Archer (2009) - Season 4 Edit

A $90 manicure, I know.

A bag. I piss and shit in a plastic bag.

A few minutes more, darling, and you can have your way with me.

A flagrant violation of my sworn duty, for which my recompense will be?

A pig wouldn't be caught dead in there.

A ridiculous low rider truck with fender flares and louvers and shit?

A roadblock?

A situation, by the way, for which I heard you!

A situation, by the way, for which I blame you entirely.

A small business owner, out here busting his hump to provide for his family.

A snake. Oh, that's crap.

A station wagon. In all of Texas?

A sticky fingered people, the Greeks

A stupid dog?

A task so simple that if the Health Department

A toast. To His Excellency...

A What? But I guess some cyborgs are smart.

A, I was a race car driver, and B

A, it was kofta, and Beelzebub's asshole. Kazak.

A, pretty sure I offered to share the bed. B, I wasn't that drunk.

A, you wildly underestimated my liver's ability to metabolize toxins.

A.k.a., Kurt Wagner, Lana. Archer.

Aah!

Aah! How about a little warning?

Aah! Lana!

Aah! Ooh!

Aah! What about intentionally shot at?

Aah! What? Jesus Christ.

Aah! Yeah, we don't have time. Not for this, dickbrain.

About how you've matured and you wanna get back together.

About the earth'?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely yes. Come on I need the tongues first...

Absolutely. Just fill out these requisition forms, in triplicate.

Actually no, I'm not sorry.

Actually, more like three hours.

Actually, no, it doesn't. Actually, yes, it does.

Actually, that was pretty good, for you, at least.

Adiés? Not hasta pronto or ?

After all your naggy lectures about how I need to stop micromanaging ISIS?

After I come back there and pull your tongue out through your

Again, I honestly thought they just had...

Again, unlike your aim.

Ah, can I at least put something in the newsletter?

Ah, get away from me. What are you doing? What are you doing?

Ah, Gurpgork.

Ah, heh, different ways. Okay.

Ah, that's a load of crap. It's a movie.

Ah, wow, what'd you call it? Power blackout. And you're welcome.

Ah! Come on, grab it!

Ah! Or that. Shit.

Ah! Shit, I hope he didn't hear that.

Ah! Shit. Ah! Goddamn it. Ah!

Ah! Shit. Uhh.

Ah. I'll be honest, it's not great. I'm talking about his.

Ah. So the good news is, my men have apprehended Cardinal Corelli...

Ahem. Oh, uh...

Ahem. Strongly agree.

All good.

All of Okay, Barry,

All right, GPS says I'll be there in four hours

All right, point Wait, wait, wait.

All right? I'd rather die than sit through

All the better. Saves us the embarrassment of my snubbing you.

Almost as much as I hate hoodies. What the hell's going on here?

Almost kind of wishing she'd shot you.

Alright)' Think I made my decision.

Alrighty and we are just all set. Enjoy your stay.

Also when I told you I actually did steal the uranium and murder my fellow agents.

Also, that I'd get ****d and murdered.

Although he can teleport, so the prehensile tail is

Although if that wasn't a prank, and the Border Patrol did shoot him

Although it is clogged.

Although not as depressing as Ron. What the hell are you doing here?

Although so was the response.

Although somehow incredibly single. Wha ? I go on tons of dates!

Although the appropriate thing would be to buy me a thank you drink.

Although we do have a working theory on how.

Although, granted, I've never seen one. But that's not, like, a rule. Is it?

Although, I think one guy's back story was that he'd been, like, a bootlegger?

Although, she never forgot the dog's birthday.

Although, technically, I think they're called voulges

Although, two does seem like plenty.

Always never forget that

An ambulance'? He needs emergency surgery.

An idiot. Exactly.

And again, excuse me? There is no excuse for you.

And all that crazy is sitting on top of an ocean of oil and natural gas...

And also because they're not even in there anymore'?

And also for internal bleeding.

