What About Bob? (1991) Edit

A Baby Step grand action!

A beach ball

A brilliant sociopath...

A dog

A doodle

A frog

A log

A lot of people freeze on TV, dad!

A mass murderer!

A noodle

A patient! A patient!

A what?

Absolutely!

Absolutely!

After I don't kill you, you'll show up again.

After you're back from Fire Island, huh?

Ah wait, wait a second,

Ahh, you see Bob,

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ahoy!

Ahoy! I sail!

Ahoy!?

All I have to do...

All right, I'll call you at 4 o'clock.

All right, it's 2 o'clock

All right, now, I don't want any of you

All right, put him through.

All right! All right!

All right! All right! Gosh!

All right.

All right.

All the art to hang,

Alright, careful, hold it, hold it, wait!

Also,

Am I gonna die?

And Bamby.

And Bob, I'll be back.

And do exactly as I say!

And Doctor Marvin accidently pushed me in,

And don't call me Leo.

And extreme need for family connections,

And follow it to the letter, Doctor's orders.

And go back to New York.

And grabbed it out from under us.

And I can do anything!

And I did!

And I didn't listen,

And I have one patient I'd like to refer to you.

And I put in Leo, I mean Dr Marvin's refrigerator...

And I wasn't any fun,

And I'm a walking proof of that!

And I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me just because you're crazy enough to be fun!

And I'm ready!

And I'm very happy to be on your program.

And if it isn't, call Dr Harmon,

And in the space of the last hour, both of my children

And it feels right because you're leaving.

And Leo Marvin.

And Marie, what is so special about Lake Winnipesaukee?

And move

And my daughter, Anna,

And my son... hmm

And my wife Fay,

And now he's in there,

And now I'd like him to go.

And now, because of this man

And Rita.

And sailing with his family.

And sit in the seat.

And so am I.

And so forth...

And tell him that I'm on hold on the other line, could you please?

And that Bob Wiley was...

And that's my sister, Lily.

And the patient says, well, you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!

And then I'll eat him Bob!

And then Ronny,

And then wait for me in that coffee shop.

And these are our children, Anna and Siggy.

And this is Bob and Bob was just leaving.

And this is Kenneth?

And this is my daughter Anna. Hi.

And those phony bombs mean that...

And those who don't.

And tied up...

And we've been talking with Bob Wiley

And when you get to the hall,

And with Dr Marvin is Bob Wiley

And you don't even know if he likes you or not?

And you know why...

And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck

And younger!

And, I spent the day swimming,

And... my bladder explodes...

Anna accused me of being insensitive.

Anna go get the car right now!

Anna, Anna, Anna!

Anna! Come here please!

Anna?!

Anna...

Anywhere!

Are you afraid of death?

Are you all right?

Are you married?

Are you saying you'd rather work mornings?

Are you sure I'm not imposing?

Aren't I?

Arms out... straight...

As it is for me to appear on Good Morning America.

As long as I'm in my apartment, I'm OK.

As long as it's ok with my doctor?

Attention you need to solve all your problems

Author of the newest sensation in therapy in Baby Steps.

Baby step throughout the office, Baby step throughout the office.

Baby Step to 4 o'clock...

Baby Step to 4 o'clock...

Baby Step to 4 o'clock...

Baby Step to 4 o'clock...

Baby Step to 4 o'clock...

Baby Step.

Baby stepping down the stairs.

Baby stepping down the stairs.

Baby Steps get on the bus..

Baby Steps get on the bus..

Baby Steps in the bus...

Baby Steps in the isle...

Baby Steps in the isle...

Baby steps into the elevator,

Baby steps onto the elevator,

Baby steps out the door,

Baby steps through the office,

Baby steps to the elevator,

Baby steps to the elevator.

Baby steps to the hall.

Baby steps, baby steps,

Baby steps, out of the office.

Baby steps!

Baby Steps?

Baby steps.

Baby steps.

Baby Steps.

Baby Steps...

Baby Steps...

Baby Steps...

Back to you Joan.

Barely...

Barf breath douche mouth!

Bastard dooshbag, twat, numbnuts, dickhead, bitch!

Be he's loven it up here!

Be very quiet!

Because he's a patient!

Because it's time!

Belch breath!

Bend your knees.

Bend your knees.

Bend your knees. Very good.

Better call it a night.

Betty

Betty you know better than that...

Betty, hi!

Big fan of Baby Steps Therapy.

Bill the usual rates for the interview and $29.95 for the book.

Blurred vision, involuntary trembling,

Bob Wiley is your father's patient.

Bob Wiley! I'd like you to meet your new pal, Dr Tomsky.

