Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 7 Edit

A $300 gift certificate to Matteo's restaurant.

A bad habit? You just put your drink down on the wood.

A big big move.

A buck? Fine.

A comedian goes up on stage,

A couple of minutes longer than you guys.

A few bad strangers that ruined it for the rest of us.

A fourth camera for the exteriors.

A good swing; You came over it.

A guy who wears women's underwear is... is part tranny.

A happy and a healthy new year to you.

A happy and a healthy... no, we're talking about our relationship right now.

A happy, healthy, committed relationship?

A hero.

A horrible name that I could call you

A little girl asks you to give her doll a haircut.

A little more at ease. Maybe a little... little kinder.

A little... oh, a lot. I lost a lot of face.

A LOT OF CROUTONS. THERE WERE A LOT OF CROUTONS.

A LOT OF MEDICINES THAT SHE'S GONNA NEED.

A Maverick in the field of cancer treatment.

A miracle happened.

A new Italian restaurant called Matteo's.

A nothing... a big nothing... and I have health.

A pleasure. Pleasure.

A predate date.

A present. I didn't have my daughter

A ring stain?

A sneeze is involuntary.

A solid, Larry?

A tip is money for a favor.

About doing a "Seinfeld" reunion.

About going to that game. I was gonna buy scalper's tickets.

About not kissing you in the restaurant. That was bad.

About whether I took her to a birthday party.

ABSOLUTELY NOT. I DON'T IMAGINE YOU'D HAVE TIME FOR THAT.

Absolutely. Yeah. Do it.

Absolutely. You put in your time.

Accountants don't look like this.

ACROSS THE STREET. HE HAD A...

Action!

Actually, I'm fine, George.

Actually, I'm fine, George.

After you lost everything.

After you, sir. After you.

AGAIN, IN A FEW DAYS ANY DAY,

Again? Don't they give up, these people?

Against a woman and her children.

Ah, Mr. David, I believe this is yours.

Ah, yeah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Anyway, I'm sorry about the call again.

All I had to do was make one more move and you were dead.

ALL I WANT YOU TO DO IS ENTERTAIN MY SISTER FOR TWO HOURS

All of a sudden out of nowhere?

All of a sudden you wake up in the middle of the night... ( Grunts )

All of it, Jerry. All of it.

ALL RIGHT NOW, YOU MAKE SURE YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE YOU WATCH THAT TV.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

All right, all right. Enough enough.

All right, do I need to hear this?

All right, fine.

ALL RIGHT, GREAT.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO PICK IT UP. NO, I'LL LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

All right, I'll see you at 3:00.

All right, I'll see you in a little while.

All right, I'm going to get this.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S TOO SALTY. I'M SORRY.

All right, let's check her car.

All right, listen. I've gotta run.

All right, look. I'm in agreement with you

All right, okay. So how do we do the show without Jason?

All right, pull the fuck over.

All right, so you got me on that one.

All right, so you lost a couple of million.

All right, so... anyway,

All right, thanks, Larry. Bye.

All right, that's it. That's it.

All right, we'll go with Virginia.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, I SAW A GUY JUMP OVER A HEDGE

All right, you guys need anything else?

All right, you watch the show. We'll do it for you, okay?

All right, you're free to go... both of you.

All right? He's just a buffoon.

All right? I know you want to say something, but don't...

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Come on, let's do some work here.

All right. Fine.

All right. I'm gonna hang up then.

All right. Let's hit it.

All right. Oh, there's your friend Ted Danson.

All right. Okay. That's good. That's good.

All right. See you tomorrow.

All right. Thank you very much.

All right. Um, yeah.

All right. Well, it's treated, and I'm feeling great.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT, ARE YOU USING MY NAME TO GET A TABLE IN HERE?

All right. You know what? Let's do it.

All the whole... what is this whole thing? What is this?

ALL YOU DO IS SEND A TEXT. YOU MAKE AN AGREEMENT

All; No!

Although he was a slow player.

ALWAYS AT THE HOUSE AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO

Always take a cart. I'm not a Walker.

Always wonderful. Bon appã©tit.

