small and prestigious.

A lot of people have a nose like this. They're not necessarily pig men.

A man plummeted tragically to his ultimate demise...

A medicine cabinet is a place that reveals our weaknesses...

A mohel is the person that performs a circumcision.

A mohel? What the hell is a mohel?

A mouse! I saw a mouse!

A party's a bad date situation. It doesn't matter who you're with.

A person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time.

A pig man!

A positive, uplifting message to start his life out with, huh?

A prophylactic rubber?

A quick change?

A sacred, ancient ceremony...

A thousand three times. Sold...

A thousand twice.

A very immature person.

A very personal way.

A woman found an electronic organizer. My name's in it.

A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.

A woman? What, are you out of your mind?

A writer from Entertainment Weekly. I would like to have a good show.

Aaron is quite the tour guide.

Aaron, are you okay?

Able to manipulate your tentacles and was dependent on cub scouts defeated dnmt inseam of the fans

About coffee tables?

Absolutely nothing Say it again

Actually come out of the birth canal and go:

Actually, Enzo hasn't said that to me in a while.

Actually, I'm planning on spending the day with my father.

Actually, the unadvertised sale starts on Friday.

Actually, this is a true story.

Acupuncturists, herbalists, swamis.

Adam, Jerry and Elaine are here.

After he heckled Toby, she ran out of the building...

After me, you're picking up Tom Hanks? I love him.

After that, anybody with pants on...

After the Giant game, I realized that this problem isn't going away.

Again with the Edward Scissorhands.

Again with the pepper? What do you gotta use all that pepper for?

Ah, here we go. Apple pie.

Ah, Jerry!

Al Nechy called me today.

Al Nechy is not right.

Al Nechy will think twice before he opens his mouth about me again.

Al Nechy, that pimple...

Algae.

All he meant was that he was sorry that the seats aren't very good.

All I have to do is read a few books, memorize a few prayers...

All over my Kathie Lee Casuals.

All right, a little to the left.

All right, all right! Knock it off.

All right, all right.

All right, all right. Goodbye.

All right, all right. Okay, bye.

All right, all right. What are they saying?

All right, break it up. Come on, you two.

All right, but no later. My parents are coming back.

All right, come on.

All right, come on. Let's play.

All right, Frank. That's enough.

All right, George, I have had just about enough of this.

All right, guys.

All right, here we go. Let me get the door.

All right, here you go.

All right, here. You call him right now, okay?

All right, I gotta get going. My parents are expecting me.

All right, I tell you what.

All right, I wanna see the pig man. Show me the pig man.

All right, I'll see you later. Nice meeting you.

All right, I'm canceling the father son picnic.

All right, I'm going.

All right, I'm gonna go upstairs. I'll be right back.

All right, I'm looking for Poppie.

All right, I'm ready.

All right, it wouldn't kill me.

All right, Joey. That's enough.

All right, let me just grab an apple.

All right, let's compromise.

All right, let's go to the yogurt store and get a specimen.

All right, let's go. I'll give you half an hour.

All right, let's go. Who's driving?

All right, let's just forget it.

All right, let's see...

All right, look, he's gonna ask you about my arm.

All right, Newman. One more peep out of you, you're out of the operation.

All right, now, you listen, and you listen good!

All right, please. Please, I cannot have this constant bickering.

All right, take it.

All right, that's it.

All right, the next time you see him, show him this.

All right, this is too much fun. I gotta get back to work.

All right, we got the wine. Aren't we lucky? We got wine.

All right, we're taking a car service.

All right, well, I will personally go out to Queens...

All right, well, there's this blind guy at a party I was at...

All right, what are we getting? It's hot in here.

All right, what are you gonna say to him?

All right, what else?

All right, you guys. Get on their spots. We gotta fix the lights.

All right, you owe me 28.60.

All right! All right!

All right! Rock climbing!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, I'll go.

All right. All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right, you go ahead.

All right. All right. Out. Out.

All right. But no bites.

All right. I got a 10:00. I'll see everybody later.

All right. I gotta get going.

All right. It's 808, right down there.

All right. It's terrible, but I'm not terrible.

All right. Kramer.

All right. Let's go.

All right. Listen to this.

All right. Ready.

All right. Rock beats paper.

All right. Show's over. I'm going to the beach.

All right. So, what's the big deal? There's millions of clowns.

All right. Tell them I'll be right there.

All right. There's a priest, a minister and a rabbi, and they're all skydiving.