And also if I can prove it somehow.

And also little Vernie Kennedy, JFK's crazy niece or cousin or something.

And also on the phone. Oh, Cyril.

And also than Cyril could ever be.

And also why Ron Cadillac is gonna swing by Montreal on his way home.

And Archer obviously Would rather see Ray dead.

And as for who, I hate to be the one to tell you this...

And B, normally in this situation I do a pit maneuver.

And B, why would you possibly have these?

And barring some sort of massive infection

And before I sold cars, I stole them.

And before you say it

And besides bar tending in Polynesia, I've never had a real job $0...

And besides, what kind of car will the Border Patrol be looking for?

And blow me if we can catch her.

And by deal with, obviously, he means... Shoot.

And C, Lana, we had to take this room. Beat history was made here.

And call me if you ever wanna test drive the new Coupe de Ville.

And could you...? Sorry.

And even if you're not necessarily doing it for the right reasons...

And even then it'll be a miracle if we can save those testicles.

And for a third thing, I actually might be good at this.

And good morning to you, Archer.

And good morning, medical bills.

And he really shouldn't be drinking.

And here you are, Mr. Ambassador. I prefer to be called Your Excellency.

And his money, I get it, that's all craps and whores.

And how did they, uh, all die?

And how did you get this number?

And how the hell is this our fault?

And I also think you might have low blood sugar.

And I basically own him.

And I couldn't care less, but Chi?

And I don't know how to tell you this, but we did not meet by accident.

And I don't think she was the only one he drove off with.

And I have to direct deposit the annual bonuses.

And I need you to focus...

And I said don't push me!

And I think I need a spanking because I have been a very naughty

And I won't be able to if I'm thinking about giant alligators...

And I'll wait here for the ambulance to take your grievously wounded child...

And I'll, you know, sign a release form or whatever.

And I'm sorry for that one. Don't be.

And I'm sorry if you misunderstood. I did not call you for the romance.

And I'm telling you these reviews are mandatory and since I outrank you

And if he plays his cards right, he'll be wetting a lot more than his

And if you blow that thing again, the next time you hear it...

And if you do want, I can be bottom.

And if you want to keep those teeth, missy, you won't suck them at me

And is this just jackoff central?

And it goes on like that for another 38 soul cleaving minutes.

And it is final.

And it's gonna sound like I'm hanging up, but

And just so we're clear, you're mad at all that stuff...

And just so you know, I do know what true love is, so...

And just what in the hell is this?

And maybe if you shut up I can concentrate on the ro

And miss these two doing it? Oh, my God, right?

And my best Only

And my point is that pursuing a dangerous rogue agent...

And my point was Fine.

And my point was, we could easily have done this by now.

And my situation is, anyone who could hurt me thinks I'm already dead

And negativity is infectious, by the way.

And not a word of this to anyone, especially

And not that I care at all, but have you tried calling him?

And now I can't sleep because I'm pretty sure I have a concussion.

And now you get your bonus and mine?

And once again, you parked that ridiculous car in my space.

And one petty barn full of dead horses.

And only one week after Well, you know, when I left you for him...

And probably a few other things.

And remember when I said you could've been a great chef?

And right when she was gonna invest $10 million in ISIS.

And since then, it's nothing.

And since there's only one name on this list, you must be Ms. Archer..

And so a small power unit goes here on your spiny thing...

And so had Troy. Doesn't prove anything.

And so, congratulations to all our new agents...

And so, Mr. Archer, I'm afraid for us, this is adiés.

And ten million dollars in bearer bonds

And that is for ruining my fake honeymoon.

And that, to me, is muy admirable.

And that's not my name!

And that's why you died in the desert.

And the clock is ticking, my friend.

And the old accounting department. What's that?

And then Well, you know the rest.

And then shut up, because I'm going...

And then sue me for this. Smoke bomb.

And then Teddy walks into the library wearing nothing but a whiskey sour.

And then very, very suddenly.

And then you collect the fruits of their labor.

