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Bob's Burgers (2011) - Season 11

Bob's Burgers (2011) - Season 11

Bob's Burgers is not a movie but rather a popular animated television series that premiered in 2011 and is currently in its eleventh season. Created by Loren Bouchard, the show follows the daily life and misadventures of the Belcher family who run a small burger restaurant in a seaside town. With its clever humor, quirky characters, and heartwarming stories, Bob's Burgers has become a fan-favorite in the world of animated sitcoms.

The main cast of Bob's Burgers includes H. Jon Benjamin, who lends his voice to the protagonist Bob Belcher, the devoted and slightly eccentric burger chef. Kristen Schaal plays Louise, the mischievous youngest daughter with a bunny ear hat, while Eugene Mirman voices the awkward and imaginative middle child, Gene. Bob's wife, Linda, is portrayed by John Roberts with his distinct and memorable voice, and finally, Dan Mintz brings to life the socially awkward and monotone-talking Tina, the eldest daughter of the Belcher family.

Throughout its eleven seasons, Bob's Burgers has offered audiences a delightful mix of comedy, warmth, and musical numbers. From catchy jingles promoting the daily burger specials at the restaurant to full-blown musical episodes, the show's music has become a beloved feature. In fact, the cast members themselves often contribute their singing talents to the show, showcasing their versatile skills.

With songs ranging from hilarious and absurd to heartfelt and introspective, Bob's Burgers has managed to create a soundtrack that fans can't help but sing along to. Notable original songs from the series include "Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom," "Electric Love," and "The Diarrhea Song." These tunes, among many others, have gained popularity and recognition outside the show, with fans eagerly awaiting new musical additions each season.

If you're a fan of the unique comedy and amusing songs of Bob's Burgers, you're in luck! You can easily access and appreciate the show's music by playing and downloading these delightful sounds. Whether it's for a nostalgic trip down memory lane or to introduce a friend to the Belcher family and their catchy tunes, the music of Bob's Burgers is readily available for your enjoyment.

So why wait? Indulge in the charming and hilarious world of Bob's Burgers, and let the music carry you away with its irresistible melodies. Don't forget to grab a burger or two from the show's pun-filled menu and savor the flavor of this extraordinary animated series.

A "don't tell Mom and Dad" situation.
A "no hall monitor" rule around here.
A bit of a weenie.
A broom room.
A building on the other side of town
A bunch of cardboard.
A burger into the movies, it didn't go so well.
A cardboard cutout of Vin Diesel in your house?
A chance to get to know us.
A cheater did write it.
A cheating cheat‐face cheater?
A different town.
A different way. D‐Do it with me.
A distinct odor?
A five, six, seven, eight!
A flyer about a meeting? Delightful.
A full‐day immersive experience
A fun‐loving bottomless businessman
A fun, dumb tradition that makes people a little happier.
A giant bag of candy and said, "Go nuts."
A giant bag of candy right now, but I can't,
A good break from your super great
A half‐off sale for the next 30 minutes.
A handsome 15‐year‐old prodigy up on stage?
A huge metal tub attached to it,
A kid can't drink water out of that
A little bird told me. Your mom. Your mom was the bird.
A little came out when I was thrusting before.
A little number tomorrow for opening night.
A little or you're gonna get a ticket.
A live goldfish.
A long and fruitful relationship with you.
A lot of money and also maybe carry you out?
A lot of opinions.
A lot of swerving to the music, honking to the beat.
A Mazda. Okay!
A new piece, for the end of the day.
A new word for poop today.
A nickel? A peanut M&M?
A page has been ripped out!
A perfect holiday family photo.
A phone charger. Okay, now I'm done.
A picnic in the park? Sí.
A popular and a regular?
A pretty good whistler.
A punishment that fits how annoyed I am.
A purple couch?
A r‐r‐red br‐r‐reasted r‐r‐robin?
A Red Hot Chili Peppers song really loud.
A silver key.
A steamer trunk full of old TV Guides.
A story ready to tell, Teddy.
A sweet new snow globe.
A totally different animal, Bob.
A two‐slice toaster? What is this, 1985?
