Seinfeld - Season 9 Edit

A ball game giveaway MetLife Windbreaker.

A big Hollywood so and so optioned it for a movie.

A big juicy van.

A big long scar, where her leg would dangle when she's riding a

A big, fat turkey.

A burly, athletic type?

A computer.

A contest.

A dealer? Are you insane? No, take out an ad. Sell it privately.

A dizzying array of textures and moments.

A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.

A drafty apartment. A sweaterless friend.

A facecloth for your

A fake number. Blimey.

A Festivus for the rest of us.

A fling.

A George divided against itself cannot stand!

A gold watch.

A Good Samaritan law? Are they crazy?

A great, great friend.

A great, great friend.

A housewarming gift.

A Jesus fish.

A joke.

A long while.

A long, long weekend.

A lot of the stars from the '70s...

A mailman you know, maybe even trust, will offer to give you a lift.

A man carries a wallet.

A new cartoon. I wish I was taller.

A nickel.

A real cement head.

A real dermatologist?

A revenge date?

A scar?

A sense of humor is so much more important to me...

A setup, I tell you. And you've robbed it.

A slice of cake from the wedding...

A tractor.

A vacation from ourselves.

A what?

A Ziggy?

A.A. It's one of the 1 2 steps.

Absolutely not. He sped up.

According to our latest quarterly thing...

According to Puddy.

Actually South Africa.

Actually, I did have a thought.

Actually, I think I'm gonna take a few days off.

Actually, I'm gonna need someone to look after him tomorrow evening.

Actually, it looks like we're gonna need some gas.

Actually, it's kind of a funny story, because she has this toy collection...

Actually, that's not bad.

Actually, this room intrigues me. Why is it called the TV room?

Adam, you don't become a man overnight.

Admit there's a higher power?

Advantaged.

After dark?

After dating Jerry, you're a pleasure.

After ordering, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated...

Again? How much flan can a person eat?

Alcohol.

Alex thinks I'm naturally hairless.

All aboard the pain train.

All fine.

All I could think about was food. I had to get out.

All I ever heard growing up is:

All I know is that it's Sunday night, and I have got to unwind.

All I need to do is fill a rubber container with oil...

All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.

All me

All me.

All night long, things are creaking and cracking.

All of my darkest fears...

All right, all right, calm down. Calm down. Calm down.

All right, all right, come on now.

All right, all right, I'm going.

All right, all right, Mr. Goody Two Shoes

All right, all right, that's enough. Now, let's get back to my deal.

All right, all right. I'll do it. Sit down.

All right, all right. We do it five times a week.

All right, be careful with the car, babe. And don't move the seat.

All right, but this is really dumb, really stupid.

All right, but this is the last favor. Okay? We're even.

All right, calm down, everyone. No one's canceling any mail.

All right, classic. High five.

All right, come on. Come on now, people.

All right, Dad, we're five blocks from the house. Sit sideways.

All right, detective, then what happened?

All right, Elaine, David...

All right, everybody, I'm back.

All right, fatso, out of the car.

All right, FDR.

All right, fine.

All right, gentlemen. I scouted it out. I think we can get out over there.

All right, George, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry.

All right, George.

All right, George. It's time for the Festivus feats of strength.

All right, get out.

All right, great. I gotta go there and pick up my blade.

All right, hang on, Gammy. You're gonna make it.

All right, he's letting you in. Thank you.

All right, here you go.

All right, here. Here's your Christmas card.

All right, honey, one last look, then you have to let Fredo rest in peace.

All right, how often do we do it?

All right, I admit it. I slept with Nina, but that's all.

All right, I don't wanna interrupt your meal, so...

All right, I get to wear makeup.

All right, I gotta go find a bathroom.

All right, I gotta go. We'll talk about this later

All right, I guess.

All right, I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true.

All right, I see. Good answer. Thank you.

All right, I think we're done here.

All right, I think we've covered my act.

All right, I'll do it.

All right, I'll get you a Mounds bar. Keep the engine running.

All right, I'll give it a shot. I do really like this coffee shop.

All right, I'll just have to call her from Paris.

All right, I'll put it in the vault.

All right, I'll talk to you later.