And these people aren't

And they all got 20 years, because not one of them..

And third, Lana's pretty satisfied in the old romance department.

And this is for the Pueblo. Unh! Aah!

And this is just speculation, some new drug resistant form of VD.

And to a long, peaceful and prosperous friendship...

And to you, doctor. You truly have the gift of healing.

And way, way more importantly...

And what part of your job, exactly, is groping my ass?

And what's so important about a stupid goldfish?

And when Barry gets back, his heart will hurt because I will rip it out.

And when did you work with Mexicans? Where do you think milk comes from?

And when he gets home, he can tell you about the other woman.

And when the smoke had cleared..

And while we're on the subject, where the hell is our GPS?

And who are you calling? Who do you think?

And who followed you here...

And why are you beating on shit?

And why don't we leave the terrace door open, Woodhouse?

And why the hell are you here? Um...

And why the hell are you taking her side?

And with Woodhouse, shall we say, indisposed...

And yet I will die alone.

And yet you found room for a 20 page wad of Pam's stupid peer review!

And you are the only man who ever made me

And you are the only woman...

And you can have a hundred.

And you may need an umbrella because it's gonna be raining dead ass popes.

And you should eat. This could be a long night and you're so teeny.

And you, also shut up. Yes, sir.

And you, Mr. I Can Solve Your Ant Problem

And you, time to lean, time to get your distracting tits off my line.

And you're not gonna die out here because any minute now

And you're sure you can get us there by 7?

And your little, whatever, gay innuendos don't even merit a

And your mother isn't home, is she? No, she had to

And, B Wait, what was B?

And, Cyril, if you call ISIS, I will literally, literally murder you.

And, oh, my name is Cyril Figgis

And, Pam, if you keep your eyes open and your big mouth shut...

And, Pam, if you keep your eyes open and your big mouth shut...

And, Senorita Moreno, you are free to go.

And, sir, please, I'm sure this was just an allergic reaction.

And, yep, officially confused.

Another one of Lana's big "I told you so's."

Answer the goddamn phone, woman!

Answering the damn phone.

Any idiot can get shot, Cyril.

Anybody'? Gun?

Anyhoo, one day it dawns on me, we're doing at! this work...

Anyhoo...

Anyway, I used our stash to buy a legit used car lot...

Anyway, those ISIS idiots are doing security...

Arch Randy.

Arched Not talking to you.

Archer Hang on, should we get that?

Archer It's a loanword. Or is it a calque?

Archer Daniels Midland.

Archer is what is wrong with me.

Archer, I am seriously not in the mood for your bullshit right n

Archer, I didn't Do anything to deserve it. Exactly.

Archer, I don't know how long the Koreans will be out of their room.

Archer, shut up and find us some

Archer, stop the goddamn car.

Archer, thank God, is he hit? Tell me he's not hit.

Archer, wait, it's me. I know.

Archer, were you followed here? Wow, really? Okay, a little insulting

Archer, you ready?

Archer, you sure you're up for this? Because this thing, it runs deep.

Archer!

Archer? And the boat's not a boat, Lana...

Archer? Morocco. Yeah, hang on.

Archer? Nightcrawler.

Archer? Oh, dude, is it bad?

Archer? Shut up. Luke?

Archer.

Archer. He left two non consecutive messages.

Archer. Holiness, a little help?

Archer. We'll hide you, put him in your place...

Archer. You think he's a dick here? On a mission, he's 10 times worse.

Archer... No, I mean, obviously it hurts...

Archer'? Buck Henry?

Archer'? Ha. Please.

ARCHER". Because I said so.

ARCHER". Come on, what the heH is this?

ARCHER". Mother? it's Sterling. Listen. Oh, no.

ARCHER". Oh, I was gonna ask which one, but All of them. All of them.

ARCHER". What's the point?

Arctic wolves? And even if you had a passport...

Are Mother and Lana still in the vault?

Are they doing it? Are they banging?

