Bob's Burgers - Season 7 Edit

A Also, kind of unrelated,

A And and you sell me the...

A and I got scared, and then I fell.

A And, yes, I've stopped changing socks and underwear,

A And, yes, I've stopped changing socks and underwear,

A Are you sure? Because the...

A banana ffalo.

A banjo moment.

A bear maybe? Tiny dinosaur?

A bed wine? Right away.

A bee in my boobs!

A board of directors meeting half cocked, then yes I will.

A box of chocolates

A box. Hey, wow.

A broken scrunchie, a few retainers, a spoon...

A bunch of Christmas crumb bums.

A bunch of free burgers!

A certain word was thrown around.

A chance to give your kids the best Christmas ever.

A charm esan sandwich, yeah.

A couple of chesties.

A crab bit me on my clacker.

A crumpled napkin?

A dad chelor party.

A decadent seven course meal,

A Designing Woman.

A dirty yogurt thief!

A distinct ecclesiastical government,"

A dumb pear. Pears are the worst.

A gauge?

A good Christmas.

A good dri... is she a good driver?

A half day? I'd be into that.

A harmony is when I sing louder than you.

A high butt crack.

A hilarious accident that I wish I had on video.

A laser light show, Tina,

A lawyer, or a stepdad.

A little bit.

A little bit.

A little closer.

A little tricky in the sand, but I...

A little tricky in the sand, but I...

A look at that thing for a second?

A lot of pressure on you.

A major problem with me going to this fortress.

A moment to look at the menu.

A mustard bottle and a pickle.

A parade float for Bog to Beach.

A part of me went with them.

A private Christmas Day cuddle session

A pushover? Not a pushover?

A raccoon?! Which one? Describe it.

A robot prezzy could turn into a plane.

A rotten egg!

A Sabrina headband and Sabrina shoes.

A sampler, if you will, a little amuse bouche...

A school function is not the place to be polite.

A second floor balcony like that?

A secret and a "Zeke ret"? Wow.

A secret and a Zeke ret? Wow.

A security guard!

A security guard!

A small box from me today...

A smidge of the business, like this.

A soda at the soda machine?

A strange... You know what I'm saying.

A thoughtful question from Tina.

A trampoline and thrills aren't the only thing

A Wahlberg so to speak?

A weed is just the right plant growing in the wrong place.

A weekend long empowerment gathering for girls

A woman who is truly out of this world,

A worker uprising just seems so impolite.

A year? That's crazy!

A... (hums) burger?

Aah, he's got a chain saw! No, it's just his mug.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! (groaning in pain)

Aah! In this town!

Aah! Okay, that's probably burnt enough.

Aah! Something's in there, and it's got the egg.

Aah! Stop!

Aah! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Aah! That's bright.

Aah! Time's up. Contest over.

Aah! We're losing all the golf balls!

Aah! We're missing everything!

Aah...

Aah... They say he buried them all in the backyard,

Able to provide you with a gluten free experience

About ancient Greece.

About growing up, and then start hugging and stuff.

About growing up, and then start hugging and stuff.

About how humidity affects nougat,

About me having my own cell phone,

About Mr. Frond stealin' his yogurt.

About my experiences.

About my life and kind of, like, things I'm going through.

About my life and kind of, like, things I'm going through.

About the second act, but... All right, fantastic.

About what's in the boxes?

About what's in the boxes.

About witchcraft, Mr. Ambrose!

About witchcraft, Mr. Ambrose!

Absolutely done.

Ach! Ptuh! Cavities. Cavity creeps. Ech.

Acknowledging Louise will spend the rest of the day

Act like the Winthorpe characters.

Actually, can I take two breaks together?

Actually, I don't even think I said, "No."

Actually, I don't know if I did.

Actually, I think that schedule's wrong, Judy.

Actually, it's my third.

Actually, Petey did the commercial in 2002.

Actually, yeah, no, tell 'em I'm not here.

Adios, much...

Advanced climbers, right?

Afraid to seize the furry tail of a star

After a bunch of free pizza?

After all, it's just your reputation... no biggie.

After all, they're full of USDA Prime beef, right?

After all, you just broke up.

After hours to work on his sequel to Mrs. Doubtfire...

