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Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 2

Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 2

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" is a critically acclaimed television show created by Larry David that first aired in the year 2000. Known for its improvisational nature and unique storyline, the show has captivated audiences with its comedic genius, relatable characters, and sharp wit. Season 2 of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" further consolidated its reputation as a must-watch series, bringing laughter and entertainment to millions of viewers.

The second season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" features a talented ensemble cast, led by the brilliant Larry David himself. Known for co-creating the iconic sitcom "Seinfeld," David plays a fictionalized version of himself, navigating the challenges and absurdities of everyday life. Joining David is Cheryl Hines, who portrays Larry's wife Cheryl, and Jeff Garlin, who brings the character of Larry's manager and best friend, Jeff Greene, to life. Supporting them are Susie Essman as Susie Greene, and Richard Lewis as Richard Lewis, both delivering hilarious performances that add depth and more laughs to the show.

Set in Los Angeles, the second season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" continues to follow Larry David's misadventures as he stumbles into uncomfortable and often hilarious situations. The season showcases Larry's uncanny ability to find himself in awkward encounters and his unique mindset that often leads to a trail of unforeseen consequences. From accidental dating mix-ups to bizarre misunderstandings, the show's storyline is filled with unpredictable humor that keeps the audience on the edge of their seats.

Furthermore, "Curb Your Enthusiasm" has developed a distinctive style, merging scripted scenes with improvisation, creating a natural and spontaneous atmosphere. This approach enhances the show's authenticity, allowing the actors to fully showcase their comedic talents and bringing a refreshing and unfiltered perspective to the screen.

With an expert balance of satire, wit, and absurdity, "Curb Your Enthusiasm" holds a mirror to society's norms and conventions, challenging them with Larry David's uniquely blunt and hilarious observations. The show's ability to take everyday occurrences and turn them into comedic gold has earned it a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim throughout its run.

For fans of the show, the Season 2 soundtrack is a delightful addition to their collection. With a mix of energetic and whimsical tunes, the soundtrack captures the essence of the series, bringing back memories of hilarious moments and unforgettable scenes. From the catchy theme song to the background music that accompanies Larry's escapades, the soundtrack perfectly encapsulates the show's spirit.

Fortunately, fans and new viewers alike can easily access and enjoy the sounds of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Season 2. With the ability to play and download the sounds, listeners can relive their favorite moments and embrace the comedic brilliance of Larry David and the entire cast.

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" Season 2 solidifies the show's reputation as one of the best comedy series of its time, offering an unparalleled blend of improvisation, wit, and relatable humor. With a fantastic cast, unforgettable storylines, and an authentic style, this season has become a timeless classic that will leave audiences laughing for years to come.

Play and download the sounds of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Season 2 here, and immerse yourself in the comedic genius that has made this show a fan favorite.

A bunch of bald ones up here.
A couple who's in the game, they're going to the Galapagos Islands.
A disgrace to your people. That's what you are!
A doctor or a dentist or an acupuncturist?
A house sound?
A long time ago.
A professional man?
A radio? Is there a ballgame I can listen to or anything?
A shanda!
A water bottle!
About 4 meetings now. Such a wonderful actor.
About a percentage of cashmere in his sweater?
About all the little bimbos, these actresses.
About having been on a successful show...
About right there.
About the incident, and I don't know how that could've happened.
About this concept recently, and I think it's pretty exciting.
Absolutely.
Actually, a new show for Julia Louis Dreyfus.
Actually, I do. I haven't really gotten to say that a lot.
Actually, the door is closed.
Actually, this is all a big misunderstanding.
Actually...
Adora, if anybody wants me, I'm going to Starbucks!
After I came out of the water, I didn't feel like a Christian...
After that article, how could I not?
Afterwards, we're going to have something over at the house, Anne's preparing...
Alexander, you're kidding me?
All he had to do was take a look at it. Would it have killed him?
All he's gotta do is take one quick look, take five seconds.
All I got to do... It's the same thing.
All I want is work in a showroom for a while.
All I want is work in a showroom for a while.
All I was did was attempted to bring him a fork and a napkin...
All in the bleachers and stuff, "Where's the ass?"
All of the women at HBO, they don't want to work with you.
All our information is on there, our address, our phone number.
All passengers in rows 16 and higher may board now.
All right, bye. I'll talk to you later.