All right. We're off.

All right. What are we getting?

All right...

All that blubber. It's quite unhealthy.

All that talk about impotence, it got to me.

All the comedians say, "What if I came to your work and heckled you?"

All the progress we've made over the years...

All the shows stink. Everything's getting all crumpled...

All the sick children in the playroom, looking out the window...

All these interviews are making you nuts.

All this power!

All this? It's too much.

All those stores are stocking it...

All you gotta do is jiggle it. You just get it in there, jiggle it, jiggle it.

All you need is a chain so you can wear them while playing canasta.

Already you're marrying this guy?

Alrighty.

Although, one wonders if War and Peace would have been...

Always a bed. Unless you go to the emergency room...

Always talk about your hand how they're so soft and milky white now you never said milky wine dnmt Susan I

Am I fearing AIDS? Oh, yeah, sure. Who isn't?

Am I just supposed to turn it on...

Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?

Amy doesn't like the temperature up here. She's a little hot.

An apartment complex. The...

An avocado.

And a black and white cookie for me.

And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.

And anyway, I was just reading your final edit...

And anyway...

And at this moment, you're banned from this store. You're banned!

And could you be a little quieter next time, please?"

And cows don't have families.

And do you know what happened?

And from the first time I laid eyes on a brassiere...

And handshakes is the worst.

And he could get out of a trunk with his hands in chains.

And he got that game with the foam paddles and the Velcro ball.

And he hasn't thrown up in eight years, so just shut up about him. Shut up!

And he just got a haircut.

And he said, "Gabardine?"

And he says, "Boy, you're a lot of woman."

And he would take, like, 40 sips, and after every one:

And he's not a pig man, is he?

And he's very particular.

And her mother.

And here's your check.

And I I just kept running and...

And I am dating a Joel Rifkin.

And I decided I was gonna change my name

And I got calls in to six other women. I bet they confirm an orgasm too.

And I hate peas, but I love pea soup."

And I have to go. If I don't go, he'll know I'm lying.

And I know how to work the equipment.

And I said yes. Do you know why? Because I couldn't hear her.

And I said, "Yeah. " That was it.

And I'd like a discount.

And I'll be very interested to hear the diagnosis.

And I'll listen to it the next time I'm here.

And I'll need that in the form of a question.

And I'll tell you right now, as a man, we don't know.

And I've got some things of yours here.

And if I catch you in here with that again...

And if you're lucky enough to see it...

And it's amazing how you can always relate.

And just as he gets up to her, down they go.

And listen to this. Her uncle works for the Yankees...

And maybe in some final irony...

And mind you, now, they're burning hot.

And Mr. Tom Hanks

And Newman gave you money too.

And once again I'm standing here like a little man.

And one lands on her face, and the other lands on his face.

And she didn't say something to you about a certain something?

And she proceeds to rub oil over your entire body.

And she rubs long and deep.

And she says Oh, boy. "Love to."

And she's not welcome in this house.

And stay away from those squirrels.

And that became his one true love.

And that coffee table is saying, "Put some coffee on me."

And that goofy scoring.

And that is it. Match to Ms. Natalia Baudone.

And that Morty.

And that orgasm stuff. Orgasm this and orgasm that.

And that pinkie toe. Come on!

And that's what it's gonna take to get me in those clothes.

And that's why you're going out with him.

And the announcers, they made a couple of cracks about you.

And the glasses are made up. They're ready and waiting.

And then I got my hand all cut up reaching in.

And then splat.

And then the placenta comes flying out.

And then there's Maude.

And then we're gonna go to dinner.

And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized...

And then...

And there's nothing less fun than when you're an adult...

And there's your scene.

And they got in there really nice and tight, and he's:

And they're steaming hot.

And this is the best part. It's a coffee table book...

And this whole Justice League...

And three plantains ought to do it.

And we have to be fair.

And well it should be. I think if you spent any time with me at all...

And what is Brother Costanza planning on telling Mother Costanza?

And what is that smell? What, are you drunk?

And when I ran out that door, I was not leaving anyone behind.

And when you meet Whitey and Lumpy in the joint...

And when you ran out, you left everyone behind.

And while I'm in the pool, some guy walks off with my glasses.

And women who fall in love with the killer.

And yet I'm careful not to look away.

And yet still somehow, racial harmony eludes us.

And you didn't ask me?

And you go back into that little room of yours, you feel so huge.

