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A shark is attracted to the exact kind of splashing and activity that occurs whenever human beings swim you cannot avoid it
All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all
Ave aye sir! arr jimboy arr!
Boys! oh boys! I think he's come back for his noon feeding
He ate the light
I got that beat I got that beat
I love sharks
I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass!
Look at that that's a bull shark he sc****d me when I was taking samples
No kidding want a pretzel
Now wait a second! wait a second! there are two ways to deal with this problem! you're either gonna kill this animal or you're gonna cut off its food supply
That's a 20 footer twenty five three tons of him
The digestive system of this animal is very slow
There are no major organs remaining
They caught a shark not the shark
Well this is not a boat accident and it wasn't any propeller it wasn't any coral reef and it wasn't jack the ripper it was a shark
What is that thing doing well it's a fish finder
You want a drink drink to your leg i'll drink to your leg okay so we drink to our legs