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Seinfeld - Season 2

Seinfeld - Season 2

Seinfeld is not a movie or a song, but a highly acclaimed television show that aired from 1989 to 1998. This comedy sitcom, created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, revolves around the lives of four friends living in New York City. Although it is often referred to as the show about nothing, Seinfeld became a cultural phenomenon and is still beloved by millions around the world.

Season 2 of Seinfeld aired in 1991 and continued to showcase the witty humor and eccentric characters that made the show a hit. The main cast of the show includes Jerry Seinfeld as himself, the titular character known for his observational comedy, which often mirrors real-life situations. Jason Alexander plays George Costanza, Jerry's best friend who is constantly finding himself in awkward and hilarious situations.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus portrays Elaine Benes, Jerry's ex-girlfriend and close friend. Louis-Dreyfus' performance as the quirky and independent Elaine earned her critical acclaim and several awards. Michael Richards completes the main cast as Kramer, Jerry's unpredictable neighbor who often bursts into Jerry's apartment unannounced and provides a constant source of comedic chaos.

Throughout Season 2, viewers are treated to a mix of memorable episodes. From "The Pony Remark," which sees Jerry inadvertently offend an elderly woman, to "The Chinese Restaurant," an entire episode set in a restaurant lobby while the characters wait for a table, each episode is filled with absurd yet relatable situations. The masterful writing and impeccable comedic timing of the cast resulted in a string of hilarious episodes, making Seinfeld a true pop culture phenomenon.

If you're looking to relive the laughs and enjoy the memorable moments from Seinfeld's Season 2, you can play and download these sounds here. Immerse yourself in the humor of Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer as they navigate the complexities of everyday life in the Big Apple.

Seinfeld remains an iconic television show that continues to entertain audiences of all ages. Its influence on comedy cannot be overstated, and its characters and catchphrases have become a part of our cultural lexicon. So sit back, relax, and join Jerry and his friends for a hilarious journey through the trials and tribulations of everyday life.

A bench?
A big dinner with dessert, but I got till the end of the month.
A celebration of life.
A kiss?
A little support.
A pleasure.
A rebel?
A relationship is an organism.
A signal. Right.
A tail gunner.
A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya and 20,000 losers.
Absolutely.
According to the information that I have in the envelope that I received...
Ackman is a nut.
Ackman? I thought he was doing time.
Actually, I never had any formal training.
Actually, I'm almost happy to hear it.
Afraid the boss is gonna catch this on TV and go:
After dinner last week, she invites me to her apartment.
After I talked to you, my neighbour called, played my messages to me.
After one date you try and improvise on a machine?
Again with the Rava.
All back. No front.
All fathers are intimidating.
All I have to do is stick my head out the window.
All I know is, I've been going to doctors all my life. What's it gotten me?
All right, 65th and 10th.
All right, all right. Tell me the rules.
All right, all right. What's the big hubbub, bub?
All right, I gotta make a call. Everybody out. Come on.
All right, I'll tell you what.
All right, just say something. Just start talking. Change the subject.
All right, let me get the money back.
All right, let's go. Hey... You know, you owe me one.
All right, listen. All right.
All right, listen. I've changed my mind. I don't want the cable.
All right, look. Look, look.
All right, okay, sports, movies, talk show host...
All right, put them on top.
All right, sir.
All right, so just take what you want, and let's get it out of here.
All right, so you're watching the naked station.
All right, then.
All right, tomorrow, 1:00.
All right, you can have it.
All right, you can take it, but I want it back.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
All right. I said I had a good time and I'd call...
All right. I'll... Yeah. All right. Have a good one.
All right. I'm gonna mess you up, man!
All right. I'm walking out of here right now...
All right. Just do it fast, and then get out.
All right. Okay.
All right. Seven, seven, six.
All right. Take it back.
All right. You boys get yourselves together.
All right. You're up there
All seven of us. We never heard from her again.
All she'll think is that you like her.