Am I crazy? Do you think I'm crazy?

Am I going to stand by in front of the camera with the symptoms?

Am I not? What's the difference?

An alarm went off in the store and I had to leave the store.

An attractive woman? No?

An awful long time to look for the cell phone.

An emergency call. I have your home phone number

An inch lower. You know, but belly button or no belly button,

An iPhone application that leads you via your g.P.S.

An iPhone application that leads you via your GPS

AND WHAT'S WRONG?

And a Chinese kid who's never used chopsticks before,

And all he did was honk!

And already she started looking at me differently

And anything that's in there they put it in here

And as far as the rest of you go,

And ask him to just drop the charges.

And asked me who ate it.

And at that pond with norm.

And breeziness. That's you.

And bring him into your dressing room soon.

And by the way, susie, i so want to divorce you.

And check it out. Talk to a salesman.

And Christopher walken? How do you explain that?

And cleaning the cat's litter box.

And come back soon.

And destroy 'em.

And don't call.

And duberstein's dead and I was thinking...

And enjoying a leisurely game of golf.

And for some reason it creeped me out.

And for some reason it just creeped me out.

And get... just meet him for two minutes.

And go buy yourself some fucking pants, will you?

And got the Fowler's number. What happened?

And he asked me if I was interested in a menage a trois.

And he knows it's you. He knows you were here.

And he needed to hear my voice.

And he takes his dogs with him everywhere so it probably gets hot in there.

And he thinks that I might have groat's disease.

And he turned out pretty good.

And he was wearing this quilted jacket with the collar up,

And he was wearing this quilted jacket with the collar up.

And he's expecting to meet him,

And he's got a tear

And he's on his way to your house right now.

And his name was krupke.

AND I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT, LARRY.

And I bought you a present.

And I can see why they do it. It feels good

And I could not believe that they were all true about one human being.

And I didn't call you a liar.

And I didn't feel like waiting around.

And I didn't want the dessert at the time.

And I don't know why. I get that funny feeling,

And I don't need you to defile her, okay?

And I don't want you to call me directly at home, all right?

And I find that men often have this reaction.

And I forgot how to multiply.

And I gave, and that was hard work.

And I got in a big fight with Jason.

And I got very distracted

AND I GOTTA GO AND MAYBE I'LL COME BACK.

And I have a pretty good idea for George too.

And I hope you don't hear from me.

And I know when I don't bring it, and I brought it.

And I must have pressed yours by accident.

And I need to pay for the ones I'm wearing.

And I submit

And I think he turned out okay.

And I think I might hurt my chances

And I think it's a little provocative,

And I think the reason that you weren't there

And I thought of it.

And I took the Liberty of making an appointment for you...

And I truly apologize.

And I wanted to check out the headroom.

And I was looking for the cell phone.

And I was... I was embarrassed.

And I will drag that person by the hair

And I'd be there too, so you wouldn't even have to talk.

And I'll give you the tip that I should have given you.

And I'm footing the whole freaking bill.

And I'm going "really? You'll do it?"

And I'm gonna step away then.

And I'm putting it inside my little leather check holder.

And I'm saying something that you just don't want to hear.

AND IF SHE HAS TO DO CHEMO AND IT CAUSES HER TO LOSE HER HAIR,

And it lasts for years afterwards.

AND IT WAS LIKE THAT WAS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF LARRY.

And it's gonna cost 500 bucks to fix that table.

And it's none of your business, Elaine.

And just take care of the stone, please?

And just... you know, he needs to see that... read it?

And last night he was at her house.

And let me tell you something: She's not my first.

And let's not forget the red one you're making for that asshole stonemason.

And let's... let's keep this between the two of us.

And literally, it hit me the second we walked out of that meeting.

And Loretta decided that she didn't want anything to do

And maybe ask about the driving?

And maybe you're a little more comfortable than normal.

And my boyfriend's in the bathroom right now.

And next thing you know, you cheating on me?!

And now he's gonna try to get his wife back.

And now he's trying to get his ex wife back.

And now you want me to put your wife through cosmetology school?!

And obsesses over meaningless details

And read it while you're talking? Is that okay too?