A very official government Jet Ski pull up to the rig
A woman walking down the street
A‐A signed thank‐you card from all the orphans.
A‐a to‐go order? Uh, uh, wait. Let me get a pen.
A‐And just to put this out there,
A‐rip, a‐rip, a‐rip.
Aah, I hate this! No family, no Ken.
Aah, worms!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Damn it! We're not even good at handing out flyers.
Aah! Dang it.
Aah! Don't bite me!
Aah! I can't read the last three numbers!
Aah! I pressed the timer.
Aah! I'll keep calling places.
Aah! Looks like I'm stuck down here
Aah! Ow! (grunting)
Aah! Run, Austin, run!
Aah! Sorry, I'm nervous.
Aah! Sorry. I wasn't ready
Aah! Well, no one leaves until we figure this out.
Aah! What do I do?! What do I do...?!
Aah! What happened, Bob?
Aah! What the hell?!
About 12 minutes after lunch.
About all this and you got your special later bedtime
About bubbles that I wanted to read.
About eco‐friendly cardboard caskets,
About going to these meetings at first.
About having to change in order to grow.
About how good a gift that would be.
About how to handle V‐Day while you're gone?"
About how we can empower each other.
About how we didn't tell them the truth before?
About keeping your sex life alive.
About me not using my turn signal.
About punishing us because detention was... woof.
About someone else cooking on me."
About that donation stuff.
About that orphan roller rink story that didn't add up.
About the accident.
About the cutting‐edge trash can‐pretzel synergy research?
About the glove compartment not opening, Squeezy Ball.
About the movie, and now they want to come, too.
About the symphony and just start burning everything
About this.
About to board the old Santa Schooner, huh, Teddy?
About you.
About your tiny burgers, Bob?
Absolute freedom.
Absolutely no giant spools of string.
Acquaintances? If I saw you on the street, I'd say hi.
Actually Bob, I was hoping to maybe
Actually I'm feeling kind of tired.
Actually that sounds like a lot, saying it out loud.
Actually, I can't.
Actually, I'm not that good at that, either.
Actually, imagining all this
Actually, Louise, our‐our‐our pool is leaking.
Actually, Mom, if you could pack our things,
Actually, that's kind of why I came by.
Actually, the reason I stopped
Actually, you do look over there a lot, Jimmy.
Adam Appliances would have some better ones in his own kitchen.
Adam? Hello?
Adam? Mister, um... Mr. Appliances?
Adiós, estudiantes.
Admit it, Dad, you're hurt. Worse than us.
After a shower the other day.
After all these years, you two still sizzle.
After that it's just a bunch of erasers
After tonight, she'll want to quit that group
After we dig them up, we make perfect copies
After you pass your Spanish quiz tomorrow,
After you touched that tater tot, Gene!
Afternoon. I'm Officer Bridget.
Again with this, Mother?
Again, not it.
Agh! Damn you, game!
Agh! Hey, just curious‐‐
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, Dolores. (chuckles)
Ah, forget it.
Ah, ha, ha.
Ah, I love your life.
Ah, I'd love to live in that world, too.
Ah, I'd love to see it sometime.
Ah, man, your restaurant must be so successful by now.
Ah, now I'm nude, too!
Ah, one order of chicken wings, please.
Ah, she's not coming.
Ah, thanks, Tina.
Ah, the school fair's not getting rained out.
Ah, this is gonna be the year.
Ah, this neighborhood loves irrigation.
Ah, what a Christmas. Bob, make some fries.
Ah, you doing one of those gross burps again?
Ah! But as soon as I pass this quiz,
Ah! We did it! We actually did it!
Ah.
Ah. Nice work, everyone.
Ah... blammo!
Aha!
AKA a friender blender.
Al, stop itching.
Al!
Al? Al, answer me!
Al? Al!
All around the theater.
All around the world, which was kind of gross,
All done with Fischoeder's basketball court toilet.
All I did was pull away from the curb.
All I have is an extra battery
All I need is a jet pack and a napkin.
All I'm saying is in my experience,
All of a sudden the magazine was down my shorts
All of us singing together,
All over the back of his neck?
