Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 3 Edit

A bald urologist, a bald travel agent.

A big fuckfest going on, Larry?

A big gold ball there...

A big two thumbs down.

A car wash? Who gets stuck in a car wash?

A country of one billion people

A couple weeks ago, she went out of town,

A dress made of turnips and blood, you know?

A guy who gets laid a lot knows more about...

A hen taking newborn puppies under her wing.

A heterosexual single woman to play golf with.

A little firecracker or something.

A little inappropriate for me, I'm sorry."

A little plumbing. Got to plumb.

A little saucy. A little too saucy.

A lot of Benadryl.

A lot of discussion about that song.

A lot of people turned out.

A merry Christmas to you, my friend. Thank you for everything.

A nice man, good host. All right, let's get to it, then.

A pear farm? Like an orchard, right?

A pit plate? Why don't you call it a garbage plate?

A praying mantis can use that goddamn phone!

A problem, I'll say. Mr. Mellon fired me.

A real show of love.

A vest, a vest, a navy vest.

AA? I think I know you from there, don't I?

Abe Lincoln, he's *******. He got "shot in the temple."

About going to the dentist?

About that bat mitzvah, huh?

About us getting in a fight...

Absolutely, I don't blame you.

Absolutely. Make a concerted effort together, please.

According to Leviticus, "You shall not make any gashes

Actual applause, mind you.

Actually we do a Passion Play on Easter.

Actually, a friend loaned it to me.

Actually, change of plans. I want Jeff to do the Lion.

Actually, I am.

Actually, I kind of need to take care of it.

Actually, I'm gonna ask you to leave.

Actually, I'm quite upset. I'm very upset.

Actually, it is a little complicated.

Actually, that's the last one we've got.

Actually, this may sound a little strange,

Adam, where's the colon cleanse?

Adults were playing, okay? It was a parents/kids game.

After 10 p.m., it gets weird.

After all, we brought her back. Your mother, she got sicker

Ah hh...! You know what?

Ahem... hi

Ahem... well...

Alanis Morissette is coming to sing.

Alanis Morissette is gonna be there.

All I can do really is wait it out.

All I have to do is get the recipe from Susie,

All in English, I don't understand.

All kinds of problems this is causing

All of a sudden, I'm fighting with this crazy woman.

All of a sudden, she starts screaming.

All right

All right, all right, what do you think? Come on.

All right, all right.

All right, are you coming?

All right, don't worry about it. It's cranberry juice.

All right, fine, I'll take the house tour.

All right, fine, we'll go to your house.

All right, fine.

All right, fine.

All right, fine. What are we gonna do? What do you want to do?

All right, good. I don't want to make a big deal about this.

All right, here's my idea, okay?

All right, how about I give you a gift,

All right, I just want to talk to her for a second.

All right, I think we should... you know.

All right, I'll be right back.

All right, I'll be right home.

All right, I'll get you a little orange chicken?

All right, I'll go apologize.

All right, I'll just take the jacket and...

All right, I'll see you later, okay?

All right, I'm going out.

All right, I'm gonna go use the bathroom.

All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what can I do?

All right, Krazee Eyez Killa, I got to take off.

All right, Larry David. I'm coming to your restaurant next week.

All right, let's get out of here.

All right, let's get some ice.

All right, let's go to the club and do some tipping.

All right, look. Can you stop following me around, please?

All right, Marty, what's going on? We ready?

All right, nice to see you. Give me some.

All right, so give us a choice.

All right, thanks for doing this. I guess this is stupid.

All right, that's the game. And set.

All right, that's true, but I kept you around.

All right, try to watch this one, okay?

All right, very good. Hey, Joseph, let me ask you a question.

All right, we got the jacket, that's it.

All right, well, I'm sorry for trying to help you out.

All right, well, we need something for our little pool party.

All right, well... hey, I'll see you at the show.

All right, you got little Jesus and the whole troupe.

All right, you know what?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Cheryl?

All right. I made a mistake, I'm sorry, I apologize.

All right... oh my God.

All the shit go down right there.

All these stones look alike.

All things being equal, I'd hire the fat guy.

Almost seems a little... selfish

And a meal of course, because we're about to have a lunch.

And accused me of following him around,

And all the pressure of the restaurant opening...

And around 4th of July we do hobo revolutionaries.

And as we continue this healing light,

And at the pool party I told him about your special.