And right now she's going through a very rough time. All right?

And right now you're doing that thing with your mouth when it's like...

And saying "hey, maybe I can make it work now",

And says, "oh good, nice shades. You have terminal cancer."

And see what happens.

And she came back the next day duly chastened,

And she helped me with the girls.

And she kind of has a rash on her pussy.

And she kinda blew me off, so I don't know.

And she said she never went to the birthday party.

And she said, "it's not important."

And she was not in a car accident

And she's in a wheelchair much like yourself.

And show the whole country our miracle.

And so mortified that you did not recognize me,

And so, I'm on an airplane and I'm on the phone.

And someone's gonna arrest you or something.

And started making fun of their lemonade.

And take every one of those hats

And tell her that her shirt is inappropriate

And tell her we're back together.

And that's all I said. That's all I said.

And that's celebrate norm's life

And that's it, they commit barbicide?

And the bald head. Bald with glasses for sure.

And the belly button.

And the guy in front of me is leaving a space in front of him.

And the guy is just trying to close that deal on the car.

And the store didn't open back up, so I just thought I'd take off.

And the touching and all that.

And then an alarm went off.

And then I looked up and he started coming towards me

And then it turned out to be lyme disease.

And then she slipped off the boat and died.

And then they have a space for an additional tip.

And then you call me a liar?

And then you came to the door and I was like, "who's this?"

AND THEN YOU CAN GO TO YOUR GODDAMN DINNER PARTY.

And then you got 1/3 non flaunt. Do you have to flaunt 24 hours?

And then you negate it.

And then, I don't know, after you left...

And then... what does it come out to? $2?

And there was a brother, you would know the brother, right?

And there's something that's happening tomorrow night.

And to this day, any singing around me...

And tomorrow at noon take me to my appointment.

And usually when I've provided excellent service,

And wasn't it just a couple of days ago

And we can't just keep it to ourselves.

And we had a fight and we made up and we hugged, so...

And we have a show in three days.

And we were talking about you and the therapist says

And we were talking about you and the therapist says

And we're gonna start you off with a couple of glasses of champagne.

And we're taking a yacht to Catalina. And you're coming.

And what about some blandishments on here?

And what about that story you were talking about... how George would have an ex wife?

And what about the dogs? No respect for the dogs?

And what do you happen to enjoy?

And when I get a feeling...

And when we were walking out of the stage today

And where else? The place he loved the most...

And who did not play.

And yes, I dropped my cell phone on his side of the car,

And yet we're surrounded by people.

AND YOU IT WAS JUST DIFFERENT.

AND YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT AFTER.

And you chose to take them and not me.

And you had to put all these ideas in his head that he was doing something wrong.

And you have your friend rules.

And you know what Cassie said to me?

And you know what?

And you saw that they were married to a person like that...

And you take Jeff Greene? That's $150.

And you! How dare you say something?!

And you...

And you'll give it to me next time I see you.

AND YOU'RE DOING IT FOR HER OWN SAFETY, FOR HER OWN GOOD.

And you've got to swear to secrecy.

AND YOUR LIFE IS MOSTLY GOING TO BE TAKING HER TO APPOINTMENTS

And, creatively, it makes me... My juices are going.

And, oh! Reminder... you have lunch with Richard Lewis,

And, um, I hope you enjoy everything.

And, you know,

And...

Andy, Andy, do me a favor.

Announcer: And the home team, your Los Angeles...

Another penny out of me, okay?

Another text from her. Can you believe it?

Anything could be going on in that car.

Anything that can be inserted.

Anyway, I came in to thank you

Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks. Here's Jerry.

Anyway, I screwed the whole thing up.

Anyway, I'd better shut up, because I'm planning on...

Anyway, I'll have some lemonade.

Anyway, I'm really sorry.

Anyway, I'm sad to tell you guys this, but I...

Anyway, I'm sorry, but I got...

Anyway, it was a lovely service. I'll see you at the club.

Apologizing.

Arbor. Yeah, you've got the arbor in the front.

Are gonna be better off

Are gonna play George's ex wife.

Are you crazy? You do it.