All poopy and droopy.
All right, after we do your socks,
All right, all right, don't worry.
All right, all right, we'll see Mavis again, but first,
All right, bye.
All right, Dad, let's do this.
All right, dumpster's open, raccoons. Have at it!
All right, enough of this.
All right, everyone.
All right, everyone's eyes open? Bob, you still steamy?
All right, fine, I'll start.
All right, fine, no nook.
All right, Gene's coming with me to the meeting tonight.
All right, get out of here, you two. Love you.
All right, good mushing.
All right, here's the deal.
All right, hold my apron, I'm going in.
All right, I was worried when you said five, to be honest.
All right, I'll go talk to Officer Bridget.
All right, I'm going for the key!
All right, I'm gonna attach the hose.
All right, I'm gonna try and figure out this timer.
All right, it's the last day for dunk tank practice
All right, Jimmy, let's pants.
All right, just bring him wine with a lot of wine in it.
All right, just leave 'em on.
All right, let's find city council big shot
All right, let's put it against the wall.
All right, now people just have to come.
All right, that was a good one. Let's play another round.
All right, these tickets represent
All right, we get out there,
All right, we good? We ready?
All right, we got the dirty little
All right, we're doing this.
All right! And I found the perfect place.
All right! Let's do that, too.
All right! Let's resta this raunt.
All right.
All right. Everybody spread out. Search the area.
All right. Oh, wa oh, no!
All right. Operation un‐horrible ourselves is a go.
All right. Shoo! Now look what you've done.
All right. Well, how can I help you this time?
All righty, here's the plant guide.
All that "grow change to change growth" crap.
All the beautiful, smiling families
All the businesses are making sculptures of sea creatures
All the credit belongs to Jimmy?
All the money we have in the world.
All the new, innovative menu stuff
All the teenagers going through awkward phases.
All those kids are waiting already.
All those mismatched shoes
All we got to do is slip Yap's magazine
All we need is a quiet place
All you had to do was ask.
All you have to say is, "Officer,
ALL: I so vow.
ALL: Ooh!
ALL: Whoa.
Allergies can come on later in life.
Almost there. (grunts)
Alone? Gene can't be anywhere by himself.
Along the edge of the Melted Butter River.
Also I couldn't see through the goggles.
Also I'm mad at her.
Also might have started the fire?
Also to juice with my antique juicer
Also we dug a big hole in it.
Also we live here. Not in the restaurant.
Also, for the record, the hamster slide
Also, he smelled nice.
Also, hopefully, you guys are picking up
Also, I don't know how you know that movie.
Also, I think I might be a nightclub person?
Also, I wrote a song.
Also, I'm about to pack my underpants,
Also, it looks like your window's kind of down.
Also, it turns out the condo board is not into us
Also, it's not even finished yet.
Also, making money is... is good.
Also, maybe don't leave this room or general area at all?
Also, since the sorry train has left the station‐‐
Also, that wouldn't make any sense.
Also, the snacks are gone.
Also, what's our gum budget in this family‐‐ 400?
Also, you hit someone in front of you, I think?
Also, you missed every time.
Although Mom likes to sing while she drives,
Am I a professional restaurant reservationist?
Am I crazy or is that, like, the dreamiest fox scientist ever?
Am I in my glove compartment?
Am I late? Linda texted me
Am I still your best friend, Bob?
Am I tiny? I think I might be tiny.
An accordion is just burping with notes.
An age‐appropriate match for Old Gus.
An anti‐trash can decorating thing passed?
An asteroid made of chicken parmesan
An elderly hippie demon lady?
An election is coming up pretty soon, eh?
An embarrassingly mushy valentine?
An hour and a half today in a really nice airport restaurant
Anaphylactic shock!
And You get it, right?
And 'cause you got a hot butt.
And "your mom got a ticket for public defecation"
And 15 songs? Here we go.
And 39 cents.
And 50 cents at the flea market is like a thousand dollars
And a "sip on a soda and yak" shack.
And a bunch of us hang out in the lobby,
And a couple of other curses now.
And a foot rub, but we'll get to that later.
And a musky fragrance for men on the go.