All the cable companies care about is the big mamoo.
All the time.
All the time.
All those quick shots of the pants. Just pants, pants, pants, pants.
Although this may seem like a sad event...
Although, they say it's a dry heat.
Am I a bad person? Did I do something terrible?
Am I being entertained? I don't understand this.
Am I supposed to wear a kerchief...
Am I wrong?
Anatole? Giddap. Go.
And as this is happening, I'm thinking even if I can somehow manage...
And business needs customers.
And Elaine is gonna keep him busy.
And from what I understand, she even had a pony.
And he blurted out business information he wasn't supposed to.
And he doesn't think you're funny at all.
And he furrows his brow...
And he goes, Oh, yeah, you're Jeanette's friend. We did meet once.
And he hasn't even done anything. It's this situation.
And he says, Look, I just didn't want to say hello anymore, all right?
And he's supposed to do it.
And how does the baldness fit into that plan?
And I could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that.
And I don't go up.
And I got to the part about, I'll never have the recipe again...
And I have no argument with that. I think fear of flying...
And I just...
And I notice that they do it differently from men.
And I said, Fine. I didn't want to say hello anymore either.
And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.
And I trip and twist my ankle and they throw that light on you. You know?
And I would love to. Nothing would please me more.
And I'll go, Oh, hi, Marlene.
And I'll have a club soda with no ice.
And I'll live there, and I'll make sure that nothing happens to it.
And I'm sleeping all squished over on the edge of my bed.
And I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat Signal.
And if I can help out in any way, I'll certainly be glad to do that.
And if it hadn't been for that five car pileup...
And if you wanna call and apologize...
And it'll all be carpeted.
And it's always about Jeffrey, right?
And it's getting so tough, because the relationships are so complicated...
And it's gone.
And it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs, jet skiing, girls in bikinis...
And it's probably a union thing.
And it's those meaningless, purposeless, blather calls.
And it's, like, right there, you know? It's not even...
And now I just feel like a big sweaty hog...
And of all things to take.
And one day I grabbed it, I was using it as a microphone.
And she doesn't have the beeper for it.
And she tells me that he's a sculptor. They live in Vermont.
And some couch grass.
And someday, I hope to do it again.
And that would be good.
And the other.
And the proof of this is that we give dead people a pillow.
And then I call my mother up right after to tell her that I did it.
And then I forgot about it. It's been sitting there for three years...
And then I get a memo... A memo...
And then I saw it in your house.
And then I took the laundry in on Friday!
And then it's, Jerry...
And then she seduced me.
And then the verbal hellos stopped...
And then we'll talk to Jerry.
And then when we landed safely, they all seemed so disappointed.
And then...
And they put it in front of you...
And they serve you this different food that you never saw before.
And they'll...
And those kids who had their own ponies.
And to cover my nervousness, I started eating an apple.
And today's your lucky day, junior.
And we were forbidden to socialize with tonsil people.
And what if I don't make the plane? You'll have left. Then what do I do?
And when you wake up, you can have some ice cream.
And worst of all, I don't have the time to say it.
And yet it all seemed to be happening in slow motion.
And you can use my bathroom anytime you want.
And you know how it works. They got the leisure police.
And you must be Jerry, lord of the manor.
And you put him on the...
And you start to fantasize. You know, you think:
And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life.
And your adenoids are swollen too.
And, I mean, hey, you know.
And, no, I'm fine. I came back.
And, Soon as she goes, I'm getting her magazine.
And, when I returned to the apartment...
And?
And?
And...
Antonio! Antonio, in here.
Any kind of growth really irritates me.
Any kind of growth really irritates me.
Any more of this criminal activity, and you'll be sorry. You got me?
Anyone else, never. But Leslie...
Anything could be done, but it only is done if it's done.
Anything else I should know?
Anything you want to add to this?
Anytime you see a guy that age wearing a baseball cap, 10 1, plugs.
Anyway, after we met, whenever we'd run into each other in the street...
