Bob's Burgers - Season 3 Edit

A 16 and 16, thank you.

A and then a butterfly flew in the window

A Are we good?

A ba ba ba! Don't look!

A backstory?

A bet is a bet, Bob.

A big surge could mess up

A boobity boobity boobity boo!

A bounce house full of jelly.

A broken down wreck with the dead eyes,

A bunch of naked old people

A butterfly?

A cormorant flew in the window.

A cormorant? What an auspicious sign.

A cormorant.

A dance groupie.

A day of firsts.

A drive thru hammer store.

A dyslexic episode!

A famous baseball player...

A free large a free extra large.

A friend who needs to borrow your family for Thanksgiving.

A funeral home? What?!

A funeral home. It's a home for funerals.

A girl saw me in my booster seat!

A grand old dame?

A Grazielda figurine.

A guinea pig. What is it?

A hairnet for your face and arms.

A head count. Uh... oh.

A hearse doesn't exactly sip gas.

A heart.

A helluva friend!

A helluva lover!

A hundred bucks for that junk. All right.

A life threatening amount of tension in my glutes?

A little afraid of the ball.

A little bit.

A little more glue.

A little too lucky. Uh, thanks.

A little trouble with the UFMWD?

A living memory.

A lonely inventor and a down on her luck elephant find true love?

A loser, I'd just call my kids.

A lot closer, Tammy, to be honest.

A lot of space!

A love mission.

A minute.

A month for five months.

A mother's gentle touch.

A mother's instinct at its most primal level!

A mystery package! What could it be?

A nice retirement community.

A nine year phase... she'll grow out of it.

A normal conversation

A nude man selling blondies.

A nudecathlon has 27 events,

A pancake

A pants off? For me?

A party violation over here. What are you doing?

A perfect cross section of American youth.

A poultry within a poultry.

A power source for his talking toilet.

A prop house is selling the actual mechanical shark

A real water cooler like on TV!

A really great day.

A romantic Valentine's gift.

A scouring pad?

A scouring pal.

A serving size is four mini egg rolls.

A silver spoon sticking out of his mouth.

A strange, puffy fiddle with a ponytail and a sad butt.

A sun quilt. It was beautiful.

A talking manatee?!

A teacher of the ancient art of seduction.

A toilet.

A what Douglas.

A what? A womb a tism!

A what? An espresso. Huh?

A what? I don't understand.

A worthy naked adversary.

A yes is better than a maybe, sweetie.

Aah, I don't wanna die.

Aah, I should have worn more toilet paper.

Aah, it got me. Help!

Aah, Mike's a mailman!

Aah, no, Gene, get the fin!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Don't throw that!

Aah! Fine!

Aah! I banish you from the land of Latifah!

Aah! No!

Aah! No! My baby!

Aah! Qu Quit shining the light in my eyes!

Aah! Strike one, strike two, strike three!

Abandon ship! For Bob's Burgers.

About 15 years ago and I I played

About a butterfly and a bird?

About a personal passion maybe?

About anything at all.

About getting that window display going?

About good rock, that's how come. Aw.

About me at some restaurant.

About people who buy milk.

About the baseball camp.

About the Mad Pooper...

About the secret crush to throw us off her trail?

About these things?

About this museum,

About what those girls would think of me

According to the Phenomimom...

Act normal.

Activate bidet? Yes!

Activate wings!

Activating night light.

Actually, Gene, you take more after your father.

Actually, I fired Mickey. And good news,

Actually, I kind of want to try something.

Actually, I would like many balloons.

Actually, it's a double date.

Actually, we were thinking we'd camp out tonight

Adrenaline, do your thing!

Adults aren't allowed to help, so you'll have to hide.

After everything you did for me.

After Gene. Mm hmm.

After my divorce went through. Oh.

After school activity,

After the barbecue, I promise,

After what happened to that girl's arm

After what you did to me.

Ah ah

Ah ah ah ah ah. Who wants apps?

Ah ah.

Ah ah.

Ah ha ha! You did it, Bobby!

Ah ha, ha ha.

Ah, a traditional Christmas mannequin hunt.

Ah, ah, baa, baa, ba.

Ah, ah, I think I just need a few stitches.

Ah, all ready for your big field trip to the museum

Ah, all right.

Ah, because your fingers are like the legs

Ah, Boo Boo's so cute.

Ah, calm down, we weren't gonna cut off any ears.

Ah, damn it, we got poop scooped!

Ah, hey!

Ah, I got mad.

Ah, I got to take my shirt off. I'm gonna...

Ah, I was being a jerk. He was just being a turtle.