After I only count to one.

After I solve this case myself

After I've destroyed your sinuses forever.

After taking one Uncle Nuts bar off your desk.

After this one we can change it.

After you have a little candy, make sure

After you play with it, right?

Again, no.

Again! It keeps coming!

Ah, best Christmas ever, Bob.

Ah, bup, bup, bup, bup. Bootsy made $40,000 a year in residuals

Ah, dang it, today's Teresa's quinceañera?

Ah, good eye.

Ah, great.

Ah, I knew we'd never make it.

Ah, I turned that off so no one would know I'm here.

Ah, I'm friggin' Mr. Winthrop. Score.

Ah, no, wait. Bob!

Ah, nuts, he came in here.

Ah, Phillip Frond.

Ah, screw live people.

Ah, shh, shh, shh. I'm just sticking 'em back in here.

Ah, so firm but so gentle.

Ah, so weird.

Ah, that is such a cool expression.

Ah, the beat's about to kick in.

Ah, the pushover est.

Ah, then let us pass. Okay, I'll fight you.

Ah, this is Fluffy, and this is her cat Jessica.

Ah, yeah. (moaning)

Ah, you just need a little tune up, is all.

Ah! Ah! My leg!

Ah! Ah! My leg!

Ah! I'm at one percent! Let's go! Move, move!

Ah! I'm at one percent! Let's go! Move, move!

Ah! Oh!

Ah! ‭Sorry, that one looked like it had a big hair on it.

Ah! They probably work better in sand.

Ah! They probably work better in sand.

Ah! We can't let Jimmy finish first.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Okay, yeah.

Ah. Sure.

Ah. That's a good one, Lin. Eh.

Ah. Why didn't you say so?

Ah... Mommy's gonna be back in just a sec.

Aha!

Aha!

Ahoy to you, Teddy.

Ahoy, Belchers.

Air compressor, this is your big debut.

Akkoro Kamui,

Al, get me a cost breakdown and a timeline

All aboa... (screams) Whoa!

All at once, it makes it sound bad.

All cop. A really sick cop.

All done. We are gonna have a weekend of fun with this thing.

All good ideas.

All major plot twists happen in the tulip garden

All of it. We dropped some of our group on the way here,

All of this is probably for the best, so, uh..

All of us, Teddy!

All over my germ testing equipment!

All over the place.

All rewound

All right I'm going, I'm going. Just, uh, give me a second.

All right, all right, here we, here we go.

All right, all right, I'll talk to him.

All right, all right. Right, right. W We'll go.

All right, big guy, we're...

All right, Bob, we'll see you at the beach.

All right, Bob's Burgers, we made it.

All right, but I'm setting a lot of rules.

All right, close that curtain, Louise.

All right, dude. We believe in you.

All right, fine, it might have been inspired

All right, fine, you you've got two minutes.

All right, first of all, there's only one Nick.

All right, give 'em a wave, Bob.

All right, go to class.

All right, guys.

All right, here are your candy baskets.

All right, here I go.

All right, here I go. I'm gonna break the skylight.

All right, here we go. Here we go.

All right, hon.

All right, how's this for a urinal opener?

All right, I guess we're getting wet

All right, I see what you're doing here.

All right, I won't whack you. Come on in.

All right, I'm beginning to suspect that

All right, I'm going down one more t... one more time.

All right, I'm going, I'm leaving.

All right, I'm going, I'm leaving.

All right, I'm gonna go hide.

All right, I'm I'm gonna climb the wall now.

All right, imagine this is really cool lasers.

All right, it's okay, Teddy. I got it.

All right, it's time to start the parade, everybody!

All right, kids, out of the booth.

All right, let me just pull out my tax ophone.

All right, let's do it. Let's throw a melon!

All right, let's make fries.

All right, little Chunky Blast Off,

All right, look, I know this oven pretty well. Oven brag.

All right, Marshall, let's heat it and eat it.

All right, meet me around back in three minutes.

All right, now, uh, try rotating left.

All right, now, uh, try rotating left.

All right, off we go back in time.

All right, people, as many of you know,

All right, places, people.

All right, so I've placed some treats here, here and here.

All right, so it's settled.

