Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Season 10 Edit

A $10 piss.

A a penis to a person who's transitioning?

A baby should come

A baby? You're 200 years old. You're gonna have a baby?

A big surprise like that?

A birthday present. Huh?

A blessing in disguise.

A cream of wheat, a farina, that kind of shit.

A divorced couple to a wedding.

A fantastic place. Um...

A flicker of interest

A gift It wasn't a gift

A good looking section and an ugly section.

A guy who speaks six languages.

A Lazy Susan is like a roundabout, okay?

A little A little light for a Kwame, no?

A little coat rack.

A little crazy.

A little friendly with her, Leon?

A little magical place called Pebble Beach.

A little problem with the placard.

A little side sitting.

A little snippet?

A little something what you're gonna do.

A little squirt,

A little turtle. And my friends called me up and said,

A lot of the douchebags at the club have it.

A move of some kind is either...

A no cancer friend reciprocity pact.

A qualified physician,

A rectum came to my mind first.

A roll? I paid you $500. Let's be clear about that.

A settlement? A reasonable settlement?

A sex doll, just so you know.

A sex doll? I, I What are you thinking about?

A shaft in itself is not a club.

A small coffee shop serving the Westside of Los Angeles,

A spite deli out in New York.

A spite store took him out of business.

A stole my mother had when I was a little girl.

A stroke is defined by forward movement

A thousand dollars of papas bravas, manchego cheese, paella?

Aah, boy. I don't trust the mail anymore. I swear I don't.

Aah, bullshit.

Aah, I'm I'm so sorry.

Aah, just excuse me just for a second.

Aah, that's a little unfair. I mean, look,

Aah, to hell with you.

Aah, what are you No, Alice!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Larry!

Aah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

About all the amenities that we have here.

About her relationship with her dog, Bogey?

About something I I know nothing about.

About the toothbrushing last night.

Abuse that siren all you want. I'm not pulling over.

Accident that I have a bad room?

Accidents happen, you know?

According to this doctor, uh...

Actually, I, I really don't like your jacket.

Actually, you know what, I better not. I don't wanna catch a cold.

Adolf! (speaks German)

Adolf?

Adolf. So this is the best excuse

After losses. During games, I've seen him sob.

Again with the toast?

Again, real quick, are we talking about The Crown now?

Aggressively boring, fuckin' brutal.

Ah, buenos dias.

Ah, get yourself a yo yo.

Ah, it's a It's a sex doll.

Ah, it's nothing.

Ah, just a lucky day.

Ah, look, well, they have nothing to say, these people.

Ah, Mr. Takahashi!

Ah, not really. I mean, I don't want to listen to

Ah, stop it.

Ah, thank you. Hey.

Ah, well...

Ah, you know, I had a couple of drinks.

Ah, you know, it's, it's better than,

Ah!

Ah! By the way, throughout this process,

Ah! Ha ha ha ha!

Ah! I am so sorry, sir. Okay?

Ah! Mr. Takahashi! How you hitting 'em, Mr. T?

Ah! Negative! Negative!

Ah! There you are. Finally gotcha.

Ah! You know what I'll do?

Ah?

Ah. A text from Jeff.

Ah. All right.

Ah. Excuse me.

Ah. How can she drink the coffee?

Ah. It's Jon.

Ah. There. She's gonna start.

Ah. You know what? I think I'll do a little, uh,

Ah... (claps). I got it.

Aha, hey! Look who's here.

Aha.

Ahem.

Algernon beat you.

Alice and her attorneys are out for blood,

Alice wants to meet?

Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice.

Alice: I'm getting a lawyer!

Alice: Morning, Larry. How are you?

Alice: My God!

Alice: Oh, yeah. And that's just the beginning.

All (groaning): No, no, no, no!

All (muttering): No.

All (yelling): Surprise!

All day long, ever since he opened, in and out.

All for the express purpose

All I can say is that I have another family

All I know is, somebody at this table

All of a sudden, the seas part for them.

All over my cereal bowl,

All over the floor, and then you gotta vacuum after you eat.

All over the fuckin' place. People would stay too fucking long.

All right, come on. I'll take you.

All right, I gotta go text Becky now

All right, I was at a party, okay? I was at Jeff's party.

All right, I'll tell you what. I have a proposal.

All right, I'm slightly curious.

All right, let's stop talking about her.