Ah, I'm going in tight.

Ah, I'm sure.

Ah, it's all right.

Ah, it's got my hand.

Ah, it's Max Flush!

Ah, it's no big deal.

Ah, it's Tina!

Ah, Judge Pam, did you see that?

Ah, look, I got just got another one.

Ah, man. You tricked us.

Ah, maybe I could sell something valuable.

Ah, maybe not.

Ah, Mom. Come here.

Ah, my little Bobby Block Captain.

Ah, nice.

Ah, no thanks. We're on vacation.

Ah, not so fast, forehead sweat.

Ah, not there.

Ah, peel my back.

Ah, phew.

Ah, quick question

Ah, really? Yeah, you think so?

Ah, Teddy, come here.

Ah, thanks, Linda.

Ah, the Fischoeders!

Ah, the grown up g**** juice.

Ah, the theater.

Ah, there's the dinner rolls.

Ah, they all kind of fit.

Ah, well, you look ridiculous.

Ah, yeah, sure, breaking windows,

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, you're such a dick, Bob.

Ah, you're such a dick, Bob.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah, I'm gonna throw up!

Ah! Ah...!

Ah! Diapers!

Ah! I need a baby!

Ah! It wasn't easy, but I got it all.

Ah! It's a girl!

Ah! No! Drop it!

Ah! Oh, my God!

Ah! Oh!

Ah! Ooh.

Ah! Ow.

Ah! You're gonna do a different one tomorrow?

Ah. And what if WSN had an exclusive video confession?

Ah. Mom's texting me. I got to go.

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... He's a doctor.

Ah... Still ne... might need some work.

Ah... um, no, I'm... Yeah... no, wha... why...

Ah...!

Ah...! Bob.

Ah...?

Ahab, Gray hab, and Flab hab!

Ahem!

Ahem!

Ahem.

Ahh, I'm not freaking out here!

Ahh!

Ahh...

Aisle three's got a spill a roosh.

Al finally got into the swing of things.

Alert.

Alert.

Alert. Auxiliary water tank low.

All day? You kids weren't at school?

All for one low price.

All I get is this whistle.

All I had for breakfast was kiwi fuzz.

All I have to do is plug it in.

All I hear is a funky bass line.

All I heard was "grab that pricing gun."

All I need is that hat!

All I'm saying is, the stegosaurus... it's obviously..

All in a... yuck, naked.

All of a sudden I feel slower.

All of our Thanksgiving traditions?

All right, all done with the dishes.

All right, all right,

All right, all right.

All right, Bobby, have fun cooking!

All right, Boo Boo.

All right, dinner's at six bells.

All right, enough, Gene.

All right, enough. Enough.

All right, even better. It'll be fresher. Go out there.

All right, everybody.

All right, everybody. Fun's over.

All right, everyone! Load in!

All right, fine.

All right, fine.

All right, fine. Like a seafood restaurant

All right, Gene, what have you got?

All right, Gene, you're in.

All right, Gene, you're on the board.

All right, good. First, we need to distract Flarty and his crew

All right, have a good day, kids.

All right, here comes the judge. Good luck, Gene.

All right, how about this?

All right, I did it.

All right, I got the ball on the one yard line

All right, I'll drop you off at school

All right, I'll give it a shot.

All right, I'll say something.

All right, I'll take a little sip.

All right, I'm getting out of here.

All right, I'm going on break.

All right, I'm gonna need an Edison and a Topsy.

All right, I'm gonna toss it to you easy, Gene, okay?

All right, I'm on my way. You, follow me.

All right, interview's over.

All right, it's goin' on now, here it goes.

All right, J Ju, get your net ready.

All right, kids, help me close up shop

All right, kids, help me get him in the car.

All right, let me... Call a mutiny.

All right, let's get Frackin'!

All right, let's go crazy.

All right, let's let's have you go

All right, let's pop off our pants

All right, let's see what these babies can do.

All right, let's show these people

All right, let's stitch you right up, here.

All right, Lin, calm down.

All right, Linda,

All right, Mickey, enough. All right.

All right, missy, this better be good

All right, moving seats! Go, go!

All right, Patooties, get your Cutie faces on.

All right, people, line up! You'll see we have

All right, race you to the top. Let's do it!

All right, see you after the show.

All right, so which one does your mom want?

All right, steady as she goes, Bob.

All right, step right up.

All right, thanks, thanks

All right, then stay out of it.

All right, Tina, calm down.

All right, Tina, new game, new game.

All right, uh...

All right, we'll leave a note

All right, we're going to the mall then!

All right, we're on in five.

All right, we're on in five.