Are you crazy?! What did you do that for?

ARE YOU GONNA BELIEVE A WORD THIS WOMAN SAYS?

Are you gonna leave $12?

Are you happy?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Denise is here?

Are you kidding me? There's no ramp?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? I'm not gonna wait that long.

Are you kidding? Of course I'm coming.

ARE YOU KIDDING? SHE'S EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE.

Are you nuts? This is your forte.

Are you ready for a hot towel?

Are you sure you wanna give that much?

Are you sure?

Are you the gentleman who was just talking

Are you unhappy with the table?

As a pamphlet, you know?

As a pamphlet, you know?

As opposed to turning around and straining my neck.

As our gift to you, is gonna sing a special song.

Ask him. If he tells me to go, I'll go.

At a seder. You can't even do that?

At least I got you a gift, okay?

At the expense of a harmonious relationship.

At the time norm had the heart attack

Attagirl! Good job! Good job!

Auntie rae gave me... She gave me the finger

Aw, it's a little nerve racking in here with you guys.

Aw, that's nice. "P.S., your cunt is in the sink."

Bald people are not blessed?

Banana Republic.

Beautiful black swan?

Because apparently some guy came over

Because he kept taking the pen...

Because he's selfish, he's stupid, he lies...

Because her schedule is too busy

Because I checked the car.

BECAUSE I HAD LEMONADE AT YOUR HOUSE AND YOU THREW

Because I heard so many stories about you when I joined this club

Because I i have feelings for her

Because I told you about Dennis and the three way.

Because I was using it to pay for a magazine. Can't you understand that?

Because I went to a memorabilia show the other day

Because I'm actually gonna be talking to him more than you

Because I'm thinking about it, my conversation gets very stilted.

Because if a man was wearing this, you wouldn't go out and say anything to him.

BECAUSE IF I TOLD PEOPLE YOU WERE COMING, THEY MIGHT NOT SHOW UP.

BECAUSE IT ISN'T! I DON'T KNOW THE DERIVATION OF THE CONVENTION.

Because it really... Honestly, it really wasn't you.

Because Larry David doesn't want to sit in the loge.

Because of the shock or because she doesn't like me?

Because strangers have a bad reputation.

Because there is a painting hanging up of Jesus.

Because unless you apologize to Sandy Goodman,

Because we'll do it in a way that won't be lame.

Because without your health, you're nothing.

Because working with someone who you were involved with,

Because you are bald.

Because you're not going to believe. It's uncanny.

BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTTA THINK OF THE LONG HAUL.

BEFORE THEY START GOING OUT BECAUSE EVERY RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TO END AT SOME POINT.

Before you got to the restaurant, so that's why...

Begrudging and Sincere. How's that?

Behind those tinted windows at lunch.

Behind you! The bat, the bat!

Being close with her, I don't even care about the move.

Believe me. I'm gonna see you tomorrow.

Believe me. I've ordered this before. I know exactly what I want.

Besides having to go down on someone.

Best waiter? A table right away?

Bet the suit threw you, baby.

Big "Seinfeld" fan... Loved the freaking show.

BLACK PEOPLE LIKE IT A LITTLE BIT WARMER AT NIGHT, OKAY?

Blowjob? What the fuck are you talking about?

Bottom line. And you want to know something?

Boy, it takes a lot to get a tip out of that guy.

Boy, those are distracting, huh?

Boy, you know a lot about this guy.

BUT HOLD ON A SEC.

But anyway, there's no shortage of ideas.

But Cheryl, she's unknown and she lived this part.

But don't you feel a little bit funny

But get a second opinion.

But he fricking swears by it.

But he just... He just wore me down.

But he stayed overnight in the hospital.

But here's what I need, okay?

But how did you beat the groat's?

But how does it affect your driving?

But I bought you another pen."

But I can hardly think out here.

But I didn't invite him and we have a policy.

But I don't have any room. I am stuffed.

But I don't know.

But I left my pants in the dressing room

But I never thought we could be done with her completely.

But I think you want...

But I thought Cheryl was better.

But I thought you only got bar mitzvahed once.