All right, I'm back, savages, back.

All right, I'm gonna call NBC.

All right, I'm out of here.

All right, I'm satisfied. We better get some gas.

All right, I'm triple wishing.

All right, I'm worming.

All right, if I do it, will you buy a computer?

All right, it's time to go.

All right, Jerry, I'll do it. See you.

All right, Jerry. Let's see if you can get it in your head...

All right, Kramer, you block off traffic. You two, go sweet talk the pharmacist

All right, Leo. Sticking it to the man.

All right, let's go. I'll give you half an hour.

All right, let's hit the bricks.

All right, let's practice retching, huh?

All right, let's take a short break.

All right, listen up. Now, you three have been hand picked...

All right, look, people seem to like those tip calculators.

All right, Lubeck, how much is she worth?

All right, make it the large sodas.

All right, Miss Benes. All finished. Here's your new number.

All right, no more lies.

All right, now. Take it down to the end of the block.

All right, on the count of three. Can everyone hear me?

All right, pile it on.

All right, Puddy, listen and listen good.

All right, relax, tough guy.

All right, remember, no rustproofing. Commit to nothing.

All right, Seinfeld, that's it. Let's go. Come on.

All right, Silvio's down there, he's shoveling the walk.

All right, so, what's the penalty?

All right, starting now.

All right, stop it.

All right, that is it. I can't live like this.

All right, that's enough of that.

All right, that's it for me.

All right, that's it for me. You've been great.

All right, that's it.

All right, that's it.

All right, then you're the one getting the key out of him.

All right, we can move faster without Father O'Gimpy.

All right, we're back together again. Great. Bye bye.

All right, we're done. You can have it now.

All right, we're going in.

All right, we're going now. Bye bye.

All right, we're taking it up a notch.

All right, well, I'll see you.

All right, what did I do?

All right, what do we do next, Morty, huh? Wiretaps? Slush funds?

All right, who's first?

All right, you can have T Bone. Stop crying.

All right, you go ahead. You go ahead, you keep it secret.

All right, you have fun.

All right, you wanna get nuts...

All right?

All right? You understand now?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right!

All right. All right. Hold on. Time out.

All right. And here are your ailments for this week.

All right. At last, we're finally getting out of here.

All right. Come on, let's get in there. Quick, quick, quick.

All right. Even Steven, okay?

All right. Here we go.

All right. Here. I'm gonna try and fix the buzzer.

All right. Hey, you've been great.

All right. How do you like this?

All right. I am back in the game.

All right. I know I've been kind of shooting off at the mouth lately.

All right. I know where this is going...

All right. I'll just take 50. Do we have a deal?

All right. I'm going home.

All right. If you refuse to grow up and scam your insurance company...

All right. Let's change the subject.

All right. Look, I'm gonna be honest.

All right. Neither.

All right. Now, go grab us a booth. Join us?

All right. Now, this is the

All right. Okay.

All right. Take it easy.

All right. That's enough. You're fired.

All right. That's it for me.

All right. That's it.

All right. That's more like it. Thank you very much.

All right. The Grace Building.

All right. Toss me an apron. Let's bagel.

All right. We're back in.

All right. Whiff away.

All right. Who's dancing?

All right. Why don't you just take a good, hard look...

All right. Yes. Gum.

All right. Yes. Thank you. I'm gonna do it.

All rise

All rise.

All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable?

All the kids are shouting at me, Hey, Le George. Bonjour, Le George.

All the time mocking, mocking, mocking.

All the time.

All they do is mock me. Just like they did the fat fellow.

All you gotta do is put this on, you go down to the corner...

All you have to do is wear the fur, so Silvio thinks it's yours.

All you said was, You're welcome. Which is nice. It's very nice.

All you.

Allison spoke to me...

Almost.

Always helpful.

Always walking around the city.

Am I?

Amen, amen

An addict. Well, it just keeps getting better.

An apartment warming gift?

An army of men in wool pants, running through the neighborhood...

An ostrich burger?

And a big issue in this trial is going to be character.

And a bit of a tramp, if you ask me.

And a deadbolt.

And a slice of devil's food cake.

And a tin of Altoids.

And action.