And by the way, don't try to send

And by the way, Larry,

And Cheryl, it's a pain in the neck.

And even if the candy comes down,

And for some reason I had a side dish of applesauce.

And get an expensive bottle of wine. Let's do that.

And get an expensive bottle of wine. Let's do that.

And guess who told Mindy?

And have "Scarface" like, 24 7. Let me see.

And have it set up.

And he has it from the highest possible source

And he shouldn't get fired from a job.

And he told me I should get some colon cleanse.

And he's interested. He'll talk to his partner.

And he's still got relatives there.

And he's thinking about leaving.

And here's a little...

And I bust into the room. And there's 30 actors

And I don't blame him. So what? She takes a little Benadryl,

And I don't even know how to work the TV anymore, honestly

And I get my "Hell's Angels" jacket on and my leather,

And I got...

And I had hoped to invite you and here you are.

And I invited him to the HBO screening tomorrow night.

And I told Susie that you and Jeff are full of shit.

And I try to imagine what it would be like...

And I was kind of planning on keeping the other one.

And I wasn't out of town, And he did this to get even.

And I will see you Thursday and we'll do it again.

And I won't keep it up, even though I would love to

And I'd like to rectify this. I'd like to get her

And I'll have call tomorrow.

And I'll have to ask the Braudys to come over.

And I'm going to be like this in the video,

And I'm sorry that you can't accept a gift

And if then if it's "ding, ding, ding," a lower tone...

And if you give somebody a gift, they're not supposed to be an ingrate.

And it could really be...

And it doesn't work. He's here every week,

And it's been over a year.

And it's been working, and l...

And it's relatives. What are you gonna do?

And it's throwing me off.

And Jeff brought over some of your brownies...

And just wanted to check in about the frame...

And left town.

And little gloves, and I'm just going, "Oh, brutal."

And made his way into the main house.

And mazeltov.

And my testicles intact.

And name tags.

And now you're reneging, you know?

And she didn't want me to bother you.

And she got this tattoo... which I still can't even

And she kept hearing that song over and over.

And she said Susie Greene told her that I don't like her.

And she will be forever grateful, my friend.

And she's referring to this "Mr. Duplicity"...

And sign autographs for kids.

And so, when you want the waiter, you just ring a bell...

And sometimes in November we'll do an equinox.

And straighten things out? Because I think

And take that mantra and shove it up your ass.

And that problem is with salmon.

And that song, that theme is played...

And the eulogy was nice?

And the Mandels are...

And the Mandels want to confirm dinner on Saturday.

And the meal. I don't mean to push.

And the other one surviving,

And then be stunned in the middle.

And then had, like, a little freak out fit.

And then you put on table salt.

And they are miles down nn...

And they were gone. I had no idea what the hell happened.

And this is...

And this jacket's been established in other scenes...

And thought we'd drop off your wedding gift.

And tip everybody there. There's no end to it with this holiday.

And we had to bring her back to the hospital.

And we need to get a Christmas tree. We've got to get...

And we went to his... saw his cabin and everything.

And we were just wondering.

And we'll watch his special.

And we're going to take some time with that.

And what's going on with Guy?

And when it's dry and ready, oh, ji ya I will play

And where are you gonna go?

And You are always with us,

And you are gonna be amazed at how this works.

And you can check out the food?

And you can live with that for the rest of your life,

And you do "Bartlett's Quotations," right?

And you gave me some money, which was very nice,

And you harass them!

And you have a terrible weekend on my account.

And you have decaf?

And you have to pick it up in Seattle? That's a problem, not a gift.

And you knew about it? How come you never told me?

And you know how I like you to watch it. It's not locked in yet

And you know what? It happened in our house.

And you repeat this mantra in your head.

And you said "Merry Christmas,"

And you threw the thing like it was a fucking hydrogen bomb.

And you told her? I don't even know her.

And you told them I went to a U2 concert, you know?

And you work out whatever the money is.

And you would know because...

And you'll have one for yourself.

And you're asking me to break a sacred confidence.

And you're calling Dora.

And you're not accepting it?! Is that what you're saying?

And you're some kind of pervert following her in the store?!

And you're spending the night over there,

And your dentist called and wants us over for dinner Saturday.

And, can't you just, take a nap, and we can all watch it at my house?

And, we've...

And...

And...

Another kid in class is, and a lot of the boys

Antola, Angelo Antola.

Any friends in here to buy the jacket,

Anyway, like I was saying, it's gonna be difficult...

