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Bob's Burgers - Season 12

Bob's Burgers - Season 12

Bob's Burgers is a delightful and hilarious animated television show that has captivated audiences since its premiere in 2011. Known for its clever humor and lovable characters, the show has become a fan-favorite, eagerly anticipated by viewers of all ages. As we eagerly anticipate the release of Season 12, let's explore the world of Bob's Burgers and what we can expect from this upcoming season.

First and foremost, let's introduce the talented cast that brings these eccentric characters to life. The central family, the Belchers, is voiced by an incredible ensemble. Bob, the main character and the owner of the family restaurant, is voiced by the incredibly talented H. Jon Benjamin. Linda, Bob's loving and quirky wife, is voiced by John Roberts, bringing her infectious enthusiasm to each episode. The Belcher kids consist of Tina, the socially awkward but endearing teenager, voiced by Dan Mintz; Gene, the energetic and musically inclined middle child, voiced by Eugene Mirman; and Louise, the mischievous and cunning youngest child, voiced by Kristen Schaal. Together, this extraordinary cast creates a dynamic and lovable family that keeps us coming back for more.

As for Season 12 of Bob's Burgers, little is known about what adventures the Belchers will embark on, but one thing is for certain: hilarity will ensue. We can expect more side-splitting moments as Bob tries to maintain his struggling burger joint while handling his eccentric customers. Linda will undoubtedly continue to exhibit her unflinching support for Bob, often in outrageous and unpredictable ways. The Belcher kids will also find themselves in peculiar situations, navigating the complexities of growing up while providing endless laughter for viewers.

One of the highlights of Bob's Burgers is its fantastic music, which often takes center stage throughout the series. Whether it's Gene's catchy tunes or a memorable musical number involving the entire family, the show never fails to impress with its innovative and entertaining songs. This aspect of the show adds a unique and endearing layer to the already hilarious episodes. Fans of the show will be happy to know that they can play and download these wonderful sounds, creating their own musical moments to enjoy whenever they please.

In terms of animation style, Bob's Burgers has a distinct and charming look. The show's creators, Loren Bouchard and Jim Dauterive, have crafted a visually striking world that perfectly complements the humor and quirkiness of the characters. The attention to detail and vibrant colors contribute to the show's overall appeal, immersing viewers in the Belcher's world with each episode.

Bob's Burgers has garnered critical acclaim and a devoted fanbase over the years, proving that it has a special place in the hearts of many. Its relatable characters, zany adventures, and sharp wit make it a standout show in the realm of animated television. As we eagerly await the release of Season 12, it's safe to say that fans will not be disappointed. And with the ability to play and download the show's incredible sounds, viewers can relive their favorite moments over and over again, experiencing the joy and laughter that Bob's Burgers brings to our screens.

So get ready, Bob's Burgers enthusiasts, for another season filled with laughter, music, and the delightful antics of the Belcher family. Season 12 is sure to be a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that will leave us craving more.

A 20‐second pull from the soft serve machine, ah?
A Are there cabs?
A Are you okay? Can I come in?
A big cup. A nice cup.
A big fat nothing sandwich
A big fight broke out over who gets
A Big John?
A Big John? Because we have diarrhea."
A booger‐shaped shadow.
A bottle cap on his nose.
A bottle of wine would be a nice send off gesture.
A box full of old family stuff.
A bunch of paper clips, a granola bar
A bunch of sandwich stuff and he's gonna
A bunch of the skin is falling off.
A Christmas double threat.
A cozy trap, like beanbag chairs.
A crowbar? A baseball bat?
A dark, dark place.
A debilitating fear of public speaking.
A different card from Tina?
A dinosaur couple. But also never mind.
A family coming back, reliving memories and the life
A free foot‐long taco dog?
A front row couch seat to a sneak preview
A good smashing mirror anyway,
A gun that makes fire? Yes, please.
A guy died without a will and at the funeral
A hard mold, and one of Ms. Padaro's coins.
A lady who plays the accordion?
A lawyer delivered this to me to give to you.
A legit one. "I hereby promise
A little announcement before we begin.
A little bit of poop came out, too.
A little consortium of fun and flirty dead people together
A little crafty last night.
A little desk underneath, and then
A little early this year, didn't you?
