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Rick and Morty Season 1 Soundboard

Rick and Morty Season 1 Soundboard

Rick and Morty is an American adult animated science fiction sitcom created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Cartoon Network's late-night programming block Adult Swim. The series follows the misadventures of cynical mad scientist Rick Sanchez and his good-hearted but fretful grandson Morty Smith, who split their time between domestic life and interdimensional adventures.

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A bunch of pirates running around it pancreas
Ah you're growing up fast morty you're grown into a real pickthorn straight up into my ass
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Relax morty
All right morty don't break an arm jerking yourself off
Are you guys not freaking out right now the whole house is sitting in another dimension I mean what the hell are we supposed to do my mom mom and dad are going to kill us i'm listening max morning ...
Big star in the sky oxygen rich atmosphere giant testicle monsters
Break the cycle morty rise above focus on science
Can you get to the left nipple are you kidding i'm hoping I can get to both of 'em rick
Cheese man ricks huh
Crap your pants I mean it's a mess out there I got some of my hands morty and then I got it on the dream inceptor and a piece fell in my mouth oh man she seriously
Cute your sisters boss gave me a microscope that would have made me retarded oh boy rick I don't think you're allowed to say that word you know morty i'm not disparaging the differently abled i'm s...
Damn it
Don't don't worry about it let's just to see where this goes
Don't get too big for your loafers buster brown
For sure me and my dad are
Get riggity riggity wrecked son
God damn it I ask you to do one thing
Good morning you real character morning boy yeah I had a really rocky road today morty you're my little friend aren't you we had some good times together morning your real true hero in the field
Ha ha
Have you been drinking rick
He's just a huge asshole
Hideous couple in a bundle of dynamite
How about some skotch whiskey you got any of that around here
I bet you're loving this morty is must be the best day of your life you get to be the mayor if I told you town you're welcome
I love my grandkids psych just kidding when you catch phrases I don't give up
I'm alright OK
I'm mister mee seeks look at me
I'm trying to concentrate
It has been a challenging mating season for bird person
It's about to get a whole lot weirder morty
It's like that old song blah blah panuke noop noop noop noop
Listen Rick I’m taking the wheel
Man I don't give a crap about myself rick let's watch some crazy stuff yo
My man!
No cheese I just gotta go to the bathroom damn
No that doesn't make any sense rick
Nobody exists on purpose nobody belongs anywhere everybody is going to die
Not only do they always have sex with me but you know now they want to eat me afterwards
Now jerry i've got root much much smaller fish to fry
Oh boy what's the opposite of level of a dub dub semi right ladies and gentlemen you guys kidding me
Oh jeez rick
Oh man oh oh jesus
Oh my god
Oh my god it's a living nightmare
Oh shit dog
Oh that sounds like something a chicken would say buck buck buck buck
Outdone yourself who are you kidding me rick this is not OK
Rick and morty go to giant prison you know if somebody drops the soap it's going to land on our heads and crush our spines morty you know it'll be really easy to **** us after that
Show me
So I say good sir oher umfo oh papa to put bubble pop oh
So what do we have here morty looks like I was right and you were wrong huh I bet you feel pretty stupid right about now ha I bet you feel like the world smallest man that you were doubting me
So what you you're just going to give up
Sometimes science is more art than science morty lot of people don't get that
Starboy dog don't even trip
Such a poor use of my time it's beneath me
Summer you can have a party because i'm having a party bitch
Sure why not I don't I don't know
Talk next time you know I mean i'm sitting in here i'm fourteen going to computer in here you know I think I understood you really playing with fire when you burst in here like that man I get it sa...
That was really traumatizing I quit
This is a bunch of bull crap
To me this is all just a bit like when bugs bunny 's with the opera singer for twenty minutes
Totes mah lotes dog
Well I mean I was thinking about it
Well scientifically traditions are an idiot thing
Wha wha what about me Rick?
What a life
What are you talking about rick
What in the hell sex sells morty sex sells what
What is going on rick and freaking out calm down calm down morning but kids you wanna party with calm yourself morning do it more he calm down morty morty you gotta come down morning morning where ...
What people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed it hits hard maury that slowly fades
What the hell was that
What you think jerry
Will you stop saying that it's stupid
Wubba Luba dub dub
Wubba lubba dub dub
Yes and I think the three of us could just you know have a nice time like just hanging out and doing a little bonding with that
Yo DJ drop that beat
You got there walking up the driveway bring me to think well what what thing thing the thing is like buttons on in lights on it be prick that describes everything in your garage
You gotta trust me more
You guys clearly back the wrong conceptual horse
Your boring old morty into a hot fashion statement with some morty dazzlers
Your monster
Your opinion means very little to me