But I want you to know that we're gonna get you through this...

But I would feel better, you know.

But I'll do anything for you, Larry.

But I'm a little disappointed.

But I'm going to tell you one thing: That man in that room...

But I'm gonna meet with everybody.

But I'm gonna meet with her tomorrow. Jerry'll do it if you do it.

But if I can't have her, what's the point?

But if it'll make you feel better,

But if we took you,

But in the '50s on Broadway,

But isn't that really why you sent me in?

But it says that they fight over the popcorn.

But it was stopped. People interfered. That's all.

But it's not a hat, it's a pair of pants with a security...

But it's not really appropriate attire for an office.

But it's not what you're thinking.

But it's on the way to the parking lot.

But it's the longest wrong number

But Jeff told me that you gave Lewis a blowjob in the car

But Lisa kudrow

But man wants to make his woman happy.

But nbc is still harping me about

BUT NO MATTER WHAT THE OUTCOME IS, LORETTA HAS YOU BY HER SIDE.

But not for actual life.

BUT ONE THING WHEN YOU GO IN THE HOUSE,

But people don't kill you for shushing.

BUT RIGHT NOW, I WANT YOU TO JUST STAY CALM,

But she said she had to drive her daughter to a birthday party.

But the fact is we're talking about a woman's life

But the guy... he lives in the boondocks. I'll never find the place.

But the project's in the toilet

But we wanted to do something special today,

But what I like about it... here's the upside to it, really...

BUT WHEN YOU TAKE REGULAR FOOD, I HAVE A PROBLEM.

But who knows? She might be a drug addict.

But whoever did it

But whoever did it

But why is Leon telling you that my wife is beautiful?

But why would we do something like this?

BUT YET IT'S THE SAME RESPONSIBILITY AS A PET,

But you cannot deny that that audition was outstanding.

BUT YOU GET NOTHING BACK. YOU WATCH THEM,

But you killed him. You did!

But you know what was amazing,

But you know what? I'm kind of protesting the additional tip.

But you know what? It's not gonna make a difference.

But you know who kill swan.

But you really don't know them at all.

BUT YOU SAID IT AND YOU'RE GONNA STICK TO IT.

But, um...

By the ******* family... The dubersteins.

By the time we get to the car and get to another restaurant it's gonna be an hour.

By the time you're back, they'll be finished.

By the way, I was talking to the stonemason on the phone the other night?

By the way, I'm not that impressed with the food.

By the way, they wanted to say "fuck you."

By the way, what's the proper term? Can I say handicapped?

By the way, why do they call it a job?

Bye.

C for coffee.

Call the police.

Call the sprinkler guy!

Call them, ask about their day.

Can contribute to their cancer,

Can I apologize for the apology?

Can I be perfectly honest?

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

Can I just pick up a magazine, hold in front of your face

Can I tell you something? I'm very excited about this lecture.

Can I... can I borrow your binoculars for a second?

Can I... can I pick up where I left off with her?

Can we just talk about this for a second? I think, um...

Can we just... that's a five.

Can you believe these seats this guy gave us?

Can you play before or after?

Can't ask, "what did I do?"

Can't do nothing.

Can't figure out why she left you.

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YA!

Challenged? are you challenged?

Check that out. Yeah, she's my date.

Cheryl should play this part.

Cheryl, open up.

Cheryl, to tell her that she's gonna be

Cheryl: For some reason if I don't make it...

Cheryl!

Cheryl! Aha!

Cheryl! Hey, Cheryl!

Cheryl's here to read for Amanda.

Children need consistency.

Christ, I'm itching all over.

Christian slater was eating gobfuls of it.

Clark Kent didn't know who his father was till he was 16

Clearly she is not believing a word of this.

Clerk: Have a nice day.

Clubhouse!

Collar up?

Coma, fucking handicapped, any of that shit.

Come here. Come here, shh.

Come in, I want to talk to you.

Come on in.

Come on, how funny is that?

Come on, I did a lot for mocha Joe.

Come on, I tell my wife everything.

Come on, it's the inviter who picks up.

Come on, let's do it.

Come on, man, I need your help!