All right, listen.

All right, look. I'm here to ask a favor.

All right, nine is the last card.

All right, so I think I get the way it works here.

All right, so, we'll, uh...

All right, thanks.

All right, we'll buy lunch. All right?

All right, well now we gotta walk this back, I mean, the optics, Larry.

All right, well, we've come to that juncture in the evening where...

All right, well, you do it, because Cheryl doesn't feel comfortable.

All right, what What the hell is that? Why is one eye closed?

All right, you don't wanna do three, we'll find a fourth.

All right, you enjoy that. Don't tell anybody else.

All right, you guys let me know if you need anything else, okay?

All right, you'll get the chair.

All right, you're a little jealous of the Bentley, aren't you.

All right.

All right.

All right. (sighs)

All right. Don't say anything bad about Mickey.

All right. Here's how you save water when you shave.

All right. I can't wait to meet her.

All right. I found it.

All right. I guess that, um,

All right. I'll come back and check in.

All right. I'll take care of it, Dad.

All right. Jeff, what is that piece of shit you're eating?

All right. Joey will take it from here.

All right. Okay. Forget that.

All right. One scone, a coffee, a latte.

All right. She's yours. I'm gonna go tell her.

All right. That sounds fair.

All right. Um...

All right. We are 100 pounds overweight,

All right. Well, you know what? I have to call the front desk,

All right. Yeah. Throw it in the bathtub.

All right. You have to chip in. You want to tag along,

All right. You know what?

All right. You know what? Introduce me any way you'd like. How about that?

All right. You know what? That's him.

All right. You, too.

All right. You're up.

All she can do, really, is lift the cup up to her lips and swallow.

All signs point to her yo ing up.

All the free porn on the Internet. Why stick with magazines?

All the tables were bolted to the floor.

All the taste of pussy, without the commitment.

All the time, women, men doesn't matter.

All the, all the guys called the ladies "toots." "Hey, toots."

All: Hey!

All: Oh!

All's good? You've been well?

Also makes him great at inventing.

Also, regular clothes, as well?

Although, let's face it. I mean,

Always a gamble.

An amputee friend? Oh, I'd kill for an amputee friend.

An extra toothbrush?

An incident.

And a scone.

And a six.

And a table for two?

And a table of skinny people,

And according to my calculations,

And all of a sudden you jump out. Aah!

And all of a sudden, he gets beep panic,

And all of a sudden, I hear a siren,

And all of a sudden, you jump out. (YELLS) Ha!

And along the way to the hospital,

And also, you know,

And ask them to do something like this,

And believe me, if anybody can fix it,

And by the way, I did, and I'm fine. Okay?

And by the way, when you come to the dinner party

And by the way, you're doing the dishes when we're done.

And called you up and said, "There's a stain on the couch?"

And Carol broke up with me.

And carrying a mahjong set,

And check on you, okay?

And could you do me one favor, please?

And don't come back in the car.

And drank that shit? Once.

And drop this off.

And Ethiopia's a little... ex expensive to shoot in.

And even if I did,

And everything will just magically return to, uh, to health, huh?

And explain that what happened was a legitimate misunderstanding.

And extended it laterally,

And fell apart, and

And funerals, or sometimes TV shows.

And get that fuckin' crusty scone out of my house, too.

And go, "Ooh, look at that view."

And gotta go to the bathroom, what do you do?

And have a hot cup of spite with me!

And having someone watch you in there, it just,

And he called me, uh... He called me old and bald.

And he grabbed my breast. I was lucky to get out of there.

And he grabbed my shirt to wipe his glasses.

And he is paying. He's doing the chat rooms now.

And he just... he couldn't take any more disappointment.

And he sells me the bird.

And he snatches you into the backseat of the car,

And he suddenly walked over and just lay down.

And he texted me when he landed. I...

And he told you what was wrong.

And he's kind of, you know, shadowing me.

And he's not here right now.

And he's really embarrassed, and, uh...

And her diarrhea.

And here I am,

And here you are.

And his aunt, and... Generous tip, by the way.

And hit the back of that motherfucker. I'm not bragging and shit,

And hopefully we will figure out

And how about Susie, our inimitable hostess?

And humble apology.

And I bent down to pick up the cheese,

And I can especially insects, I can crush them.

And I can't do my job, if you're doing your job.

And I consoled her, and...

