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Jon Benjamin Has a Van - Season 1

Jon Benjamin Has a Van - Season 1

Jon Benjamin Has a Van is a hilarious television show that premiered in 2011. The show features the talented voice actor Jon Benjamin, known for his work on popular animated shows like Archer and Bob's Burgers. With its unique blend of mockumentary-style storytelling and offbeat humor, Jon Benjamin Has a Van quickly became a fan favorite.

The show follows Jon Benjamin as he embarks on outrageous and absurd adventures in his trusty van, aptly named "Vanjamin." Each episode is a wild ride, with Jon getting himself into all sorts of bizarre situations and interacting with eccentric characters along the way.

The cast of Jon Benjamin Has a Van includes a variety of talented actors, comedians, and guest stars who bring the show to life. Aside from the titular Jon Benjamin, the main cast also features Nathan Fielder, who later gained fame with his own hit show Nathan for You. Other regular cast members include Gabourey Sidibe, Leo Allen, and Henry Zebrowski, who all contribute to the show's humor and wit.

One of the standout aspects of Jon Benjamin Has a Van is its clever writing and sharp comedic timing. The show's humor often walks the line between witty wordplay and absurdist surrealism, resulting in laugh-out-loud moments that catch viewers off guard. Jon Benjamin's deadpan delivery adds an extra layer of comedy to the already hilarious situations he finds himself in.

The first season of Jon Benjamin Has a Van is filled with memorable and outrageous episodes. In "Little Little Italy," Jon explores New York City's smallest and most mysterious neighborhood, showing off his knack for investigative journalism. In "Breakdown Van," Jon transforms his van into a hospital and becomes a fake doctor, hilariously diagnosing the passersby with outrageous ailments.

"Star Door" is another remarkable episode that takes Jon Benjamin to Hollywood, where he tries to prove that he deserves his own star on the Walk of Fame. This episode showcases the show's clever satirical style, poking fun at the absurdities of the entertainment industry.

Jon Benjamin Has a Van is not only known for its comedic brilliance but also for its fantastic soundtrack. The show features an eclectic mix of music that perfectly complements the absurdity on screen. From catchy theme songs to whimsical tunes that play during Jon's adventures, the music enhances the overall experience of watching the show.

If you're a fan of Jon Benjamin's distinct voice and offbeat sense of humor, you won't want to miss out on Jon Benjamin Has a Van. You can easily find and download these sounds online to enjoy the show's hilarious antics and memorable moments.

So, buckle up and get ready for a hilarious and surreal journey with Jon Benjamin Has a Van. Whether you're a fan of mockumentary-style comedy or simply enjoy something out of the ordinary, this show is sure to leave you in stitches. Don't miss out on the hilarious adventures of Jon Benjamin and his trusty van; start watching Jon Benjamin Has a Van today!

