Seinfeld - Season 1 Edit

A bunch of people are getting together tomorrow at some bar...

A couple of hours ago. The police are coming right over.

A couple of tough monkeys.

A fireplace!

A hundred and fifty dollars? For what? For this couch?

A pizza place where you make your own pie.

A robot butcher?

A wedding?

A wedding?

Again?

All of it!

All right, all right. I'll have the chicken salad.

All right, sir.

All right, so I had wooden teeth. So what?

All right, then, just get rid of it. You won't have any problem.

All right? What should I do, throw it out the window?

All right.

All right.

All right. Forget it. Forget it. I'm not taking the place.

All right. Forget it. I'm not moving.

All right. That's it. I'm gonna go down there.

All Simons was able to find out is that he's in the hospital.

Almost as bad as losing out to a perfume.

Almost exclusively.

And he happens to be pretty good looking.

And he's hilarious.

And I cannot overstate this:

And I'm gonna have...

And I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp.

And I'm really sorry. Have a good time. We'll talk next week, okay? Yeah.

And I've still got another day.

And one more thing, Benes...

And that doesn't affect your appetite?

And the judge would go, Did he call it?

And the other kid knows he's got nothing to say.

And then you get to put your sauce and sprinkle your cheese.

And then you turned around, and you had these wooden teeth.

And then, you slide it into the oven.

And there was a little problem with the physical chemistry.

And there's that smile again.

And this other one's the one?

And those bank lines.

And those laws do not work in the adult world.

And where were you?

Answering machine.

Anyway, I admit it was a fairly ridiculous thing to do...

Anyway, listen, you take the tickets. They're at the will call window.

Anyway, the Hezbollah has invited me to perform.

Anyway, you know why I didn't ask you?

Apparently Plato...

Apparently, it had a pit of steel.

Appetizers! Quickly, quickly.

Are you kidding me? Does this work?

Are you nuts? You don't even know the guy.

Are you ready?

Art Core.

Art...

Artie! Come on.

At least with a woman there's a precedent.

Back, back on the 14th.

Bad news, my friend.

Because I spent my money on the Clapco D 29.

Because sports and women is really all we talk about.

Because then I could move in here.

Because they're clean?

Because they're good people, Jerry. You know, they're anarchists.

Because Vanessa probably told Pamela...

Before you eat, money has no value.

Besides, you think I want to miss this?

Best friend? I've never been to your apartment.

Big fighting marlin.

Bill, I feel I need to see other men.

Blond hair, remember? Glasses.

Bold and the Beautiful.

Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Boy, I have to get to a bathroom.

Bulls, bears, people from Connecticut.

Burt Har...

But George is coming back from the hospital, I gotta wait for him.

But if they don't cut those holes, we are climbing those fences.

But otherwise, I would definitely go.

But the checkbook, they got that.

By the way, what's happening with Centrax?

Call the police. You really should call the police.

Can I turn now? Is this over?

Can we go fishing up there?

Can you believe it? I'm nuts about this. What do you think?

Can you change this into bills?

Can you conduct your business...

Check to the raiser.

Cocoon II, The Return.

Come on up.

Come on, are you crazy? The coin cannot touch anything.

Come on, come on...

Come on, move up.

Come on.

Come on. Hurry up.

Come on. Let's go do something. I don't want to just sit around here.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Could you get some cheese for me? I'm almost at the front.

Couldn't be happier.

Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Diane gave me the greatest back rub today. She's a masseuse.

Did Elaine ever call you back?

Did he tell you what's gonna happen?

Did you lose a Sony? It could be The Penguin.

Do you see the size of this shirt?

Do you think I need a haircut?

Do you want to go with him?

Do you wind it?

Doesn't sound like you're friends. If you were friends...

Doesn't think anyone can tell.

Don't investigate. Don't pay me back. It was an accident.

Done.

Elaine Benes, this is Joel Horneck.

Elaine, what do you think?

Elaine, what's the name of that jewellery store you took me to that time?

Elaine?

Elaine?

Even if I had the receipt, look at it.

Even if you go from the red sun of Krypton...

Ever noticed if a guy's in his driveway working on something with tools...

Everybody, this is Jerry and Elaine.

Everything was going so well. I had to say something.

Exactly. I love phase two.

Excuse me, master packer?