All right, so they're already gonna be out of the house,

All right, sorry, sorry. Just continue.

All right, Teddy, you convinced me, let's go there.

All right, Teddy, you made your point.

All right, Teddy, you made your point.

All right, then, I guess

All right, time to turn my desk.

All right, tomorrow's debate topic is:

All right, we get it.

All right, we got to go.

All right, we're all set.

All right, we're desperate, so come on over.

All right, well, have fun.

All right, well, here you go.

All right, well, same here, but no cheese.

All right, well, then, I guess

All right, well, we gave it a shot, Gene.

All right, who put

All right, who put

All right!

All right! Mwah!

All right.

All right.

All right. Go! Go!

All right. Settle down.

All right. Stuck inside Outdoor Adventure World.

All right. Take a look at that vestibule.

All right. Well, it looks like we'll be

All rise for the somewhat respectable

All that matters is that it works.

All the free spirits out on the streets

All the guests will be in character all weekend.

All the singles... (sputters)

All the time? Really?

All the way to a pretty sweet deli spread.

All the wrappers organized?

All those wires.

All will be revealed when you give me... $25.

All you care about is if the play gets shut down

All you got to do is cop a plea so we can get out of here.

All you have to do is make sure no one goes in or out.

ALL: Aah!

ALL: Ah!

ALL: Ah! Jeez...

ALL: Ang ang ang ang ang ang ang.

ALL: Mm hmm.

ALL: Oh.

ALL: Seven layer parfait flambé.

ALL: Tina!

ALL: Yay!

ALL: Yeah!

ALL: Yeah!

ALL: Yeah!

All... you have... (grunting)

Allow me to explain. Here we go.

Almost there.

Almost to the house on the hill.

Almost. Ow.

Almost...

Also, chances are, it's mine.

Also, didn't she treat you horribly?

Also, I could just read them at home myself.

Also, I forgot to tell you.

Also, I had a little trouble with the volleyball net,

Also, I had a little trouble with the volleyball net,

Also, I popped by the store.

Also, it's a medical thing.

Also, it's your birthday.

Also, Linda's kids are here... Tina, Gene and Louise.

Also, maybe if you see the heat gun, you'll remember it

Also, please don't weed whack us.

Also, she has skinny legs

Also, there's about a dozen spit takes.

Also, we have received our topic.

Also, will you go before me?

Also, you're really out of breath.

Always remember how great your mom was.

Am I a hero? I don't know.

Am I crazy, or is that spark we had gone?

Am I peeing right now?

Am I pretty?

Amity makes non albino polar bear cubs

An albino polar bear cub cuddle

An astronaut and a karate expert?

An automobile is a luxury.

An evil robot army general, you say?

An exact recreation of the two foot high parfait

An under turkey. Who wears glasses.

And 319.

And 319.

And 7:00 if you're only here to see the B 52s!

And a bunch of the other ones.

And a butt and boobs if it's a woman.

And a desk! And that's what made that loud sound!

And a loser, which won't be me, and bing.

And a lot right now, and I'm sure a lot more in the future,

And a person in your position

And a place to go after school.

And a poorly formed haiku?

And a smidge of privacy.

And a very disgusting egg.

And about your underwear.

And again.

And all these other kids.

And all you want is to look over

And also you can't eat ice cream, you can't go

And also you wanted someone to go with you?

And also you wanted someone to go with you?

And also your lunchtime,

And also, I thought the place

And always remember to breathe harder than others.

And And charming's what gets tips.

And at this angle, it's gonna get weird fast.

And back to the story. We're gonna get sick.

And be honest.

And be seen with her.

And Bob's house is the least destroyed.

And bribe the judges with them. (laughs)

And bring it out and say, "Here's your boxes"?

And bring it to life with lasers.

And bring Martin in here.

And burst right through.

And buy one of my Mini Flower Love Weeds

And buy some decorations for the float.

And Caffery's bootlegged liquor?

And call it a night.

And chew food around her.

And cider with real cinnamon in it.

And clean up all the wicks so it's nice and neat.

And close up before Gayle comes over.

And come in last place.

And come to think of it, Gene always

And connecting deeply. God!

And connecting deeply. God!

And connection and peace

And crashing cymbals.

And did everyone get enough expensive fruit salad?