Anyway, thanks for doing this.

Apologize to Portico, that's it.

Apologize to Portico.

Are we moving?

Are we the first ones here?

Are wrong and stupid so I took my toupee off.

Are you "a friend of Bill W.'s"? In the program?

Are you gonna call him?

Are you gonna tell him that Larry told you?

Are you guys out of your mind?!

Are you here for the prayer group?

Are you in on this too? Are you in on this too?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? We have to get rid of him.

Are you kidding me? You don't like this? Is that what you're saying?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind? If you go to Florida,

Are you out of your mind? If you go to Florida,

Are you thinking about anything

Are you... maybe you're paranoid.

Aren't there obscenities in French there that he could say?

Aren't you guys supposed to be going to the Emmys tomorrow night?

As a matter of fact, he's out here now. He's weighing offers.

As soon as I get it together...

As soon as it runs out, you've got the new roll.

Asian pussy.

Ask her if Jeff could come, he hasn't seen the thing.

Asleep in the hay.

Asleep in the hay.

Asshole, son of a bitch!

Asshole.

At 2:00 in the morning, Larry?

At a party with someone that you hardly even know?

At Cedars Sinai and hopefully she'll get better and they'll go home.

At least I was at the pool party yesterday.

At least they pick up a check every now and then

At the lmprov

At the reception, you bet, you bet.

Attack, Larry. Anthrax, a bomb, I don't know.

Aw ww!

Aw, I don't want any coffee.

Aw, Jeez. Listen, I got to go...

Aw, they got a whole thing going here.

Bad call, huh? Having turkey for lunch?

Balls will read. Why won't balls read?

Balls!

Barbara, do you know Ted?

Bartlett pears.

Bartlett, those are... I like pears.

Beautiful day, isn't it?

Beautiful, perfect. Thank you, thank you. How did this get here?

Beautiful. Well, this is fantastic.

Because after what he did to Portico

Because Bondy obviously told him that he ran into me

Because he fired his nanny. He doesn't have a nanny.

Because he's the guy who set up the whole system here

Because I can't do "thumbs up, thumbs down."

Because it itches me. It's itchy.

Because it makes a fun kind of popping noise.

Because it'll bring us much closer. I'll come home,

Because it's not what the song is written for.

Because Larry's in the car."

Because Mom would not want to be there.

Because my doctor had heard that I went to the U2 concert.

Because of this fucking highfalutin...

Because there's a reshoot now,

Because they probably have all this stuff, right?

Because they're incredible brownies.

Because you spelled it, it's a draw. I don't owe you anything.

Because you tipped Carlos twice as much as you tipped her.

Because you were being rude about me having to exchange it.

Before people come in when they first sit down?

Before that, I worked at Magic Mountain

Believe me, they're the same brownie. My wife baked them.

Better save it for another time

Between the two of us, no one would understand, really.

Beyond the rainbow...

Black people always do everything right."

Bob Bartlett... who the pear's named after?

Bobo's? I like that.

Born the king of angels

Born this happy morning

Bottom line is, she'd be sick to her stomach.

Boy cock, girl cock, e i e i o.

Boy, does he look familiar.

Boy, is he into it. Have you ever talked to him about the restaurant?

Boy, that was fast.

Boy, that's really good coffee.

Boy, the restaurant's looking good.

Brad is in it.

Brad, you know, cut the shit, okay?

Brad?

Brad.

Braudys "freaking."

Bravo.

Bring 'em home and leave them there. What is that?

Brought us some brownies.

Brownies. No peanuts.

Bum! Fuck, turd, fart.

Burt Bondy

Burt Bondy was in this week.

Burt Bondy?

Burt Bondy? What was that all about?

Burt Bondy.

Burt Bondy. I think I know you

Burt?

But all weekend long, pear after pear.

But believe me, it's all true.

But can they touch it and give it to somebody else?

But do you drop by somebody's house?

But don't you know somebody who knows him,

But he didn't really attribute it to you. He just thought it was...

But hopefully I could at some point

But Hugh and I have had kind of a falling out.

But I am just out of my mind right now.

But I can imagine they're all there in their brilliant uniforms.

But I don't get the reference at all.

But I got to tell you something.

But I know I won't keep on

But I know you from somewhere and I just can't place it.

But I made up that money, so what...?

But I mean, I lost it, but l...

But I think I inadvertently tipped you twice.