Anyway, he got married about six months ago.
Anyway, he shamed me into it.
Anyway, I strongly recommend they come out.
Anyway, I...
Anyway, she's a very lucky woman. Enjoy the race.
Anyway, you'd be completely under. You wouldn't feel a thing.
Anyway.
Anyway...
Apartment elevators are always slower than offices...
Are there big coincidences and small coincidences...
Are there seats? Can we get in?
Are they gonna go over the instructions again?
Are those cotton Dockers?
Are you gonna be much longer?
Are you gonna wear it?
Are you here? Are you on this planet?
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding? Are they gonna really do that to him?
Are you kidding? I didn't quit.
Are you kidding? I lie every second of the day.
Are you kidding? I lie every second of the day.
Are you listening to me?
Are you okay?
Are you saying I stole your statue?
Are you sure you want to talk about this? I sure don't.
Are you?
Aren't cows outside most of the time?
Artie Schumann from Camp Hatchapee?
As an adult, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay?
As an adult, we understand even if you ruin an appetite...
As I'm getting out, I feel all these eyes on me.
Aside from seeing my father naked.
Ask not what I can do for you, ask what you can do for me.
Asked you? You're not gonna do that, are you?
At first I was just gonna walk on by but then I thought, No, no.
At Jewel Avenue, I used the median.
At least come and say hello, have a cup of coffee, then you leave.
At least I'd respect the guy for accomplishing something.
At least not till after the cast comes off.
At Queens Boulevard, I took the shoulder.
Ava, what happened to you Friday afternoon?
Bad?
Baltic, that's two down. Go ahead. Hold it. There. Baltic, that's...
Be about five, 10 minutes.
Be right back.
Beautiful.
Because any time I see a movie or a TV show...
Because I have just been informed that it's going to cost Elaine...
Because I was thinking...
Because I was worried that there might be a situation...
Because I'm a winner.
Because I'm gonna let you off with just a warning.
Because I'm not gonna be taking care of you...
Because I've seen pregnant women...
Because if there's even the slightest chance of any problem...
Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.
Because it says waiting room.
Because it's true. Why shouldn't I tell him?
Because they'd be very demanding people.
Because this place is my country...
Because when you're flying, getting on a plane...
Because whenever you think about this person...
Because you came in after him.
Because you can't slam down a cordless phone.
Been a while?
Before I forget...
Before there was flipping around, before there was television...
Behind the barricades.
Believe me, I wouldn't bother you...
Bender? He can't play left. He stinks.
Bernard Goetz's mother used to live there.
Besides, she's mad at me anyway because of my birthday present.
Besides, what's it gonna cost me, 38 bucks?
Better place! Want a...? Want a table?
Better that she should sleep with someone else?
Big coincidence.
Big trouble.
Bill, how was your weekend?
Bob, this is the guy who got Elaine her apartment.
Body and mind.
Bone marrow.
Books, books, I need my books.
Boy, I bet you got a regular Algonquin Round Table there.
Boy, I have really had it with Newman.
Boy, I have really had it with Newman.
Boy, I really liked the two of you much better when you weren't a couple.
Boy, it's too bad you gave me this one too.
Boy, that took a while.
Boy, these are really bad details.
Boy, too bad. If I was up there, you'd never hear a peep out of me.
Boy, we are really anxious to sit down.
Boy, you are really hungry.
Boy...
Boy...
Boys, boys.
Boys, boys.
Bring him a plate. He'll eat here.
Burglary, grand larceny...
Busboys are always changing jobs. That's the business.
Bust of Nelson Rockefeller?
But according to the readout...
But as long as you're okay with it, it's fine with me.
But can I go out with someone that actually likes this commercial?
But eventually, you have to come back with:
But everybody has their own little personal security things.
But he doesn't want to get out. He wants to keep driving.
But I didn't just clean your apartment.
But I just wanted you to know that I'm aware of it.
But I see now that there is reason and purpose to all things.
But I went to the funeral.