All right, did you get a license plate or anything?
All right, done.
All right, enjoy your lunch
All right, good. We'll see you there.
All right, here's Brittany, Brittany, come on out.
All right, I guess in hindsight...
All right, I mean, if you reconsider, you can come back.
All right, I'm such a ditz, okay.
All right, Jeffrey is at a hotel, Larry is bringing the clothes.
All right, just tell them what's going on.
All right, let's do it. Come on, let's go, you wanna do it?
All right, let's get this over with, come on.
All right, let's see, I'll grab this.
All right, let's see, I'll grab this.
All right, listen, get as much money as you can from him.
All right, so talk to me.
All right, thank you very much.
All right, thank you.
All right, thanks a lot.
All right, you start, and then I'll, you know...
All right, you stole my outgoing message on my answering machine.
All right, you'll be here, right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Why don't you come in?
All the matches are set up beforehand. The winners are all pre determined.
All the Seinfeld shows, every one.
All these people who are yelling out, "Evelyn" all the time...
All those disgusting bodies walking around, I have to look at them.
Allow yourself to be auctioned off and have lunch with somebody.
Am I too close to the curb?
An ex alcoholic's, or a person who was lucid 24 hours a day...
Ancient Japanese custom.
And $5,000 to that asshole, Barry Weiner?
And a blue sweatshirt and a black jacket, no.
And a tattoo of a star.
And again, tell Cliff how much we enjoyed it.
And ask them how many they put in the container.
And bilk them out of candy.
And black is almost like a pair of shoes.
And come back with a big check.
And Dick Groat was a ball player. I thought it was a possibility.
And did some directing and trying to produce some stuff.
And did you happen to tell her that maybe it wouldn't grow back?
And do you think this might relate to anything that may have happened to you?
And drop your bony butt to the curb appeal.
And everybody wants her to do Evelyn.
And everyone's congratulating him and he's having this great night...
And everything that's in it, Mr. Spleen
And everything was perfect. You should feel so proud.
And finally she said that somebody cancelled their appointment.
And finish unpacking.
And for donating the lunch. We really appreciate it.
And for what, to save the Union?
And George is an idiot, just an imbecile and, you know...
And get the right order.
And given all his money to NDRC.
And gray is kind of right in the middle. They look good.
And grease in just a minute
And Harriet Tubman?
And have a drink there, and then get back in the car...
And have dogs come up maybe and lick it off him.
And have you ever talked to her about this, maybe?
And he asks Larry what he's doing tomorrow..
And he ate shrimp, and then brought it back.
And he becomes embittered and grows to hate the character.
And he called the police.
And he came up with it.
And he didn't act manly, he should've gone in
And he had a triple bypass, a quadruple bypass.
And he had dinner, but he did not have a fork to eat it...
And he has to be stopped.
And he invited us to his wife's surprise birthday party...
And he looked like a Norseman of some kind.
And he said he would agree to make his donation...
And he saw me press every number.
And he shouldn't be punished as a result of what I did on...
And he took out eight shrimp from it...
And he wrote it as a birthday present for his wife Cosima.
And he's converting.
And he's examining everything in his life
And he's left me the money in his will.
And he's not supposed to live that long, and then he'll give me the money back.
And his work, right?
And I act like, "I'm getting hurt."
And I asked them about the cash. They were totally open to a cash offer.
And I believe that she can shed some light on this controversy.
And I came here, and I pushed it and tested it.
And I can't find the house sound that you were talking about.
And I can't wait for my lawyer.
And I couldn't say no to that either.
And I didn't do a little stop and chat.
And I didn't stop and have a little chat with him.
And I don't deserve this. "Bald asshole"?
And I don't know how this happened, but it seems Dr. Wiggins misread the MRl.
And I don't know, I kind of botched it somehow...
And I don't know...
And I don't want Susie yammering about what they are.
And I forgot that you tripped me.
And I go, "Okay."
And I got a hole in one.
And I got to drive him to the gas station...
And I got very influenced by the artist, you know.
And I have been assured that after they come up...
And I immediately just thought it was superb.
And I just don't understand.
And I knew something was gonna happen.
And I know she's been looking for a show.
And I know where they are.
And I leave you all my money.
And I love your idea...
And I say, why keep supporting them? It's ridiculous.
And I suggested, "If Larry would agree to host...
And I think also, do quite a bit...