Bob you saved him!

Bob, Dr Marvin's out of town, and Dr Harmon's taking his calls.

Bob, I can't give out that number.

Bob, I do not see patients on vacation, ever!

Bob, I'd like you to... take a long look around you...

Bob, if this is really an emergency,

Bob, just please...

Bob, rising shine! Come on!

Bob, the doctor patient relationship is based on trust...

Bob, there is a ground breaking new book, that has just come out.

Bob, there's an old saying,

Bob, we agreed that I would call you!

Bob, we'd love for you to spend the night.

Bob, why do you think Leo attacked you like that?

Bob, your behavior is completely inappropriate,

BOB!

BOB!

BOB!

BOB!

Bob!

BOB!

Bob! Bob!

BOB! COME ON BOB! GET UP!

BOB! GET UP!

Bob! You are testing my patience!

Bob?

Bob?

Bob.

Bob.

Bob...

Bob...

Bob... Wiley...

Boob?

Book is not really meant to work that quickly...

Boy they sure do come out of the wood work when you're famous.

Bravo!

Burn Burn Burn!

Burn in hell Dr Marvin!

But a vacation

But can't we just have a little talk?

But don't be mad...

But don't worry, no matter how long it takes, I'm gonna stay on and help out the family. I'll just be the daddy!

But he did leave a note, however,

But he said he lost your number and then it was urgent.

But I'm just worse than usual this time, really bad.

But I'm not a schmuck, Bob!

But I'm staying at the Guttman's When I told them what you said, they insisted.

But I'm staying at the Guttman's When I told them what you said, they insisted.

But I've lost his phone number.

But I've stopped everything in order to teach you how to dive.

But if you shoot me, then our therapy will be over!

But it did work that way. That's the miracle... of...

But it lacks the intensity that you and I generate together.

But maybe, she left me?

But we've been thinking that... however irrational the reasons, Leo is so upset with you right now that,

But when I am, I admit it.

But when I go out, I get... weird!

But with you! Finally, I'm ready!

But you could call him on the other line,

But you said in your office that I could call you Leo.

But you're back!

But,

But, if your friend is a good sailor, and the craft to sea worthy...

But, it reminds me of my favorite poem, which is...

But, with diving, what's the thing?

But!

But...

Butt head!

By the State of New York, I pronounce you man and wife.

Bye Anna!

Bye Bob!

Bye Bob!

Bye Bob!

Bye bye Bob!

Bye bye.

Bye bye... so long!

Bye!

Bye.

Call it a case of show business nerves.

Call me Bob.

Can I speak to you outside for just one second?

Can we talk to him?

Can you hear me?

Can you make sure he's home by 7?

Carswell!

Catherine, that's easy for you to say!

Catherine! You have been duped, by a textbook narcissist.

Cecilia,

Characterized by acute separation with anxiety,

Check it out! I'm in really bad shape!

Cheeeeeeeeeeese!

Cigarette Bob?

Claire, if a Bob Wiley calls, schedule him for a short interview

Close to the edge, that's it! Remember what we learned last year.

Cock a doodle doo!

Cold sweats,

Come back to us!

Come here, look.

Come here.

Come on Bob!

Come on Bob! Come on! Bob.

Come on Bob! Get Up! Bob!

Come on Bob.

Come on dad! We're taking a picture!

Come on please! Please!

Come on sweetheart, he's just a little bit afraid of it!

Come on sweetie.

Come on sweetie. Come on.

Come on toes off, close to the edge.

Come on, come on... turn around!

Come on, here we go.

Come on, take off your robe.

Come on, you know they don't mean it.

Come on! I come so far!

COME ON! IT'S 6 O'CLOCK! RISING SHINE RISING SHINE!

Come up, come up

Congratulations Le... Dr Marvin!

Cool.

Could you get that tomato off there please?

Dad, are you okay?

Dad, can I...

Dad, what happened?

Dad! Where are you?

Dad?

Dad?

Dad's Back! Daddy!

Daddy it's me, Anna!

Daddy you're all right?

Daddy, I was with my friends!

Dead hands, numb lips,

Deal with that hall,

Detective Roberts, from homicide, I have some questions about a Bob Wiley.

Did I say that? I'll drive him!

Did you find a tooth brush?

Did you get him out of the lake?

Did you see me dive dad?

Did you see me dive?

Did you see that? Here, I'm gonna do it again!

Didn't I tell you? I sailed on my first try.

Difficulty breathing, difficulty swallowing,

Dingleberry butt!

Do a lot of people use this car?

Do I?

Do we have enough to feed the entire film crew here?

Do we work afternoons?