And didn't she cheat on you, like, a lot?

And didn't she make you go to the bathroom in the yard?

And do something really fun?

And dogs that have been in movies.

And doing the right thing. I'll just keep my head down

And don't act suspicious.

And don't come out of your rooms, even if you have to pee.

And don't even look at this Duncan boy.

And don't use the stove or knives

And drinking business water for so long

And drive it down the parade route.

And drop!

And eat jerky with you for the next six days.

And end it all? Maybe.

And even if you are,

And even though it makes us unhappy,

And ever since then, Colleen's taken it over

And every year, a potty head.

And everyone knows that's the last they'll ever see of him.

And everyone put on life vests.

And everyone was dancing on the ceiling,

And everything is marked down.

And feed it to him?

And felt a wave of fulfillment

And figure it out while we're sitting in the Jacuzzi

And finally,

And finger gunned 20 years ago in New York City?

And finger gunned me!

And five boxes should work.

And fly on broomsticks, but it'd be helpful

And for those two seconds, I forget everything.

And for your dolls, our best

And forget about our fun and creative role playing,

And gave her a poison apple, sending her

And gave him frosted tips!

And get a half day" on three!

And get dressed above the shoulders.

And get dressed above the shoulders.

And get my face scratched off by a rabid raccoon?

And get out of your hair.

And get out of your hair. (grunts)

And get to it.

And giblets and gizzards are gonna go everywhere.

And give them our burgers before he gives them his stupid pizza.

And gizzards, which will be inside the turkey heads.

And go back the way we came.

And go back to school next week.

And go back to school next week.

And go into the kitchen.

And go into the kitchen.

And go until we can get back onto the route somehow.

And go, go, go, go, go.

And good people do what's right

And guide us through the process.

And have you ever sat down and talked to Mom,

And he built this house for her.

And he could put it down on his résumé someday.

And he has a Bowflex!

And he said I wouldn't have to pay rent next month

And he said, "Today's the day

And he thinks Mr. Business has what it takes

And he waited for the squirrels to come.

And he'll be like, "No."

And he's a potato. It's poor taste, Bob.

And he's going up against Louise,

And he's gonna put the old Chunky Blast Offs back in orbit.

And he's gonna talk, and we're all gonna listen.

And he's got a neck muffin top. ‭Gene.

And he's not allowed in my office anymore.

And he's very good.

And he's willing to open up his shop after hours for you.

And hear that little guy say, "Mumaluma, Mumaluma."

And helped himself to the yogurt,

And helped himself to the yogurt,

And here we are back at my door.

And here we go.

And here we go.

And here we...

And here's another one.

And here's another one.

And here's the money I'm paying you for it.

And here's your card, my little Valen Tina.

And hey, your float looks dumb, just like your face.

And his favorite. He said he's gonna have a Slippy Slide. Ooh.

And his slot in the parade is available, too!

And his toothbrush.

And human boys, I love them.

And I accidentally left it on the fountain.

And I always mix them with alcohol.

And I am, too, also.

And I bet if you could train him to knock over the jar,

And I can pass those savings on to you.

And I could help you get through it,

And I could tell the cashier didn't like my baggy pants.

And I didn't even think I'd go on a date until grad school,

And I didn't feel like paying a whole month's rent.

And I didn't have to do my book report!

And I didn't take the yogurt.

And I don't ever want that to change.

And I gave her the usual five minutes,

And I get grateful acknowledgment in the credits,

And I got this idea to put poems and music together.

And I got this idea to put poems and music together.

And I guess I'm in charge, so...

And I have to give you a piggyback ride

And I have to say, I am impressed.

And I haven't even finished the second act.

And I just cast a spell to win the costume contest.

And I just went into a blind rage.

And I know a little something about giving up.

And I know I shouldn't have done that.

And I know we're crashing your beautiful quinceañera,

And I know when I've been bested.

And I know you're just as mad about this as I am.

And I love 'em.

And I love these eye guards.

And I mean, it may sound cheesy,

And I need you to say, "My mother."

And I really, really, really want you

And I said I had to go to the bathroom and here I am.

And I should probably just continue to do that.

And I slept through the sale! Noooo!

And I stay out of tall grass.