And I think there's a big wrestling thing in town...
And I think you're going to enjoy her very much.
And I thought, get him some cologne.
And I told him about it.
And I tried too hard to be entertaining and affable.
And I want to make just a couple of substitutions if that's okay?
And I want to see which ones get rehabilitated.
And I wanted to see if you were paying attention.
And I was wearing the helmet, the goggles...
And I would absolutely be indebted to you forever...
And I'll be happy to give it to him if he does.
And I'll get agitation, if you can.
And I'll have a vanilla...
And I'll learn everything, don't worry about it.
And I'll tell you something.
And I'm just... My whole life is in perspective.
And I'm sure there's some kind of thing you can develop with it at some point.
And I've got to drink 8 of these a day.
And I've got to drink 8 of these a day.
And I've kind of had it.
And if the chef can't do this, if he makes a face at all...
And if you ask me, you can do the exact same project with her.
And if you can't, then I don't pay for any of the treatments
And if you think about it, it's a good color 'cause white is really too bright...
And if your wife ever finds out, you're a noble man, you made it stop.
And instead of giving me the money after he died...
And is it just a bunch of people?
And it bugs me!
And it happens to you, you're able to deal with this.
And it holds on to traumatic events from our childhood.
And it was just a tremendous amount of time.
And it was only out of some personal animus...
And it would be great if you would agree to...
And it's been in my family for several hundred years.
And it's right in front of you, and...
And just to let you know that your son did not put me up...
And Larry says that he's just sitting around.
And mangled the whole bellybutton...
And maybe that's what she was trying to do
And not have food passing by us.
And now the kid won't even talk to me, it's...
And now they can think I'm a fucking, you know, sex maniac or drinking again.
And now this actor, after the series goes off the air...
And now this actress is having problems getting another series...
And she came out on the landing and he was conducting this orchestra.
And she can't get work because of Evelyn.
And she even said the name and she's pregnant...
And she grows to hate the character, and she becomes embittered and hostile.
And she has brown eyes. It's brown eyes.
And she is living proof of the great work being done...
And she probably took me seriously.
And she said that one of my friends was gonna get pregnant, Carrie...
And she'll beat me every time.
And she's a pianist.
And she's gonna have a baby, and they're so happy.
And so, we're doing a big celebrity auction.
And stealing a tape out of her answering machine?
And takes food that doesn't belong to him.
And that applies to dentists, too?
And that enabled me to go out and start writing.
And that is go over by my house and get my clothes.
And that is, you know, very tempting...
And that's the name of the show: Aren't you Evelyn?
And the actor is having a tough time getting work...
And the brochure says there's a model called the GTS.
And the industry people as well.
And the news is that...
And the Parishes are back next week, right?
And the phone will not stop ringing.
And the word got out.
And then drive to the restaurant.
And then have a nice bagel.
And then if we're feeling frisky...
And then on Monday when I come home from work...
And then one day, he found out about it...
And then returns it? What, thinking we're not gonna notice this?
And then when they're done with the boot camp...
And then you introduce the participants in the show
And there was a time he was at the Drake Hotel...
And they call you, and they go, "Larry David has the same thing."
And they have these photos now.
And they would've been 95, but they're dead.
And they'll just be thrilled to be with you.
And this is Jeff Greene. Jeff used to be my manager.
And this little girl doesn't know that her dolly's hair won't grow back.
And to the fellowship that's gonna be, all right?
And took a tape out of an answering machine.
And use the crank, it makes it easier.
And Wasserman says this is our last chance. This is it.
And we don't consider you part of the bald community. With all due respect.
And we got our orders mixed up.
And we just appreciate everything you've done.
And we saw Larry hitting you.
And we would love to be in business with you.
And we'll talk about how we can arrange maybe my contributing something?
And Weiner's father has a heart condition...
And what if he does?
And when I got my order back from him, about seven or eight shrimp were missing.
And when the phone wasn't ringing, faxes were coming in.
And when the show ends...
And who knows what the hair is made out of?
And why can't you?
And won't give you the money until he dies? Why do people do that?
And you brought Larry to help you with the shelf?
And you can be active and talented and all of that.
And you can come along, all right?
And you couldn't say no.
And you don't feel like you have to make it up to them...
And you know what I'm gonna do?
And you should've taken that as your cue to wait...
And you stored it in your memory.
And you think this is a fitting punishment? Isn't it a joy?