A little intense on the last one.
A little plaque that says "Teddy." For your, uh, stool.
A little push. (grunting)
A little quick, but sure, why not?
A little sad but nice. He's not too sad.
A little secret security feature.
A little souvenir. Better than a pad eye.
A little tiny fire in her house?
A little visit, see if he sent us those letters.
A little. A lot. Very hard.
A little. But what I should've realized
A locker pirate? Or a nice old nanny
A lot of the pictures I take are kind of blurry‐‐
A lot of times, they'll torpedo it.
A moldy but a goodie.
A neighborhood Secret Santa?
A new complicated way to eat jelly beans.
A new Wagstaff Whaler model ship thingy?
A nice grassy double plot on a hill.
A pair of glittery binoculars.
A pretty great and probably way more accurate idea
A real bad night.
A real lip loofah.
A selfie of a heavily made‐up teen?
A side salad is included with your meal.
A small device not a camera
A spider monkey?
A super rare, out of print Toodle‐Loo Records
A thing that makes noises
A touch of the nibbles.
A tree almost fell on you?
A very important Thanksgiving job:
A Weedwacker salesperson came by.
A yin yang and four lightning bolts.
A‐And it's the only picture I took
A, uh, wedgie that needs tackling?
Aah, no! You got to be kidding me.
Aah! First I destroy the last piece of precious
Aah! If you're hinting for us to leave,
Aah! Make it stop!
Aah! No!
Aah! Oh! Everything's fine.
Aah! Tammy.
Aah! Tangle.
Aah! They're onto us!
Aah! This is Blue's Clues all over again.
About a dance three years from now as you are, right?
About balancing stuff on our noses.
About Courtney, not the chicken bones.
About England. I think it's called Queen Time.
About getting a studio apartment for one.
About gift certificates?
About girly stuff like makeup and being pretty anyway?
About her crystal.
About how great his new house is.
About how to build loft beds.
About how you're really good at air hockey?
About lying to get out of class.
About missing out on candy or inside jokes?
About my late wife's cornbread recipe.
About Pumpkin Carving Contests"
About shutting down the Wow or Weird segment.
About teens and drinking.
About the good ol' days?
About the prom, I'm sure you're gonna go
About the whole forking thing, huh?
About this whole "am I pretty" thing,
About Tina?
About to start shortly,
About us being bots on the run.
About us needing to step it up in class.
About your mother.
About, you know, Mom and stuff.
Above the mashed potatoes. Uh, I'll just take that.
Abso cuz lutely.
Accidentally forked that jerk Joey.
Across the board, sixes.
Actually kind of an okay teacher?
Actually, Gayle's here and we're drinking some wine
Actually, I did. I dreamt I had hair down to my butt
Actually, I think I'm just so, so tired.
Actually, I was thinking
Actually, I'd still eat it.
Actually, I'm not that good at folding towels.
Actually, is it okay if we do four?
Actually, it was a little fast.
Actually, it was many trees.
Actually, no, I can still see the ferry guy looking at us.
Actually, no.
Actually, Pop Pop will be too busy looking at
Actually, the hardest part was getting signed out.
Actually, this was the finale before the finale.
Actually, we're trained to just let 'er rip.
Actually, you know, if you guys are free...
Actually, you're a tween.
Adult boys enjoy lips that are colored in, right?
After I fell off the ship.
After not thinking for very long,
After the photographer takes her pictures,
After they started calling me Death by Chocolate.
After you get some sleep. At ground level.
After you took your picture‐‐ maybe you want
After‐school slushies and after‐school Half House?
Again, I'm so sorry.
Again, this is Tina. Send.
Age is in the eye of who's lying about it.
Ah, fine. He's got nothing for us.
Ah, forgot to mention, the new seat isn't coming
Ah, I don't know. I'm just not sure
Ah, I don't want to bother them.
Ah, I'll just bring it back some other time.
Ah, it's locked. The plot thickens.
Ah, just pick the lock.
Ah, pamphlets to display at hotels and airports‐‐
Ah, poop.
Ah, stuff your fancy down your pantsy with that talk.
Ah, that's fine. Enjoy the sink.
Ah, the lovely, stinky ocean.
Ah, the teenage pubin' ninja turtles.
Ah, yeah. Get in there, fructose.