And you'll send me a postcard.

And you're a widow.

And you're not getting any sandwiches either!

And your accountant is Eddie Haskell...

And your wine.

And, well, I thought a little taste couldn't hurt.

And:

Another babka?

Another great spot in front of the hospital.

Another quilt?

Anxiety. Irritability.

Any higher, I'm gonna be out on my ass...

Any one of you would've done the same.

Any other questions?

Anybody beat that? Anybody got them younger?

Anybody born with glasses? Come out...

Anyone can get into podiatry school. George got into podiatry school.

Anything new with that guy on drugs?

Anyway, I don't even get a thank you. I don't get it.

Anyway, I just really came up to get some detergent.

Anyway, I think everything else is okay...

Anyway, I think the guy in the shower opposite saw me.

Anyway, if you will, would you please welcome Kramer.

Anyway, it's kind of a fluke thing...

Anyway, tell us what's involved in being a godparent.

Anyway, there are these three big boxes...

Anyway, this guy gave me...

Anyway, what's the difference?

Anyway, you know, we're hoping to raise enough money

Anyway.

Anyway...

Apparently they thought he was flying. You know how children are.

Apparently, it didn't have any effect on you.

Apparently, the Seinfelds are too good for us.

Architecture.

Are nice dnmt I never noticed this before national pretty yeah I think it masking

Are these seats unbelievable, or what?

Are they publishing Kramer's coffee table book?

Are we gonna confuse him with Bozo the district attorney?

Are you ashamed of your uncle? Do I embarrass you?

Are you Barbara Benedict?

Are you crazy? What are you doing?

Are you familiar with Orthodox theology?

Are you growing a beard?

Are you kidding? He's a mimbo. I know that.

Are you kidding? I've seen him squint.

Are you kidding? That's very significant.

Are you kidding? They can't cancel that show on me now.

Are you kidding? They practice for years, those people.

Are you out of your mind?

Are you saying she's not attractive?

Are you sure you can't stay a little longer?

Are you sure you don't wanna come up? It's only 9:30.

Are you sure? Because we don't wanna

Are you talking to me?

Are you? Well, that's wonderful.

Aren't mannequins kind of an insult to your imagination?

Arrivederci, my fellow 40 short.

Arthur Pensky.

As a kid, while kids were out playing, I'd be in my room practicing kissing.

As an airline pilot, you're one of the few people who can...

As clown. Bozo the Clown.

As far as I know, he bumped his arm into a door...

As humans, we need training in social skills...

As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow.

As soon as I get there...

As soon as is humanly possible.

Ask him to change it.

Ask your mother. You live with her now, don't you?

At a hospital, the treatment is to lie in a bed.

At dinner, when Kramer went to the bathroom.

At least we're talking about how there's nothing.

ATMs and urinals. I guess whenever someone's taking valuables...

Attended the finest schools on the eastern seaboard...

Audrey, I gotta be honest with you.

Avocado? I don't know how to pick out an avocado.

Away from all your little petty bickerings...

Aye, captain. Yeah.

Back now, 7:46. On Tuesday the 19th, here in New York...

Bailiff, give this man his peyote and tequila back for the drive home.

Bang. "Case closed.

Bankruptcy.

Bankruptcy. As in, "I've taken your money and spent it on drugs."

Bathroom? Bathroom's right over there.

Be realistic, George.

Beautiful day. Good day to be out.

Because he doesn't pay any attention to me, and he ignores me.

Because he thinks I'm too fat.

Because he was adopted.

Because I didn't think the blind guy did it?

Because I got popcorn too. I ate that first.

Because I had a bad experience with a hair when I was younger.

Because I made her this very special gift, okay?

Because I said so!

Because I thought I picked up a little something.

Because I was good.

Because I will never forget that flinty voice. It is tattooed in my brain.

Because I would love it!

Because I'll be lying there, and people will spit on me and empty my pockets.

Because I'm not Latvian Orthodox.

Because I've got the coat.

Because if this is a lie, if this is a joke...

Because it's over.

Because it's rude otherwise.

Because jail is the government's way of sending you to your room.

Because Lippman felt so sorry for her, he didn't want to hurt her feelings.

Because of her pinkie toe, that's why.

Because of his moths, you're not buying my raincoats?

Because of the Giant game. I told you, it went overtime.

Because of the war.

Because she came down the club and heckled me.

Because she's like the jury. She's gotta be sequestered.