And you're never going to work again?
And your "shouldn't there be" and "should there be"? Who cares?
And your liquor.
And your parents, you lost your parents.
And, Lar, hello?
And, masturbation contests, four people agreeing...
And, we just can't get it together.
And, you know, after 45 minutes, I'm on my back...
And, you know, I try to present differently.
And, you know... Lar, come on.
Another round of applause for Beth Sweeney.
Anthony Peeler, two shots.
Any messages?
Anybody have a cough drop?
Anybody need a change of dry clothes?
Anybody want to help a semi retarded individual change a tire?
Anybody want to make $10 and respond verbally?
Anything else you have?
Anything you want. On me, I got it, everybody, come on.
Anyway, everybody from Groat's Syndrome Association just...
Anyway, so again, I'm sorry. You'll be at part 2?
Anyway, thanks, Larry, I really appreciate it. That's great.
Apparently not.
Are there sick, twisted things going on?
Are they playing for thousands of dollars? Come on.
Are those from your mistress and you haven't told me?
Are you all right?
Are you done?
Are you enjoying the shrimp from the Chinese restaurant?
Are you going to be using your light much longer?
Are you gonna finish that shrimp? Your last shrimp?
Are you gonna get an appetizer or are you going straight to the main dish?
Are you guys out of peanut butter here? Because I can't find it.
Are you happy? It was really great.
Are you *******?
Are you *******?
Are you kidding? You can have a drink at the restaurant.
Are you okay?
Are you out of your mind?
Are you playing golf?
Are you thinking about sex?
Aren't You Evelyn?
Aren't you gonna ask me how my appointment went?
As his last memories of him, you know?
As if I wasn't gonna know that he took the shrimp?
As one Jew to another, it's a gutsy thing to come in and step in.
Asshole!
Asshole! Fuck you!
Asshole.
Asshole.
At all times.
At HBO?
At least it'll be shorter.
At night, he makes me...
At the next meeting, you don't even have to say a word.
At the same table. Pretty big table.
At the Staples Center, it could be him.
At your little ABC parties and screenings.
Barry Weiner's here.
Based on what you're going through now.
Battlestar Galactica?
Be charming. Okay, goodbye.
Beautiful, excellent.
Beautiful.
Beautiful. Beautiful house.
Because Cliff was right next to me...
Because everybody identifies her with this character...
Because everybody sees her as Evelyn.
Because he was on this mega hit series, like a Seinfeld kind of series...
Because he's so identified with this character...
Because her doll, Judy, has been decapitated...
Because I actually need a dentist, mine just moved.
Because I didn't give them candy, that's why.
Because I don't think 17 year old girls with no costume on...
Because I know you were at the beach, Larry.
Because I'm getting some clothes together for that homeless guy...
Because if I don't replace the doll, it's over.
Because if I just told you the truth about that...
Because if I just told you the truth about that...
Because if you do, I will break it off, and shove it up your sphincter.
Because it might all be moot.
Because it's a wonderful preface to a great Japanese meal.
Because mine is really big, and "I like them big."
Because of Shaquille O'Neal.
Because of your environmental problems with General Electric.
Because she likes the car, she wants to be happy in it.
Because some bald headed turd is shooting at them.
Because there's gotta be some kind of cut offs...
Because without him it never would have happened.
Because you feel because of your celebrity...
Before I came here? She didn't like my outfit.
Besides that one.
Besides that, I know how to manipulate people, I'm very good at it.
Besides, I have a little problem with that...
Better is better, you said you were better.
Better is not all better, it's better.
Better than before, not 100%% better...
Better? After I treated you, you were better, right?
Big deal, I call men pricks all the time, men want to work with me.
Big news
Big stuff, big charging, crazy pistons, nutty pistons.
Big, huge guy, long, blond hair.
Blue cheese on the side.
Bob Cobb did!
Both of you, 'cause I've had it, you four eyed fuck and you fat piece of shit!
Boy, he's got seven total bases there, yeah.
Boy, I'm almost full already. And you're a shrimp ahead of me.
Boy, she's got pretty long hair.
Boy, she's got really thick hair.
Boy, this is rough.
Boy. "There, but for the grace of God, go you."
Breakfast every morning, sunrise.
Bring a fork to a working man...
Bullshit, you didn't think he was drowning, you didn't want him to convert.
Bullshit.