Are you ? That's all we were after? Well, you could have told us, Mother.

Are you ? We didn't have sex.

Are you bouncing on purpose?

Are you coming?

Are you gonna stand there, in what I assume are two inch lifts...

Are you kidding? Dude, bros before apparent threats to national security.

Are you kidding? I didn't even let him go to his brother's funeral.

Are you not? I don't know!

Are you out of your mind?

Are you reading it wrong? Within two hundred meters.

Are you shitting me'?

Are you, indeed

Aren't you? Are I?

Armory supervisor. Hooray, what's with the cage?

Arrested? I Look, whatever.

As a base of operations while We track down the mole...

As a tangerine. In jean shorts

As am I, Not that you give a Shh! Lana, don't ruin the moment.

As is whatever you're doing with the morphine wise.

As long as it's not Le Cirque, Lutéce, Elaine's, 21

As stoked about Kazak coming over to ISIS...

Ask Brett!

Ask her if we can keep him.

Assassinating the pope tomorrow night?

Assassins plan to kill the Holy Father in his own bed on this very night.

At a stop on the train ride from New York...

At least you get to bang her.

At what? I was gonna say two weeks. Two years is

Aw, crap, he's already dead.

Aw, man, am I missing all the hot Asian group action?

Aw, man, I totally missed it. Oh, my God, the toilet?

Aw, man, I'm fricking starving.

Aw, man, we have to learn Latin?

Aw, really?

Aw. Just when I thought I couldn't hate them more.

Aw. Pigley Two

Awesome. Senorita Moreno go with a stern warning...

Aww!

Babe, come on, I promise, H! be there.

Back in a tick.

Back in a tick.

Baksheesh, exactly, but our friend

Baksheesh.

Baksheesh.

Baksheesh.

Bap bap bap. Stop.

Barry the unstoppable psycho cyborg.

Barry, right. Um... Please, Sterling...

Barry? Barry, it's me, Archer.

Barry. Oh.

BARRY". Archer. I am screwing...

BARRY". Because couldn't stand it anymore.

BARRY". Different ways. Like“ In asshole.

Basta! Here is the access card to the Holy Father's private apartment.

Be that as it Hm.

Because according to this, we're here.

Because come to think of it, I actually don't know how TV works either.

Because don't Please, don't take this the wrong way, babe...

Because he has no buttons. He's buttonless.

Because hopefully you are with the

Because I borrowed your credit card?

Because I can, it's a party of six or more...

Because I couldn't hear you over the sound of now I'm punching you!

Because I had nowhere to put it!

Because I hired good managers

Because I left my jetpack in my other pants.

Because I only have two eyes and they were busy looking for hunters!

Because I spent 30 years building the business so I don't have to be.

Because I think Krieger's doing some kind of bionic shit to Ray's legs.

Because I will kill him with my bare hands.

Because I'd never go...America, okay? Because...

Because I'm just gonna say it...

Because I'm not the idiot that took his idiot clothes off.

Because I'm out of people to call

Because if anything goes wrong tonight...

Because illegal immigration Exactly.

Because Janis Joplin's not giving me a rim job.

Because Krieger's creepy and weird, but he's not homophobic...

Because Newton's third law of motion.

Because Ron Cadillac is freaking epic!

Because she didn't specify an agent in command, Lana.

Because she loved it more than you? Ha, ha. Very funny.

Because she's got those big ass tree hands?

Because shit is stuck.

Because shut up. Because I don't need it.

Because T 72 tanks aren't exactly known for their low emissions.

Because Tangier's totally awesome. Wildly inaccurate.

Because that is, like, the last thing we need. An Entmoot.

Because that room is blast proof! Mawp.

Because the rhinoceros speaks English!

Because they are a threat. No, they're not.

Because they should have checked in by now.

Because turning the Munsters' house into a B&B...

Because why the hell would there be penicillin in chocolate mousse?

Because without peppercorns, it's not steak au poivre.

Because you have an entire satellite array at your disposal, you idiot!