Do you Bob Wiley take Lily Marvin, to be your lawful wedded wife, to love honor and cherish 'til death do you part?

Do you care which bed?

Do you ever heard of turrets syndrome?

Do you freeze up and, turn into wood when you're around a good looking guy

Do you have a Dacron pillow?

Do you know him?

Do you know how fast time goes?

Do you Lily Marvin take Bob Wiley to be your lawful husband, to love honor and cherish 'til death do you part?

Do you want to come sailing with me on my friend George's boat?

Doctor

Doctor

Doctor Leo Marvin!

Doctor Leo Marvin?

Doctor Marvin!

Doctor Marvin!

Doctor Marvin!

Doctor Marvin! Doctor Marvin!

Doctor Marvin's wife.

Doctor, it's Betty again,

Doctor, it's your wife on the phone

Doctor!

Does it work?

DOH!

Don't break the connection, just hang up and try again!

Don't give me pills... I already have pills.

Don't panic, I know what to do!

Don't think about everything you have to do

DON'T TOUCH MY SISTER!

Don't worry, I got him.

Don't worry.

Don't you get it? He faked suicide!

Don't you realize, that everything he's done,

Don't you understand? This man is crazy!

Dorothy,

Dr Albert Schweitzer,

Dr Harmon is covering for me

Dr Leo is a genius!

Dr Leo Marvin!

Dr Leo Marvin.

Dr Marvin is on vacation in New Hampshire.

Dr Marvin to see Dr Tomsky.

Dr Marvin,

Dr Marvin, Bob can we have you for a minute in please?

Dr Marvin, Bob Wiley.

Dr Marvin, Dr Marvin, guess what!

Dr Marvin, how's the weather up there?

Dr Marvin, please don't be angry, this is Bob.

Dr Marvin, this is Betty at your exchange,

Dr Marvin, what a great idea!

Dr Marvin!

Dr Marvin!

Dr Marvin! I'm sailing!

Dr Marvin.

Easy fellow, we're almost there.

Elevator?

Especially you Betty.

Even if you do it as an accident, it's OK.

Even though you are an almost paralyzed,

Every single time a problem arises,

Everybody, let's go...

Everyone in the car! Come on!

Exactly 4 o'clock! It's better. Okay

Exactly how does Baby Steps work on someone like Bob?

Exactly how it could help.

Exactly what kind of case is it Carswell? He's not psychotic is he?

Exactly!

Exactly!

Except when he's up here in Lake Winnipesaukee.

Excuse me doctor, but there is a Dr. Carswell Fensterwald on the phone.

Excuse me officer...

Excuse me Phil, but with these particular symptoms, is PROZAC the right choice?

False alarm.

False alarm... sorry.

Family conference is over.

Family conference!

Family conference!

Fay and Anna and Siggy, come here! Oh, Fay... I'm ahh... can they?

Fay, Anna, would you please excuse us?

Fay, are we sitting down?

Fay, don't you get it, he's a patient!

Fay, I have to go, just another colleague on the phone.

Fay, I need your opinion, rifle or bust?

Fay, this is so scrumptious.

Fay, you know where my new tooth brush is?

Fay!

Fay?

Fay...

Fellows, I have convulsions, my bladder is feeling funny!

Fever blisters,

Fine, Lenny let's not shoot this fireplace. Let's set up over here and shoot.

Fingernail sensitivity,

For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow,

For instance, um...

For the first time in my life, I feel like there's hope.

For the first time since Esalen, I feel free!

For yesterday,

For your hospitality

Free!

Free!

Free!

Free!

Free!

From all the horror in this world, what difference does it make?

From my problems.

From my problems.

Geronimo!

Get a handle on things.

Get back! Get back!

Get in the car!

Get out of the car!

Get out of this room,

Get out!!

GET OUT!!

Get Out...

Gil...

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, I need, I need, I need!

Give me...

Go ahead Bob.

Go ahead.

Go to the bus station, buy yourself a ticket home

Go to the Edge!

Go to the emergency room.

Go to the ER, but please, do not call me here again.

Going on national television tomorrow as an expert in human behavior,

Good bye Bob.

Good bye dear.

Good Bye Mary.

Good bye rat dick suck nut!

Good bye, Bob!

Good Bye, Bob!

Good Bye.

Good Morning America will be here at 7 o'clock!

Good Morning America's here!

Good morning Doctor Marvin!

Good Morning Dr Marvin, Bob.

Good Morning Gil.

Good night fellows. Mrs M?

Good, glad we're all in agreement,

Good.

Good.

Green puking piss ant!

Gretchen,

Had a little car trouble.

Had committed suicide.

