Samuel L. Jackson Small Soundboard Edit

Ain't the same league it ain't the same fuckin' sport

Correctamundo

English motherfucker! do you speak it yes!

Every time my fingers touch brain i'm superfly tnt i'm the guns of the navarone

God came down from heaven and stopped these motherfuckin' bullets

Goddamn jimmie! this some serious gourmet shit

Goddamn this morning air is some chilly shit

Hamburgers! the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast

I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat he got a weight problem I mean what's a ****** gonna do he's samoan

If it takes forever then i'll walk forever

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions

Look you wanna play blind man go walk with the shepherd but me my eyes are wide fuckin' open

Me and vincent would've been satisfied with some freeze dried taster's choice right and he springs this serious gourmet shit on us

My name's pitt and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this shit

No man I don't eat pork are you ******* I ain't ******* I just don't dig on swine that's all why not pigs are filthy animals I don't eat filthy animals

No no no no that shit wasn't luck this was divine intervention

Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet which one is it it's the one that says bad motherfucker

Pigs sleep and root in shit that's a filthy animal I ain't eatin' nothin' ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces

Please! god damn it I hate this hacker crap

Put yourself in his position it's 8 00 in the morning he just woke up he wasn't expectin' this shit

Say 'what' again! I dare ya! I double dare you motherfucker! say 'what' one more goddamn time!

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but i'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers

Shut the fuck up fat man! this ain't none of your goddamn business!

Sounds like a shit job funny I was thinkin' the same thing

That's it that's my bad motherfucker

What happened here was a miracle and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!

What just happened here was a fuckin' miracle!

Yeah but you are aware that there is an invention called television and on this invention they show shows right yeah

You know cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin' blood

You owe me some money motherfucker hell no but here you go

'and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers!'

'and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!'

'the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men '