Because you let him. Because you let him push your buttons.

Because you ruined the mission. Yeah, you jerk.

Because you wouldn't believe what goes on around

Because, duh, I'm helping Krieger turn Ray into a stupid cyborg.

Because, Krieger, I can't have the Responsible people?

Because, of course, you keep getting robbed.

Because, Randy, except, of course, for your mother, there is no threat.

Because. Look in here and tell me the Arabic phrase for:

Beckon and rebuff whom? Kazak.

Before the restaurant is full of diplomats...

Besides cheap hash and a repulsively low age of consent.

Besides I said so? They're booked.

Besides I wouldn't be interest I have a girlfriend, so...

Besides not knowing if I should add an 18 percent gratuity?

Besides your job? My job is

Besides, What fricking movie is this?

Bet 300 bucks seems pretty cheap for a map right about n

Bet that's the first time you ever said that.

Better make that two.

Bi or semiannual means every six months.

Big hands. Big dick.

Big whoop, I'm spooning a Barrett .50 cal. I could kill a building.

Bionic legs, and you lifted with your back?

Bit of a moot point, though, really, given your SAT scores.

Bloody hell. What are we doing here?

Bon appétit.

Bonanza or Battlestar?

Boom! Bumper. I am just killing it today.

Boom. Bumper.

Boom. Bumper.

Border Patrol on the way to a real hospital.

Both.

Both. The latter of whom were college juniors.

Box seats for the opening of Carmen at the Met

Boy, I wish you'd tell that to the licensing board.

Brett, this might be some kind of record, so if you can move, don't!

Brett? Archer, what the shit are you doing?

Brett? What in the hell?

Broke. Jesus, the room's that much? ls there a problem?

Buddy, you just sold a time share.

Buddy? Why, how and since when?

But Ha! Way to waste your time learning Italian, Pam.

But Oh, hang on a sec.

But Ow! Come on, Katy Hepburn!

But That was the fat guy you killed.

But Wait, is my dick gonna be okay?

But accurate. Ha, ha.

But boat or not boat, we won't be getting on it.

But C.H.U.D.'s live in New York, so let's go.

But come on, they gotta be roasting.

But come on, you gotta admit, the relationship you two have is

But comparing ISIS to six Cadillac dealerships...

But Corelli would be sure to win. Pretty good motive.

But even if you were prepared Which I truly feel that I am.

But get me out of here alive and I will pardon you for it, my son.

But he just kept slapping me until I did it.

But he just won't stop tooting that darn tooter.

But he won't be for long if you don't clamp that artery.

But his passport? How the hell did he lose his passport?

But how? We all ate a little.

But I also think that you make a big risk...

But I can transfer you.

But I have a list of all his known aliases, so see if any of them used a passport.

But I only did it because I wanted us to be together forever.

But I really, really, really don't think I'll enjoy it.

But I still don't know who keeps hiring goons to stick me up

But I think Archer's gonna try to stop you. He's kind of freaking out.

But I'll tell her you're not here.

But I'm very comfortable in my own body, thank you very much. And

But if it wasn't the food How the hell did he get poisoned?

But if Mercedes isn't ? Then why would ?

But if they call this in, you'll We will be far away by then.

But if you don't put everything back where it's supposed to go

But if you don't wanna see two robots

But it's a close third.

But it's going too fast to jump off. Look at those poles zipping by

But it's probably not the best place to receive medical treatment.

But Kentucky's not all sand duney, so...

But my, uh... Stepdad.

But no, while I do

But now I'm stuck with cat puke green because you couldn't control Sterling.

But only because taking a dump on Turkmenistan is on my bucket list.

But quit hogging the beads. I'm sure Marisol and Paz wanna pray.

But seriously, do you not hear that? Yes, now.

But somehow, thanks to what I just assume is ODIN idiocy...

But still, see if you can flush him out.

But thank you for that glimpse into your bleak, farmy childhood.