And I could only imagine what it's like to have a siren.

And I don't I just don't know where it is or...

And I don't feel anything.

And I don't know why you assholes couldn't give me your weight!

And I feel like you've gone way over your

And I folded your laundry by color and style.

And I found a hair in my sandwich.

And I got hit by a car.

And I gotta say, it was the most delicious cup of coffee I've ever had in my life.

And I had a great partner. You were good. Don't

And I have some other good news for you, too.

And I just made it smarter.

And I look in the rearview mirror

And I love his coffee, but you're one of my old

And I opened up a place next door to his.

And I opened up M.K. Jewelers.

And I put it in the garbage can.

And I remember, "Oh, hey.

And I remind you, you're under oath.

And I requested a table by the window.

And I sat with the instructor

And I signed up, went home,

And I sold it on eBay, which I didn't know you could even do.

And I tell you what. Here's how I'll prove it to you.

And I think the priority now is keeping this from going public.

And I think three signatures.

And I think you know who it is.

And I think you should consider the idea of having him there.

And I think you, Larry, are gonna be a role model to so many people.

And I think you're obsessed with the white car,

And I wait on you again

And I want someone to tell me, and I want them to protect me.

And I was crossing the street,

And I went to the DMV,

And I would never look out the window again

And I would, I would leave the country.

And I wouldn't tell him what it meant,

And I, I, I honestly planned on it,

And I'd have a cup of coffee,

And I'd really prefer

And I'll tell you what,

And I'm going to his show tonight. It's a one man show.

And I'm gonna buy the same car I had before.

And I'm gonna make a fuckin' speech

And I'm gonna roast a chicken, and

And I'm not a meeskite, you bald fuck!

And I'm old and bald.

And I'm on a kind of slow burn,

And I'm really irked about something, man.

And I'm really passionate about, so I'm just...

And I'm scared that the critics are gonna kill him.

And I'm so dissatisfied with my car

And I'm very concerned

And I'm waiting to get some...

And I'm, like, what can I do, you know?

And is having an allergic reaction to it.

And it always, like, runs a little late.

And it gave me diarrhea,

And it got caught in my throat.

And it kept eating at him, and eating at him.

And it means something special to me.

And it took a lot less time than it took

And it turns out all he wanted was a visa.

And it was like, ding, ding, ding.

And it worked like a charm. He saw me in the hat and he left the restaurant.

And it's a little light around here today.

And it's all destroyed!

And it's cold.

And it's worse to be cold, than hot.

And know how many times I forgot

And leave you out of that part.

And like, like, race is always gonna be an issue.

And look at me, I'm putting out premade fuckin' salads from Metzler's.

And make a goddamn ham sandwich, do you?

And mark them well.

And my boyfriend broke up with me.

And my dentist, also. What?

And my friend Diane is gonna help me pick one out.

And my mom, she...

And not lying around to be discovered by the public.

And not one of my friends has inquired

And now he's got a gun to your head.

And now I have proof. I have proof.

And now I'm on my way out.

And now you killed a child.

And now you're just sitting there staring at me.

And now you're reminding me of it.

And now, how do you live with that?

And now, now we're over.

And now, what I'd like to do is take this left hand,

And now, you know what?

And now...

And on my driver's license, it says I'm an organ donor.

And our troops have retreated across the Appomattox.

And perhaps, uh, gave it a little, uh, squeeze.

And personal space, like for instance, my tattoo.

And place it on your right shoulder.

And Purell, every table.

And put it on your pizza and eat it.

And saw you side sitting.

And self heating coffee cups.

And served me some soup and sweated in the soup,

And she conned her way into getting that stole off me.

And she was, she she was upset, she was sobbing,

And she would like to meet with you.

And shit like that. You out here fuckin'.

And slowly inch my way up,

And so, I want to beat him to the punch.

And some ibuprofen.

And somebody yelled, "Next," and you panicked, right?

And somehow wind up

And suppose...

And tell her I missed my flight 'cause of you two assholes,

And tell her I'll be on the first flight out to Denver

And that area will heal itself.

And that Cheryl is Queen Elizabeth.

And that got me out of the lawsuit, the whole thing.

And that is to sit down face to face, one last time,

And that you were worried and scared,

And that's not Weinstein!

And that's what we're talking about here, the cup.

And the bird doesn't talk. It just sort of grunts.