And actually...

And are you experiencing any discomfort?

And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them...

And by the way, that was an I'm not sorry wave.

And by the way, you can take off those boots. Everyone knows you're 5'6.

And can you also carry my keys?

And disappointed, blood brother.

And done.

And Elaine, I wouldn't mind seeing something happening between you.

And every morning I eat a plum.

And fast, or I am in very serious and weird trouble.

And frankly, it sounds made up.

And get a little closer because I can't see the screen door.

And get George to put those boxes in the garage.

And getting all Hands Across America.

And he hated me anyway.

And he said I could submit some of my own cartoons.

And he said I could submit some of my own cartoons.

And he said unto Abraham

And he's cheating on his wife with me.

And he's dying, Jerry.

And he's the fish eating my laughs.

And here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much needed...

And here's what I'm doing with it!

And how am I gonna do that, toots?

And how did she get a cable special? I've never gotten a cable special.

And how do you find with respect to the charge of criminal indifference?

And I burned for her...

And I can go anywhere I want?

And I don't care what the consequences are.

And I gotta tell you, it was very mechanical.

And I laughed and I laughed.

And I mean everything.

And I need it bad. I feel like I've got bugs crawling up my skin.

And I shouldn't have said that about your wife.

And I think he's been telling his friends.

And I was afraid that I would be persecuted for my beliefs.

And I was in that photo until I broke in here...

And I won't take no for an answer.

And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching.

And I'll tell you another thing, Cosmo Kramer.

And I'll tell you, when you stop and add them all up...

And I'm like, Hello, it's a free country.

And I'm not so crazy about Manhattan either.

And if I felt like it, I would help them out...

And if you are undead...

And if you think I'm going to hell, you should care that I'm going to hell.

And if you think I'm going to hell, you should care that I'm going to hell...

And in a tiny way I almost feel responsible.

And it gets worse.

And it knows that I tried to kill it.

And it was his idea to put a sprig of parsley on the plate.

And it was safe.

And it's a waste of my talent. It's just a little burning.

And it's modeled after the French law.

And just get a picture of him with his shirt off.

And laughter is the best medicine

And look at these features, Mr. Kramer.

And look what I pried off of his bumper.

And milk.

And my agent said as a bonus I can use their private jet.

And no one will ever see you again.

And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength.

And now you know who to thank for that.

And now, it's payback time.

And now, they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad.

And of course you find fur morally reprehensible?

And oh, we gotta put down, interesting trades considered.

And pack a bag for me.

And she doesn't know anything about this?

And she's a 646.

And she's quite a handsome woman.

And so we danced.

And so we wait.

And so what if she does look like Jerry?

And so without further ado...

And so, for all these reasons, we are officially broken up.

And sometimes when Gammy's not alone.

And take your Bronze O with you.

And tell me what time it is in New York, you are going home in a body bag.

And tell you what, put a sawbuck on Captain Nemo in the third at Belmont.

And that bizarre contest certainly didn't sit well with this small town jury.

And that guy is your new boss?

And that leads into the master bedroom.

And that red light is burning my brain.

And that somehow, that would be exactly what I always wanted?

And that spells trouble.

And that was wrong, Jerry.

And the chairs.

And the heat, my God, the heat!

And the heat. My God, the heat.

And the Mets score two in the eighth inning.

And the street cell phone call is the lowest phone call you can make.

And the worst.

And then he put this plastic bag over his head...

And then I asked myself why. I mean, this is where I wanna be.

And then Mr. Costanza then remarked to me:

And then she pursued and I withdrew.

And then they added one to the middle number.

And then we'll be back.

And then what happened?

And there they are. That's funny.

And they call it the World Wide Web.

And they do shows.

And they're the ones writing it off.

And they're too lazy to pick it up.

And this is what he looks like when he is eating:

And this offends you as a ******* person?

And this was the only friend I had left.

And to the bathroom.

And we all know how painful that can be.

And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.

And we've packed a lot in, the four of us.

And what about the defendants, the so called New York Four?

And what better way to pass the time than gabbing with my best friend.

And what is that smell?

And what would those be?

And what's the deal with lamp shades?