But I've only got 14 hours to go, and nothing can go wrong now.
But if they are doing some sort of medical thing to you...
But if we did that, we might feel...
But in all honesty...
But it's quite a coincidence.
But of course, we'd have to figure out a way...
But she's got me, like, hypnotized or something.
But sometimes when people get involved with that...
But the man focuses on the sign underneath...
But the one thing I do know is, they're not happy if you don't spend the night.
But then you go, How?
But they were everywhere. They kept popping up all over the place.
But this cannot be disturbed.
But to suggest it...
But unfortunately, the guy retired and moved to Singapore.
But we know that in the future, traffic will get even worse than that.
But what about that big apartment on West End Avenue?
But what about the messages?
But when you're taking a flight, if you miss it, that's it.
But why would anyone come here if they had a pony?
But you know as soon as she gets in, she's going for that machine.
But you wanna know something?
But you were wrong, Jerry. You were wrong.
But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.
But, you know, not in the building.
But...
By his conception of time, his life will last over 2000 years.
Cab? It's only five blocks.
Cable boy?
Cable boy?
Call me back.
Calm down, you know?
Can I do this? Am I a shusher? I used to be a shushee.
Can I get ahead of you?
Can I say one thing to you?
Can I use hot water on my face?
Can it be lukewarm?
Can you believe it? Nothing's wrong with me.
Can you hear yourself? Can...?
Can you knock on someone's door and tell them to keep it down?
Can't look at a menu now, I gotta be at the table.
Can't talk?
Candidates propose different outfits. No speeches.
Cannibalism. What...?
Carol, that's so rude.
Cash?
Catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping.
Certainly not.
Charlie, forget the.357. You need a custom made suit and a convertible...
Checked into a clinic, emotionally exhausted.
Chorus boy?
Clean. Goodbye. She's gone.
Cleaver? I once had cleaver as a kid. I was able to lift a car.
Cleavers.
Cleveland, 1 1 7. San Antonio, 1 09.
Coffee's coffee in the morning, not at 12:00 at night.
Coincidence? This guy's in my apartment, and by coincidence...
Come back. There's broken glass. Everybody's upset.
Come here, look at this.
Come on up.
Come on up.
Come on, did you see that? What was that?
Come on, I'll give you a table.
Come on, Kramer. Now, you got the socks.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, try it!
Come on, what's the big deal?
Come on! Come on! Help me look!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. He's not stalking you.
Come on. It'll be so much easier.
Come on. They're terrible.
Come on. Will you stop it?
Consists of two parts:
Cookies.
Cop says it's my word against his. There's nothing they can do.
Cops, I don't even care about cops.
Cordless phone. You can't talk to me like that.
Couch grass and cramp bark?
Could he go on the land, or was he just restricted to water?
Could I get it done in a separate machine?
Could I have this seat?
Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?
Could you excuse us, please?
Could you stop that smacking?
Course...
Course...
Cut, cut, cut!
Dad thinks George is gay.
Dallas, that's about Dallas. Texas, anyway. You should hit Texas. Ready?
Dark hair, striped shirt.
Darn tooting.
Dead man.
Definitely.
Definitely.
Definitely.
Definitely.
Definitely.
Definitely. I plan to.
Dennison, four!
Depends on how nice the person was...
Did Gandhi get this crazy?
Did he wave?
Did I get him in trouble because of what I said?
Did you call me a wuss?
Did you go out last night?
Did you mess with Johnny, Jerry?
Did you pay $700 for this jacket? Is that what you're saying to me?
Did you see that? Those people...
Did you taste these peas?
Didn't those people just come in?
Didn't you see my signal? Look at that fender!
Dinner's for suckers.
Do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone?
Do I want someone looking at me like this for the rest of my life?
Do over. Start with him.
Do they pay people to watch movies?
Do they scalp tickets to these things?
Do they take money? Everyone takes money.
Do you know how booked up this guy is?
Do you know how easy it is for dead people to travel?