Excuse me, sir. Could I have a look at that business section?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Do you have these in the puffs?

Excuse me. I don't mean to cause any trouble...

Extra toothbrushes, increased phone call frequency...

Fact is, if it is a woman in front of you that's writing out the check...

Fifteen seconds.

Finally, she blurts out how it's not working.

Fine, bye.

Five thousand.

Five thousand. Ten... Ten thousand.

For $5.

Forget it, I'm gonna take it with me. I'll just pack up the cushions...

Forget money. I don't even want the money.

Forty one home games.

French fries, out. BLT, out.

From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.

Gee, is that incredible?

Gee, three years. That kind of seems like a long time.

Geometry.

George Costanza, please.

George, the man wept.

George, what?

George, what's going on?

George's place has carpeting.

Get all the money back, could've avoided the whole trip to Vermont.

Get it off.

Give me...

Go ahead. Go ahead.

Go to the building.

Go. Go!

Good.

Got to be her boyfriend. She's too good to be alone.

Great seats behind the bench. You want to come with me?

Great? Where do you get great?

Great.

Great. All right, I'll speak to you later.

Great. Ewing's hurt.

Great. I had fun. Where's the TV? Where's the VCR?

Guys with cats... I don't know.

Had to say something.

Have something else. Have a little dessert.

Have you ever had their egg salad?

Have you thought any more about that trip?

Have you totally blocked out the entire time we were a couple?

He actually went to the hospital?

He asked me if I still saw you. I said, Sure, I see him all the time.

He called it. What can I do?

He chose the cats?

He doesn't want to ask Elaine for the number.

He had a Ping Pong table. We were friends.

He has two cats, and I'm allergic to them.

He hasn't heard back yet, that's all.

He lived, like, three houses down from me when I grew up.

He named it after himself. He said, Yeah, I got this new thing.

He used to go with her.

He was crying.

He won't even go away for the weekend because of these cats.

He's an importer exporter, okay?

He's an importer exporter.

He's an importer.

He's been calling me for seven years. I never called him once.

He's dressed like a penguin.

He's got super strength, super speed.

He's got the attention span of a 5 year old.

He's really into my pizza place idea.

He's so self involved.

He's turned me into a screener.

Heads!

Hello?

Hey, but you, my friend, may be in luck.

Hey, can I use your place?

Hey, did your father ever get that hair weave?

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey, hey! We're starving here!

Hey, hey...

Hey, it's a 'riconic' relationship.

Hey, it's been great having you on the show.

Hey, let me ask you a question. This turkey sandwich here...

Hey, listen, thanks again for running over here.

Hey, when I'm driving, I let people in ahead of me all the time.

Hey, where you going? You gonna take a trip? The map...

Hey, you missed a great game tonight.

Hey!

Hey. What's going on?

Hi, Elaine.

Hi, George!

Hi, Joel. This is Jerry. I hope you get this before you...

Hi, Mark.

Hi, my name's Rico.

Hi.

Honey, I think Jim's working on something over there.

Hope your meeting went well with Art Vandalay.

Horneck took me. We're sitting two rows behind the bench.

How about Loni Anderson?

How about next Tuesday night? Why don't you come along.

How about we go over there right now...

How about you've been diagnosed...

How big a tip you think it would take to get him to stop?

How can I ever have you over? You'll sit there moping.

How can I want it now, if you want it?

How can you not have insurance?

How can you talk to someone like that?

How could this be?

How could you guys have turned this place down?

How did you get in here?

How do you do? Jerry Seinfeld.

How do you know for sure? Why don't you do me a favour.

How do you like that?

How late are the stores open? I'm thinking of maybe buying a new TV...

How long is he gonna be out?

How long were you there?

How many people work at these big law offices?

How masculine.

How much are you gonna invest?

How much could you possibly have in there?

How much you down altogether?

How you feeling, Mr. Wilkenson?

I always tell everybody about you.

I am not taking it.

I am the master packer.

I been thinking about asking her to go away a couple days.

I been thinking of asking this girl I'm seeing...

I believe that's your card.

I bet you other guys in history tried...

I bet you there were guys that tried to do it. Just went:

I better not.

I can see if there was a weight problem...

I can't believe I lost the deposit on that U Haul...

I can't believe it. I got nothing.

I can't believe there's a garden.

I can't believe you put your money in that Centrax.

I can't tell you.