Because the low talker asked me to, that's why.

Because they freeze that clothing style and just ride it out to the end.

Because they're Jujyfruit. I like them.

Because we're adults.

Because you have an attitude.

Because, you know...

Because...

Because...

Behave yourselves.

Believe me, Jerry, somewhere in this hospital...

Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for these pig men.

Ben, you're staying over tonight, right?

Besides, I think women know about shrinkage.

Besides, I'll take any chance I can to talk to her.

Besides, it makes sex more pleasurable.

Besides, what do you have to know?

Best apple pie in the city.

Best pie I've ever tasted.

Big mistake.

Bingo.

Bits of broken glass you can never get up.

Blow out the candles! Blow out the candles!

Bluffed you out, jack. Pair of deuces.

Bologna? Nobody eats bologna anymore.

Boning up on football?

Bonjour, welcome to the Gateway to Paris charter flight.

Bonkers was going crazy.

Booing and hissing are not part of the show.

Both birthday parties, people have to help you...

Bottle wipe supersedes it.

Boutros Boutros Golly.

Bowling?

Bowling.

Bowling's insane! Bowling is crazy time!

Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool.

Boy, am I lucky your name came up. I just pushed a button.

Boy, I bet you that guy could cover a lot of court.

Boy, I love these Hampton tomatoes.

Boy, I'm really sorry I gotta run now.

Boy, I've never seen these before. They just came in.

Boy, my neck is killing me.

Boy, that means there's an opening here for...

Boy, that was some show.

Boy, the resemblance is uncanny.

Boy, these really do pinch.

Boy, they could use a vacation.

Boy, they sure saved us.

Boy, this Joe's got some terrific fruit.

Boy, you got a beautiful head of hair.

Bozo the pope? There's no other Bozo.

Breathtaking?

Bring a magazine. Keep your head down.

Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence.

But a call dnmt travel the world seeking a cure acupuncturists

But an accountant? If ever a job required hallucinogenic support...

But at this time tomorrow, I could touch it all I want.

But don't you think it's odd...

But dry clean only? "Don't put that in the wash.

But enough about fish.

But first, she sets the mood perfectly...

But for now, let's stop and look at our beautiful tennis center backdrop.

But he had a problem with that.

But he was squinting.

But he's afraid to fly alone. You know, he's kind of withdrawn...

But he's my mimbo. And even if he is a hideous freak...

But I can't find any of my vacation clothes.

But I didn't do it. Testikov did it. He should pay for it.

But I don't wanna be a pirate.

But I got a big problem.

But I have to stop at a vegetable stand.

But I just don't feel ready to make a commitment yet.

But I know the basic plot, yeah.

But I mean... Well, let's say I was you.

But I pressed on. And as I made my way past the breakers...

But I said, "Donnie, go with it till it stops working."

But I saw the look on his face when he put his arm around me.

But I saw you push the women and children...

But I take care of you because you my favorite customer.

But I think they're gonna put Poppie away for a long, long time.

But I was the only one at the table that didn't get violently ill.

But I'm not a marine biologist.

But I'm so good.

But I've never really been the kind of guy to buy a convertible...

But if I ask him now...

But if you still look closely, you can see a little bump...

But it was somebody's arm.

But it wouldn't kill you to know a little bit about it.

But it's not because a guy couldn't sell his underwear.

But it's weird. They have a high suicide rate.

But listen. Elaine, when we get up to the door...

But look at me. I'm the one who's hurt!

But no hat makes a statement quite like the hat with the flaps.

But not too soft.

But so much for gratitude. Yeah! Yeah!

But that's what podiatrists do. They deal in fungus.

But then again, I'm an enigma.

But then again, I've been known to do a lot of things.

But then he wiped his hand on the top of the bottle...

But they're being absorbed by Matsushimi...

But they're not mocked and humiliated when they get to the other side.

But this squares us.

But to go so far as to pretend you're almost deaf?

But what am I gonna do for fruit?

But what else did they say?

But what?

But when you meet a woman like this, you don't walk to get married. You run.

But why? It wasn't my fault. L... You asked me for a sandwich. L...

But without ID...

But you can't see. There's no lenses in those frames.

But you didn't use an exclamation point.

But you should try and find out everything you possibly can.

But you yelled, "Get out of my way."

But you're blind as a bat.

But, Georgie, what about the Jell O?

But, see, look at the collar. It's fraying.

But, you know, in this medicated haze...