A chiste
A chiste
A little late.
A little late.
A real thing.
A real thing.
A van Shaped star door.
A van Shaped star door.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! The gun's hot!
Aah! The gun's hot!
Aah... aah.
Aah... aah.
About 20 minutes to think about it.
About 20 minutes to think about it.
About my drug business!
About my drug business!
About the world's most photographed baby
About the world's most photographed baby
About where most of this is coming from
About where most of this is coming from
Absolutely
Absolutely
After countless surgeries even the best doctors
After countless surgeries even the best doctors
After falling into the feeder of a grain thresher,
After falling into the feeder of a grain thresher,
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Get down!
Ah! Get down!
Ah.
Ah.
All day long.
All day long.
All i can say is, god made man
All i can say is, god made man
All i could tell you is when god made man
All i could tell you is when god made man
All of you.
All of you.
All right, i want everyone to gear up,
All right, i want everyone to gear up,
All right, well, listen, this is how this works.
All right, well, listen, this is how this works.
All right. Yeah, well, hold on a second.
All right. Yeah, well, hold on a second.
All this and more
All this and more
All this and more on tonight's
All this and more on tonight's
All this and more on tonight's jon benjamin has a van.
All this and more on tonight's jon benjamin has a van.
All this and more on tonight's jon benjamin has a van.
All this and more on tonight's jon benjamin has a van.
All:
All:
Allora, is that so?
Allora, is that so?
And according to the record,
And according to the record,
And also, you're invited to our celebration,
And also, you're invited to our celebration,
And another installment of "ocd after dark. "
And another installment of "ocd after dark. "
And around the back and sides too.
And around the back and sides too.
And eat all our goldfish.
And eat all our goldfish.
And eyes.
And eyes.
And he sat there the entire time.
And he sat there the entire time.
And hear his incredible story.
And hear his incredible story.
And i can show it to you. It's right there.
And i can show it to you. It's right there.
And i hope you'll soon join us
And i hope you'll soon join us
And i love it,
And i love it,
And i was, like, um...
And i was, like, um...
And i would start screaming from being so scared.
And i would start screaming from being so scared.
And i'll deal with you later.
And i'll deal with you later.
And if we need it back,
And if we need it back,
And it's changed my life.
And it's changed my life.
And it's really the strangest feeling,
And it's really the strangest feeling,
And it's sooner than you think.
And it's sooner than you think.
And jargon loprax over here should have known better
And jargon loprax over here should have known better
And just thinking about going to war,
And just thinking about going to war,
And moving on to the next platform,
And moving on to the next platform,
And my first child was killed by los zetas.
And my first child was killed by los zetas.
And my job
And my job
And on tonight's exclusive interview,
And on tonight's exclusive interview,
And see the truth.
And see the truth.
And smoke yourself to death.
And smoke yourself to death.
And that's all you need to understand.
And that's all you need to understand.
And that's what sets us apart.
And that's what sets us apart.
And the main cause of this,
And the main cause of this,
And the writing on it tells us your van may be the key.
And the writing on it tells us your van may be the key.
And then i immediately passed out.
And then i immediately passed out.
And then i'll take you out to dinner
And then i'll take you out to dinner
And then it starts to get ugly.
And then it starts to get ugly.
And then they take room from us.
And then they take room from us.
And this was by far the worst thing i'd ever seen.
And this was by far the worst thing i'd ever seen.
And this was my response.
And this was my response.
And those who do it are disgusting pigs,
And those who do it are disgusting pigs,
And walked the whole way down the sidewalk.
And walked the whole way down the sidewalk.
And we already got it.
And we already got it.
And we shoot here, and then you're on the show
And we shoot here, and then you're on the show
And we talk to the youngest person
And we talk to the youngest person
And wealthy real estate developers.
And wealthy real estate developers.
And when the opportunity arose
And when the opportunity arose
And who knows how long before they take that from us too?
And who knows how long before they take that from us too?
And you can't tell me what to do.
And you can't tell me what to do.
And you give it to frank to smooth things over.
And you give it to frank to smooth things over.
And you got burned. See that camera?
And you got burned. See that camera?
And you slept with her.
And you slept with her.
And your lame party and your cupcakes.
And your lame party and your cupcakes.
And, uh, i want to thank you for this interview.
And, uh, i want to thank you for this interview.
And, um, he said something about iced tea,
And, um, he said something about iced tea,
Andiamo
Andiamo
Are avowedly christian,
Are avowedly christian,
Are biological offspring!
Are biological offspring!
Are incorrect? Is that possible?
Are incorrect? Is that possible?
Are you going to see him?
Are you going to see him?
Are you leaving?
Are you leaving?
Are you still smoking?
Are you still smoking?
Arf arf arf arf arf arf.
Arf arf arf arf arf arf.
As for our human visitor,
As for our human visitor,
As long as catalina says it's okay
As long as catalina says it's okay
As you can see from the imprint,
As you can see from the imprint,
As you're doing it.
As you're doing it.
Aside from immigrants, is litter.
Aside from immigrants, is litter.
At a high rate of speed,
At a high rate of speed,
At first little, little italy and little italy
At first little, little italy and little italy
At first, i denied these allegations,
At first, i denied these allegations,
At the actual border itself.
At the actual border itself.
At the celebration.
At the celebration.
At the top of her lungs.
At the top of her lungs.
At this time to the official reentry point.