But acupuncture has been around for a long time...
But every sitcom needs that.
But everybody identifies me with Elaine.
But everything's fine now, and we're very delighted...
But he didn't mention anything, and neither did I...
But he was the fall guy, the jackass role.
But he won't let me have any of it, you know?
But here's the thing that I want to say.
But I can send you through San Francisco. 10:30, it would get you into San Francisco.
But I didn't even... I thought he was...
But I don't have to give them candy, they don't deserve candy...
But I don't know how to work a video camera.
But I felt something. When I was held under the water, I felt a revelation...
But I hate when people fucking steal my outgoing messages.
But I have some news for you. First, a little slice.
But I love to sell cars, I really do.
But I need a letter of recommendation...
But I need you to be honest with me.
But I said hello, but it could be a little touchy.
But I wonder if it's better suited for somebody...
But I wonder why it doesn't work as a pie.
But I would like to sit and have a drink and socialize...
But I'll be a little tired, too, probably.
But I'm going tomorrow night.
But I'm here because you told him I'm high maintenance?
But I'm not gonna...
But if you would like to talk with me about this...
But it says "bald asshole."
But it's a wonderful mini series.
But it's not as big as Brooklyn or whatever.
But it's not as big as Brooklyn or whatever.
But it's the drink, isn't it? They have it at the restaurant.
But it's trick or treat. We cut the kids a little slack on Halloween.
But no, that's not true!
But other than that...
But that doesn't say we're celebrating.
But that doesn't supersede the golden rule. That's the big one.
But that's a little out of balance now. 'Cause I did my drive.
But that's all you need to worry yourself with, okay?
But that's why you go, right? You're gonna see it and...
But the main thing I would like to add is that on HBO...
But they see the idiot...
But they're not, because nobody knows them.
But things are going good, except for this thing with my dad, a situation.
But we consider ourselves a group of people.
But we're already here. We could have dessert in two minutes...
But we're not just gonna talk about money.
But what about the bracelet? Shelley!
But what I can do for you is I can get you on the next flight...
But when we were coming out of the poker game the other night...
But why? When he left last night after the story...
But you did touch the shrimp.
But you gotta go back in.
But you know about Jeremy. That's the point, right?
But you know, it's really time...
But, if you're gonna remind me of the holocaust...
But, Jeremy and Larry, for Bob's 40th birthday...
But, Rob, no one wants to have lunch with me.
But, you know what?
By Bob Cobb at the Brown Derby!
By Bob Cobb in the Brown Derby Restaurant.
By our team of scientists at the Groat's laboratories.
By the way, didn't the doctor...
By the way, I could make those triangles and those circles.
By your descriptions, "dark hair, 20 years old"...
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Can I get it to go?
Can I get this out of the way for you? Great.
Can I tell you something? It's a very French look. It's very French.
Can somebody tell me what they did to the bottom of the broccoli?
Can we go? Let's just go.
Can you believe this?
Can you help me out?
Can you keep it down?
Can you shoot the whales from the terrace?
Can you take it outside, please? How about a little consideration, okay?
Canceled the page in the birthday book.
Card skill game, Brad.
Casa Del Mar, the fancy restaurant by the water.
Casual Friday. Pisses me off.
CBS today, yeah, I'll see you there. Don't be late.
CBS.
Cheryl is gonna flip out when she gets this thing.
Cheryl, somebody sent me flowers.
Cheryl, what are you doing?
Cheryl, you know, I barely know you...
Cheryl?
Chicken and turkey and a glass... I got $115, is that cool?
Cliff, oh, my gosh!
Coffee on me! Ladies and gentlemen...
Come here. You don't know me, Dave Levin.
Come in and work for me.
Come on in.
Come on up, get some coffee. That's right, go ahead, enjoy yourself.
Come on, change it. Can you... Come on.
Come on, come sit down. You want water or a coffee or...
Come on, don't listen to this nonsense.
Come on, enjoy the game.
Come on, honey, let's get going!
Come on, I'm kidding around
Come on, it's as good as done, right?
Come on, just go.
Come on, one more shot.
Come on, people, everything on me.
Come on, that's funny.
Come on, the ticket.
Congratulations.
Constantly running to the bathroom.
Could you please excuse us for a minute? I'm talking to somebody.
Could you please take this to the next room...
Couldn't I just write the check?
Cunt's worse.
Dad, don't you want to stay a little bit longer?