All right, well,

All right, well, I guess we're gonna take off.

All right, well, uh, we're gonna go

All right, well, why don't you two pair up

All right, well, you know what? Then I'm coming down there.

All right, which way did we come in?

All right, who wants the first pee balloon? You?

All right, you can come, but then right back to...

All right, you got five minutes.

All right, you guys stay out here.

All right, you know what?

All right, you're doing great.

All right, you're gonna have to sit down.

All right, you're good. Go on in.

All right, you're rehired.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! Summer fun starts now!

All right! Yay! No. No. No, no, no.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, good man.

All right. But you're right.

All right. Congratulations.

All right. I could go for that. I'm in.

All right. Let's go.

All right. Shut up, Lin!

All right. Sorry,

All right. That's enough.

All right. Us girls are gonna go hit the spa.

All rise. Pam's Court is now in session.

All sorts of stuff in there.

All the boobs in the museum.

All the dingles... Ooh.

All the dongles... Ahh.

All the glasses she wants?! Ugh!

All the ladies in the house now: silent love!

All the time

All the way to the reference section.

All these incredibly expensive appliances. Am I nuts?

All this brisket talk is making me hungry.

All this science fair stuff reminded me of my old invention.

All this talk about shooting is making me thirsty.

All this was his idea.

All without your ears.

All you're doing is making the shark more dangerous, Bob

All your sad stories.

Allen coholics. Ugh.

Allow me to put your napkin on your lap.

Allowed to be in here. What's going on?!

Almost dying is the best part of living.

Also, I think I'm gonna be sick tomorrow.

Also, I'm, I'm supposed to get a meat delivery,

Also, if you ignore history,

Also, you should wear your hair up sometimes, girlfriend.

Always go for the feet.

Always professional.

Am I doing it right?

Am I going to the dance?

Am I right? All right.

Amazing over the shoulder catch.

Amazon?

America.

An Amazon exhibit?

An eight cents a month payment plan.

An emergency, all block, shark stopping meeting...

An emergency?

An endangered box turtle from the tour bus driver.

An espresso machine doesn't just walk away.

An exit sign. Thanks, Santa.

An hour, really, hmm?

An old sea cow like me.

An underground casino.

And a dungeon full of Dungeness crabs.

And a flour less chocolate cake for dessert!

And a lot of junk in the trunk.

And a magnificent perm.

And a one, and a two...

And a Sagittarius.

And a thank you package on your doorstep.

And act like we didn't do anything wrong,

And all this breathing is making me hungry.

And also, I hate the defense

And anyway, the day just got away from us.

And as for you, I don't feel like

And assume responsibility for their reckless behavior.

And at exactly 8:00,

And back to the armpit we call home.

And begin assembling your second original display.

And being asked out by handsome guidance counselors.

And besides... you're mothers.

And beyond that is the rock climbing wall.

And Bob and Pat are gonna get dunked

And Boo Boo!

And boom, my friend the toilet.

And by kinks I mean almost melting Tina.

And come back for my toast!

And come up with something.

And competing against the O'Donnells are the Belchers.

And could you make us a Web site?

And critiquing you on eye contact,

And Dad started swatting at it.

And destroy you.

And don't be self conscious if you start sweating a lot,

And don't forget about

And down you go.

And everyone claps.

And everything's back to normal

And feed those fetuses.

And find your randomly

And flood the basement, he's gonna turn me in.

And Gene Belcher.

And get my ears back.

And get passed around like hors d'oeuvres?!

And get some batteries, extension cords.

And go cradle your daughter!

And go!

And great news I got us all on the list.

And guess who found out Al's secret kink

And have a crappy day just like you want

And have another shot at the minivan.

And have been more than friends on one and a half occasions

And he came home covered in syrup without any eyebrows.

And he crashes our freaking car!

And he didn't let it slow him down. That was inspiring.

And he drove his car into a peacock sanctuary.

And he said yes.

And he says I'm a bad driver!

And he smelled...

And he's gonna perform it now.

And he's got a really great voice,

And he's not crazy.

And her breath smells like sweat.

And here's a review for you!

And his face?

And his misshapen penis.

And his name is Bob Burger.

And his smug face,

And Holly Hunter.

And home is his hemorrhoid pillow.

And hopefully in the future, your good friend.

And hopefully, end of our problems.

And how can we ration our passion?

And I am Kate Bush.

And I am not going to the handwashing class!

And I am wiped out.

And I am, uh... Oh... Gotcha!

And I appreciate you dressing up

And I believe you are the house.

And I believe you are the house.

And I can teach you to make burgers,

And I can't believe you talk that way to the bank.