I can't think about it now. I'm going to Minneapolis.

I can't. I have a tendency to get chilly.

I can't. She'll get upset.

I cannot believe that this is happening! I can't believe it.

I could go as high as...

I could take it.

I couldn't find it. I was... I was literally on my knees for 10 minutes...

I did. I'm just curious.

I didn't bring anything.

I didn't get that joke either.

I didn't know there was a fireplace. A fireplace! That's incredible.

I don't answer the phone anymore because of him.

I don't believe you've seen this.

I don't bother with him.

I don't care. I'm not hungry.

I don't care. I'm sleeping next door.

I don't even know her name.

I don't even know the guy!

I don't have any money, but I have these.

I don't have any money, but if you'll contact these people...

I don't have any money.

I don't know exactly what it is. I think, to a man...

I don't know how you put up with this.

I don't know if it's the tile or the lighting.

I don't know what he's got, but for a sick guy, he's very strong.

I don't know what in the hell it is, I look terrific in that mirror.

I don't know why you bother with this Ping Pong guy, I tell you.

I don't know, $1500.

I don't know, $8000. It's a Hyundai. Get out of here.

I don't know. But he ain't funny.

I don't know. But Simons said if I wanted to get involved...

I don't know. I can't think of any solution.

I don't know. I just worry about trips like this. It's a lot of pressure.

I don't know. Maybe...

I don't see architecture coming from you.

I don't think so.

I don't think that's what they're doing, have 80 guys going:

I don't think we should see each other anymore.

I don't think you did anything wrong.

I don't understand why you spend time with this guy.

I don't understand. You never talk to her about other women?

I don't want that processed turkey.

I dropped a g****.

I even kicked a guy in the groin once, and he didn't cry.

I feel like Robert Wagner in there.

I forgot who I am. Who am I?

I gave him an ultimatum.

I gave the guy the half turn.

I got a bunch of friends coming over this weekend.

I got four shows this weekend.

I got ripped off for about the...

I got the cab.

I gotta have a lo mein.

I gotta say, that's pretty bad, losing out to a cat.

I guess they didn't like it up there.

I had this dream last night, and you were in it.

I had to say something.

I hate housewarmings. What are we doing here? This is ridiculous.

I hate it when there's nobody on the line at all.

I hate it.

I hate just being handed a phone.

I have no idea where it went.

I have no letters.

I have noticed that women are very fast with checks.

I have that list now, so in case he calls, I just consult it...

I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.

I have to say something, with all due respect.

I have to say, those people talking behind us...

I have to tutor my nephew.

I have to wait for someone to die.

I just bought Jerry's couch for $50.

I just got a cold.

I just got fluctuated out of $4000.

I just never... I can't imagine anyone...

I just once would like to hear a dry cleaner admit...

I just want to... Okay.

I just wanted to check with you guys. This business is going to be big.

I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

I know a guy who took his vacation on his change.

I know there's gotta be some liquids back there, some fluids they're using.

I know, but this is a different paper. I thought maybe they have different...

I know, I know. I'm sorry I'm late.

I know, I know. It's down again.

I know. I'm really running out of excuses with this guy.

I know. You mentioned it.

I left the door open because I was gonna bring the spatula right back.

I like Elaine more than Loni Anderson.

I like that.

I like you. I don't tell you.

I love the mirror in that bathroom.

I mean, beyond that, I'm risking a punch in the mouth.

I mean, I felt so uncomfortable, and you were so annoyed in the cab.

I mean, I'm hypoglycaemic.

I mean, I'm your biggest fan.

I mean, that's really insulting, to get the toe, isn't it?

I mean, this guy is a brilliant man.

I mean, you gotta like Magic, right?

I met someone. I know where she works, but I don't know her name.

I need some kind of excuse Rolodex.

I never heard him say anything funny.

I never made a man cry.

I never said that I was the architect.

I never should've gotten involved with this, I'm a nervous wreck...

I never talk about other women with her...

I reach into my pocket to pay for it. I look down.

I read the Lenny Bruce biography. I thought it was...

I really don't need to look.

I said the market fluctuates. Remember?

I saw that.

I see.

I should really try something like that.

I shrunk it.

I staked out his health club.

I suppose you could be an architect.

I take this tiny shirt all over the city...

I tell everybody to go see his show!

I tell you what.