And a one and a two and a me and a you.
And a smile that lights up a room.
And a sticky note that says
And a toilet on his basketball court.
And all that fun stuff.
And all the basement food, aka bottom snacks.
And all the change we found under Dad's seat in the car.
And also aren't you hungry right now?
And also for the rest of the walk home now,
And also her daughter, who happened to be
And also my mom is a great mom."
And also they're saying this wasn't my plane.
And also we went really fast
And also you've been saying it all day, and it's, like,
And also, I might have scratched some stuff.
And also, I need a little time for myself once in a while.
And also, I need to be here in case her glasses fall off.
And also, I‐I can't. I have a restaurant.
And are the orphans enjoying him?
And as far as voting
And as soon as you pass that sip test,
And as you might know, when grease‐soaked rags are exposed
And ask Mom and Dad to drive the model for us?
And attractive commercial property,
And awkward for this family, but this is really...
And bathrooms are for customers only.
And be back in time to take you to your conferences.
And be called "ost‐britches."
And be nightclub people at night.
And before I know it, I've popped it into my mouth.
And being all spycho‐spaztastic.
And being your mom is even more amazing.
And better and anyone who wants to go into it, can.
And black eye shadow on moi.
And blow up that big piece of chicken parm!
And Bob is O negative. I remember that 'cause I said,
And bring them some anti‐itch cream.
And build the burger fresh.
And busting moves in my dress.
And by "highway robbery," I'm referring to the guy
And by "it," I mean "my interest."
And by hands, I mean the human leaves of the arms.
And by the time I go to college or deejay college,
And by the way, I turned out perfect.
And call it Jazz‐aret.
And can we talk about what color you painted her?
And carry the food down to the alley.
And cheer, and nothing, nothing.
And Chloe, who I didn't know was coming.
And come back here with a chopper and some Saran Wrap
And comes and looks for us? Or worse,
And convince them to vote Mom's way.
And crafts and drinking and music and drinking...
And crannies in there. Who's with me?
And cross...
And desires and we all got each other.
And destroys this place.
And did you use your turn signal when you entered the lane?
And dirt. And... blood? Oh, it's probably ketchup.
And discuss the kids right in front of them.
And do extra work, Dad,
And doesn't see the birthday cards I send her every year?
And doing more good. It tripped me a lot.
And don't ask how we know this, but it turns out
And don't go too far. Your Grandpa Al and I
And don't look too closely at our work.
And don't need to throw up at all.
And done. I‐I think.
And Dr. Jeannie‐Man notices
And drive us all there and chaperone us.
And drove out of my life forever!
And ended up in a different town.
And everyone was fine, and Gene was fine
And flying. I assume.
And focus on my breath.
And for going like this. (snorts)
And for, like, the next hour.
And forget 50 years.
And fragile. And explosive.
And Gene and I will get the word about Urge out.
And Gene kids.
And Gene's completely turned around in this one.
And Gene's gonna get a handle
And get out of here! They're banned!
And get presents in two days at Regular People Christmas.
And get ready for Ocean Fest, 'cause mine didn't catch on fire
And get some rest.
And get the pick of the litter.
And Ginger and I have this bet.
And give it lots of sunlight.
And God's seen some pretty rough stuff.
And good ones are bad ones.
And good thing, too, 'cause Jacob Weber
And grandpa droppings.
And hard? I mean, ten turns out to be a lot.
And has less rust.
And Having a Rave in My Room" rule!
And having a secret poolwarming party in it?
And he basically gave us a blueprint of his murder plan?
And he donated a few cars from his private reserve.
And he grew it anyway.
And he leans over, picks up my tater tot and says...
And he loved it. He loved it.
And he screamed and maybe cried a little
And he wants us to make that happen ASAP.
And he was like, "What's V‐Day?"
And he'll bring the money and we'll clear all this up.
And he's a sucker for a disco ball.
And he's barfing and has crazy diarrhea,
And he's lucky to have me
And he's such a great guy.
And head over to the grocery store"?
And help us hide it with some trash?
And her ChapStick.
And here is that wonderful kitchen water
And here we are.
And here.
And hey, thanks again for the pushing you've been doing.