Dad, you stay here with me. Okay, very good.
Dad's kind of a big fake. You know what he is?
Dairy product, peanut butter. What you mean, no?
Dairy products. Peanut butter...
Dana, that's my middle name, Larry Dana David.
Dana.
Dentist got in touch with Wasserman, thinks I'm a wife beater.
Depending on the city, of course. Duluth is a city, it's considered a city...
Did he take the shrimp?
Did he tell you I kicked him out? Yeah, his male ego, his stupid male...
Did I tell you that I have a very good friend that went to South Africa?
Did she offer you coffee or water or something?
Did they threaten you in any way? Did you see weapons of any kind?
Did we think we really needed Alaska and Hawaii?
Did you check the order before you left?
Did you even know, did you know he was working there?
Did you give him a $5,000 tip?
Did you have a good time last night?
Did you look at these people? Did you see anything?
Did you notice that when I asked him about the sweater...
Did you pencil that in and didn't tell me?
Did you see the back of his bathing suit? How does he walk around like that?
Did you sell a lot of cars?
Did you tell him how wrong it is to say something like that?
Did you tell my father some story about a dry cleaner?
Did you?
Didn't you read the literature I sent you?
Didn't you say he leaves marks on you sometimes?
Divorce?
Do a dance and cheerlead and stuff.
Do I say, "You must like lobsters, eat lobster.
Do me a favor and change it for me.
Do me a favor. See if anybody is in the ladies' room?
Do we have to start at the exact same time? I don't get that.
Do you believe my wife made me change clothes...
Do you believe that I might be getting back into network television?
Do you believe them? Do you believe what they did to me?
Do you believe this? What the hell are they doing?
Do you ever hear from any of those guys at Saturday Night Live?
Do you go through that every time you order that salad?
Do you have a tattoo of a star?
Do you have any idea?
Do you have the short haired head...
Do you have to have a lot of experience for that?
Do you hear a noise?
Do you hear what I'm saying? I'm dying!
Do you know anybody who would do that?
Do you know anything about changing a tire?
Do you know anything about these pages? Do you paste it on something?
Do you move your camp or is it a base camp?
Do you think I didn't see you at the screening last night?
Do you think I want her blabbing about me to people?
Do you think maybe it's too long?
Do you think she's gonna notice the difference?
Do you wanna know?
Doctor, or a...
Doctor's orders. I'm dehydrated or something...
Does anybody want to split cheesecake or something?
Does she work there?
Does this car have that? Is it standard?
Doesn't have a wife, and his parents are dead.
Doesn't have to be just golf. You can't walk around? It's a shirt.
Doesn't make a difference.
Don't be acting like...
Don't be modest about this. You're with us now.
Don't call him a son of a bitch, he's not a son of a bitch.
Don't change that.
Don't forget sun block.
Don't forget the CBS meeting.
Don't get me wrong.
Don't I have to spend her birthday with her or something?
Don't leave that in the middle. I gotta put this in here.
Don't say I have an ass fetish, you got nothing on me.
Don't they have, like, special scissors to make those fancy edges on the end?
Don't worry about it. I wouldn't worry about it.
Don't worry, it's gonna fit.
Don't you ever point another finger at my kids again...
Don't you feel calmer?
Don't you knock before you come in?
Don't you resent it?
Don't you say goodbye?
Don't you say goodbye?
Don't you say goodnight?
Don't you say goodnight?
Don't you think I would love to go to the beach?
Don't you? You don't go to the movies to see it.
Donald, good to see you.
Dr. Groat might be Dick Groat's father, for all we know.
Dr. Wiggins?
Early in the morning, what does it matter? Is she a baby?
Eleven.
Even when you're not.
Evening.
Ever play the salt and pepper shakers?
Ever, ever.
Ever, with anyone.
Every hole...
Every meeting, I'm traveling.
Every time I have to go to a meeting, or there's a meeting...
Every time I walk in, you're just sitting here...
Everybody here has been waiting, okay?
Everybody knows that.
Everybody knows that. Nobody thinks it's real.
Everybody, this is Larry David.
Everyone knows about this agreement. My employees, my business.
Everyone, the game is five card stud. Everyone ante up there.
Everything, exactly.
Everything. Look at it, it's maroon.
Everything's a big problem with you people!
Everything's okay with you and Allan, right?