And I cannot wait to see how it turned out.

And I creamed the competition.

And I got your birthing hips.

And I got...

And I happen to be the quadrant captain.

And I have a hunch Chuck told him where to look.

And I have my... night planned.

And I just mighters see you tonighters.

And I know exactly what I want.

And I look like a British lady.

And I love it. Topsy.

And I love your money!

And I only have a few things to say.

And I shouldn't have let you talk me into doing this!

And I spent $500 on it,

And I take them every day.

And I think it really paid off.

And I thought they were cool.

And I thought, "No."

And I want to spend more time at home with my pets.

And I want you home by 9:00. Ugh. Hooray!

And I want you to sing it.

And I was moving, I thought, um, "Am I in neutral?"

And I was sleeping with the boss.

And I won't kill him. I'm just gonna maim him!

And I wonder what Gene's doing.

And I, I love your kids.

And I, I paid November's rent a few days ago.

And I'd be so embarrassed.

And I'll be the eye in the sky, watching over everything.

And I'll never give him back!

And I'll stay nine forever.

And I'm a blonde now, so I'm better than you.

And I'm a dork for bargain Chardonnays

And I'm a dork for dinosaurs and my series of graphic novels.

And I'm a pretty good dad.

And I'm bringing some of my people.

And I'm going to destroy this family

And I'm going to destroy this family.

And I'm gonna learn about sex from television,

And I'm gonna prove it.

And I'm gonna pull hundreds more.

And I'm gonna pull hundreds more."

And I'm just trying to get back out there.

And I'm just trying to help you, buddy.

And I'm learning how to French braid.

And I'm Linda.

And I'm not letting you get away.

And I'm single and I'm working two jobs,

And I'm the one with the muffin top.

And I've hired the fourth grade mathletics geeks

And ice cream shazamwiches for dessert!

And ideas for tomorrow's window!

And if any little kids are still out,

And if there's a chaperone king, it's gonna be you.

And if they're not, I'm not.

And if those aren't enough,

And if we don't go along with his scam

And if we figure out how to get up there,

And if we're gonna lose, I want to lose fair and square

And if you clean my bedpan.

And if you hate it, I'll stop.

And if you touch history,

And if you women can handle my baggage,

And in the newspaper's Christmas Countdown.

And it cannot be a studio.

And it is off putting!

And it said we were "red hot."

And it'll be way better than yours, you lame pon.

And it's my science fair project from last year.

And it's not Lenny.

And it's only $495.

And it's the best topic in the world:

And it's the most exciting competition on four legs.

And it's time for that star to shine.

And it's time for this star to shine.

And it's... Hmm.

And Josh wants to go with me.

And just forget about this, okay?

And just like every happy family,

And leg pains and dry mouth.

And less disgusting.

And let's not forget about Mike the Mailman.

And lizards.

And look, you know, it can all go away.

And Louise, we use the giblets

And make Mr. Dinkler look like an evil inventor impersonating ass.

And Mama.

And maybe he'll help you give those people their display.

And maybe I can sneak out later while you cover for me.

And maybe I know someone who needs them more than m

And maybe some choir kids and maybe a couple of band geeks.

And maybe, uh, cover the window with a big curtain,

And microfiche.

And Mom said I'd never climb a tree.

And Mom's on the toilet.

And my butt.

And my dad never smiled or laughed.

And my dog, Mr. Doglavich.

And my everything went.

And my extra long pinky toe.

And my socks!

And my whole family is watching me

And my wife.

And my World War II fighter plane.

And never watch any shows on Channel 13 again!

And no one is gonna question my claim

And no one was surprised.

And no physical contact of any kind.

And nobody messes with my man, Tom.

And not one of the nice ones either.

And not put my stuff out on the street.

And not strap into.

And now I have to go to the library,

And now I'm excellent at baseball.

And now on behalf of all cooks and all oysters,

And now the Belchers are gonna spin the prize wheel

And now these guys

And now we wait.

And now you're down. That was cool.

And now you're gonna pay!

And now, apparently, she has.

And oh! Oh, it looks like Kiki does, too.

And one for Bob.

And one of them's not even papier matcher, like Roberto was.

And one of these; it's called a gun.

And open up your safe... we've got good news

And out of it.

And Pam's ex husband and new host of Family Fracas,

And pasta that comes in cans.

And patriotic checks never bounce.

And peel off some burnies. You want to come?

And people walk right by it, never take notice.

And peppers and pumpkin pie!" Please make it stop!

And petting a piece of soap.

And Pickles. Pickles?

And ponying up that hundred bucks.