And the family specifically asked that we keep it a secret.

And the girls would go, "Poo poo be doop." ♪ Poo poo be doop ♪

And the guy must have food poisoning.

And the guy was such a jerk

And the horn, the horn! (whimpering)

And the only pleasure in life that she gets at all is

And the other day at the house...

And the pants go where?

And the possibility of the two of us getting back together.

And the relationship would be over. I'm just no good at it.

And the salad is for you.

And the socks, too?

And the stole, it...

And the tables that didn't wobble.

And the worst part is,

And the, and the plumbers and all that stuff?

And the, the cheese fell off,

And then about a year in Carson City.

And then at the end, when you're about to leave,

And then he got obsessive about it.

And then he painted it from that?

And then I felt sorry for her.

And then I grab a ton of it.

And then I have the whole Somebody Feed Phil show.

And then I pull in here, and I see the fire truck.

And then I'll go weeks with only wanting red.

And then I'm sitting there thinking, geez,

And then it turned into...

And then on the other side, I'll put two or three floor toilets. Correct?

And then pick it up, pick the rice up?

And then Takahashi will, you know, suspend me.

And then they're suddenly cursed.

And then you burn my store down? Huh?

And then you gave the house away.

And then you go down and man the store,

And then you know what's gonna happen?

And then you met me and I was bald, you'd be disturbed, too.

And then, uh, uh, then you ask.

And then...

And there are copies of these appearing all over town.

And there's a fire truck behind me, and I...

And these are for you. For you.

And they just kept losing,

And they pronounce their "Z"s as "TH"s.

And they sit here.

And they started pushing each other, and... (sighs)

And this could be a matter of life and death.

And this guy Irv's going, "Oh, it's yours."

And this is Latte Larry's.

And this is Sean's.

And this is what you're... Susie?

And this stole reminds me of her.

And to welcome you on behalf of Survivors United.

And today I'm gonna clean your makeup brushes.

And two turkeys in every garage!"

And vice versa.

And we open in two days,

And we sit around the table, and just talk.

And we'll make a little comparison. Would you like to do that?

And we're a couple, Larry.

And we're down.

And wear an Abe Lincoln hat. You'll be fine.

And Wednesdays for you.

And went into anaphylactic shock.

And went out and played punch ball.

And what about, um, chitlins?

And what are they gonna have next to them?

And what do you say? What do you even say?

And what if I took this same left hand,

And what's her name, in case that comes up?

And when I was in the bathroom,

And when you accuse me

And when you drop off those biscuits,

And while Larry was the first to open a spite store,

And why did I have it on my arm,

And why didn't I have it on my butt, somewhere private.

And would like to test you for thyroid cancer.

And you beat yourself up, and it makes me sad.

And you fucking breached, asshole.

And you give that for a sandwich.

And you had Purell on every table,

And you have a bathroom that nobody can use.

And you have an ugly section.

And you kind of poo pooed it?

And you knocked it over with your big penis.

And you know what? My presence here

And you know why I know that?

And you need to keep an eye on your girl over there

And you needed to talk to me alone,

And you violated the terms of our agreement.

And you want him to die at that party.

And you were gonna march over there

And you, fuckstick, don't ever ask me

And you'd be embarrassed if she heard it.

And you'll see that there's a person in a wheelchair. That's not me.

And you're banned, Jon Hamm!

And you're complaining

And you're dropping 'em off at my office.

And you're gonna buy us lunch.

And you're her significant nothing!

And you're never coming back here. You didn't say with me.

And you're ready for your muffin.

And you're turning down acting and directing gigs for this?

And your hand is up my ass.

And, and you will enjoy yourself.

And, and, and look at all our other friends who are kind enough to join us.

And, uh, family throws out a quote they don't like,

And, uh, he wants, he wants

And, uh, I wish you and your knee all the best.

And, uh, Señor Lewis.

And, uh, the ladies, they, they hang from a bar.

And, uh, we had a date last night.

And, uh, you know, well, what am I gonna do?

And, uh... I'm good.

And, yeah. And my mother.

And, you know, it just, it happened.

And?

Andrew "Rusty" Holzer?

Andrew "Rusty" Holzer?

Andy and Cassie David told me.

Andy: All right, next card is a ten of spades.

Andy: I'm turning the Lazy Susan the way it should be turned.