Everywhere I go on the street, "Hey, Costanza!
Exactly, fake. That's exactly the word I'm looking for.
Except women into sex, that's one thing I can't do.
Excuse me, are you a doctor?
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Excuse me, there's no food or drink in the theater. I'm sorry.
Excuse me, you leaving?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Fantastic!
Fantastic.
Fat fuck, trying to hide, like you're Mr. Inconspicuous.
Feeling all right? No uncomfortable sensations?
Festive?
Final boarding call for flight 1459, non stop to Monterey.
Finally, they're done.
Fine, if that's the way it's gonna be, so be it.
Fine, we'll just get takeout food, great.
First of all, I didn't say I wanted to have sex in the afternoon.
Five minutes later, my tire...
Five to 10 years.
Flight 627 to San Francisco...
Flowers.
For a man to send...
For a series, an idea for a series, okay?
For a verbal response, $10.
For heaven's sake. Give me time, I want to do it, too.
For the auction and everything.
For the show?
For two months he's gonna be out.
Forget I said anything. Sorry.
Forget it, don't even answer it.
Forget Paris!
Forget the bracelet, Larry.
Forget the psychic. Let's fool around.
Forgive me for sounding a little cynical, but I've heard that before.
Forgot my napkin.
Free candy, I'm 40 years old, I want free candy!
Free coffee and donuts and Danish and bagels.
From you calling him a cunt, he's shell shocked...
Gay, no, he's not gay, he's married.
Get a seat. I'm so glad you're here.
Get back in, a couple of dunks, you're done.
Get here earlier. It's not my fault.
Get in the car again, drive to the restaurant.
Get me the head!
Get some brochures, you know where we are.
Get their own table.
Get this guy out of here, you're fired.
Give me the ticket back, I won't say anything
Giving him leftovers like that, that was crazy.
Go ahead.
Go fuck yourself.
Go outside, go outside, okay?
Go up to Room 818.
Go with him and I'll be up.
Go. Get out of here, go ahead, hurry up.
God, I hate doing this, 'cause, you know, you always take it the wrong way.
God, look at that line.
God, no, save it for tonight!
God!
God.
Going on in this household.
Good luck.
Good morning.
Good to see you, how are you?
Good to see you, too.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Good, Albert Mayo, Larry David, Larry David, Albert Mayo.
Good, nice move.
Good, okay.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good. Guess what? I have made plans for us tonight.
Goodnight, sorry.
Goodnight.
Gotcha. I'm looking forward to it.
Gotcha. I'm looking forward to it.
Gotta drive around like an idiot for 15 minutes?
Grab your clothes, and you're gone.
G**** pie? There's no g**** pie.
Great, terrific, fantastic!
Great, where do you want to do this?
Great.
Great. We'll play. You're on for tomorrow.
Grilled salmon, all right.
Grilled salmon, all right.
Groat, have you ever heard of Groat's syndrome?
Groat's, let's hold on to the dream
Groat's, we're not as hyper as we seem
Guess who I'm going to see.
Guys, dad's gonna run up to the bathroom.
Guys.
Hall, you must go in, she's gonna steal the whole thing.
Hand out tallises and yarmulkes.
Hang on a minute.
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday, Mr. President John Tyler
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy Halloween.
Happy?
Hating each other desperately, but still they...
Have a big dinner for two hours.
Have a great day.
Have the drink, then come back out...
Have you been catching on what's going on here?
Have you even moved since I left this morning?
Have you ever done a page in a birthday book?
Have you ever had a fresh g****?
Have you heard of Columbine?
Have you just retired...
Have you seen my keys? I have an appointment with the psychic.
Have you talked to him about your imaginary stepfather?
Have you worked it out that way? Cheryl will love me.
HBO, you know what happened with them. It's all running out.
He came to your house, yeah, I remember.
He can't even face me, that fat fuck.
He can't get on the plane with our tickets, can he?
He can't get work anymore...
He can't say he's playing golf...
He cut me out of the will, Larry.
He didn't mean to interrupt you.
He didn't say anything about a house sound.
He didn't wanna drive to your office and the whole thing's off?
He doesn't have a wife, and his parents are dead.
He finally gets the girl and he kills her...
He gave it to me before he died.
He gave me a quarter of what I was gonna get in the will...
He getting more than just a massage.
He getting more than just a massage.
He had great things to eat.
He had to eat, you know...

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