Do you know this type of person? Constantly re evaluating...
Do you know what the odds are on that?
Do you know what you're saying?
Do you take sugar?
Do you think it's effeminate for a man to put clothes in a gentle cycle?
Do you throw any other foods? You know...
Do you use hot water in the shower?
Do you want it?
Does anyone ever display the slightest sensitivity...
Does she care? No.
Does the word charm mean anything to you?
Doesn't ring a bell, Jerry? We had a date three years ago.
Doesn't that bother you?
Doesn't work. Nobody knows where it's coming from.
Doing...
Don't care. Who was that? Don't know.
Don't do the apples.
Don't flatter yourself, my friend.
Don't get in the cab.
Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to.
Don't let anybody kid you.
Don't let them cut you.
Don't mess with Johnny.
Don't worry, it wasn't working anyway.
Don't you find that strange?
Don't you find that you get more without it?
Don't you find that, George?
Don't you know what that does to suede?
Don't you love this? And you've got them right where you want them...
Don't you think she would've heard I was there?
Don't you want to go upstairs first?
Drink up!
Drivel.
Drop the snow shovel, right there. Drop it!
Dry, wet. What's happening with your apartment?
During.
Eat it in the cab? Chinese food in a cab?
Ed's downstairs. Can I have the car keys?
Either way.
Elaine just gave me a chance to get out, and I didn't take it.
Elaine would never borrow that much money. Kramer, my God, man.
Elaine, dear friend.
Elaine, dear friend.
Elaine, he Windexed the little peephole.
Elaine, I'm glad you're here. Stay right here. I'm gonna be right back. Stay.
Elaine, take a walk with me to the Laundromat.
Elaine, who catered this, Sears?
Elaine? How did you rope her into this?
Elaine. What are you doing here?
Elaine's not moving in.
Elaine's thing?
Enthusiastic hi, that's beautiful.
Even if the dialogue did ring true...
Even in her declining years, whenever she would speak of it...
Even we cannot believe how badly you've done in this contest.
Eventually, firemen would break through the door.
Ever ask an ex girlfriend to move into your building?
Ever go to a singles' weekend in the Poconos?
Ever since he's worn a wedding band...
Every time I come in, I'll have to sneak around like a cat burglar.
Every time I paint it, it gets me down.
Every time I paint it, it's closer and closer.
Every time you pass, you've gotta come up with another greeting.
Every woman on the face of the earth...
Everybody likes pesto.
Everyone in my family has theirs.
Everyone, I want to propose a toast...
Everything was going along so great. She was laughing.
Everything's cool.
Everything's gotta be just so all the time with you, doesn't it?
Excellent weekend. What about your weekend?
Except for one small problem.
Excuse me, could I get something to drink?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Are you gonna be very long?
Excuse me. I was waiting here.
Excuse me. I'm not in right now.
Excuse me. Tor?
Explain to me how this baby shower thing works.
Fax me some halibut.
Fifty bucks? You'll give me 50 bucks?
Fifty bucks.
Fifty years they were married. Now he's moving to Phoenix.
Find out what's going on.
Fine.
Fine. Go ahead.
First of all, I can't believe that people actually do fight.
First of all, I made plans with Elaine.
First time in my life I've ever gotten back at someone.
Five hundred? Did you pay 500 for this?
Five thousand dollars?
Five thousand dollars? She doesn't have $5000.
Five thousand. Where was she gonna get 5000? She doesn't have 5000.
Flies are landing on me.
Fluff and fold, the only way to live.
Flying doesn't make me nervous. Driving to the airport...
For 5 bucks, he turned me onto the Rockaway Boulevard shortcut.
For example:
For I am Costanza, lord of the idiots.
For me to ask a woman out, I gotta get into a mental state...
For some reason, I decided to hide it in my laundry bag...
For some reason, I seem to want her approval.
For that rent, she'd take a bath in the toilet tank if she had to.
For two hours, he's talking and answering questions.
For your information, I got that statue in a pawnshop.