And his body is all like, "my bad."
And his mom's paella sounds delicious.
And his nipples are out right now.
And his wife, Mom, buckled their seat belts for takeoff.
And hit a pipe with it so that raw sewage goes everywhere
And hold this thing that you said wasn't a ladder.
And Holls, she wanted it alls.
And hope Mom and Dad are enchanted?
And hope the ghost shows up.
And hopefully the restaurant won't smell like it does now.
And how a girl like me got mixed up with a dame like that.
And how her mermaid would never win.
And how little they appreciate it,
And how to feel alive again.
And hubby's. Your little Tom Tom.
And I accidentally punched him in my sleep
And I am prepared to nail this.
And I bet he was helping Roger,
And I bet you're a great lover.
And I could tell you a story.
And I could use rubber bands to climb up, so I can reach it.
And I definitely don't pee in the tub even a little bit.
And I definitely have e‐mails.
And I didn't know why.
And I didn't wake up until a moth flew in my mouth.
And I didn't wake up until you screamed.
And I didn't want to tell you
And I do enjoy that.
And I do want to grow.
And I don't even know if it was regulation.
And I don't get to have you every minute of every day
And I don't have my purse or any ID.
And I don't know anything about cars.
And I don't think Dolores should vendetta, either.
And I don't want to scare them off with that foolishness.
And I don't want you to follow me.
And I drove over 90 miles per hour
And I fall asleep a lot.
And I feel like that's low.
And I go up there and warm up his lips,
And I grew a lot. As a person.
And I guess it set the restaurant on fire.
And I hear since they're only playing intimate venues
And I kept moving around life.
And I know that might make me a horrible person,
And I like Mom a whole lot more than I like Linda right now.
And I like the sound of it. Holy moly!
And I lost, to Gene, who won.
And I love you. And you're my precious angel.
And I might have taken, like, 30 pictures up my nose.
And I miss my family.
And I need you to immediately leave the park.
And I need you to pretend like this huge Wheelie Mammoth
And I never did or said anything wrong.
And I never looked back. Best of both worlds.
And I overheard you talking and I suddenly thought,
And I plan on saying it again
And I put the important stuff in the safe.
And I retroactively vote with the winners.
And I said, "Excuse me, I know this one says
And I said, "That's why octopuses have no pants."
And I should maybe be a superhero,
And I thank the people of Apple achia for welcoming me
And I think I pulled my boob muscle.
And I think me gusta you, Rodrigo.
And I thought to myself,
And I thought you were with your mom.
And I thought, "Wow, I'm‐I'm not alone.
And I want jets in the tub.
And I want to do Scat Cakes, which will be crab cakes.
And I wanted to bring you this.
And I was all like, "do what?"
And I was gonna deduct it, which I'm pretty sure is a thing.
And I was like, "That's my super cool abbreviation
And I was like, "What the ass?"
And I was on to them being on to me.
And I was the salami in the middle.
And I was turning into traffic...
And I will not forget your name, Delta.
And I would like some privacy.
And I‐I‐I... I think I touched my mouth, too. Ugh!
And I'd get a white jacket.
And I'll be a hero. Y‐You'll all see.
And I'll give you extra cookies
And I'll never need any new friends.
And I'll tell you something, I felt guilty
And I'm almost done coloring the pirate's parrot.
And I'm assuming all these people vote.
And I'm coming for you next teeth cleaning.
And I'm definitely not gonna wait
And I'm eating some lunches.
And I'm getting that 311 tattoo!
And I'm glad we got this nailed down.
And I'm glad we're friends.
And I'm going to purchase a car on my phone.
And I'm gonna blow it up there.
And I'm gonna reopen it and manage it
And I'm gonna smell you a little,
And I'm great. I win.
And I'm his wife, Linda. Hi.
And I'm just noticing it now?
And I'm not gonna be a wing‐waster like you.
And I'm not good at some things.
And I'm not hiding anything from anyone.
And I'm not in love with Rodrigo.
And I'm not just saying that
And I'm not saying any of this
And I'm not supposed to move.
And I'm proud of you. You're on the board.