Ah, you got roped into that, huh?
Ah!
Ah! And that voice. Everyone on that side.
Ah! Stop it!
Ah. Sorry. They just gave us coins.
Ah. Who are you people?
Ah. Whoa, what was that?
Aha! Suddenly Mr. "I Don't Know Anything
Aha. Lead us to them, funky ringtone.
Aka party.
Alex will be fine.
ALEX: So, I made a pretend grocery list.
ALEX: Yup.
Alex! Hi, uh...
All alone? On prom?
All amazing ideas.
All carefully typed out on business paper.
All day in the restaurant?
All my newly acquired vintage Burobu cards
All of Joey's family out on the family tree?
All of our after‐school be‐a‐dumb‐adult project time,
All of Pop Pop's eyes and ears on me.
All over that fancy stuff.
All right, all right. We're on our way.
All right, beach clean‐up people.
All right, Bob, here we go!
All right, come on, come on. Let's give this to Teddy
All right, cut the wheels this way.
All right, everyone got their rope?
All right, fine, I was at Kids Club.
All right, hang on. I'm coming around.
All right, how about you stir the cranberry sauce?
All right, I got to go.
All right, I need everyone to imagine
All right, I'll have some chicken!
All right, I'm all warmed up.
All right, if you're in here,
All right, let's frost my tips.
All right, let's just clean this up
All right, let's just start plowing through these.
All right, limo racers, we're ready to get started.
All right, Louise. (singsongy): It's time.
All right, Mom. How are we gonna unring this bell?
All right, my family. It's getting late.
All right, sit here. Relax. Breathe.
All right, so, I think I did pretty good candy‐wise.
All right, we're closing for a little bit.
All right, we're gonna start off
All right, well, start wiping menus
All right, when I say go,
All right, who can tell me what that building is? Chloe.
All right!
All right!
All right! ♪ Makin' plans for bein' dead! ♪
All right! My Christmas DJ is back!
All right.
All right. Fine. I like ribs.
All right. Good luck.
All right. Mom and Dad's room. Maybe Phoebe likes
All right. Okay, so I write everyone's name,
All right. So long, Phoebe.
All right. Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle.
All that diarrhea talk shook something up in there.
All the cousins are coming.
All the lights are off, and he's not answering the doorbell.
All the resources of the forest for their own planet
All the Thanksgiving fun.
All the time, tired.
All the way to the three‐quarter Wonka.
All this food up and put it on ice.
All this trash is from Wonder Wharf.
All this week, working on the Life Skills project,
All those years ago and forked my grandfather?
All through Christmas?
All we have to do is loft her bed.
All you got to do is yell and scare them
All you have to do is agree to help out on the crew
All you need to know now is that it involves
ALL: ♪ Bedtime is me time ♪
ALL: ♪ Bedtime is me time. ♪
ALL: Aw. What a wonderful birthday.
ALL: Huh?
ALL: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
ALL: Yay!
Allow me to demonstrate.
Almost got it.
Almost one gram.
Also feel bad about getting the party canceled
Also our fake Frisbee got stuck in a tree.
Also the only night in limo racing.
Also what's with the bag?
Also, at any given moment, I can't see
Also, at the end of the unit, we'll have a huge symposium,
Also, beanstalks aren't trees,
Also, Bob said he can stay open longer
Also, breaking news‐‐
Also, cemeteries can be haunted.
Also, doesn't the couch look better over there?
Also, everyone feel free to learn how to do laundry.
Also, I actually can't watch
Also, I don't know how we're gonna get them
Also, I don't think we have stuff for nachos.
Also, I haven't brushed my teeth in four weeks.
Also, I hope the twigs are to your liking.
Also, I kicked a ball really hard in P.E.
Also, I need him to sing the last line of the song.
Also, I saw him yell at a tree once.
Also, I think Courtney really needs this.
Also, I think it's the hottest thing I've ever seen?
Also, I was alone.
Also, I'm a deep sleeper. What if I'm not even dead
Also, I'm nervous.
Also, I'm pretty sure Louise and Tina
Also, I'm really enjoying your house's warm air
Also, it is a camera.
Also, it might feel cool
Also, it's all about to go rotten.
Also, Mom and Dad don't like us to leave the house
Also, my license is suspended 'cause I let my cat drive.