Forget it?
Forget the shower. The shower's out. Just move it. Put your clothes on.
Four hundred a month? Only 400 a month?
Four hundred dollars.
Four hundred dollars.
Four.
Frankly, I prefer the company of nitwits.
From a distance, you seemed to be coming on to her.
From Elaine.
From next door. Never mind where I am.
From this moment on, I'm not gonna waste any more of it.
Fruit's a gamble.
Fullman hurtel vom?
George Costanza.
George Costanza. Remember me?
George wants to know when you wanna go look for the cat again.
George, do you realize...
George, don't even think about it. Don't even dream about it.
George, he's holistic.
George, I didn't sleep at all last night.
George, I met this woman. She is not travelling to any other dimensions.
George, I want you to taste this cantaloupe.
George, stop worrying about this guy. It wasn't your fault.
George, we gotta get you out of here. Get out right now.
George, whatever you do, don't let them cut you.
George, you need a medical doctor.
George.
George.
George...
Germs were building a town in there.
Get him another job. Maybe I'll hear of something.
Get married. Have babies. Have a great life.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of the net immediately...
Get out, here, now!
Get this, I got it all on video.
Get up, get up. It's her.
Get up. The alarm didn't go off. You're gonna miss the plane, it's 9: 15.
Give me the money.
Glenda, can I ask you a favour?
Go ahead, drink it, George.
Go ahead, George, drink it.
Go ahead. Call her.
Go to the bathroom in front of hundreds of people.
God bless you.
God, I've never felt so alive.
God.
Gonna have to do something about this lining.
Good enough. I'm really glad we got that settled.
Good night
Good night.
Good, because Dad can make some people a little uncomfortable.
Good, good. Let's keep it that way.
Good.
Good.
Gorgeous, exquisite town.
Got anything else?
Got her machine.
Gotta come through with the hips first.
Grandpa clothes. I can't wear them.
Great day in the morning.
Great.
Great. Okay, bye.
Greetings. Greetings and salutations.
Guarantee? Hey, it's a car.
Guess what.
Guess whose birthday is coming up soon.
Half hour later I'm back at the office. I tell Lloyd the story.
Hang on a second, maybe I can still catch them.
Harold and Manny.
Has she left you a message...
Have him make a Photostat of the receipt...
Have to wear that really heavy denim.
Have you ever been standing there and you're watching TV...
Have you ever gotten up in the morning and felt that it's great to be alive?
Have you ever had your tonsils taken out?
Have you ever met my guys?
Have you reread those books yet, by the way?
Have you seen them? We have soda! We have soda! We have soda!
Have your coffee, everybody.
He begs me to sit in his car for two minutes...
He called the right guy.
He cleaned in the little one inch area...
He cleaned out the bottom of the little egg cups.
He could walk around the street pricking people with pins.
He doesn't come down. I am freezing.
He doesn't even know where you live.
He escaped from the Gulag.
He had to be institutionalised.
He has this phobia about public toilets.
He has to go. He may have killed her.
He is gonna change the whole way you function.
He jumped.
He knew I was gonna know it's missing and that he took it.
He knows I'm waiting.
He knows the whole history of the park.
He live on Park Avenue.
He loves Rava.
He makes up his own rules.
He might keel over.
He must be like Rubber Man.
He never discusses anything. He's...
He pointed at me.
He pointed at me. Did you see him point?
He really did an amazing job. Look.
He ripped me off. This guy ripped me off.
He said he was getting instructions, that each dove has a different diet.
He saw that show on anorexia last year...
He says, Why don't you call her? I says, I can't! I couldn't do it then.
He sees me. He just doesn't wanna look.
He should be in bill collection. I think he's got aptitude.
He stole that statue right out of my house.
He thinks I'm gonna give you Ms. Hudwalker's things.
He thought he still had a shot.
He told you that?
He took the money. He didn't give us a table.
He uncoagulated the top of the dishwashing liquid.