Andy: You're out. You check.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Laverne Cox.

Another drawing I want to show you. You're gonna love this.

Another mysterious odor?

Another problem with the car?

Another siren abuser.

Another week without wind.

Any idea how this started?

Any idea what happened to it?

Any motherfucker that come up to that shit,

Any other flights going to Denver?

Any time I see a customer walk in here that used to go to Irv's,

Anything else I can get for you?

Anything else we haven't gone over?

Anything happens to Jeff at that party...

Anything in rows... one through four?

Anything smaller would have felt too small.

Anything to do with the pig.

Anything you have here, for some privacy.

Anyway, come on, Larry.

Anyway, here for some validation.

Anyway, I already got her something. It's gonna be a nice surprise.

Anyway, I just want you to know, you're doing a fantastic job.

Anyway, I'd love to continue our discussion.

Anyway, I'm opening up a coffee shop, and...

Anyway, if I was trying to tell someone how to burn a place down,

Anyway, look at this.

Anyway...

Apologize? Me? Never. A ban is a ban.

Appetizer allotment at this point.

Are going to the bathroom. Nobody wants you here!

Are gonna be vile, vulgar, the dregs of society.

Are we on a first date?

Are ya stupid?"

Are you all right?

Are you aware that you have a wobbly table here?

Are you Chulu Porter?

Are you fucking kidding me, you piece of shit?

Are you inviting me to hop on?

Are you inviting me to hop on?

Are you kidding me? I definitely want this. Try one.

Are you kidding me? I wanna hear everything.

Are you kidding me? Oh, they couldn't be a couple.

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? Why would I avoid you?

Are you Larry David?

Are you mad?

Are you out of your fucking mind?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind? I called you up.

Are you serious? Come on.

Are you taking the role very seriously

Are you talking about first class seats?

Are you together?

Are you?

Are you... Latte Larry?

Are your sworn testimony, isn't that right?

Aren't you hot? Take that thing off.

Arnie Norton asked if he could play.

Arson?

As a comedian hearing big laughs, right?

As a matter of fact, she wants a camera.

As a Renaissance man.

As God is my witness,

As I was, as I was getting out of the car.

As I would if I was talking on the phone doodling.

As it was ten minutes ago.

As opposed to lighter, no?

As the ocean he traversed."

As to how the test turned out, not one.

As you can see, these are different elements.

As, for decoration purposes.

Asco!

Asked about a tattoo I have on my arm,

Asked me if he can go out with Cheryl.

Asshole!

At a Survivor's United event.

At a sushi restaurant?

At least I didn't offer it to you.

At least two. I Look.

At least yours was an accident.

At off track betting.

At the doctor, I just got the results back,

At the end of the night, and...

At this Mocha Joe's, and, Josh,

At three in the morning.

Aw, I missed 'em again. It's unbelievable.

Aw, thank you, Larry.

Aw. That's the end!

Bags back in the car. I'm not going.

Bags of beans. They're all gonna have to go.

Bahamas! Here I come, baby!

Barista: They're in the back.

Bastards.

Be careful.

Be cool, Sherry.

Be good, Sherry.

Be part of the movement.

Beans.

Beat him. Come earlier.

Beautiful view here. How long did it take you to take it for granted?

Because as soon as you got in the stall, I would have left.

Because he has no cell phone. He lost it.

Because he just flew in from San Francisco

Because he's her significant other,

Because her attitude has completely changed.

Because I don't really see it when I'm inside the car.

Because I don't really see it when I'm inside the car.

Because I have a goddamn extra toothbrush.

Because I have my own bread, and I can treat you.

Because I have to fly to Denver.

Because I want it to be.

Because I want Ted to see it before he leaves.

Because I want to prove to you

Because I went to this coffee shop next door,

Because I'm strong.

Because in addition to the financial remuneration,

Because it's way too big, and he can't handle it.

Because of this.

Because of you.

Because our cards, they look very similar.

Because sometimes it has an odor, and it... it smells up the office.

Because that section of town is, like

Because the carnival barker,

Because there are so many people I want to kill.

Because there was dog hair in it.

Because they didn't know, and they just found it

Because we can't sell it. We can't do anything with it.

Because we're about to order.

Because you want the truth to be known.

Becker? Cheers? Any You remember me?

Becky (over phone): It was a ski school of children.