But I was asked to leave.

But I will see you in a bit. Thank you.

But I'll tell you, people brought over...

But I'm a little too lazy to do it, you know?

But I'm curious about something.

But it does go out on occasion, like in a tunnel or something.

But it had nothing to do with my food.

But it's a little graphic for this.

But it's amazing you are staying in town

But it's ridiculous to harbor a grudge because we didn't get a present.

But it's still early in LA.

But it's too much and it threw me.

But me and Tina, that's a different story.

But my God, it was a huge inconvenience for us

But my neck is feeling pretty good.

But okay, say she does have this tattoo over there.

But our kitchen's right in the front.

But pay off the gravedigger, that's all I have to do.

But she found the phone bill. I told her it was you, okay?

But since it didn't happen...

But strangers I have no problem with.

But temporaries aren't supposed to look like Ch/c/ets/

But thank you.

But that has nothing to do with anything.

But they are really ridiculous, olives.

But they have this special section.

But they're looking for a nanny.

But this is a secret. What does that mean to you?

But this won't work now the way it once did

But those are really not the same.

But we had a dinner party the other night

But we had to bring her back for a while.

But what if you ended up getting laid from the date?

But when it pays for rocks like these, you got it.

But where, tell me?

But you can't tell anybody.

But you got to be careful. They got a lot of hot peppers in there.

But you got to tell them. We open in four days,

But you know what? It's gonna make you feel good.

But you know, you my girl, I had to tell you.

But you're getting rid of me, right?

But you're not going low... high, very high.

But you're not gonna call Wanda now?

But, you know, I was going around giving out my Christmas...

But... I'll tell you now,

Buy 'em a car.

By not going into handicapped parking.

By the way, do you have anybody in there

By the way, when the check comes tonight,

Bye bye, Mr. Larry.

Bye bye. I see you tomorrow, yes?

Bye, Brad.

Bye, bye.

Call me when you get back into town.

Can I be...? Okay.

Can I talk to you in the kitchen for just a second?

Can we come in and talk to you please?

Can you bake this stuff? I don't even know, can you bake?

Can you do me a favor?

Can you get the lights, please?

Can you imagine me getting out of the limo with my date?

Can you let go...? Okay, thank you.

Can you see out of that eye?

Can you? I've never seen you bake anything, I'm sorry.

Can't I go in here?

Carlos, let me ask you something. Did you tell Dora

Caruso's called. Your suit is ready,

Cheating. I know. He's fucking around, Larry.

Check this shit out. It's called "I'm Coming to Get You."

Cheers.

Cheryl can't find anything. She couldn't find her pajamas.

Cheryl got the recipe? Oh...

Cheryl wanted to leave,

Cheryl would bake them, put it in, we'd just give her the brownie.

Cheryl, don't move. I've got it under control.

Cheryl!

Cheryl's in the kitchen, by the way, with Becky.

Cheryl's parents are coming. She wants a tree.

Chet's shirt...!

Christ the Lord

Christmas.

Club soda and salt.

Club soda and then salt, huh?

Cock! Cock, jism!

Colon cleanse is aisle G, right behind you.

Come and behold Him

Come here, you fucking cocksucker.

Come on in, have a seat.

Come on, don't take it... don't be like that.

Come on, don't... come on, Mike.

Come on, Hugh.

Come on, I'll just give you the credit card.

Come on, Joey, between you and me...

Come on, Larry, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Come on, look at you. How can we have a ball?

Come on, seriously. You're impossible.

Come on, we got a few minutes. Gonna dry.

Come on.

Come on. Hey, where's Larry at?

Come on. Sandra? Can my friend play?

Come on..

Come.

Completely, completely lost.

Could it have been... the mall or the Promenade?

Could put in a good word?

Could they pick another weekend more suited for you?

Could you do me a favor, okay?

Could you please just not tell them where I am?

Couldn't send one good chef to Los Angeles.

Counterfeit bills. Put your hands down, sir.

Crazy. Why did I hire you?

Cunt, piss, shit, bugger and balls!

Cut it, cut!

Cut!

Damn it, hell... crap...

Dead, dead, she's dead.

Delicious!

Delicious!

Did I hear that you were at the U2 concert last night?

Did I hear that you were at the U2 concert last night?

Did she hurt you?

Did we not have this discussion?

Did you bring this up at the meeting? How did that go over?

Did you even notice her?

Did you happen to run into the Reisers outside?