Come on, man. Yes you did.

COME ON, SCHMOHAWK.

Come on, scootch over.

Come on, who needs this? She's getting on my nerves.

Come on.

Come on. All right?

Come on. I'll see you later.

Come on. Right, people?

Come on. Tell him you'll call him back.

Come with me to nbc... Let me set up a meeting...

Come... I mean, Mary is pissed at me about the caviar.

Coming down on his face.

Coming in here like this in front of my wife

Completely and utterly brilliant.

Completely into it. He's chomping at the bit.

Completely sure?

Congratulations. And everybody's on board with this?

Cop: So you're sure it's not one of the other guys?

Could not have killed my black swan, my kyoko.

Could recommend a high value settlement for that burn.

Could you bring some jumper cables to Tim kaiser?

COULD YOU GO UP TO LORETTA AND ASK HER WHAT THE NAME OF THAT RESTAURANT WAS

Could you please give this to Dean weinstock? He's a patient here.

Couldn't stand another "how we met" story?

COUPLES SHOULD HAVE LIKE A PRE BREAKUP AGREEMENT

Course not crowded.

Creeped you out? That's my money!

Crispy onions! They have to be crispy!

Dad, you spelled "passed" wrong.

Damn it.

Damn it. I don't have her number or her address.

Danny duberstein's good at two things:

Dating?

Dee dah! What is that?

Definitely.

Denise and me and Stephan Hawking, we hang out all the time,

Denise handicap.

Dennis and Virginia and me, and had lunch.

Dennis, after a few glasses of wine...

Dennis: She'd be great.

DEPRESSION, UNSIGHTLY HAIR LOSS,

Desperate? When we would watch shows... other shows...

Did he call you? Did you call him?

Did I mention that I'm going to the restaurant tonight?

Did Marty's mom's headstone and his dad's headstone.

Did she comment on the fact that her doll is now black?

Did that son of a bitch give you a $20 tip?

Did you get a chance to pick up those beans? I'm really low on coffee.

Did you get that? I thought this was working.

Did you have fun at the table read?"

Did you have to yell and scream at norm out there?

Did you hear any of the jokes?

Did you leave a ring stain on Julia Louis Dreyfus's table?

Did you leave that stain on her coffee table, Jerry?

DID YOU PLAY A MILLION PICK UP STICKS?

DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT GUY?

Did you see this?

Did you work on this with him?

Didn't say a word except,

DINNER PARTY.

Directing her, working with her.

Discuss. You'll talk. You'll do this. You'll do that.

Do I have a case? Tell me.

Do I need this? I know what happened.

DO SOMETHING WITH OTHER PEOPLE.

Do what I did when I married your father.

Do you also find it interesting that,

Do you feel that your relationship is...

Do you have any concerns

Do you have any idea how you may have gotten this rash?

Do you know that I have lost 68 lbs in two years?

Do you know where the warranty card is on the TiVo?

Do you mind if I stay on the steps, Mrs. Morrison?

Do you remember Mary Jane Porter?

Do you respect wood, susie?

Do you respect wood?

Do you want to do a half hour? We don't care.

Do you? Do you have to tap every ass?

Does that ever work in any relationship that you can think of?

Does this favor involve a tip?

Doesn't know how to do it.

Doesn't matter, okay? You don't.

Doesn't mean you have any right to get mad at me, okay?

Don't ask me what I do at home.

Don't bother me.

Don't call me, and I'll call you!

Don't change anything though.

DON'T CONDESCEND TO ME WITH YOUR TINY PEAR.

Don't even think about it.

Don't feel the seinfeldian pressure.

Don't forget to pick up Sammy, okay?

Don't get that shit on me, man.

Don't know what you're talking about.

DON'T LOOK AT HER IN THE EYES. SHE'D LOVE TO SEE YOU.

DON'T LOOK AT THEM, LARRY. DON'T GET EYE CONTACT.

Don't make me a thank you hat.

Don't stop. Oh, please, don't stop.

Don't touch my books! Get out!

Don't worry about it. Honest to god.

Don't worry about it. I'll send you a bill.

Don't worry. She's not gonna say anything.