But, you know, you gotta live your life.

By Christmas Day, I will be Brother Costanza.

By the same token, could you say, "Fish is fish"?

By the way, who was that gorgeous woman I saw you with the other day?

By the way, you look really great in that leotard.

By the way, you really need to take a bath. You stink.

By the way, you're falling way behind on the "I love you's."

Bye bye.

Bye bye. Well...

Bye, Mickey.

Bye.

Ca.

Cabs are crashing into themselves to just pick me up.

Can I ask you something? Are my nostrils getting bigger?

Can I borrow her for a few hours tomorrow?

Can I clean these?

Can I come upstairs, please?

Can I get you anything else?

Can I get you anything else?

Can I have a club soda?

Can I help you guys with anything?

Can I help you?

Can I say one word to you?

Can I tell you something? That's a hell of a piece of equipment.

Can I use your phone in your bedroom?

Can we move on?

Can you almost make it?

Can you buy them later?

Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

Can't get it up with a vacuum.

Can't wait to sink my teeth into that.

Can't you just switch with another midget?

Can't you see what's happened?

Careful, Jerry, the mohel's got a knife!

Careful. Careful with the suitcases. We just painted.

Cash advance? Yes.

Chain saws, people screaming, fine.

Changes the relation dnmt nnj nnj I don't really you know I still don't understand why do you want to move back in with your parents I

Charging OneNote shallow I'll take you to my room dnmt

Chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna.

Chicken salad on rye...

Chocolate babka. That's their specialty.

Chocolate cream pie, compliments of the house.

Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka.

Circumcision was perfect. That was your fault. You flinched!

Clark Bar.

Coffee cake, coffee table, coffee table book, klatches of people.

Coffee is a drink that encourages a lot of accessories around it.

Coffee tables.

Coffee. They grind up the coffee beans and put it in!

Come on out, I'm freezing.

Come on up.

Come on, Adrian. Give me another chance.

Come on, come with me.

Come on, Elaine. Let's go.

Come on, George. What is it?

Come on, give it to me. Give it to me.

Come on, grab it!

Come on, Johnny. Let's go get something to eat.

Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.

Come on, Kramer.

Come on, Kramer. I really wanna try it.

Come on, Kramer. What do you say?

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's just go ask them. Come on.

Come on, try it.

Come on, we're gonna pay you. Have some mango.

Come on, you guys. You can come and see the baby now.

Come on, you know I'm getting pancakes.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. I thought you're a pro. That's part of the show.

Come on. I'll rub some on you.

Come on. If she's that superficial, you don't want her.

Come on. Let me use it. Five minutes. I'll pay you back.

Come on. With the, "Oh, George. Oh, George!"

Coming up next, men's singles.

Commando 8 has arrived!

Conformity's an obsession with me.

Congratulations, George.

Congratulations.

Congratulations. Thank you so much.

Consarnit!

Cool.

Cool. So, what do you say we climb a rock maÒana?

Costanza?

Could be the leaves.

Could I have a box of Jujyfruits?

Could I have a word?

Could I watch a little? It's my favorite movie.

Could it be because you don't want him to know...

Could you hold on a second? Hey, listen to this.

Could you make a little more noise?

Could you make it 225? That was his high game in bowling.

Could you put his lenses in my frames and mine in his?

Could you send me to a more dangerous area?

Could you tape...

Could you tell five chickens apart...

Could you tell her about the shrinkage factor?

Cracking's inevitable.

Cracks?

Creamy.

Cut it. Would you stop signing?!

Dad, isn't that your charter group?

Dad, it's Klompus.

Dad, you sure we're at the right carousel?

Dag Hammarskjold Plaza, huh?

Damn it. I can't find my water gun. I can't go on without my water gun.

Damn this city!

Dandruff?

Daphne.

Darling, the tea is getting a little cold, sweetheart.

Darling, you see where that glass is?

Degrees dnmt well I got me fired from the benefit commit you

Deion Benes?

Deion Rifkin?

Deion Rifkin.

Delicate yet masculine.

Delicious.

Delicious. Where did you learn to make eggs like this?

Diane came up to me...

Diane DeConn remembered my name.

Diane DeConn?

Did anybody see you or say anything?

Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word " man"?

Did I tell you this guy was bonkos?

Did she do it on purpose?

Did you ever hear of holding it in?

Did you ever notice he stood too close to you when he talked?

Did you ever see her lose her temper?