I tested him, like, this is what I said, like this. I went:

I think I found your stuff.

I think it's going to be big.

I think it's real turkey.

I think Superman probably has a very good sense of humour.

I think that's the only way out of this relationship.

I think the only reason we go to the dry cleaner...

I think we can round him up.

I think... I think we were in my house where I grew up...

I thought engineers do that.

I told her I liked her. Why?

I told you not to sell.

I visit my grandparents, they're eating big brisket sandwiches.

I walked in. Your lobby door is broken again.

I want an admission of guilt.

I want it if you don't want it.

I was 10!

I was at Bloomingdale's, waiting for the shower to heat up.

I was buying her one of those containers of orange drink.

I wasn't even supposed to say anything.

I would feel worse if I got the toe than if I got the finger.

I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a Ping Pong table.

I wrote on these.

I... No, I don't want to go.

I'd have to advise against that.

I'd like a reward for this, please.

I'd really like to go, Elaine.

I'll choose you.

I'll give you $50 for the jug.

I'll go if I don't have to talk.

I'll have the tuna.

I'll just get a paper.

I'll open with the tuna sandwich.

I'll supply the hat.

I'll tell you one thing.

I'll tell you what, I'll choose you for it.

I'll tell you when it happened too.

I'm a little busy right now. Can we talk Wednesday morning?

I'm always waving everybody in.

I'm an architect.

I'm an architect.

I'm Dan.

I'm going down with the ship.

I'm gonna do it in Farsi.

I'm gonna go down and try and talk to her.

I'm gonna see some real action.

I'm in for 5.

I'm just gonna wash...

I'm just telling you to get rid of that stock now!

I'm keeping it.

I'm living with Ethel Merman without the talent.

I'm no cat killer.

I'm not an investor.

I'm not playing with you anymore.

I'm not?

I'm on the case, buddy. I'm on the case.

I'm out of the picture. I am out of the picture.

I'm running in the park, I've lost weight...

I'm selling.

I'm sitting there with a carrot.

I'm so sick about losing that choose. You don't know. I...

I'm sorry you had to leave so early the other night.

I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that.

I'm sorry. I didn't know what... You know.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I took it out on you.

I'm sorry. I had to give it to Horneck.

I'm sorry. My uncle Pete showers four times a day...

I'm speeding the whole way. Let them throw me in jail, I don't care.

I'm sure he's got super humour.

I'm taking it. I'm taking the place. I'm gonna take it.

I'm...

I've come to the conclusion that there are certain friends in your life...

I've decided I'll do the work...

I've got enough trouble maintaining activity in one.

I've got nothing left to say.

Idiot.

If I didn't put floss in my pocket...

If I don't get back in five minutes, you better call the police.

If I see her, what do I say I'm doing in the building?

If there was a kid court of law, it holds up.

If there was no sports and no women, the only thing guys would say is:

If there's anything I can do to repay you...

If we see her, which is remote.

If we're gonna be friends, we gotta be able to talk about other people.

If you don't like the Mavericks, next Tuesday, Lakers.

If you want to get in...

In fact, let me call his machine now, and I'll make up some excuse...

In fact... No. Never mind.

In the lobby, during the intermission of the play.

Is that my paper?

Is that other apartment still available?

Is that still from those cats?

Is that the way it's supposed to work? I mean...

Is this of any value at all?

It could be a long time.

It has only one design flaw:

It makes them a lot tougher to spot.

It seems like such an arbitrary, ridiculous thing...

It was a horrible moment. I just...

It was quite the spectacle.

It wasn't all one sided.

It will be the greatest meal of our lives.

It's 555 8643.

It's a finger. What does it mean?

It's a good mirror.

It's a guy.

It's a hand puppet.

It's a joke.

It's all dry.

It's based on all my experiences.

It's been almost a week. I wanna check it out.

It's called Centrax. They got some new kind of technique...

It's common sense.

It's completely shrunk.

It's for that guy Horneck, who's at the game tonight with my tickets.

It's George.

It's gone up three points since I've been watching it.

It's gonna be hot in a minute.

It's great to talk about...

It's great. It speeds up the intimacy level.

It's hard because you know each other so well.

It's just that we don't have anything in common.

It's like moving from Iceland to Finland.

It's like putting the relationship in a time compressor.

It's like two magicians trying to entertain each other.