Did you have a good time in New York?

Did you interrupt those bunch of sluts up there and everything?

Did you really just sign Sarah Jessica Parker

Did you say anything to her?

Did you see us come down the Yellow Brick Road?

Did you see what's on?

Did you tell him that it was me?

Did you tip anybody yet for Christmas?

Did you try that? "K l L L A H"?

Did... did I tip him...?

Didn't I ask you to get me a protein shake

Didn't think I was gonna find out, huh?

Didn't you tell me that you're the head of Mellon Ritter Publishing?

Direct it right to me.

Do a tap tap... I saw him tap tap.

Do I know him? I don't know.

Do we have any ideas,

Do you have any idea where they went?

Do you have any milk?

Do you have one remote, or two? How many do you have?

Do you know anybody in the world?

Do you know anyone in the band?

Do you know he's cheating on me?

Do you know the aggravation this woman caused me?

Do you know what I'd do if I had to go? Sprint and run her over.

Do you know what this means?

Do you really know what you're doing?

Do you really think I should take her to lunch?

Do you remember Martine's in New York?

Do you think this'll get me out of the dog house?

Do you want an aspirin?

Do you want to have bread or something, or breadsticks?

Do you want your first tip back?

Does he not look familiar to you?

Does she even know what she looks like?

Doesn't garbage belong in a garbage can?

Doesn't that sound...

Don't "Joe" me, we're leaving. You will take it back.

Don't be a putz. What are you talking about?

Don't be embarrassed. You like to rock and roll.

Don't blame it on your wife. Thank you.

Don't even think twice about it, all right?

Don't fuck with me, ****a, or you're gonna get dropped,

Don't hit me. Yeah, yeah. Check it out.

Don't know. It's very comfortable.

Don't spare the salt.

Don't speak to us again, all right? I'm warning you.

Don't tell him who told you and just kick his ass.

Don't worry, I won't say a word.

Don't worry. I'll be staying away from it for a while.

Don't you find that curious?

Don't you think she's gonna taste Benadryl in the brownies?

Don't you want a tour of the house?

Don't you want to go with me?

Don't... don't, don't go, don't go.

Dora.

Dr. Blore?

Dr. Blore. We have the same dentist.

Drives like a dream. I'm gonna give it to the valet?

Drop off her lunch, and then I'll take you to your office.

Eat your heart out, Ted Danson. That's all I have to say.

Eh.

Eh.

Enjoys a good corn dog?

Enough about parties, what about chefs?

Entrusted that brownie recipe to me,

Et voila.

Et voila. Everything is finished now.

Ever schlep marble?

Every day and leave the toupee at home?

Every day, this story is getting worse and worse and worse.

Every take I don't have enough money.

Every time we get together, we push and pull like this.

Every time we run into them I don't want it to be like that.

Every waiter could have their own tone.

Every week he comes in, he never fixes it.

Every week we have this guy come over and try to fix it.

Everybody heard about the terrorist attack

Everybody knows a Bartlett pear, right?

Everybody knows?

Everybody likes a good bowl for cereal and...

Everybody was there, my goodness.

Everybody, Larry David.

Everybody's gonna look, right?

Everybody's noticed that.

Everything okay? I called three times last night.

Everything she says you go along with?

Everything's "freaking" with this guy. He can't say the word fuck?

Evidently you've been passing some bad bills around town, sir.

Excellent choice. I was thinking the same myself.

Except I don't really have any hands to shake, you know?

Excuse me for one second.

Excuse me, but how did your wife get the jacket?

Excuse me, could you open this wine for us?

Excuse me, sir. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Can I talk to you for a second?

Excuse me. I don't normally do this,

Fellatio, cunnilingus, French kissing!

Felt the cabana bathroom was beneath him

Fifth birthday, this is very cool.

Find somebody. I don't know anybody, but we'll find somebody.

Finding another job.

Fine, I'll keep the shirt.

Fire your guy. I got a good guy.

First of all, it was not a "little wedding."

First of all, she will never know.

Five years old, she can spell "asshole."

Flatware is always great.

Folding...

Following someone, what?

For a yoga class or a mantra class?

For dinner, we'll have to invite him someplace.

For getting her fired and has no place to go.

For God is always with us.

For me, Joe, because I can't see the thing.

For other things that I might need to trust you with,

For over 100 years now.

For possibly being your chef for the new restaurant.

For some of those phone calls that I made last...