At this time to the official reentry point.
Aw, it's not that secret.
Aw, it's not that secret.
Be careful with that, jon. That's some strong stuff.
Be careful with that, jon. That's some strong stuff.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Because it's a little bit better.
Because it's a little bit better.
Because there's never a moment
Because there's never a moment
Because this drunkard...
Because this drunkard...
Because two other people were there
Because two other people were there
Because we're about positive energy
Because we're about positive energy
Been supportive of your condition?
Been supportive of your condition?
Before frank leaves, okay?
Before frank leaves, okay?
Before i was deployed to afghanistan.
Before i was deployed to afghanistan.
Before you go to the bathroom.
Before you go to the bathroom.
Biological offspring bring unhappiness to us all!
Biological offspring bring unhappiness to us all!
Border!
Border!
Both: Yeah.
Both: Yeah.
Both: "to eat the world's due...
Both: "to eat the world's due...
Brigitte? Jon?
Brigitte? Jon?
Bring him. Now.
Bring him. Now.
Bring me a box of pizzelle.
Bring me a box of pizzelle.
Bross was basically flayed alive.
Bross was basically flayed alive.
Buddy, you're still gettin' burned.
Buddy, you're still gettin' burned.
But for us in mezea ministries,
But for us in mezea ministries,
But i can tell you this.
But i can tell you this.
But i have not forgotten the lives i've left behind.
But i have not forgotten the lives i've left behind.
But i never even knew there was a little, little italy.
But i never even knew there was a little, little italy.
But i'm asking you only one more time.
But i'm asking you only one more time.
But it was good that we made love.
But it was good that we made love.
But juan benjamin is in the casa.
But juan benjamin is in the casa.
But just as little italy is being squeezed
But just as little italy is being squeezed
But most people are unaware of an even more secret location
But most people are unaware of an even more secret location
But now, you know, you've done so much in a year.
But now, you know, you've done so much in a year.
But now...
But now...
But one former government official
But one former government official
But roy allston of roy allston's hair supply
But roy allston of roy allston's hair supply
But thank you for
But thank you for
But thank you very much. No, it was my pleasure.
But thank you very much. No, it was my pleasure.
But the most penetrating evidence is the shroud.
But the most penetrating evidence is the shroud.
But then we received this incriminating footage.
But then we received this incriminating footage.
But we believe that he smoked a pipe.
But we believe that he smoked a pipe.
But we could use your language skills
But we could use your language skills
But we mustn't let ourselves be led through life by them.
But we mustn't let ourselves be led through life by them.
But what other secrets does it hold?
But what other secrets does it hold?
But within christianity, there are many different sects,
But within christianity, there are many different sects,
But, uh, mr. Lockley passed away recently
But, uh, mr. Lockley passed away recently
By a solar flare!
By a solar flare!
By his military service.
By his military service.
By nebraskan reporter, greg devlin.
By nebraskan reporter, greg devlin.
By outside forces,
By outside forces,
By suddenly crossing one eye so that bross' face
By suddenly crossing one eye so that bross' face
By the grave and thee. "
By the grave and thee. "
By the news media,
By the news media,
Bye, gabriella.
Bye, gabriella.
Came into little italy like it came to regular italy,
Came into little italy like it came to regular italy,
Can be at each meal.
Can be at each meal.
Can't believe this.
Can't believe this.
Careened into jargon loprax's transport,
Careened into jargon loprax's transport,
Casablanca
Casablanca
Celebrities wanted in immediately.
Celebrities wanted in immediately.
Chief magistrate, we should be thanking my client.
Chief magistrate, we should be thanking my client.
Chris, marie,
Chris, marie,
Colonel?
Colonel?
Combined with the fact that there was an even more
Combined with the fact that there was an even more
Come!
Come!
Come.
Come.
Conspiracy theorists have long claimed
Conspiracy theorists have long claimed
Currently on death row.
Currently on death row.
Cut him loose and give him a gun.
Cut him loose and give him a gun.
Dave, tell 'em.
Dave, tell 'em.
Dave!
Dave!
Despite the fact that we've been saturated
Despite the fact that we've been saturated
Did i, nathan?
Did i, nathan?
Did jesus smoke a pipe?
Did jesus smoke a pipe?
Dirty, disgusting,
Dirty, disgusting,
Do not get in that
Do not get in that
Do the joke.
Do the joke.
Do you feel remorse for what you did?
Do you feel remorse for what you did?
Do you have a second to discuss gay marriage?
Do you have a second to discuss gay marriage?
Do you have a second?
Do you have a second?
Do you know it? Si, si.
Do you know it? Si, si.
Do you like wine?
Do you like wine?
Do you love him?
Do you love him?
Doctor, tell us right now.
Doctor, tell us right now.
Don't be a stranger, jon.
Don't be a stranger, jon.
Due to complications.
Due to complications.
Each with their own distinct and unique set
Each with their own distinct and unique set
Either don't have or choose not to acknowledge,
Either don't have or choose not to acknowledge,
Every ounce of strength in my body
Every ounce of strength in my body
Every second.
Every second.
Excuse me, sir, would you like to play cash stall?
Excuse me, sir, would you like to play cash stall?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. You got burned.
Excuse me. You got burned.
Fat! Irresponsible! Lazy!
Fat! Irresponsible! Lazy!
Fine, yeah, i'll do it, um...
Fine, yeah, i'll do it, um...
Follow Up.
Follow Up.
For a period of six months.
For a period of six months.
For centuries, bald men have been using wigs
For centuries, bald men have been using wigs
For doing the joke a year ago,
For doing the joke a year ago,
For me to actually own a pipe that jesus himself smoked from,
For me to actually own a pipe that jesus himself smoked from,
For my story about you.
For my story about you.
For this world ends for everyone!