Broad City (2014) - Season 4 Edit

A big one.

A bottle of cough syrup last week.

A janitor at the gym.

A little bit, ahem, safer.

Abbi Abrams, Anthro gal.

Abbi, we need to be honest with each other.

Abbi, you know what?

Abbi, you look great.

Abbi, you're a fucking liar.

Abbi!

Abbi!

Abbi...

Abbi's mom, I'd like to...

Abbi's mom, who is played by Perry Gilpin,

Abs?

Absolutely. Follow me.

Absolutely. Follow me.

Ah, bon soir.

All about fun and games and treats and toys.

All Dunkaroos are expired.

All right, all right.

All right, I smoke... I smoke a lot.

All right, strong core, nice.

All right, we're gonna finish up with some bungee flies

All right! Rock star.

All right. Thanks, Ilana.

All the things I still wanna do.

Also, okay, so I had a couple free hours last night,

Always celebrating cultural, fluid exchanges.

And also containing him into like the manager

And fall.

And fall. The end of summer too.

And finding out just that he like knows the show

And for the blonde pixie spirit, a pork belly hand roll to start.

And having so much fun spending it on myself.

And help you fill out all your paperwork.

And I can already tell, you don't have it.

And I could've just learned to use concealer.

And I just did little designs 'cause I wanted you to see

And I want her to think she's the only person getting a gift today.

And I was just trying to prove that she was here

And I would really love to have one, like,

And I'll be right back, okay? BRB.

And I'm getting really good at it.

And I'm just... numb.

And I'm supplementing anyway with my SAD lamp, happy lamp!

And if we ever have any other female friends...

And if we're being honest, it's more like making like.

And Ilana's heightening of the sad lamp.

And it is working like a charm.

And just because Sex & the City filmed here 25 years ago one time,

And liked it.

And machismo to measure.

And made yourself a little breast egg 'cause who knows if we'll bounce back.

And make it funny and make it active.

And one last thing.

And really, really, I'm not a bitch.

And rehab.

And remember, you are a strong queen.

And so tonight she wants to have, like, a fun night, like, a really fun night.

And that, my friend, is how you 'belt it.

And that's what was gonna happen to her today.

And that's why, actually, I was taking the secret pics of Shania.

And then I realized that they were expired.

And then it would be true or something, I don't know.

And then we're gonna do frozen hot chocolate.

And then, he's ragging on me about my balance?

And what about the cat food?

And what if we promised to learn how to pray?

And when you turn into a Conneti cunt muffin,

And whoever makes the least amount of tips,

And you wanna bring 'em here? No, no, no. Fuck you.

And you will never guess what it is...

And you will never guess who is training here today.

And your glutes, so just...

And your most egregious lie was Shania, 'cause that was to me.

And, like, uh...

And?

And...

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Anthro.

Any Dunkaroos you see are literally from the '90s.

Any questions?

Anything other than my hand?

Anyway, I would go to Soulstice, but I can't.

Anyway... who's this lovely creature?

Are you eating a baked potato?

Are you for real?

Are you guys high on weed?

Are you kidding me right now! Stop it!

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding?

As her own personal hussy hut.

As in she who makes the most tips

As is my general karma.

Ass of an angel.

At a country fair.

At ease, Maria.

At least I'm proactive about my finances.

At this restaurant she's working at.

Aw! (LAUGHING)

Aww... Well, then, cool...dude.

Baby's got a brand new bag.

Back, baby, I'm back!

Bada boom, Marcel.

Bangs growing out are witchy?

Basically, Sunil is your go to guy for any security questions you have.

Bazinga.

Be gone. Get your shit.

Because Brenda was using Sushi Mambeaux

Because he wants to be me so bad.

Because, Lisa, I had a plan of attack, and I climbed that corporate ladder.

Bed bugs don't discriminate.

Being a dog dad is different. It's a lot of responsibility.

Being measured for our weight in bacon

Bevers, Jesus!

Bevers! No! What?

Billy Joel's go to Dave and Busters okay?

Bonjour, listen up, hunties.

Both sets should be finished by the time Amanda's out of the spa weekend.

BOTH: Okay.

Breathe in deep.

Brenda was running a prostitution ring out of Sushi Mambeaux after hours.

Brenda, I'm so sorry!

Brenda, oh, my God, I'm so sorry!

But before I knew it, you quit 'cause you "won Powerball."

But I didn't wanna worry you.

But I don't think we need to do anything too... crazy.

But I gotta warn you, she has a naturally gorgeous body,

But I helped my parents study for their citizenship.

But I started at the company as a cleaner.

But I took the liberty of doing some sketches

But I was talking about Mike and I.

But it also is so him.

But listen, you lied to quit Soulstice, you lied to get out of work today,

But now that I am old money, I gotta start giving it away.

But please pick up some tomorrow.

But thank you.

But the purpose it served, you know,

But they're telling me you don't work here anymore, yo.

But this depression shit, that's next level bitchy,

But this depression shit.

But this is not Billy Joel's go to Dave and Buster's, okay?

But this time...

But to put Ru in the Broad City world,

But tonight, it's winner takes all

But, like, it really scared the shit out of me.

But, like, it's, like, 40 minutes tops to the Founding Fathers.

But, Trey, I texted you a bunch of times and you didn't respond,

But, um, hand wash it only.

But, you know, I get it.

Bye, Abbi.

Bye, guys. Taxi!

Bye, Marcel.

Bye, Trey

Can I interest anybody in a cognake?

Can I please speak to the manager?

Can we stop?

Can you afford that bag?

Can you do me a huge, huge favor and go pick it up for me?

Can you just look for a package for Abbi?

Can you show me the dimensions of your armoire?

Canadian queen of country pop, Shania Twain, dude!

Charlie Rose.

Child, I hope you put your cash in the bank

Clogs, long nails.

Closure.

Collated the logos for your 3:00 p.m.

Come on, Lincoln, my family's turned me away.

Come on, Marcel, please!

Come on, uh!