And I'm really nervous about it.
And I'm sorry I called you a weenie.
And I'm sorry I didn't tell Louise.
And I'm sorry to say, this offer is time sensitive,
And I'm Teddy. Bob's best friend.
And I'm trying to bring in a serious business.
And I'm trying to hold in the smell.
And I've been off my game in the homemade card department.
And I've got butt worms? What the hell?!
And I've only spent $1.50. And got the greatest thing
And if I get crushed by the tub on the stairs,
And if I let go of the camera...
And if one dumb thing that's not hurting anybody
And if one sounds like it's got a dangerous,
And if someone could bring me a blanket and tuck me in
And if they could shout, "This thing is really teaching me
And if we don't find him, we won't have time to visit
And if we keep her in, she won't rat us out.
And if we succeed,
And if you and I both have the same story,
And if you die in here, you'll die in real life?
And if you don't like it, I can make him stop.
And in 50 years when my capsule is opened,
And in the meantime, you have a group of kids
And in the morning, he's found dead of cardiac arrest.
And it can't stop thanking me.
And it doesn't always work the first time.
And it doesn't matter where.
And it drives me nuts, because you're, like,
And it fits fine, sort of.
And it helps orphans learn to skate.
And it makes you feel safe?
And it rained hot chicken poop shooting stars
And it really hurt.
And it seems to be very electrical.
And it took you forever to clear the rights,
And it was delicious!
And it was way too big for our apartment.
And it went into my dentist coat?
And it‐it has the cassette thingy here
And it's fine that Jimmy Pesto is proud of me.
And it's fine that we're lying and he's gonna
And it's going pretty well, if I do say so.
And it's gone.
And it's gonna make a big mess.
And it's great. This thing's our mascot now.
And it's important for me to do stuff like this.
And it's itchy, and kids start scratching
And it's my job,
And it's not about the bad Christmas gift to the kids.
And it's not like we planned on getting rid
And it's so peaceful over there.
And it's that he really, really wants you to be at the fair.
And Jessica Chastain is a revelation,
And Jimmy Jr., it's very dance‐y
And Jocelyn, also.
And juicing for the last 30 minutes, baby!
And Jupiter.
And just give me a quick scratch?
And just kind of get it.
And just like that, it was all gone.
And just remember, a little spritz
And kill you with your own cheese grater.
And knuckle hair that looks like shag carpet.
And later tonight and tomorrow morning.
And lending a hand will be student volunteer, Tina.
And let go of regret.
And let it come to who it likes best.
And let them figure this out.
And life is a highway.
And like everything I've seen on the Internet,
And look at some airport stuff?
And look where it's got us.
And Louise was doing a serial killer face.
And lower me down from the roof, like a Impossible.
And luckily, Frond didn't suspect a thing.
And make baby applesauce.
And make bun‐burgers.
And make it look like a little person.
And make myself the perfect burger to eat.
And make sure you cover your butt.
And makes a hell of a DIY body scrub.
And maybe a guy at the ATM.
And maybe a trumpet.
And maybe about me, too.
And maybe better‐looking than I was earlier today?
And maybe Boyz 4 Now will honor the tickets then.
And maybe not want to steal an entire bowl of candy?
And maybe pinworms aren't so bad.
And maybe that boy is also studying
And maybe the flax, I don't know.
And meet their two children, seven‐year‐old Maria...
And middle‐aged guys playing steel drums in the street.
And might have the same consistency.
And Mister Misters.
And Mom's still out there, angrily strutting around
And my ATM card isn't working.
And my butt is sore from all of my homework farts.
And my butt itches.
And my cute little chubby fingers aren't cutting it.
And my friend and colleague Handyman Sam
And my hand's gettin' numb.
And my husband and I are great parents.
And my mom is my wife! Go USA!
And my regards to the morning zoo.
And my tiny feet really hurt.
And mysteriously cloudy tank water.
And new growth and crap like that?
And next time you see us, we'll be all chilled out,
And no dead moles.
And no kicking pine cones. They don't like it.
And none of the knobs fall off when I turn things on.
And not because I don't want you to find Mommy's special crackers
And not because I have nervous diarrhea.