And I swapped it out for a ten.

And I think I'm about to hit a sweet patch of on again

And I think it was Delta Burke,

And I think maybe we can win this thing.

And I thought I was finally gonna get a chance

And I thought it'd be fun to take you all out.

And I told them that I have a Tanuki Baby,

And I took a trip to New York City

And I use a paper cup.

And I want to go to the mall that day to get leggings.

And I want to go.

And I want you to put it all in your essay!

And I was digging around in there for like ten minutes!

And I will clear it off.

And I will spend that week in this box.

And I won and you know it.

And I... so that clears that up.

And I'd like to know, who inspired you to go to space?

And I'll be Denise, and you be you.

And I'll be Denise's boyfriend.

And I'll be right back to take your order.

And I'll be the guy who brought robots to Wagstaff,

And I'll be the guy who brought robots to Wagstaff,

And I'll get my day in candy court!

And I'm deaf in my right ear starting now.

And I'm done with this curse! (groans)

And I'm going to prove it

And I'm gonna catch them when they do.

And I'm gonna go for it,

And I'm gonna tell him breaking you out of school

And I'm gonna try and get the egg.

And I'm gonna use old bed sheets to make a ketchup bottle,

And I'm not familiar with the term "fart faces."

And I'm not gonna do that thing where I fling my rubber band

And I'm not jealous of you at all.

And I'm not letting her get away.

And I'm not letting it get wet.

And I'm only 13; please don't call me "ma'am."

And I'm really not sure what to buy.

And I'm sorry I ever listened to you

And I'm sure I can save you guys some money.

And I'm sure she's worried that her body may never bounce back.

And I'm, by the way, in a serious

And I've got Bachelor Party,

And if anyone calls for us,

And if I could just trouble you

And if I tune out a little, it's only because

And if she has to learn kilometers she's gonna get lost

And if we adopt the metric system,

And if we win we'll be bringing home the first trophy

And if you can just tap your two toes together.

And if you thought nougat likes lots of humidity,

And if you're always looking down,

And in business, that's half the battle.

And in most Bibles.

And in some ways, I've never recovered.

And is also a black belt in karate.

And it bit you in the ass.

And it could be mine.

And it looks like a kid is down there staring at you!

And it looks like it's just taped on.

And it may or not have to do with your gift.

And it was you that Delta winked at.

And it will probably be mine.

And it'll be fine. Besides, you know

And it's a little early to, you know,

And it's called "The Quirky Turkey."

And it's far more affordable.

And it's getting dark.

And it's happening tonight.

And it's in his butt!

And it's not at all because you're their accountant

And it's not like the bar was set low at all.

And it's not like the bar was set low at all.

And it's on course to intersect with this hot sauce

And it's only 6:45 p.m.

And it's part of the gingerbread game, Bob,

And its ear kind of has a notch in it.

And just ride that rocket into space,

And kind of, uh, embellish it a little.

And kinda jellyfish out?

And knit yourself to sleep.

And laughing in Colleen Caviello's

And learn how to dance?

And less mean to crossing guards.

And let you have farty time on the couchies.

And let's just say that I'm also gonna need that shoe back.

And let's just say that I'm really good

And let's see how we do.

And look for mom's hidden bacon bits

And look what else I borrowed from The Bear Trap.

And looked really weak and fragile.

And looks really, really good in it.

And lose business forever.

And lying to the IRS is definitely illegal.

And made an obscenely large donation

And make a manly potpourri.

And makes everything dark and gloomy?

And mark your eggs down on the map

And maybe come back tomorrow, off the clock.

And maybe don't look them in the eyes.

And maybe I need a crutch, but you can lean on me.

And maybe I need a crutch, but you can lean on me.

And maybe Ms. Labonz getting jury duty

And maybe pooped out love.

And maybe that's okay.

And me!

And meant so much to me.

And mine lives in Florida, thank you.

And miss the kids' "Mother's Day Assembly" at school? No way.

And mixing in a fun holiday message.

And Mombo became real.

And Mr. Ambrose uses the computer room

And Mr. Fischoeder is gonna burn down our apartment.

And my foot dragging?

And my janitor cat, Mr. Brooms.

And mysterious, with a hint of glamor.