But that's for the mission, to Blow up a fricking oil pipeline?

But the real good news Ow!

But then you came back to me. Wait, wait. Don't take this the wrong way...

But there's no way you ever will because you're counting the days...

But they think they are. Yes, they do. Yes, they do.

But those baby alligators people flush down there, now that's

But we have to go now. The vet comes back from lunch in 20 minutes.

But we've got dates. Meaning the fruit of the date palm?

But what about the robot fight?

But what could have caused this?

But which you're not. Who's your backup if Ray's not going? Cyril?

But who ? Oh, hang on, there's a

But who are you?

But who would take me in?

But why on earth do you feel you're qualified to be an ISIS field agent?

But word on the street is now she's expanding.

But you are here. Ah! If you walk over here and touch me...

But you are, right? Aah! Out.

But you insist that we do it.

But you said Krieger was fixing rocket.

But you should not be talking right now.

But you're gonna power through it.

But, seriously, guys, we do have a lot of food to prep so...

But, Sterling, do you not see...

But, you know, I'm sure they're fine.

By Jesus, hang on.

By now, since I bet they already did all the good ones.

Cadillac's not my real last name.

Call me when you find a lead

Called it. I've loved you since the day we met.

Can I finish? He asked, agent in commandingly.

Can we have the radio'?

Can we please just do this?

Can you at least get out of the jeep? Yes.

Can you escort us to a hospital?

Can't have anything nice.

Can't let you do that.

Can't we do both? Can't you shut up?

Can't you put a price tag on freedom?

Capped off by the fact that no one thought to catch...

Cardinal Corelli. He

Casteau must've put poison mushrooms in the Pam!

Catching the North Koreans who are in New York to buy enriched uranium.

Cheap because they don't pay taxes. Thank you.

Cheated on you as much as I did, Lana, and I'm 10 times handsomer than him, so

Chef, eat a dick.

Cheryl, you stupid ****...

Cheryl. And neither is Lana.

Chet! Onions!

Christ, Ray.

Chuy, I don't have autism!

Classic Archer. That's Barry, talking to

Classic you!

Clean the impending massive heart attack out of your ears.

Coach, by the way And don't even get me started on that.

Coated the inside of the glass.

Come on, babe, let these people do whatever it is you pay them to do...

Come on, Figgis. Come on, Figgis. Come on, Figgis.

Come on, how's that even supposed to fit inside another human being?

Come on, I need at least a thousand.

Come on, I need your help on

Come on, I need your help on

Come on, I'm dying.

Come on, let's find our

Come on, run like you're younger. Unh!

Come on, some things I gotta do myself.

Come on, this is awesome. It's like we're the Warren Commission.

Come on, this is stupid.

Come on, we're going on foot through the woods.

Come on, we're in enough trouble already.

Come on, you're all over the road here.

Come on, you're not thinking straight.

Come on!

Come on. You're still into all that stupid AV stuff, right?

Confiscated by whom? A croupier? No.

Context. They're reloading.

Convincing, not deliberately hurtful. Well?

Cough. Oh, please. Who hasn't paid for it?

Could have done it ten times by now. Goddamn it, fine, fricking review me.

Could you go ahead and shoot one or both of us now?

Could you pretend to try? Yes.

Could you try? No.

Cue sad trombone. And go.

Cy Chet, I need those onions! Yes, chef.

Cyril and/or Chet? No, Cyril and Chet are now vegans.

Cyril Figgis strikes again!

Cyril, a near death experience is, like, the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Cyril, come on, it's my nature. See? Uh, yeah, kind of.

Cyril, don't leave. It's on.

Cyril, duh, they have all kinds.

Cyril, go start the car. Are you not going to ?

Cyril, I can't move. Archer's...

Cyril, it's already full of cobra venom.

Cyril, just draw a snake.

Cyril, my gun's in the gear bag, could you hand it to me, please?

Cyril, not now.

Cyril, remember the ground rules for this? So carefully negotiated?