It's not easy to give the toe.

It's not like Batman, where there's three crooks in the city...

It's not our fault.

It's such a great location and it's so close to the park.

It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today.

It's two bedrooms.

It's up six points.

It's when that floss came flying out of my pocket.

It's wonderful.

It's... This is very difficult.

James, he kills me.

Jer... Oh, hi.

Jerry Seinfeld, I cannot believe you are doing this.

Jerry, are you listening to me?

Jerry, can't you incorporate one unselfish act in your daily routine?

Jerry, come on. You're doing okay now.

Jerry, I'm gonna find your stuff. I'm gonna solve it.

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

Jerry, look at this closet.

Jerry, the stock is the same as when you checked earlier.

Jerry, we'll see you there. Bye, Elaine.

Jerry, you can barbecue back here.

Jerry, you wanna see the place or not?

Jerry?

Jerry? I think I'm on to something.

Just a second. Just let me peek.

Just don't do anything until you hear from me.

Just give it a little more time.

Just imports? No exports?

Just tell me you shrunk it.

Just the business section.

Just two guys will just become friends just because they're two guys.

Know what I mean? Because you send your money out there...

Know what I mean? There is nothing I can do.

Kramer doesn't know anything. He's just my next door neighbour.

Kramerica Industries.

Last week, when I, you know, gave you the phone.

Laughing all the way to the bank. I've never seen anyone actually do it.

Lenny Bruce used to go to him...

Let me be the architect. I can do it. I can do it.

Let me explain to you something, okay?

Let's not forget the radiator.

Let's see, Saturday night we got the Mavericks.

Let's see, that's one TV, a stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR, a computer.

Like a patient gets difficult, you quone him.

Listen, George. A little problem with the game.

Listen, I can't make it to the game tonight.

Listen, if you are feeling uncomfortable about this at all, at all...

Listen, Jerry, this place is falling apart.

Listen, Joel.

Listen, Joel. There's something I have to tell you.

Loni Anderson?

Loni Anderson.

Look at all this great light.

Look at that toe, buddy.

Look at this, look at this. Eggs, out. Coffee, out.

Look at this. I'm walking in it. It's a walk in.

Look, come on. Now, that's not true.

Look, Elaine just wasn't the one.

Look, I can give you these, and you can roll them yourself.

Look, I know I call you too much. Right? I mean, I know.

Look, I'm going to Vermont. I don't wanna think about this.

Look, it's my money.

Look, Jerry, I'm sorry.

Look, just... Can we just forget the whole thing ever happened?

Look, they did this for me before.

Look, Vanessa...

Look, what are you saying? What, you like turkey roll?

Looks like your belt is digesting a small animal.

Ma, will you go already?

Man, I'm telling you, this pizza idea is really gonna happen.

Matter of time now.

Maybe he's there resting.

Maybe I can get an extension cord and hang myself.

Maybe I didn't want to talk to him.

Maybe they came back for Chinese food.

Maybe you asked for it to be washed.

Me too. My cousin had to go back to Boston.

Meeting a friend for lunch. Works in the building.

Men... It's true. Men hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle. Just:

Money's a different thing before you eat.

Morty, that's ridiculous. Just ask Elaine for the number.

Most men like working on things.

My bet? All right.

My idea, my name. Calling it after myself.

My roommate starts rehearsal tonight on Carousel.

My ticket?

Never liked the check at the end of the meal system.

Never.

Next thing I know, I'm in the parking lot!

Nice meeting you.

Nice to meet you.

No crying, no guilt. Winner takes all and that's it. Agreed?

No good. Sorry. There it is.

No meat, no leftovers, no butter.

No problem.

No puffs. Just flakes.

No soft cheeses of any kind.

No, I can't. I can't. I'm stuck.

No, I do not like the bank. I've heard the expression:

No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it.

No, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to challenge that.

No, it's not a big deal.

No, it's not a problem. I can get rid of the apartment this afternoon.

No, it's not that.

No, it's okay.

No, next Wednesday. If it was tonight, I would've said tonight.

No, no, no. You have to approach this as if he was a woman.

No, no, that won't do. He may have a Z.

No, no.

No, no. Forget that. I got a better idea.

No, no. That ought to cover it.

No, that's great. That's terrific.

No, that's probably why...

No, you don't have to challenge that. That's a word.