Also, my pumpkin was way better than yours.
Also, now I'm worried about disappointing our mailman
Also, Santa doesn't allow grooving in his shop.
Also, she asked me about the crystal
Also, that's just a stick.
Also, the running time is about an hour, so strap in!
Also, there's the whole "seven years bad luck" thing.
Also, to no one in particular, Mayday! Run! Run away!
Also, uh, maybe I didn't want to bring Mom up
Also, we don't play any instruments,
Also, yeah, she goes to bed at 5:30.
Also, yeah, you could use it.
Also, you can't steal something off a navy ship.
Also, you got to go,
Also, you should be in bed, where we thought you were.
Also...
Although I kind of need to make money.
Although maybe I should get rid of you after this.
Alumn‐I'd love to!
Always got to bring it back to a dead person, huh, Mort?
Am I doing it? It feels crazy!
Am I dreaming or did I hear sleepover at Mom's?
Am I not being a girl right or something?
Am I not saying that clearly?
Amazing alu... (coughs)
Amazing benefits, and I like the hat.
Amidst this drudgery, the bots
An active volcano.
An adult?
An artsy‐fartsy puzzle.
An easy, laid back evening of security guarding,
An hour tops. Six drinks.
And "Saving Private Rear Ends."
And a bunch of satisfied bon fa‐faunts.
And a couple of floppy disks.
And a deep knowledge of the American songbook.
And a guy who was kind of mean.
And a huge cup of coffee in the other.
And a model for a bikini corporation.
And a third category we'll call "unspeakables."
And about going with Jimmy Jr.
And accidentally stabs Joey in the hand!
And added another order of fries.
And after the totally understandable
And Alex is gonna be mad at me forever!
And all of a sudden, I wasn't Hockey Queen anymore.
And all of us flying through the air, and it says,
And also kind of really liked the class
And also like, "I'm cool."
And also the password for his laptop.
And also today
And also unconventionally handsome.
And also, you know, it's not that fun.
And an older kid is telling us to do it.
And and and what if no one asks me to prom?
And and it says "perishable" on the box, and "Alaska."
And and, Gayle, you're a great sister.
And apparently the shoulder pads are out of control.
And arrange it a little bit.
And as you know, I am not a strong shoe‐tier.
And ask them these questions.
And at my house before that
And baked into bread that made people sick
And be like, "I don't have to see
And be who they are, and that's okay.
And becomes an artificial reef for fish and sea monsters,
And Billy Bandana's briefcase and see if they feel the same.
And blast off!
And Bob can't stand it!
And branches for firewood
And break into Tammy's locker.
And bring your brother and sister
And by "everyone," I mean Tammy, Jimmy Jr., Jocelyn and Zeke.
And by "flare," I mean rage.
And by "something," I don't mean nicotine gum
And call customer support for lock picking?
And can I be the one to push the button?
And cause a ruckus with some locals?
And Cinnamony Crickets in the same bite.
And Cinnamony Crickets.
And close your eyes and just listen?
And constantly combing it.
And constantly going into the bathroom
And coughs on you while you're taking tests.
And Courtney and Doug are so fun.
And cry in the closet until I throw up?
And Daedalus tells Icarus,
And dance around the town?
And did you... get your bodies straightened?
And didn't get called on because sitting in a circle
And didn't made a video about it?
And difficult this is gonna be?
And dip a cracker in it.
And do a solo no roommate a‐dull‐t project.
And do some backup dancing,
And do something fun.
And do something nice for yourself?
And don't bring up childbirth.
And don't eat all the red ones.
And don't put him in a turtleneck! He hates that!
And don't say Ken because he's not real.
And don't worry, I'm taking good care of it.
And dreams die.
And during peak crystal business hours.
And each do our own thing.
And enjoy the napkins.
And everybody made me feel weird about it.
And everybody wins.
And everyone else isn't, and they're still trying to do it.
And everyone keeps giving me the evil eye.
And everyone said it was the best name ever.
And everyone woke up and saw it. It was not great.
And everyone would blame you and be mad?
And everything at the community center is donation‐based.
And everything smells.
And everything's fine. This is a restaurant.
And feathers sticking out of your backpack?
And feel them out.
And figure out who sent 'em, and I think
And finish your microgreens project.
