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Seinfeld - Season 2

Seinfeld - Season 2

Seinfeld is not a movie or a song, but a highly acclaimed television show that aired from 1989 to 1998. This comedy sitcom, created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, revolves around the lives of four friends living in New York City. Although it is often referred to as the show about nothing, Seinfeld became a cultural phenomenon and is still beloved by millions around the world.

Season 2 of Seinfeld aired in 1991 and continued to showcase the witty humor and eccentric characters that made the show a hit. The main cast of the show includes Jerry Seinfeld as himself, the titular character known for his observational comedy, which often mirrors real-life situations. Jason Alexander plays George Costanza, Jerry's best friend who is constantly finding himself in awkward and hilarious situations.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus portrays Elaine Benes, Jerry's ex-girlfriend and close friend. Louis-Dreyfus' performance as the quirky and independent Elaine earned her critical acclaim and several awards. Michael Richards completes the main cast as Kramer, Jerry's unpredictable neighbor who often bursts into Jerry's apartment unannounced and provides a constant source of comedic chaos.

Throughout Season 2, viewers are treated to a mix of memorable episodes. From "The Pony Remark," which sees Jerry inadvertently offend an elderly woman, to "The Chinese Restaurant," an entire episode set in a restaurant lobby while the characters wait for a table, each episode is filled with absurd yet relatable situations. The masterful writing and impeccable comedic timing of the cast resulted in a string of hilarious episodes, making Seinfeld a true pop culture phenomenon.

If you're looking to relive the laughs and enjoy the memorable moments from Seinfeld's Season 2, you can play and download these sounds here. Immerse yourself in the humor of Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer as they navigate the complexities of everyday life in the Big Apple.

Seinfeld remains an iconic television show that continues to entertain audiences of all ages. Its influence on comedy cannot be overstated, and its characters and catchphrases have become a part of our cultural lexicon. So sit back, relax, and join Jerry and his friends for a hilarious journey through the trials and tribulations of everyday life.