And what's this guy gonna say, huh? Nothing.

And what's with people getting sick?

And what's your connection to the defendants?

And where are you gonna get all the ideas?

And where does it end? Then everyone's doing it

And who buries a bird?

And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken.

And you always leave me wanting more.

And you automatically sleep with her?

And you automatically sleep with her?

And you call that the tractor story?

And you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.

And you feel that she's too bossy.

And you know what that means.

And you mentioned that you didn't get a G.I. Joe. You had....

And you must look exactly like Jerry.

And you threw it out the window?

And you wanna know why? Because I wrote it.

And you will see how everyone...

And you? How many Twix does that make for you today?

And you're not getting your rock back either.

And you're not going to, because I'm hanging it up.

And you're on the fringe of the humor business.

And, Shlomo, you're the best truck driver.

And, yes, I'm looking for a place...

And?

And?

Another Festivus miracle.

Another fine meal. And now for my Wizard tip calculator.

Another interesting confrontation. This could be spicy, bring him over.

Another one.

Another robbery in the building.

Another sale, Mr. Costanza. Chalk me up on the big board.

Answer the damn phone.

Anti fur. I mean, who has the energy anymore?

Antilock brakes, automatic climate control

Any of you wanna come and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?

Any second now.

Any thoughts?

Anybody here?

Anyone betrays me, I never forget.

Anyone in this room ever delinquent?

Anything else, Jane?

Anything else, Mr. Nosy?

Anything I do, you gotta know all about it.

Anything I read was already open.

Anything in the air is a big production.

Anything you wish.

Anything. Everything. Something. Nothing. Who the hell cares?

Anything. Everything. Something. Nothing. Who the hell cares?

Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley.

Anyway, Jerry, you know, this may sound dumb...

Anyway, let me tell you why I called.

Anyway, right in the middle, the ship blows up.

Anyway, Stu here started telling me about a show, Jerry...

Anyway, the point is, over the last nine years

Anyway, you're lucky I was there. You lost a lot of blood.

Anyway, your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke

Apology? For what?

Apparently, I was unable to break up beyond a reasonable doubt.

Approximately 30 to 60 years of age.

Arby's no more than once a month...

Arby's. Beef and cheese and.... Do you believe in God?

Are those the same shoes as yesterday's?

Are those Timberlands...

Are we finished?

Are we getting this?

Are we going out?

Are we really so different?

Are we that bad that we have to be sent to prison in prison?

Are you a religious man, sir?

Are you afraid to kiss me in public?

Are you black?

Are you breaking up with me?

Are you confident in the l love you return?

Are you dense?

Are you done with that?

Are you done?

Are you free Friday night?

Are you gonna eat that?

Are you insane?

Are you kidding? I should be loaning you money.

Are you kidding? What do you expect...

Are you mad at me?

Are you reading my VCR manual?

Are you saying he grabbed your candy bar away from you?

Are you sensing anything right now?

Are you sick, Rafe? You sound kind of funny.

Are you still down in the dumps? Come on, it's just a chick.

Are you strapped? Do you need a little?

Are you suggesting I somehow infected you on purpose?

Are you supposed to yell it?

Are you sure? Because it could really help me out of a jam.

Are you?

Aren't you upset?

Arguments in the Good Samaritan trial ended today...

Article 223 7 of the Latham County Penal Code.

Articulate?

As far as he knows, someone stole it...

As far as I know.

As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

As in:

As long as I show up for work every day, they have to pay me.

As long as we catch him in the act.

As long as you don't

As much as I hate the idea of being a van guy...

As of this moment, I am no longer *******. I quit.

As opposed to a spirited bout of skanko Roman wrestling.

As opposed to, say...

As soon as it gets better, it's gonna gnaw my brain out in my sleep.

As the woolly haired Melanesians of Papua New Guinea once said:

As you will see, the candy bar is paid for...

Aside from this rattan piece, which seems oddly out of place.

Ask about you. Ask about you.

Ask the people behind you.

At a rodeo.

At least the wedding gown will give her some support.

At the funeral, give or take.

At the movies last night, I went to the bathroom and I unbuckled wildly...

At the time, I was employed as a security guard...