Becky: Larry. Oh, thank God you answered.

Becky!

Becky's gonna make some money.

Beet salad.

Before he had you representing him.

Before it even started.

Before that, though, I was in Oregon, a little residency there.

Before that, though, I was in Oregon, a little residency there.

Before the gladiators started fighting.

Before this journey, my life was bereft of the wind of purpose.

Believe me, there won't be a next time!

Benvenuto.

Best reviews I've ever had.

Better to do it with pants on.

Between the good looking...

Between the sweat and then that whole diarrhea incident

Big bat mitzvah.

Big issue with the TSA last night.

Big pregnant woman walking down the street

Big problems with that penis.

Big, loud booming noise.

Big.

Bigger would have felt ostentatious.

Bit my fuckin' tongue.

Black licorice, black jelly beans,

Black licorice, black jellybeans...

Black people, your skin tone's like,

Black women really like me.

Blame it on the mailman.

Blue Skies Over the Canyon.

Boo fucking hoo.

Boris: Whoa. Hey, hey.

Both go to the ugly. Is that how it works?

Both of you. Sore losers.

Both: Aah.

Both: It's an unwritten rule.

Both: Oh.

Boy, I'm so glad we did this. It was such a good idea.

Boy, my stomach's really bothering me.

Boy, you two used to get along so well.

Bravo!

Bravo! Cheryl and Larry.

Bravo! Wow!

Break a leg. How does my makeup look?

Bring me on the fuckin' plane,

Brought one for your buddy there, too.

Buck's my nickname. That's what my friends call me.

Bullshit. I was not. I was gonna throw it in the garbage.

Burnt toast. I don't give a fuck, I eat burnt toast.

But anyway, um, so, did you do a doodle?

But as soon as I'm back, let's go get a meal.

But asked the question, I mean

But at the same time, you're also not wrong,

But before I go, I think I'll just leave you one.

But don't hide behind the US Postal Service.

But every time I make them lower, he lowers his!

But for most of us, there's not much you can do about it.

But he followed through. That's a stroke, right?

But I can fire Harold for not doing his job.

But I can get a nurse and complain to the nurse

But I did. You took it, and you got it broke.

But I do have a lovely table for you.

But I don't have one.

But I feel that way with animals 'cause they're generally so stupid,

But I find myself very, very calm now.

But I had a lady give me a wedgie with my own goddamn johnson.

But I had to. I couldn't How could I not?

But I just wanna say I'd really appreciate it.

But I know what you mean about, you know.

But I need you to help with the ruse.

But I never really knew. I never had proof.

But I really like those on the coffin.

But I want to remind you that you are more than your pain.

But I wasn't sure I heard it right.

But I will exact vengeance.

But I, I, I planned on it.

But I, you know, I told you it's a tough thing to handle.

But I'd like to see if I could join the big johnson community.

But I'm gonna go with it.

But I'm, I'm gonna shorten it just, just for you.

But if you are a defecator,

But it's closed up.

But it's the outer edge of the meniscus,

But Joshua Winokur is my dermatologist,

But keep Leon away from her, please.

But keeping a safe distance.

But Larry David has chosen a different path.

But let me just explain to you what it is. This goes in your car.

But magical vagina, six months.

But more of an old fashioned dance.

But nothing too remote, 'cause I'm a people person.

But of course, I'll get my investment back.

But she gets to stay here.

But she took that stole from me.

But take the ugly balloon, and just go.

But that's your emergency.

But the guy comes in here,

But then, if you don't tell him...

But there aren't more things to put on.

But this is the soup you wanted, right?

But this shit is cold.

But we can't do anything about the beans.

But we couldn't find them.

But we're not gonna get back together.

But what are, you know, what are you gonna do?

But why did you make a jacket out of it?

But why did you make the mistake?

But you can't park here, because it's handicapped.

But you gave yourself quite a large penis there.

But you get away with that shit. I don't know how the fuck you get away with it.

But you got a big ass johnson, you gotta stand a little further back, see,

But you gotta contain it, and you celebrate in the car

But you know what, if I may say?

But you know what?

But you never got the text.

But you said you'd prefer him to be darker.

But you'll be hearing from me again.

But, I mean, it seems like a lot to, to lug around.

But, really, this is between us.

But, uh, I am, I am really relieved

But, uh, in your case, I think it's eminently worth it