And for it to be exactly that long.
And for talking to each other about life and stuff.
And for the low, low price of fifty cents,
And for the record, that was my first time juggling oranges.
And free drinks. Come on.
And fries, I think.
And fun party activities in those stories?
And get a few things we need. Uh, Louise and Tina,
And get Jen to take us over there stat.
And get out of here.
And get ready to get an average grade in this class.
And get sent back to second grade?
And get some other stuff anyway.
And get to the teachers' lounge while the coffee's still hot.
And getting a box of ugly produce every week.
And getting into some heavy duty budgeting?
And give her the greatest Mother's Day dinner of all time.
And give him a little spritz.
And glammery soul!
And grass and stuff,
And green bean smells.
And guess who else has a right to be annoyed?
And had them sent to you guys as a thank you.
And had to get rescued. Big deal.
And have her knighted or something.
And have to start drinking the less cheap wine.
And have you noticed that she's gorgeous?
And he changed his Netflix password.
And he flies way up in the sky, and sure enough,
And he lofted his bed,
And he looks good in everything.
And he mopped the same spot all day.
And he put a little love seat under there.
And he was like, "I definitely have not been
And he was trying to save up to buy
And he wears a jean jacket.
And he'd ask for stuff like apples
And he's a super‐obsessive collector.
And he's looking at me like, "I can see you."
And he's the human.
And heads were a turnin'.
And her breathing's getting deep and weird.
And her car was so clean.
And her partner in wand crime. It's a poop storm.
And here are your new character sheets.
And here you go.
And here's the kicker: it's pouring rain.
And here's the living room that always looks this clean.
And hey, don't let anybody tell you spiders are bad.
And hide behind the trash can in your lane,
And his sister Claudia, my sweet little grandmother,
And hit 'em with a bag of oranges.
And hold that window shut.
And hopefully not get hit too hard in my pee place
And houseplants. It's very insulting.
And how about these glove balloons, huh?
And how annoyed they always were with everyone.
And how many times you get up at night to pee?
And I also went into the bathroom,
And I am a 500‐year‐old wizard!
And I am, again, anonymous.
And I bet she had a great time at the prom.
And I can see you when I'm sitting on the toilet.
And I can't escape it 'cause I live here.
And I could be a little better at asking you things.
And I could swing it like nobody's business
And I didn't go
And I don't even care who sees."
And I don't have enough places to hide them.
And I don't judge you for that, but the wands they give out?
And I don't know if you know this,
And I don't think I should lend it out.
And I don't want to be forward, but I might
And I don't want to mess with that, you know?
And I feel like I've known you all my life.
And I feel like it's our duty
And I found them, like, right away.
And I get weird phlegm in my mouth.
And I got you in the book.
And I guess I really admire that about you.
And I guess they all got the same tattoo.
And I have a lot of questions about the cornbread.
And I have my Mom's phone,
And I have Sprite. You like Sprite?
And I have to hike in
And I hear Ms. Padaro is pretty generous with the "prizolas."
And I heard a crack and, all of a sudden, the tent collapsed
And I heard she entered the contest,
And I heard you snoring.
And I hope whoever's living here helps us move the furniture.
And I I tried to cover it up with a cough,
And I I was hoping Jimmy Jr. would be excited about prom.
And I just couldn't let it happen.
And I know you like her, but I don't like her
And I love calling it T‐Day.
And I love to spend time with her alone
And I made you feel bad. And I'm sorry.
And I made you that way, so I'm, like, the best mom in the world.
And I mess up my note cards and...
And I might have kind of shouted,
And I must have put it down inside the truck.
And I only have twenties.
And I peed on her bike. But I shouldn't have.
And I promise we'll order lots of food and drinks.
And I realized that it's not her fault the erasers are bad.
And I really have to do it,
And I said "What, Tina?"
And I said I was enjoying it very much.
And I sat on a bunch of cigarette butts. Yeah.
And I saw an ad of a guy with a big beard
And I saw you out here so I got a bathroom pass.
And I sleep in the clouds like the gods!
And I started looking for our dream apartment:
And I still don't think it needs a drop shadow.
And I think I love you more than my mom.
And I think I may have left my briefcase.
And I think I'm fixed now,
And I think it's fine you didn't shower.