Cyril, shut your dickhole.

Cyril, shut your goddamn mouth!

Cyril, what are you doing right now?

Cyril, what did you think she meant by "hinder construction"?

Cyril, you want a fresh one? I do not, no.

Cyril?

Cyril? Cyril? Oh!

Cyril? Smoke fight! Whoo!

Cyril. Is it Halloween already?

Da, but I do what you ask me.

Damn it, Archer, let him Oops

Damn it, if only there was a way to slow them down.

Damn it.

Damn it. All right.

Damn it. So easy.

Damn it. We also called you Shirley Temper.

Damn you, tinnitus, you're a cruel mistress.

Damn, I'm sure my card was in here. Malory, please, allow me.

Damn.

Damn. Okay, I guess this'll have to do.

Dead, Lana!

Dead. Nice job, Oliver Cromwell. I killed the pope.

Decision. So

Derman Gurpgork.

Derman Gurpgork. Derman Gurpgork.

Derman is medicine.

Dick

Dick hole, and where'd you get that?

Did Krieger give you robot hands?

Did the unspeakable happen to your slender, hairless, adolescent body?

Did they tell you to put it in a headlock?

Did you ? Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Did you kill him? He's fine. Unlike your aim.

Did you seriously climb all the way up here just to see what my bonus is?

Didelphis virginiana.

Diés mio, don't kill them.

Dig.

Dio mio, he look just like me. Yes, Your Holiness, he's a decoy.

Diss tracks. Jesus Christ, why did we even fight a war'?

Do I?

Do not call her. I swear to God, I'll

Do not push me, Archer. And do not open that door!

Do not use the nerve gas! And yet incredibly single.

Do What?

Do you even hear yourself?

Do you even know if that thing works?

Do you even know what that is? I don't at all.

Do you ever shut up and give that man bear 25 grand...

Do you hear me? Okay.

Do you honestly wanna live through the rise of the machines?

Do you know how TV actually works?

Do you mind?

Do you need to get that?

Do you think it's a good idea...

Do you think the money's in here? Come on, help me look in these boxes.

Do you?

Do you? No.

Do you? No.

Do, and those thoughts are how about we let senor...ita ?

Does anybody have a gun?

Does he seem almost a little too fond of Troy?

Doesn't even come close to making up for leaving me stranded in Montreal.

Doesn't even make sense.

Don't actually have a follow up. But seriously, Chuy, qué the hell pasa?

Don't engage him. I've been lying in scorpion piss for two hours...

Don't judge me. I have needs, man.

Don't just stand there, idiots, help me get it off and Pam! Woodhouse.

Don't listen to her, she's

Don't look at me. Found number six.

Don't talk, just listen. My cover's blown and I need an extraction.

Don't tempt me, Barry. Boom! Bumper.

Don't thank me, thank And before you say

Don't worry, Luke. I'm coming for you.

Door. You know...

Dr. D.B. Cooper.

Drew the attention of a beautiful Woman named Ruth Anne Litzenberger...

Drive around it.

Drives people crazy.

Drop the weapon! Drop it!

Dude, I knew you faked your death because a mole framed you for stealing that uranium!

Dude, I love deep. Said your mom.

Dude, it's not a fricking tractor.

Dude, phrasing.

Dude, there's a mole in your agency.

Dude, what? It was just the tip

Duh. So I come to the Ponderosa looking for ranch Work, but my chaps get torn...

Duh. Well, since Swiss isn't a language...

Dukes, it's gonna be dark soon.

Eh. Luther had some valid complaints.

Ehh... Well, since you're not sending me...

Eight fireplaces, dude, how nuts is that?

Eight track was the way to go.

Eighty six soup. Ugh.

Electromagnetic lock installed. Are you serious?

Elk then. Whatever. Ugh!

Elliptical head, oblique dorsal scales...

Employee sucks ass at it. Strongly agree.

Emptiness where his mother's love should Ow!

Enjoy your stay...? Oh, right. Sorry.