Hah!

Halcium, Seconol?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MARVIN!

Happy birthday Leo!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO!

Happy birthday Leo!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Harder! Maybe with your knee more!

Have a great vacation family!

Have a seat.

Have patience...

Have told me that they hate me.

He actually had me stay here last night in his jammies.

He bought our dream house!

He can borrow my slicker!

He can't believe what's going on.

He didn't dive?

He draws a picture of a tree, what do you think of that one?

He is FUN!

He just needs someone brilliant, Leo.

He mentioned the name Betty

He pays early, he comes on time.

He probably just want you to beat it, that's all.

He probably just want you to dive, because you're afraid of diving.

He swoop down with his bag full of money,

He was a very sweet guy,

He won't see me, that's why I'm waiting for the phone call.

He won't see you?

He... a bowl... he's been locked in for about 8 hours!

He's a patient. He lives down the road.

He's a sweet guy!

He's about to scream.

He's already called Dr Marvin, twice, he's your next appointment.

He's been under a lot of stress, Fay,

He's dying!

He's furious.

He's just a little bit nervous about his interview tomorrow.

He's never gone!!

He's not at the dock!

He's not downstairs!

He's not gone! That's the all point!

He's perfectly harmless! Maybe a little neurotic, but

He's says Good Morning America is definitely coming to Lake Winnipeusaukee.

He's turning blue!

Hello

Hello Bob!

Hello Bob.

Hello Doctor Marvin!

Hello Leo! Long time no see!

Hello Mary, I'm Bob.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Here he comes, Thursday night 7 o'clock, don't forget OK? Bye bye

Here is the fam'. The Marvins.

Here you go, come on, hang tight fella.

Here's the one who made it happen.

Hey No! No! No!

Hey, paper boy, this was on the porch.

Hey, you're Bob Wiley aren't you?

Hey! Didn't I see that guy on TV?

Hi Bob!

Hi Bob!

Hi, nice to meet you.

Hi!

Hi! I'm Bob!

Hi! I'm Marie Grady.

Hi! You're Anna, aren't you?

Hi.

His book, his interview, which frankly, didn't go so well...

Hit him harder! Jump higher!

Hmm... great biscuits huh Bob?

Hold on a second honey.

Honey,

Honey,

Honey, he can't walk in this!

Honey, I love you! Breath!!

Honey, it's just kids being kids.

Honey, relax!

Honey, we have enough to feed the entire network.

Honey, you're a mess! Are you all right?

Honey! Where's Bob?

Hot sweats,

How about it?

How long have you been a patient of Dr Marvin's?

How many ways can I make that clear?

How much is this?

How would you feel about you and me having a little talk?

How?

How's your brood?

Hum, Bob, Tell us your impressions of Baby Steps.

Hurry, Hurry!

I am going to blow you up!

I can help you, yes.

I can only hold him for 24 hours Leo, without staff corroboration.

I can't believe I'm hearing this!

I can't Bob, at this time, give you the kind of the****utic

I can't trust you anymore.

I can't, Dr Marvin doesn't want...

I can't, I'm totally paralyzed!

I certainly hope you appreciate him.

I didn't ear it go off!

I didn't realize you were in a straight jacket!

I do!

I don't even think Dr Marvin know what the heck's going on,

I don't get upset!

I don't know if it will help, but, try.

I don't know! He's been tense today,

I don't like being a party poop but tomorrow is very important

I don't think it's such a good idea to have a patient on with me.

I don't understand...

I don't want Bob for dinner Fay.

I don't want Bob for dinner. Fay!

I don't want to be rude, but maybe it's time for Bob to sing his way home!

I don't want to have to see this! No please!

I don't want to hear another peep out of this room!

I doubt that!

I dove!

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful

I feel good.

I feel like I can be somebody.

I got it.

I got so excited I forgot to bring you with me!

I gotta go to work

I had every right to buy this house!

I have a Bob Wiley on the line

I have a real big problem moving.

I have an urgent call from your sister

I have no idea what I'm going to wear on the TV show,

I have no ther plans.

I have not!

I have problems, the same as anyone else.

I have problems.

I have to speak with him right away, it's urgent...

I have trouble touching things.

I have Valium if you need it.

I just let the boat do the work, that was my secret.

I just never gave up hope!

I knew coming up here was the right thing to do...

I know a great teacher.

I know it should be in the bathroom but it is not in the bathroom!

I know it was meant to be!

I know that Betty,

I know that Betty,

I know that I shouldn't be calling...

I know we can't work. But let's get the friendship going.

I know you don't like flattery but,

I know you won't listen to your father, but you always listen to me.