He wakes me up again, last night, at 3:00 in the morning...
He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him.
He was gonna tow it with me in the car.
He was good in Man From U.N. C.L.E.
He went crazy from one note. Couldn't get it out of his head.
He went for a cup of coffee. And, in that second, ruined my life.
He went from nods to nothing.
He won't like that.
He would never actually tell me anything like that.
He yelled, Cartwright.
He'll do in Riverside now what he did in Central Park.
He'll get a little woozy.
He'll get another job.
He'll probably kill his family over this.
He'll slow down your gas meter. He sells slugs, Jerry.
He'll understand that.
He's a busboy.
He's a city marshal.
He's a doctor. You gotta pay what he says.
He's a hell of a guy.
He's a nice guy. He's got a family.
He's a teacher or something.
He's a wonderful guy, but I hate his guts.
He's always grabbing my arm when he talks to me.
He's always here? What does that mean? What does that mean?
He's an amazing man. He's a Russian immigrant.
He's an herbalist, a healer, George.
He's away on vacation. He asked me to take care of his doves.
He's been looking forward to this. This is gonna destroy the whole thing.
He's been threatening to do this for years.
He's calling you now.
He's coming up? I'll check you out later.
He's coming.
He's from Yakima, right?
He's funny.
He's gonna tell his wife. His wife's gonna call my mother.
He's holistic.
He's in the bathroom.
He's intense, man.
He's it. He wins.
He's like a clam. You're not gonna mention this to him...?
He's like the Sakharov of cable guys.
He's lying out there faking.
He's not just gonna fix the tonsils and the adenoids.
He's probably caught in traffic.
He's the editor in chief.
He's towing the car away.
He's up in that clock tower, picking people off one by one.
Health cookies. I hate those little dust board fructose things.
Hello, dear.
Hello, is Glen there?
Hello, Jerry.
Hello, Mom? Yeah, I just ruined my entire appetite.
Hello, Ray?
Hello, Rick.
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Her boyfriend goes to Columbia grad school.
Her machine broke, and she's been using her old machine.
Here, hold this.
Here, I brought you something.
Here. Take this. I'm starving.
Here's my card.
Hey, Antonio, how's it going?
Hey, Brecky, remind me to tell you what we did in Lake George.
Hey, come on over. Doctor Zhivago's on cable in five minutes.
Hey, don't forget Sunday, okay?
Hey, everybody, here come the runners.
Hey, everybody, the idiot's on!
Hey, get your hands off me!
Hey, hey, I understand. You're businessmen.
Hey, how about a toast, huh?
Hey, how'd you get the plastic one?
Hey, I agree with him.
Hey, I look like Joe Friday in Dragnet.
Hey, I think you have me confused with somebody else.
Hey, is anybody listening?!
Hey, Jerry just got me a great apartment in his building.
Hey, Jerry. Would you like anything from Ms. Hudwalker's apartment?
Hey, little boy.
Hey, look who's here.
Hey, lookit. Naked people.
Hey, Ray, listen.
Hey, thanks a lot. I'll give it back in a week.
Hey, thanks for doing this.
Hey, that was really fun, George. Can we go home now?
Hey, watch where you're going. You almost knocked my head off.
Hey, what are you doing here?
Hey, where's your new jacket?
Hey, who took my cake?
Hey, you know, Jerry...
Hey, you see that sign up there?
Hey, you two, I'm ready to go.
Hey, you wanna get back behind the barricades?
Hey! My new neighbour.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Come on, it's $182 there. I don't think that's anything to sneeze at.
Hey. Hey, are you a cop?
Hey. Hey, will you do me a solid?
Hey. I just thought of a really funny thing for your act.
Hey. What stinks in here?
Hi, George.
Hi, it's Carol. I'll get back to you.
Hi, Jerry.
Hi, Ray. This is Rava's friend, Elaine's friend, Jerry.
Hi, remember me?
Hi, Stan. Joanne. Come in.
Hi! It's George.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.

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