And I thought we could use a little bonding
And I want you to be happy.
And I wanted to find a picture of her, and I found this.
And I was fighting with someone from high school online,
And I was just about to enjoy a nice twirl in the sunlight.
And I was kind of hoping maybe you and Gene could come with me?
And I was like, "Hello! That's like asking,
And I was like, "Just be positive, girl."
And I was like, "What took you so long?"
And I was like, "Whatever." Wait a minute.
And I was scared out of my mind about serving,
And I watched a spider make a web
And I went back and I beat that guy,
And I went home a winner with a wet bra.
And I won't be paying attention.
And I won't dedicate my books to you.
And I would never.
And I, uh, thought about how much she meant to me.
And I'll be at Alex's house after school
And I'll be right back down.
And I'll be right back‐‐ no chitchat.
And I'll be right back.
And I'll give 'em back, and you guys won't be banned.
And I'll have myself a nice rock nap.
And I'll see if I get it?
And I'll slap it with this sticky hand.
And I'll take her back to her box,
And I'm 95% sure this is what happened in his tree story.
And I'm almost there.
And I'm also delivering this giant head.
And I'm choosing you guys.
And I'm crying a little bit and I want to cut it off?
And I'm extra nervous because I don't have the crystal.
And I'm farting.
And I'm gonna give it back to Mr. Frond
And I'm gonna have to deep clean Gayle's foot fungus
And I'm gonna need a place to put them all.
And I'm gonna put this picture on all the social media
And I'm just gonna watch everyone else
And I'm kind of taking care of her finances
And I'm leaving and goodbye. Have a good show.
And I'm not just saying that because I've got a bomb squad
And I'm not scared of you anymore.
And I'm pretty sure that's a penny.
And I'm proud of you. You did it.
And I'm seeing a dry mustache.
And I'm sitting next to you.
And I'm sorry for what I said.
And I'm sorry I have a small room that is actually a closet,
And I'm worried you and I don't think
And I've been chasing that H ever since.
And I've cut enough turkey face testicles
And if I can make it stop.
And if I get suspended, there's no way they'll let me go.
And if I sound like someone you know, I'm not.
And if I tell her any of this,
And if I'm the one pushing the button,
And if it was, I did put in
And if Mother doesn't do Thanksgiving activities
And if no one comes forward tomorrow, then no symposium.
And if she did, we got to confront her
And if she rose to the challenge,
And if they're all together, stolen‐wand fondling,
And if we don't get it right, it's ruined,
And if we don't get the crystal,
And if you don't do it, you have to pay $1,000?
And if you don't stick to our deal,
And if you give the right answer, you get one of these.
And if you really squeeze it in there, you could fit a desk.
And if you see her, let's have a signal.
And if you're not pretty, then I don't know what is.
And in a way,
And in each round there's a specific challenge.
And into my locker and it's closed.
And it accidentally dropped on the floor.
And it can take a bunch of visits.
And it could be fun. Also, I feel like
And it has all the right signatures on it.
And it makes my hair smell like cigarettes.
And it makes them happy.
And it says it's due at the end of the week, so...
And it sure would look badass in my tub.
And it turns out our other cook is the father,
And it turns out that the pinot grigio has been recalled.
And it was all for nothing?
And it was delicious, but she died,
And it was the middle of the night.
And it wasn't what you guys were used to,
And it worked, right?
And it would be the exact shape of a quarter.
And it'll be their favorite version,
And it's a really good price.
And it's appreciated, Louise.
And it's got rounded corners,
And it's great and you're totally on board.
And it's not a big deal, but I cleaned the most.
And it's not cold.
And it's not even my favorite arm. (moans)
And it's not like it's hurting anyone.
And it's not personal. It's just business.
And it's not that warm and the soda's not cold.
And it's really great.
And it's really itchy.
And it's the only time I've been paid in cornbread.
And it's totally worth it. Tomorrow's a big day.
And Jimmy Junior found it and gave it back to me.
And Joey is just laughing and laughing
And judged.
And just do that for the rest of her life?
And just look at our carnies clean.
And just pay me whatever you think is fair.
And just toe health in general.
And just wait for Grandpa to get here
And keep an eye out for any little kids
And kind of the opposite of resting in peace.
And last month, we had some really good ones.