Did you ever think about what you're going to do on the toilet?

Did you forget about me, babe?

Did you get it?

Did you hear about that Dinkins?

Did you hear something?

Did you just roll your eyes at him?

Did you knock her over too or just the kids?

Did you know the original title for War and Peace...

Did you see that?

Did you see the mug on that kid?

Did you see the way that he was eating?

Did you use those? These are guest soaps.

Didn't seem to bother her.

Didn't take a walk on Columbus Avenue?

Didn't you get the message before you went in?

Didn't you tell him about the coffee table book?

Difficult?

Dinkins was talking about you. He was discussing you!

Dnmt Ndombe to goodwill nnu

Do have any control over your child?

Do I hear 5 bucks?

Do I know you?

Do I need a shot?

Do some...

Do the medical journals mention anything...

Do we have to...?

Do you ever spit on anybody from here?

Do you feel the way you feel after the risotto?

Do you know ? You know Look, I'm sorry, it is just a very unusual shirt.

Do you know what this means? It's like working with Tolstoy.

Do you know what's going on here?

Do you like Chinese food? I went to a Szechwan restaurant...

Do you need some help with that itch?

Do you remember? We met at Linda van Grak's baby shower.

Do you see what he's wearing? That's the Executive.

Do you talk to everybody like this?

Do you want box or hanger?

Do you want me to get the manager?

Doctor is a prestigious occupation...

Doctor never says, "Well, your condition isn't as bad as we thought.

Doctors go, "Yes, I will confine myself...

Doctors, patients, everyone...

Does anybody have one of those little cloths?

Does anybody know whose car that is?

Does everybody in the world have to like you?

Doesn't wanna come over.

Don't annnnd sorry I'll try to be more careful I

Don't ask me any more questions...

Don't believe him.

Don't call me anymore.

Don't eat that. That's not food.

Don't ever change.

Don't ever go against the family, Jerry.

Don't ever question my instincts, because my instincts are honed.

Don't fall asleep, Elaine.

Don't fill up on the bread.

Don't forget to wash your hands before supper.

Don't get in trouble with the Yankees.

Don't get me a phone number I got it I got it all I'm busting Jerry and and I have noticed your hands before let me see Farah

Don't get too excited about this stuff.

Don't go in. Rachel's getting undressed.

Don't go shouting we got a $100 bill. People will be all over us.

Don't go, Daddy. Don't go.

Don't go, Daddy. Don't go.

Don't hand them to me with the point facing out!

Don't put your tongue on the floor. He's putting his tongue on the floor.

Don't say that.

Don't the players know that we're there?

Don't they have friends? They're level jumping on our friendship.

Don't wanna keep Tony waiting.

Don't want total amount of money I got seven hundred fourteen dollars in the bank well move in here nnj

Don't worry, I'll show you. And you'll never be the same.

Don't you ever knock?!

Don't you ever talk about her like that!

Don't you hate these people that talk into your mouth...

Don't you offer any kind of an express conversion?

Don't you think?

Don't you understand? The very thought, the very idea.

Don't you? Because people get edgy around that ATM, don't they?

Don't, Jerry.

Done that's it Hannah here's a check thank you very much it was an honor nt

Donnie Baseball. He's a hell of a guy.

Double exclamation point.

Dr. Callahan. Dr. Callahan.

Drop a ball on your toe, my friend!

Dump her.

Each wash brings him one step closer.

Early release, late release.

Easier hands you can look at them but do not ok touch them nnj those

Easy, big fella.

Eggs are eggs.

Eggs are eggs.

Elaine and I are having dinner with Kramer and his new girlfriend.

Elaine Benes?

Elaine Benes.

Elaine took it to read on the subway.

Elaine was supposed to help me.

Elaine, bald men with no jobs and no money...

Elaine, don't get too down. Everything will even out.

Elaine, he was sniffing like crazy around me.

Elaine, I was adopted.

Elaine, it's her cat. Her cat has the fungus.

Elaine, never ask me about my business.

Elaine, see this T shirt?

Elaine, this is Corinne.

Elaine, we have a problem.

Elaine, what do you say?

Elaine, what is going on?

Elaine!

Elaine!

Elaine!

Elaine. Hello.

Elaine. Look, a 20.

Elaine. This is our pediatrician, Ben Pfeffer.

Embedded in the carpet fibres, deep in the shag, broken glass.

Enigmatic?

Enjoy. Enjoy.