Attaboy. Helen, Jerry got me a hot Wizard computer.

Attention, Play Now employees.

Average income. Over a hundred thousand.

B5.

Back it up, back it up.

Back together?

Bacterial meningitis.

Bad lighting on the porch.

Bad news, people. Peggy is home sick.

Bad voodoo.

Baked potato. Sorry.

Balloon bouquet for who?

Banana?

Barefoot in the clubhouse? Kramer...

Batteries. Well, they wear out so quick.

Be a man.

Be careful.

Be right with you.

Beat it, punk

Because ballpark food doesn't count as real food.

Because he sent her in there to find out if they were real.

Because I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die, that's why.

Because I gotta slice.

Because I killed first and warmed up the crowd.

Because I know what day this is.

Because I'm a cheater!

Because if I ask him, then it's like I really want to know.

Because if I hear one more rattle, just one, you're out on your can.

Because if we're dating, what everyone saw was just...

Because if you don't get that return...

Because it is the mature, adult thing to do.

Because it's dinnertime.

Because it's Puerto Rican Day.

Because Kruger would never allow two Kokos.

Because Neil Watkins from Accounting is T Bone.

Because of your giant wallet. Just get rid of it.

Because sometimes you call very early in the morning...

Because that's not a normal complaint.

Because that's what's gonna happen.

Because the next day, people gather around the water coolers...

Because the real Wizard's $200.

Because they're turning your teeth green.

Because they've already deducted it.

Because to pull rickshaws requires more than just strong legs.

Because we're blind to their tyranny.

Because you threw it out.

Because you were too busy stealing a book.

Because you're not a dermatologist.

Because...

Been there, done that.

Before that, people would just hit the ball and it would fly away.

Believe it or not, George isn't at home

Believe it or not, I'm not home

Believe me, George, you can count on Slippery Pete.

Believe me, I have ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times.

Believe me.

Besides, how am I gonna get over there?

Besides, it's not stealing if it's something you need.

Besides, you had a summer me.

Best two out of three. One spot, two spot....

Better bring a poncho.

Better get yourselves a good lawyer.

Big guy, a liar, short name. Sam, Mo, Sol

Binaca.

Biohazard, coming through. Clear. Clear.

Birthdays, Christmas, it's enough gifts.

Blimp: The Hindenberg Story.

Blood over there, sausage over here. I'm living in a slaughterhouse

Blood tests, immaculate.

Blood?

Blood?

Bobby, you gotta stop calling your gammy.

Bombs away.

Borrow. From my friend. Yeah, he'll by buying it.

Borrowing things from my blood.

Both of us have to turn our keys.

Bought the farm?

Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine.

Boy, did we take it on the chin last year.

Boy, did your mother do a number on you.

Boy, I don't believe this. I'm being typecast.

Boy, I would loved to have been there when you told him off.

Boy, I'm really surprised at Elaine.

Boy, look at George, just giving it to T Bone.

Boy, look at this. Hong Kong's outlawed the rickshaw.

Boy, my knuckles are still cramped from that football game.

Boy, one minute Elliott Gould is sitting on you...

Boy, that bank clock is eight minutes off.

Boy, that looks like an allergic reaction.

Boy, that makes you think.

Boy, this is a nice screen.

Boy, those azaleas are really coming in nicely.

Boy. Boy.

Boy. Can you believe this mess?

Boys, I'm retiring.

Boysenberry. Kid's still learning.

Brace yourself, Lubeck...

Brace yourself, madam, for an all out bidding war.

Bravo.

Briefly.

Bring a ray of sunshine into her tragic life.

Bring it on, baby.

Bring it on.

Buenos días, my friend.

Bunch of idiots at that network.

Burning debris, bodies falling...

Busted cold.

But after a while it's like, Whoa, take three steps back. Get a life, okay?

But alas, my heart belongs to another man's wife.

But at this point, I think it's best if we both go our separate ways.

But don't tell Kramer, okay?

But don't you let them do it.

But first, we're talking with Jerry.

But for a variety of reasons...

But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar.

But he doesn't know that.

But hear me and hear me well.

But here I am with a bunch of my idiot friends.

But here's the beauty part.