I mean it.

I mean what's with him and diving?

I mean, for all we know, the guy could be a...

I mean, GET OUT!

I mean, I nearly drowned. My whole life flashed before my eyes.

I need a bowl!

I need feedback!

I said... Good Morning Gil.

I sail now?

I sail?

I saw your picture, I'm Bob!

I see.

I think Bob and I have something to talk about.

I think both looks are wonderful, sweetie!

I think I do look younger than that picture.

I think I'd like to spend a little time with you,

I think it's a fireplace shot.

I think the greatest challenge aside for the writing,

I think the greatest challenge to me, aside from writing, was inviting...

I think there's really only 3 names

I thought about what you said!

I thought I made it clear to you,

I thought I told you to stay away from Bob Wiley!

I thought you were born grown up daddy!

I thought you were dead!

I told him that Doctor,

I told you, I like the rifle, I think it's a symbol of virility.

I walk through the kitchen...

I want some peace and quiet!

I want to apologize to you for that terrible outburst

I want to think about my interview tomorrow!

I want you out of here by 6:30 do you understand me?

I want you to get on that bus and go back to New York.

I want you to take that prescription out

I was 6 like yesterday...

I was a total disaster

I was certainly wasn't ready for Malestine or Miller or Hill.

I was insensitive,

I was supposed to call Dr Marvin,

I was thinking of something by the fire?

I will negotiate and I will compromise... but defeat?

I will not apologies to Bob.

I will not be defeated!

I worked very hard to get where I am, you understand me?

I worry about diseases, so,

I would like you all to accept my apology.

I'd love one.

I'll apologies to Bob.

I'll be peace.

I'll be quiet.

I'll call you!

I'll get it!

I'll get the phone, I'll get the phone.

I'll have to ask him some questions too.

I'll see you in a month.

I'll see you in New York, in my office

I'll take it from here!

I'll take it from here!

I'm a big fan, I watch your stuff all the time!

I'm a failure.

I'm a sailor! I sail!

I'm all by myself.

I'm all locked up!

I'm all tied up inside...

I'm all tied up...

I'm anxious because I haven't figured out how to get food yet,

I'm Baby Stepping... I'm doing the work!

I'm baby stepping... I'm not a slacker!

I'm Betty.

I'm Bob,

I'm completely alone.

I'm crazy about you.

I'm divorced.

I'm doing the right thing!

I'm expecting a phone call!

I'm Fay Marvin.

I'm Fay.

I'm fine! Really, thank you for asking! I'm fine now!

I'm giving you back your admitting form, Leo,

I'm giving you permission to take a vacation, Bob.

I'm going to die!

I'm going to die...

I'm gonna do it right now.

I'm gonna do it right now.

I'm gonna explode!

I'm happy again...

I'm Home!

I'm Howy Catrell the director. And this is our producer Lenny Burns.

I'm in the elevator,

I'm married, Leo!

I'm not gonna let go until you're ready OK?

I'm not gonna shoot you Bob! I don't think I can shoot anybody!

I'm not ready. You hear me? I'm not ready! Don't drop me! I'm not ready!

I'm not worried about that in the least! I'm sure your entire staff will corroborate!

I'm on vacation at lake Winnipesaukee!

I'm on vacation!!

I'm relaxed!!

I'm sailing!

I'm sailing!

I'm sailing!

I'm sailing!

I'm sailing!

I'm singing in the rain...

I'm sorry about barging in here like this.

I'm sorry Da... Leo... Dr Marvin.

I'm sorry dad.

I'm sorry Leo.

I'm sorry Mr Wiley, but Dr Marvin's out of...

I'm sorry to disturb you but,

I'm sorry, don't be mad,

I'm sorry.

I'm sure he can help you.

I'm sure that you can see

I'm truly sorry.

I'm very excited!

I've got the greatest vacation with you all!

I've never been on a boat, and I don't think I can handle it!

I've never seen him like this, Phil...

If anyone here, knows any reason why these two should not be joined together in the holy matrimony

If I don't...

If I fake it, then I don't have it!

If I knew where you were.

If I meet somebody that I don't think likes me, I say to myself, Bob, this one's just temporarily out of order.

If I really need to, I can have somebody from NHPD to drop by.

If I...

If there's anyone I know who could win the Nobel Prize, it's you.

If you drop me, I'll prosecute!

In 2 hours.

In his house.

In Lake Winnipesaukee, New Hampshire

In my home, I'd like you to call me Dr Marvin.

In my office after Labor Day.

In one month!

In order to get out of the building,

In public places it's almost impossible.

In the House.

In your methods.

In...

Intensive psychotherapy.