And never make it back to the condo.

And next is Tina Belcher as a sand witch.

And next we have Louise Belcher dressed as,

And next we have Peter Pescadero as the Mona Lisa.

And next we have Tammy Larson

And no one likes him.

And not how I saw it going down with Denise

And not... me.

And nothing bothers a starfish in a tide pool...

And nothing can stop love. (stomach grumbles)

And now a quick intermission while I change into a leotard

And now do it.

And now I know what it is.

And now I may cuddle an albino polar bear baby.

And now I present my history project

And now I'm bored.

And now I'm gonna take you to Pitts burg.

And now I'm here.

And now my phone's not getting a signal.

And now that they're gone, I feel like

And now there's a bunch of water

And now this whole thing happens, you know?

And now you're here.

And now, our fourth graders will take you back

And now, to celebrate, you can give me $20.

And now, your favorite space cadets,

And now.

And one hot son.

And one of us has to go down to the office.

And one time, we got to meet Dean Cain.

And other people leave their moms in cars

And our cat, Steven. Remember him?

And our cat, Steven. Remember him?

And our group will get bigger and bigger

And our last one quit to focus on spelling bee.

And over and over...

And overcharging them for photos...

And pants. What?

And pee out on the stage.

And peeing in my pants a little.

And people are buying them. Gah!

And people went crazy.

And people will want to join us,

And Peter and I wrote a song about it. Hit it!

And pour shampoo in a fountain, Bernadette?

And pretend it's our apartment

And put it in the oven.

And reading is dumb.

And reading the newspaper.

And ride as far as my charge will take me.

And ride as far as my charge will take me.

And run that bake sale like it's her own exclusive club.

And run that bake sale like it's her own exclusive club.

And saved an innocent man.

And saving souls. Maybe. You don't know.

And say a doll ordered 'em. I love it.

And say I may be having a fever dream.

And see if I can get our money back.

And see myself winning first prize.'"

And see your little Mumaluma doll

And sentences him to hard labor in a rock quarry.

And she feels left out because she doesn't look

And she gave me a wink and the finger guns.

And she looks great.

And she never chipped in for pizza.

And she won't need as much of ours.

And she's a handful.

And sit on it backwards.

And sit on it backwards.

And slide it back under.

And slide them through the little slats in the door

And slide them through the little slats in the door

And slip in it.

And slippity slide every day?

And smelly. Yeah.

And sneak Gene into the board meeting.

And so I just feel like, you know,

And some people don't wear costumes.

And some people wink at their cat moms.

And someone's getting sent home.

And stay away from the fire.

And stay away from the fire.

And steel drums, I want to say.

And step moms, right, Cheryl?

And stop believing in anything.

And such a church.

And take another picture, and keep doing it,

And Teddy, you shouldn't give my kids fireworks.

And Terms of Endearment,

And thank you to myself, which is also important.

And Thanksgiving themed?

And that formatting.

And that kid has more heart in his regular sized body

And that little boy who didn't make the basketball team was me.

And that still means something in this crazy world.

And that woman with you,

And that you crumpled up into a little ball on the ground

And that you will come pick her up after school.

And that, my fellow Americans, is why we should eat dog.

And that, my friends,

And that's a prank because... ?

And that's actually nice.

And that's not up for debate.

And that's when The Rebel gets the idea

And that's why we brought Gene on

And that's why we need you to be our executive producer.

And the astronaut guy looks creepy.

And the cafeteria.

And the cattle have overrun this island ever since

And the dessert is Mrs. Winthorpe's favorite...

And the entire third, fourth, and fifth floors.

And the environment I was in was schnapps.

And the hyper unit something.

And the kids are home for spring break so they get to help.

And the lasers are kind of old.

And the men and women who had the privilege to serve them.

And the peanut blight in Puerto Rico

And the production sounds impressive.

And the room is kind of woozy.

And the winner is...

And the winner is...

And their Pesto Coladas. Two things.

And then after that and then after that.

And then ask them if they like mom jeans

And then check out Vampires and Cake.

And then copied it because it was so good.

And then decorate myself in flames.

And then drive back in the morning.

And then escaped through a skylight?

And then Gene ate two.

And then he just went right on murdering.