And pretend none of this is happening

And rashy.

And realize I look exactly like that.

And remember, look alive but absolutely still.

And remember, this stays just between us.

And see the naked people.

And shark attack survivor Kristi Sanducci.

And shave my legs.

And she has blond hair.

And she kissed me and

And she should probably get a lawyer.

And she shouldn't be into boy bands?

And she thinks you're really cute.

And she's always sucking on her necklace.

And she's beautiful and sporty.

And she's excited to take you.

And she's looking right at you.

And shorter. We're in a mud hole.

And sing it at the party.

And skin care.

And sneaking off with Warren Fitzgerald.

And snuggling with steel wool.

And so had Nadine.

And so it begins.

And so the knuckle didn't grow

And so,

And some crumbled deodorant in a baggy.

And someone pooped in it.

And something for the mailman.

And something to share, 'cause it's a potluck.

And stay with me here by the grill.

And stay with the group!

And take a nap on the floor like you do at home, okay?

And take Linda and my suit out to a nice dinner.

And talk to those people face to face!

And thanks for getting your hands dirty, Doc.

And that box of toys... Horrible toys.

And that lady's poor dog and that guy's balls

And that makes me feel negatively towards you.

And that no fun Frond

And that puts you in the running for

And that was the last we saw of him!

And that we lied about the car accident.

And that we're really cute when we hurry.

And that. You naughty witch.

And that's a home run ot.

And that's for taking me to The Momgina Monologues!

And that's from a kid who hates running.

And that's how you pick the weeds!

And that's okay.

And that's why I believe

And that's why you're gonna throw scissors.

And the Belcher Thanksgiving will be back on track.

And the blue ribbon goes to "Spice..."

And the childhood that I never had.

And the hours are flexible,

And the last one's Tina.

And the Pestos win a brand new minivan!

And the pickle guy's coming, too, and...

And the push broom on my lip.

And the seat's missing.

And the South of the Border fish taco night.

And the theme could be "That's Nasty

And the weight just fell right off.

And then come back and play every night.

And then did nothing. Nothing!

And then dump foam all over them.

And then erase them immediately.

And then I made everything worse by lying about it.

And then I say, "Hey. Lightbulb.

And then I'll go to the dive bar.

And then in the middle, it...

And then it's Christmas, so I'll stop.

And then later, we can look at them.

And then Louise.

And then sit on it till it pops.

And then some.

And then the next day and then the next day

And then there was a bug that landed on the ground,

And then there's Boo Boo.

And then they'll let you stay.

And then we can go back to the boring group

And then we gotta cut it up in little pieces

And then we lost him.

And then we're gonna go under the ropes

And then you come by with all ts attitude!

And then you come to the kitchen for my toast.

And there it goes.

And there was this old beat up machine, like a love tester

And there were SWAT teams, and helicopters, and negotiators?

And there's only one sex shopping day till Christmas.

And these are their bikes.

And these mamma jammas got 'em back!

And they make dolphins jump out of the water and eat fish.

And they smell great, so don't even bother asking.

And they're bringing home the gold!

And they're holding the shark's baby hostage

And they're off!

And they're ready to deal.

And things are really heating up in the living room,

And this is called "Better Ode To Dad."

And this is my daughter Louise.

And this is my son

And this is the first time you're doing it,

And this is what we get... fire in our eyes!

And this isn't the first time, either.

And this one and this one. Good bye.

And this one. Oh, no no no, not that one. Not that.

And those hips on those legs?

And those who don't play can't stay.

And thousands of basketball plays

And three... two...

And time to swaddle the baby.

And Tina's a mummy. Sexy.

And tiny little scratch marks. Oh, God!

And today I got a soft maybe from a boy I asked.

And tonight, we win the van. I feel it.

And tossed a bag of its poop on my floor?

And true, we never saw each other nude back then...

And turn right at the stop sign.

And two birds.

And two buns!

And unveil the new display right before we open.

And water, literally.

And we are gonna be excited to see them.

And we can all go trick or treating

And we can't find our way out of the woods,

And we go there every year.

And we got checks out all over the place.

And we had an incident yesterday.

And we made it faster.

And we only dropped her twice.

And we should replace our chairs with treadmills.

And we sure didn't come to take home the Silver Spoon.

And we were gonna give 'em snorkels, but, uh...

And we will not allow

And we would, and we'd forget all our troubles.

And we'd come crawling back.

And we'll be dead, too, so it's complicated.

And we'll be on our way.

And we'll get there in no time.

And we'll meet you in the car.

And we'll play tackle in the kitchen.

And we're back in three, two...