And not because she just made me cry a little bit
And not go in the basement!
And nothing new ever happens?
And now he's behind. Ha.
And Now I Know Everything."
And now I'm even more annoyed because I tripped
And now I'm going into my bedroom to get something,
And now I'm gonna go out and save the rain forest.
And now I've ripped Miyoko's arm off.
And now it's a jumpsuit. My little disco death dancer.
And now it's hanging over a cliff?
And now she's gonna have to take the bus.
And now the bastard's here.
And now the snail tail wants some answers.
And now the trash can has little feet. Ha!
And now these brand‐new shoes are going on.
And now they're in there watching the movie
And now those tickets are in Tammy's capsule,
And now you kids are going to be pepped,
And now you take my phone charger so I don't have
And now, for the first time ever,
And now, time capsule time.
And now...
And occasionally flickin'.
And Ollie's toenails so they can clone him.
And one of us got her hair pulled,
And open your eyes.
And our eyes meet, and he says, "I sure could use
And oven and, uh, you, too, dishwasher.
And pants in case people forget to wear pants. Thank you.
And pardon our bird poop.
And prank you guys. Isn't that funny?
And probably say that palomino/ pal‐o'‐mine‐o thing again
And probably wears a tank top.
And put some more on it, right?
And remember it and bond over it and be a krew, with a K!
And ride motorcycles and give people the finger.
And right now I have to pack for two weeks!
And rip open all the trash bags and make an even bigger mess.
And Robin goes in the back on the way home.
And Rodrigo and I can throw the Frisbee at the frickin' playa.
And Roger's letters? Why?
And ruining the movie for everyone. Are you okay?
And run out the front door.
And said I could come with.
And sail them through the harbor,
And salt and vinegar chips are for the mouth.
And say, "My beautiful bouncing babies."
And saying all that stuff?
And says maybe he needs to lie down, so...
And see if I can reach it.
And see if she's finished.
And see what he can get for them on eBay.
And see what we can throw in the pool.
And see what we see.
And see? I'm fine.
And send it to hell!
And several hours today.
And she only had one arm. She still does.
And she was supposed to be my little secret.
And she was.
And she's gonna have to pay for this?
And she's gorgeous. She has, like, a hundred teeth.
And she's kind of balling up her hands into fists.
And since Gene and Louise
And since you love me, I need you to do that, too.
And since you've shown an interest,
And sister near the dunk tank.
And slammed on her brakes for no reason.
And slipped on some tater tot shoes.
And so has your skin. Are you exfoliating?
And so he cut some corners on some jobs sometimes. Uh...
And so sweaty.
And so, every year since,
And so... not sad.
And soak it up into our brains. Right?
And solve this fun/infuriating puzzle.
And some explosion snacks.
And some of those baseball guys, but I don't know
And somebody put a happy face emoji.
And someone will have her new sneakers.
And sometimes it's hard to be on the good side of the law
And sometimes the beat walks you.
And sorry about the mess that we're all about to make.
And Spa‐turdays will be back on, baby.
And spray it on the slide, right?!
And spread the eggs everywhere!
And stop saying Kid Crew.
And stumbled sideways into a mess of my own.
And Tammy said horses are just boring zebras.
And tape them to Gene's hands so he can't
And tennis lover Heather Rockway.
And that damn cayenne pepper is a spicy little bastard.
And that idea to pry my arm out with a stick
And that means I've got practice drinking and/or not drinking.
And that seagull is basically Banksy?
And that someone is yo.
And that thing with the letters.
And that was my worst Valentine's Day.
And that was the end. Until the sequel.
And that was the good picture.
And that wasn't good.
And that you totally freaked out.
And that's 'cause of Rodrigo.
And that's how I'd get into the thing.
And that's how it happens.
And that's probably not the best way
And that's when I had the idea.
And that's why I think ostriches should wear britches
And that's why this is not a real nightclub.
And that's‐‐ oh, wow‐‐ that's tomorrow.
And the "O" in mediocre is a heart.
And the audience is like, "Oboe, you didn't."
And the bag's thick, so I think it'll be good to punch.
And the basement of that building

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