Archer (2009) - Season 8 Edit

A and how did you know we were here?

A body with your exact same dental records.

A body... I mean, if you're gonna do

A bunch of surplus fingers up there, do ya?

A corpse through a hotel lobby

A distraction. Nice!

A fine distinction, legally speaking.

A goddamn robot wants to kill me?

A hundred what? Sammies.

A magical being! Like a leprechaun, Pinocchio, an enchanted nutcracker.

A million dollars in unmarked, untraceable

A new hole in my head.

A quart low on what?

A revolving door with Bernice.

A slightly larger truck full of my Chinese whores?

A story in which a Los Angeles police detective

A very empty bag on this.

A week?

A what?

A whorehouse, though,

A... food perambulator.

Aaghhh! No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! Stop it! No!

Aah! At the risk of another meatslap,

About how to find me in a race against time for my life?

About putting breakfast in the radiator!

About Spanish omelet ingredients!

About what? Living out the week?

About why I don't just go ahead

About your new Chinese sister wives?

Access to a firearm? Cuckold?

According to the person, or persons,

Actually maybe, I dunno, I haven't slept in like a week

Actually no, probably not.

Actually, probably less..

After all, she was supposed to be

After salmon P. Chase,

After which, I just remembered I'm getting a haircut.

Again, hurtful. While I explain to them

Against Len Trexler?

Agh!

Agh!

Ah, and the universe provides.

Ah, dog dicks.

Ah, jeez. Well, let's get her inside.

Ah, there he is.

Ah, you know his wife left him.

Ah. Problem?

Aha, um, hang on...

Aha! Probably on Trexler's orders!

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahem. Fair enough.

Ahem. Or is that just affected and weird?

Ahh.

Aktion!

Al Capone. He just died. You hear about this?

All I had today was some cuy.

All I wanted to do was find out who killed my partner Woodhouse,

All in good time, Mr. Archer.

All of this has to be entered into evidence...

All right, Archer. You win this round.

All right, then. I'm off.

All right. Give me a hint

All right. I guess let him out.

All right. Let's... let's see what else I got here.

All the remaining loose ends.

All the way to Berlin.

Alleged daughter and sister bangers.

Almost there.

Alone, as I arrived, with no police anywhere!

Alright, once my patient arrives...

Alrighty! And how's our patient?

Also not great. But more importantly...

Also, I think we're being followed.

Although I can't imagine you having anything

Although I'm not sure which is which,

Although I'm sure at some point

Although if I'm being honest,

Although she was probably a prostitute.

Although there's no telling what he knows.

Although you could say that his time has come.

Although, now that I come to think of it,

Although, truth be told,

Although... I better get moving

An almost unbelievable coincidence.

And a tiny chauffeur uniform.

And after Normandy, through France and Belgium,

And also bourbon.

And also gross abuse of a corpse, which is punishable by...

And also, how have you not been murdered?

And also, it's not just the legs.

And also... I've lost track of time!

And apparently doing it with a fresh new take

And as for you, Poovey...

And before you decide,

And blame it on some poor hispanic or n****.

And both of you wait here.

And convince the old man I'll mail her home

And crippled my right hand man, or...

And crushed the ankles of a psychopath who,

And don't be late again. Um, okay.

And don't bring back a dirty shovel.

And driving trucks and serving coffee

And expecting a different result.

And figure out we gave 'em fake names.

And he had a good, long life.

And he left an envelope full of clues in the safe.

And here I thought your signature move

And hide me in a bomb shelter

And I am just dying to know

And I assume about to get worse.

And I assume you'll be in touch shortly

And I don't know who I'm gonna kill first,

And I guess I'll drive, since you clearly have a concussion.

And I had to check my gun, obviously, so I...

And I know the case took a long time, but like you always said,

And I need you guys to respect that.

And I swear to god, I've got half a mind

And I swear to God, if you people get caught

And I think she has a crush on you.

And I trust you know who I am?

And I will see you at midnight.

And I would like to hire you...

And I, I don't know if you feel avenged,

And I'd like to keep them in their current location,

And I'm already in a pretty bad mood,

And I'm manumitting sex slaves and grossly abusing corpses

And I'm not trying to judge

And I've been eating dexedrine like candy, so...

And if I could, I'd sue you

And if I did, he'd be an ocelot.

And if I were you, I'd take one of her rings to put on it.

And if nobody screws up,

And if we don't know where she is?

And is full of misery.

And it's the highlight of my day.

And last night,

And live happily ever after, but then you were like, "what?"

And loud. Now, shut up and...

And my father would've killed her

And neither are they. Whoa. Look,

And no cops, at all, anywhere.

And no offense, but... But here it comes.

And nobody could possibly survive that!

And not just any body. A body your same size,

And not the monster.

And now I need you to help me do another good deed.

And ol' Lenny here to know you were...

And once we have the money,

And put your foot on the gas! I'm gonna jump on the bike!

And quit blabbing that around. Bel Air Road.

And reunite a family.

And second of all,

And sergeant Poovey is going to drive you in my car

And she was dead drunk in a nearby saloon.

And shoot you in your stupid fat face.

And shove it over a cliff.

And shoved in a drawer at the morgue...

And silk pajamas. What?

And simply observe and report back.

And since Archer was kind enough

And since you like jokes so goddamn much...

And so if anything happened to me, you'd...

And so that's pretty much that, I guess. Vengeance wise.

And so, I do hope you'll forgive Mr. Zerk

And so, since you know where those bent coppers

And so, um, you're the singer here.

And so, you do know who I am, but you don't care?

And speaking of which, where the hell are they?

And steal the ransom during the exchange.

And sugar? I guess. I don't know. Shut up!

And take a look around, but uh...