A bench?
A big dinner with dessert, but I got till the end of the month.
A celebration of life.
A kiss?
A little support.
A pleasure.
A rebel?
A relationship is an organism.
A signal. Right.
A tail gunner.
A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya and 20,000 losers.
Absolutely.
According to the information that I have in the envelope that I received...
Ackman is a nut.
Ackman? I thought he was doing time.
Actually, I never had any formal training.
Actually, I'm almost happy to hear it.
Afraid the boss is gonna catch this on TV and go:
After dinner last week, she invites me to her apartment.
After I talked to you, my neighbour called, played my messages to me.
After one date you try and improvise on a machine?
Again with the Rava.
All back. No front.
All fathers are intimidating.
All I have to do is stick my head out the window.
All I know is, I've been going to doctors all my life. What's it gotten me?
All right, 65th and 10th.
All right, all right. Tell me the rules.
All right, all right. What's the big hubbub, bub?
All right, I gotta make a call. Everybody out. Come on.
All right, I'll tell you what.
All right, just say something. Just start talking. Change the subject.
All right, let me get the money back.
All right, let's go. Hey... You know, you owe me one.
All right, listen. All right.
All right, listen. I've changed my mind. I don't want the cable.
All right, look. Look, look.
All right, okay, sports, movies, talk show host...
All right, put them on top.
All right, sir.
All right, so just take what you want, and let's get it out of here.
All right, so you're watching the naked station.
All right, then.
All right, tomorrow, 1:00.
All right, you can have it.
All right, you can take it, but I want it back.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
All right. I said I had a good time and I'd call...
All right. I'll... Yeah. All right. Have a good one.
All right. I'm gonna mess you up, man!
All right. I'm walking out of here right now...
All right. Just do it fast, and then get out.
All right. Okay.
All right. Seven, seven, six.
All right. Take it back.
All right. You boys get yourselves together.
All right. You're up there
All seven of us. We never heard from her again.
All she'll think is that you like her.
All the cable companies care about is the big mamoo.
All the time.
All the time.
All those quick shots of the pants. Just pants, pants, pants, pants.
Although this may seem like a sad event...
Although, they say it's a dry heat.
Am I a bad person? Did I do something terrible?
Am I being entertained? I don't understand this.
Am I supposed to wear a kerchief...
Am I wrong?
Anatole? Giddap. Go.
And as this is happening, I'm thinking even if I can somehow manage...
And business needs customers.
And Elaine is gonna keep him busy.
And from what I understand, she even had a pony.
And he blurted out business information he wasn't supposed to.
And he doesn't think you're funny at all.
And he furrows his brow...
And he goes, Oh, yeah, you're Jeanette's friend. We did meet once.
And he hasn't even done anything. It's this situation.
And he says, Look, I just didn't want to say hello anymore, all right?
And he's supposed to do it.
And how does the baldness fit into that plan?
And I could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that.
And I don't go up.
And I got to the part about, I'll never have the recipe again...
And I have no argument with that. I think fear of flying...
And I just...
And I notice that they do it differently from men.
And I said, Fine. I didn't want to say hello anymore either.
And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.
And I trip and twist my ankle and they throw that light on you. You know?
And I would love to. Nothing would please me more.
And I'll go, Oh, hi, Marlene.
And I'll have a club soda with no ice.
And I'll live there, and I'll make sure that nothing happens to it.
And I'm sleeping all squished over on the edge of my bed.
And I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat Signal.
And if I can help out in any way, I'll certainly be glad to do that.
And if it hadn't been for that five car pileup...
And if you wanna call and apologize...
And it'll all be carpeted.
And it's always about Jeffrey, right?
And it's getting so tough, because the relationships are so complicated...
And it's gone.
And it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs, jet skiing, girls in bikinis...
And it's probably a union thing.
And it's those meaningless, purposeless, blather calls.
And it's, like, right there, you know? It's not even...
And now I just feel like a big sweaty hog...
And of all things to take.
And one day I grabbed it, I was using it as a microphone.
And she doesn't have the beeper for it.
And she tells me that he's a sculptor. They live in Vermont.
And some couch grass.
And someday, I hope to do it again.
And that would be good.
And the other.
And the proof of this is that we give dead people a pillow.
And then I call my mother up right after to tell her that I did it.
And then I forgot about it. It's been sitting there for three years...
And then I get a memo... A memo...
And then I saw it in your house.
And then I took the laundry in on Friday!
And then it's, Jerry...
And then she seduced me.
And then the verbal hellos stopped...
And then we'll talk to Jerry.
And then when we landed safely, they all seemed so disappointed.
And then...
And they put it in front of you...
And they serve you this different food that you never saw before.
And they'll...
And those kids who had their own ponies.
And to cover my nervousness, I started eating an apple.
And today's your lucky day, junior.
And we were forbidden to socialize with tonsil people.
And what if I don't make the plane? You'll have left. Then what do I do?
And when you wake up, you can have some ice cream.
And worst of all, I don't have the time to say it.
And yet it all seemed to be happening in slow motion.
And you can use my bathroom anytime you want.
And you know how it works. They got the leisure police.
And you must be Jerry, lord of the manor.
And you put him on the...
And you start to fantasize. You know, you think:
And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life.
And your adenoids are swollen too.
And, I mean, hey, you know.
And, no, I'm fine. I came back.
And, Soon as she goes, I'm getting her magazine.
And, when I returned to the apartment...
And?
And?
And...
Antonio! Antonio, in here.
Any kind of growth really irritates me.
Any kind of growth really irritates me.
Any more of this criminal activity, and you'll be sorry. You got me?
Anyone else, never. But Leslie...
Anything could be done, but it only is done if it's done.
Anything else I should know?
Anything you want to add to this?
Anytime you see a guy that age wearing a baseball cap, 10 1, plugs.
Anyway, after we met, whenever we'd run into each other in the street...
Anyway, he got married about six months ago.
Anyway, he shamed me into it.
Anyway, I strongly recommend they come out.
Anyway, I...
Anyway, she's a very lucky woman. Enjoy the race.
Anyway, you'd be completely under. You wouldn't feel a thing.
Anyway.
Anyway...
Apartment elevators are always slower than offices...
Are there big coincidences and small coincidences...
Are there seats? Can we get in?
Are they gonna go over the instructions again?
Are those cotton Dockers?
Are you gonna be much longer?
Are you gonna wear it?
Are you here? Are you on this planet?
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding? Are they gonna really do that to him?
Are you kidding? I didn't quit.
Are you kidding? I lie every second of the day.
Are you kidding? I lie every second of the day.
Are you listening to me?
Are you okay?
Are you saying I stole your statue?
Are you sure you want to talk about this? I sure don't.
Are you?
Aren't cows outside most of the time?
Artie Schumann from Camp Hatchapee?
As an adult, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay?
As an adult, we understand even if you ruin an appetite...
As I'm getting out, I feel all these eyes on me.
Aside from seeing my father naked.
Ask not what I can do for you, ask what you can do for me.
Asked you? You're not gonna do that, are you?
At first I was just gonna walk on by but then I thought, No, no.
At Jewel Avenue, I used the median.
At least come and say hello, have a cup of coffee, then you leave.
At least I'd respect the guy for accomplishing something.
At least not till after the cast comes off.
At Queens Boulevard, I took the shoulder.
Ava, what happened to you Friday afternoon?
Bad?
Baltic, that's two down. Go ahead. Hold it. There. Baltic, that's...
Be about five, 10 minutes.
Be right back.
Beautiful.
Because any time I see a movie or a TV show...
Because I have just been informed that it's going to cost Elaine...
Because I was thinking...
Because I was worried that there might be a situation...
Because I'm a winner.