Enough! Please, we've talked about this, it's not even 8:30.

Enter Sterling Archer, the sensitive friend.

Et cetera, et cetera.

Even Woodhouse wouldn't help me

Ever think of that? That maybe there's a fox in the henhouse?

Every morning, I make two cooks like you in the toilet.

Ew! Ow! Go.

Ew! Ugh.

Ew. And whose fault is that?

Ew. I meant with Mother.

Ew. Oh, boy

Ew. Put a shirt on. What is wrong with you?

Ew. Yeah. That's a deal breaker.

Exactly, because he's a fricking lemur.

Exactly, which should take about three hours...

Except in the form of an exquisitely prepared entrée.

Except Mother's dog. I hated that dog.

Excuse me, I need to make sure my sous chef hasn't ruined it.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Fake dynamite? That's your plan?

Father Guido Sardouchebag.

Feed him to Cujo here. He can poop him out when we get home.

Feel like I owe you a freebie after the Whole ant Krieger thing.

Feeling better? Sound as a pound, my dear.

Figo. He really drops the GD bombs.

Fine by me. I hate opera.

Fine. But when you take my hand off your lately almost overly ample butt

Fine. I'll buy a damn indulgence. Oh, wait.

Fine. Then I'll do it.

Fire. Ugh.

First of all, Cyril

First of all, it's Dr. I Can Solve Your Ant Problem...

First of all, not only does sucking out the venom not help the victim...

First of all, Turkmenistan isn't Or how about just sexist and stupid?

First thing I did was watch every episode Daughter of the Devil...

Fisherman's Wife and The Re Tentacling.

Five. Seven.

Fixing that spaceship, buddy.

Fm so sorry you got shot.

Food is what a dog eats, or a tourist.

Food? We're not making food, people. We're creating cuisine.

For a few years, let me tell you, kid, we were going gangbusters.

For God's sake, the least you could do is keep my wine glass full.

For helping the most notorious coyote in todo Mexico, Mercedes Moreno?

For one thing, Katya wasn't completely dead.

For other men. Uh, lost me again.

For that much money, we could have built a whole new bionic man.

For that. What, what is...? Oh.

For the This is a robot.

For the love of God, will you ?

For the name? Twin Oaks.

For which we are grateful.

For your infor I'm in. Turn it off.

For your information, Lana, I have prepared for this mission.

For your information, the Flatows are always incredibly polite to me.

Forget about actually fixing the rocket.

Forget the robot fight and just read the damn script.

Fourteen days survival ration, two night vision goggle...

Fourteen months. So go ahead, laugh.

From the Greek for, like, "kick ass."

From the State Department and Albania.

From the wrong direction. Oh, shit.

Funny, I was just gonna ask you that.

Gambit looks like he knows his way round a pair of

Gay vy Crockett, boom, nailed it.

Get child murderer Gilles de Rais in here and I'll walk you through it.

Get it? Lana, did you get it? Lana?

Get off the pope.

Get off, chlamydiot!

Get out. What?

Get some, you sons of bitches.

Get some!

Get what? Wait, is the phone not f?

Getting new carpet in my office.

Getting that list of shit you Wanted.

Gillette is a human being.

Give me a break, huh? That wasn't my fault.

Give me that. No, no, no, that's not...

Giving you a ride home. Come on, hop in.

Go online and check your bank account.

Go. What are you doing?

Go. What are you doing?

God knows how long it takes to check in with a rocket launcher.

God knows you earned it.

God, okay. This is Opposite World.

God, that is just classic Archer. Right?

God, that was killing me.

God, what a dick. Said your mom. Boom!

God. Will you man up, Kimmy Kevlar?

Goddamn it, Archer!

Goddamn it, I told them. I said...

Goddamn it, man, pace yourself!

Goddamn it, quit telling me what to do. I'm the goddamn agent in command.

Goddamn it, Ron, keep it straight!

Goddamn it, we're being followed.

Goddamn it!