And leaves to make himself weird, funky leaf belts.
And let's go.
And let's use our nap voices, 'kay?
And like that other boy in that other thing.
And Linda gets me. How fun is that?
And Linda. We were just headed out.
And look at Tina's socks. Kind of weird.
And Louise and I will make sure nobody comes this way.
And made himself one heck of an ice cream float.
And make comments in the margins.
And make sure her couch didn't eat her.
And make you think about her and... make you sad.
And making that noise.
And marries me and has, uh, children with me,
And maybe a negative Yelp review.
And maybe don't shout "Oh, God" quite so loud?
And maybe even to teach you a few things.
And maybe I borrowed it from you
And maybe I could text Jimmy Jr. a little bit?
And maybe mashed potatoes, that would be amazing.
And maybe she could tell other spiders not to come here?
And maybe some money, too.
And maybe some of us take a taste, too? Just to see?
And maybe that's okay.
And maybe those people didn't sleep at all last night,
And maybe wouldn't want you to stop teaching it.
And maybe you do all the experiments for both of us.
And maybe you guys hold my hands the whole time?
And me, also. Your Game Master.
And meet some cousins and just visit.
And mood swings and neck sweat, puberty's great.
And Mount Olympus.
And Mr. Frond's gonna hate me.
And Ms. LaBonz is a rich and powerful fourth grade teacher.
And my archnemesis.
And my great grandmother Maria
And my hearing's not that great.
And no one needs to know, because
And no one's laughing at you at all?
And no slacking off for this show, people.
And nobody poked me to make sure before they stuck me down there?
And not at all because I was super jealous of them ditching?
And not being able to lift heavy things
And not boring at all.
And not mess with it.
And now a little cheese break.
And now for our new segment Wow or Weird,
And now I have to pick it up because school is
And now I just try not to have to take them off.
And now I'm back to finding you, school prowler person.
And now I'm gonna shout for the security guard
And now I'm in the corner suite, baby!
And now I'm starting in on the cocktail weenies,
And now it smells... (inhales sharply)
And now it's time to brown the marshmallows.
And now look at me. Thank you.
And now our super new new segment
And now she's worried it's gonna eat her.
And now the comments.
And now the smash hit segment Wow or Weird,
And now we don't have any Sour Sack Babies.
And now we're on the opposite side of the island
And now we're stuck here.
And now would anyone care for Latvia's popular savory pastry,
And now you're doing your makeup
And now you're gone forever.
And now you're on Purrbo duty
And now, I'd like to bring up eighth graders Tina and Zeke
And now, no parade can be complete
And once you find that stylist, you never want to give them up.
And one day there will be a reckoning.
And one time she cut my ear,
And one time, a doll's head we found.
And our mortal remains will be tossed into and purified by
And pay for just the one cable box, Derek!
And people are gonna get real crabby about it.
And people perked up at that point in the meeting,
And people will want me to write parenting books,
And person? If teachers are, in fact, people.
And picked up my memento.
And pimples and armpit odor
And plants love carbon dioxide, so you do the math.
And possibly to a soft serve drive through on the way? Eh?
And press both buttons at the same time.
And pretend it's you.
And Principal Rosenthal
And probably get expelled.
And put them on the bottom of one of the trays.
And read it to me?
And record the last line of the song?
And relaxing on the wrestling mats.
And right when they're in their pixie princess prime!
And Rudy poops as he pleases!
And run, but don't be sweaty. And check your breath.
And Russian May Day.
And said it was very rewarding.
And saw a bunch of secret tree aliens
And say "Stop it." You'll do that part.
And say I love you, I assume.
And say I took a different approach?
And saying that out loud made it less cool. Sorry. Sorry.
And scuttling is sinking it on purpose.
And second of all, I have friends that aren't
And see how it was going up here.
And see if I could nail something down for you,
And send her a strongly‐worded email
And she got some really good Rollerblades.
And she just texted me
And she really got us to step up our game.
And she said she wished she could taste it again.
And she said something about a negative,
And she still wants to come over for Cassie‐role.
And she used to make it for me,
And she was like, "What is this?"
And she was putting on lipstick just now, or trying to.
And she's been living in my room in a box.
And she's being very fun.
And she's my sister. It's complicated.
And shove it in her face.

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