For telling people where you go.

For that wrong person.

For the interment in consecrated ground.

For the last 20 minutes. She's full of non sequiturs.

For the next five years was he gonna come in

For the Scorsese movie.

For Thine is the power, and the glory,

For us to be apart if something did happen?

For your own little personal party.

Forever and ever. No one can touch us,

Fortunately I have two more upstairs...

Four for David.

Frankly, it's gonna hurt. There is the other alternative,

Freak of fucking nature, doesn't want a house tour.

Freaking asshole.

From a stupid dodge ball game?

From a stupid dodge ball game.

From burial in consecrated ground.

From the 12:15 spin class at the gym

From the airport and Cheryl took it home.

From the pool party.

From what I could tell, from what I could hear...

From what you could tell? You missed the whole tape?

Fuck h yoo.

Fuck Hugh!

Fuck it, I don't need it. I got plenty of shit right here.

Fuck me!

Fuck this, I'm going over there now.

Fuck whore tits!

Fuck you, you car wash cunt!

Fuck you!

Fuck you.

Fuck... I think D said something about "tea bags"?

Fuckhead, shitface, cocksucker,

Fucking, fucking, fuck, fuck.

Fun? I don't know. Was it fun?

Funny.

Gee.

Generally, between you and me,

Gentlemen, how was everything? Did you enjoy your lamb?

Get back some semblance of a life.

Get into make up, we go. That's it.

Get it back? What is that? You gave it to me?

Get off me!

Get out of here. Really?

Get the fuck out of my house, okay? Get the fuck out right now!

Get the fuck out, okay?

Get your ass down here! Hey, Larry!

Get your ass in here. All right.

Get your group to go to my house?

Gets the whole stain out.

Give me a break on the tree. Do we have to do that?

Give me a towel.

Give them to Cheryl, okay? With my love.

Given you a jacket to take home, number one. I don't get it.

Glad you could make it.

Glen Rock Car Wash.

Glen Rock!

Glen... Glen Rock!

Go ahead, take a little taste.

Go ahead, take the fucking money! You fucking idiots!

Go ahead, what else?

Go ahead. I'm gonna go take the lunchbox to Sammy.

Go get a mix or something! You're asking too much.

Go see "Tony and Tina's Wedding." That's fine.

Go upstairs, give Ted his shirt,

God forbid it should ever happen to you, Cheryl.

Gonna invest in the restaurant? Gonna come to the meeting tomorrow?

Good coffee.

Good night, honey.

Good night? Really, good night?

Good night.

Good night.

Good place, isn't it?

Good to be in the neighborhood.

Good to see you.

Good to see you. What a surprise.

Good to... I'll tell you.

Good, good, good, good. You're in for a treat.

Good, good, good.

Good, how are you doing?

Good, I'll give it a minute.

Good. Did you enjoy the plum, apricot, and mint chutney?

Good. Hey, listen, is this true?

Good. How's your show doing on the Comedy Central?

Good. I mean, she's talked about Chet the whole time

Good. Joe, good to see you. Welcome to L.A

Gorgeous. Armando on Beverly, fits like a glove.

Got a little greedy?!

Got four of these motherfuckers.

Got some brownies for Deborah. My wife baked them.

Got something caught in your throat?

Got the manager and the assistant manager from Gus'.

Got you some of these samples.

Grab hands. Let us join hands.

Grandma, cock!

G**** stem.

Great fun, come on.

Great, thank you.

Great.

Guy Bernier is his name

Guy couldn't get dates.

H yoo...

Ha ha ha, ho ho ho, and a couple of tra la las...

Happy to do it. Sure missed you last Saturday.

Hardly believe my ears when you even tell me this...

Have a good time.

Have a little bite with the Reisers

Have a nice day. I don't like to be insulted in my own store.

Have some water.

Have them come over and cook peanut sauce...

Have you been getting all this?

Have you ever seen the look on a widow's face

Have you ever seen well dressed soldiers eating?

Have you had a bad experience with kabobs? What happened?

Have you told him yet that you know?

He actually... knew of the quote,

He asked me what the chances were

He can never do anything wrong,

He can't control it. Nothing he can control.

He coined the phrase, "The blank from hell."

He could cater the whole thing. Great idea.

He did it on purpose... Blore.

He did, I was standing right next to him when he called you.

He didn't attribute it to me?

He does too many takes.

He felt inadequate and didn't think he was a good cook,