No! You had wooden teeth!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. As a guy, I don't know how I can break up with another guy.

No. Dry cleaned.

No. He's making a bouillabaisse.

No. I guess she's still mad.

No. I was out of town. I just got back.

No. I'm just getting over an allergy attack.

No. It's got a little battery.

No. The only one I could ask is Elaine. I can't ask her.

No. The waitresslactress. She just got some part...

No. They just want to hang around the area...

No. We need a medical dictionary.

No. What kind is it?

No. Why should we take over your apartment?

No. You couldn't wait to get back to your little conversation.

No. You were talking about the dream you had...

No. You'd be surprised.

Nobody can reach Wilkenson, he hasn't been in his office in three days.

Nobody's told me anything about this...

Not especially.

Not now, 33...

Not working? What are you talking about?

Nothing much. Tuesday?

Nothing? Almost half my money's gone.

Now he's got some new thing, there was supposed to be a big merger.

Now I gotta see him on Wednesday.

Now, I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna borrow some tea.

Now, let's see. On the road, on the road, on the road...

Now, unless they give the crook his copy...

Objection overruled.

Of course he's been in touch with him. He left two messages.

Of course the dry cleaner can respond:

Of course, my apartment is The Actors' Studio...

Of course, they handled my tattoo removal lawsuit.

Oh, by the way, I know about the stuff.

Oh, bye. Good to see you.

Oh, come on, Jerry. I can't believe this!

Oh, come on. It's down again?

Oh, Diane. Diane, come here.

Oh, Elaine called. She said she'd be here at 2:30 and she says:

Oh, God, get me out of here. What a mistak e.

Oh, God, I gotta get out of this.

Oh, he was nervous about something.

Oh, he's a public fornicator.

Oh, hey! Jerry just walked in.

Oh, hi, Joel.

Oh, hi, Joel. Oh, you just came in.

Oh, how do you do? Elaine Benes.

Oh, I am such a jackass.

Oh, it's a great place. It's a two bedroom...

Oh, Jerry.

Oh, look at this one by the bus stop. Jerry, come here. Take a look at this.

Oh, man, this place is incredible.

Oh, no, let's do it now.

Oh, no, no. Tuesday's no good because we've got choir practice.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No, no.

Oh, no. Not now.

Oh, really?

Oh, stop it.

Oh, then I gotta tip him.

Oh, we didn't meet.

Oh, well, you know, I was cooking...

Oh, yeah, right.

Oh, yeah, she's great.

Oh, yeah, sure. Keep your money.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah. Right.

Oh, yeah. Very alert. Warm person.

Oh, yeah...

Oh, you've never heard of it.

Okay, fine. Has Simons been in touch with him?

Okay, fine. When are you going down there?

Okay, I'll give him both tickets.

Okay, I'm gonna check my machine first.

Okay, look. I tell you what. I got Knick tickets. This Wednesday.

Okay, okay, forget it. It's okay. I didn't mean it.

Okay, so, now, is there anything else I need to know about this place?

Okay, what about you?

Okay, what are we doing here? I have seen everything.

Okay, who wants meat loaf?

Okay, you tell me. What is it worth?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Great. That would be...

Okay. Here he is.

Okay. Okay, you win. $40.

Okay. Starting now!

Okay. This is quite a place.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay...

On the right.

Once, twice, three, shoot!

One day, you'll beg me to make your own pie.

One of the main ways that kids resolve any dispute is by calling it.

One of them says, I got the front seat. I wanted it. I called it.

One of them, her total was $8. The other, $3.

One problem in life is...

Our eyes lock.

Out of...

Pamela. Do I know her?

Pamela's birthday party.

People always say, You should have your money working for you.

People are always upset, you know?

People, they really want to make their own pizza pie.

Perfect.

Perhaps they had some sort of a falling out.

Picking someone up at airport, jury duty...

Platonic.

Plus I'm wearing short sleeves. I don't want to expose my tattoos.

Quo? That's not a word.

Quone?

Quone. To quone something.

Quone's not a word.

Railroads.

Really?

Really? That explains it.

Really? Well, what do you design?

Really? What about your apartment?

Really.

Right over there. What are you using, the steel girders down here?

Right? They're cleaning our clothes...

Right? You think that.

Right.

Right.

Right. Thanks. Bye.

Right. You know...