Don't worry. You're going to be great.

Don't you do that in your BlackBerry?

Don't you guys want a drink? No drinks.

Don't you think?

Don't you think? I mean, have you ever seen anything like this is your life?

Don't. It's not for you." That's not my thing.

Done!

Door.

Down on an antique wooden table.

Drink it up. You're doing great.

Driving to a coffee place is not a favor.

Duberstein died?

Duh!

Duly noted.

E for effort!

E for effort! You people think about that.

Early. Good idea.

Easy to work with. We got together last night at her place.

Eh, you know what? Great.

Eh, you take a bus.

Ehh.

Elaine, Clark Kent didn't know

Elaine: So what are you going to be, uncle Jerry your whole life?

Enjoy the swans.

Enough with the Dr. trundle and the brilliance.

Enzo's.

ESPECIALLY YOU, IN TWO, THREE, MAYBE FOUR YEARS, SHE'S HOPEFULLY GONNA BE FINE.

EVEN BAM BAM IS NOT CRAZY ENOUGH TO SLEEP WITH YOU, OKAY?

Even if I did initiate the hug...

Even if it was a man, I wouldn't want to see that.

Even more than I hate the feeling of sand in my feet,

Even the impolite don't do it.

Even though I don't know the person, I go "oh."

Even though you were going there

Every day, every day.

Every night they completely clean out the dressing room,

Every time you go to a white neighborhood everything looks fucking nice and clean and shit.

Everybody is down for this?

Everybody says I'm fine. It's in my head,

Everybody wants to talk to the hosts of course.

Everything is so confidential, you know?

Everything you've done before counts.

Everything's fine.

Exactly the same. It's the same eye.

Exactly.

Exactly. He's got a guy who has a story about traffic.

Excuse me, can we get some menus?

Excuse me, could you please get us some menus over here?

Excuse me, he did it. Listen,

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

F for favor!

Fair enough. All right.

Familiar with "West Side story"?

Finally I called information

FINALLY.

Fine, I'll get out. It's terrible.

Fine?

Fine? Yeah, I took my half out of madoff

Fine.

Fine. And I think you ought to put some pants on.

Fine. Bon appã©tit.

Fine. Thank you. They'll leave me alone.

FINGERS CROSSED, BABY. I THINK YOU'LL WIN.

Fire alarm.

First he was scratching his back with it.

First it was on my back, now my neck and my arm.

First of all, I'm not a needy person.

First of all, Loretta, I want to say

First of all, we didn't lose them. They're gone.

First time she uses chopsticks, give me a call.

Fixed the tuna, fixed the egg salad.

FOLKS, I WISH THAT I HAD BETTER NEWS FOR YOU.

FOLKS, WE HAD A REPORT OF A BREAK IN. DID YOU SEE ANYTHING?

For a while we weren't, but we're back on now, so...

For Christ's' sake! That's what the truth would have been!

For generations, okay? And look at it.

For George's ex wife, if we get one of these great actresses

For George's ex wife.

For lunch later today.

For saving my life"?

For some reason I don't make it home...

For taking the jumper cables to the office

For taking the jumper cables to the office.

For taking those jumper cables to Tim kaiser.

For the "Seinfeld" reunion show tomorrow

For the most insignificant incident,

For the part of George's ex wife.

For the same part, how strange.

For the sheer purpose of harassing a waiter

For the text I sent you

For us, actually, because I have to go too.

For your gracious offer for putting Skylar through college.

For, you know, lightness

Forgot to go to the cash machine.

Four and six, step forward please.

Frankly,

From now on don't get us a gift. No more gifts.

FUCK ME, FAT BOY!

Fuck you, Larry David! That's some bullshit!

Fuck! Ah!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fucker.

Fucking mocha Joe!

Fucking viola. Uh!

Generally I'm just walking from one place to sit to the other place to sit.

Generally, I do leave an additional tip,

George and Amanda are getting back together.

George couldn't make it on the outside.

George is getting upset.

George takes out a napkin and brings it to his nose.

George, I just wanna tell you in case...

George, I just wanna tell you just in case...

George, what are you talking about?