Penn And Teller Soundboard Edit

And I think the first thing I saw Penn do was ride a unicycle in a pair of shorts and mismatched sneakers, wearing no shirt but a tablecloth tied around his neck and juggling.

And the whole deck, one after the other, rises right into the air.

But we are more than that. We are serious magicians who do not need punch lines or gimmicks to get our point across.

First of all, Doug, as a friend, as a fellow magician, I'll give you a little piece of advice. It's 1986. Get a haircut.

I don't applaud. Don't applaud. Remember in your heart the awe you felt at seeing that astonishing skill. Just hold that right there.

I don't say this lightly, but I believe you're cheating.

Is that really your name? David Copperfield, who writes your scripts? Oliver Twist.

Magician couldn't be considered a serious magician if he didn't invent some tricks of his own. So now a trick that Teller invented himself. The amazing bouncing muffin.

Now, when most people think of magic, they picture some greasy guy in a tux with a lot of birds or some aging hippie shoving women into boxes.

OK, Jelly, just it's not worth it. It's just the card trick, man. Give me that damn. OK, man.

OK, we got plenty of time. Let's see a card trick.

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Tell their likes to say that. Magic is the unwilling suspension of disbelief.

Thank you, Ron. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We have Ron introduces his comedy magicians because frankly, some magicians think that's all we are is comedy magic.

That sucker is gone, David. And in short sleeves too.

We all said there, compadre, OK, let's party.

We are here to prove that men that do card tricks are not wimps.

We are indeed the best magicians working today. We are Penn and Teller, no longer comedy magicians, but rather real magicians.

We don't think the magicians are judged by their pocketbooks. We think they're judged by their skill.

When? When parents ask after we do our sewing and half ask me to reassure their children that she'll be alright, I say yes, she'll be alright in the morning. We sent her home in two taxis tonight.

You fooled us.

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