But how does it apply to what we do here at Kruger Industrial Smoothing?

But I did. My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea...

But I didn't

But I don't wanna spoil things by sleeping with you too soon.

But I don't want it to be because of me.

But I feel I gotta get the apology.

But I get upset. I've yelled. You've heard me yell.

But I haven't seen them in a long time.

But I just don't know if I see myself working with ice cream.

But I know, I've seen cake just like that.

But I live here. I ran out to buy some bird seed and I forgot my key.

But I must tell you, Geraldo...

But I proved it.

But I think Mr. Kimbrough makes a good point.

But I want you to be my maid of honor and my best friend.

But I will tell you this. I am going over to her apartment...

But I'll tell you what, I'll tinker. It's all a journey.

But I'm a man. The rabbi said so.

But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to get going.

But I'm gonna keep my eye on him.

But I'm not.

But I'm running out of purses here.

But I'm still here. You took out the other guy.

But if I don't get my money from you, I'm gonna get it from her.

But it also caught this.

But it didn't end there, did it, Mrs. Choate?

But it needs it, Kramer. It needs it bad.

But it's not a photograph. I need a photograph.

But lately, you have just seemed on.

But let's see them get by these bricks.

But nobody came.

But out of that a new holiday was born.

But some of those people, they liked it.

But that's a one way street coming this way.

But that's you.

But the high five is just so stupid.

But the idiot clowns did not know how to order.

But the only reason you like me is because I'm a shiksa.

But the point is, we have our personal relationship...

But the thing you don't realize is there's good naked and bad naked.

But then after that we really talked, didn't we?

But then anyone can just look in and see you.

But then I found out about the skin cancer.

But then we would have missed the whole thing.

But then when we win...

But there is also independent George.

But there isn't.

But there's no T in your name. What about G Bone?

But they did not care. They're totally indifferent.

But they do.

But they know you're not handicapped. Aren't you ashamed?

But they let me go on and on all about the Hamptons.

But they really would like to know.

But this is what you've always wanted.

But this time, advantage Varnsen.

But this time, advantage Varnsen.

But this time, the good one. The Ted Danson plane.

But we've come so far.

But what is the comment?

But what the hell, we need someone, huh?

But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue...

But when you're on my set, you clean it up, mister.

But where does the meat go?

But where does the meat go?

But who am I, anyway? I mean, there's Sally Weaver the woman.

But why is it that the animals enjoy reading the e mail?

But you can clear some of this stuff out of the way.

But you did throw his coat out the window.

But you don't know the half of what goes on here.

But you knew the way to go. You went to college.

But you know what? You really inspired me, okay, a tear.

But you only provide fantasy world corporate experience.

But you remember this.

But you took a nap in it.

But you yada, yada'd over the best part.

But you, you'll backslide.

But your callous indifference and utter disregard...

But your cane's on the wrong side.

But, alas, I can't afford it.

But, no.

But, see, here.

Butter?

Butter.

Butter. Kramer.

By making time with some floozy across the aisle?

By the Service Department.

By the time this thing is over...

By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture?

By the way, Jerry, the suspenders...

By the way, Mr. Kramer, you were excellent.

By the way, my bad naked demo didn't quite work.

By the way, my uncle was an alcoholic.

By the way...

Bye again.

Bye bye.

Bye. Everybody's ripping me off.

Bystanders are, by definition, innocent.

California? Oh, gosh, I don't think so.

Call Donald Sanger to the stand.

Call George Steinbrenner to the stand.

Call George Steinbrenner.

Call Mabel Choate to the stand.

Call Mabel Choate.

Call Marla Penny.

Call Matt Vogel.

Call Officer Matt Vogel to the stand.

Call Sidra Holland to the stand.

Call us Usha and Zubin.

Call Yev Kassem to the stand.

Calm down. I'm on your side.

Can I at least steal a battery?

Can I bring the squirrel by?

Can I fix that after lunch, sir?

Can I get you anything?

Can I have one?

Can I have your juice?

Can I interest you in a little supplemental restraint?

Can I tell you something, Jerry?

Can I use that?

Can it cut that thin?

Can we still be friends?

Can we still eat it?