Stockard Channing Soundboard Edit

Bet you never had a drink before either yes I did I had some champagne at my cousin's wedding once

Don't you think they make me look smarter nah you can still see your face

Forget it! it was a false alarm i'm not pregnant!

Hauled your cookies all the way to the beach for some guy

How are things down under

I got so many hickeys people will think i'm a leper

Oh bite the weenie rizz with relish

Okay girls let's go get 'em

She looks too pure to be pink

Somebody snakin' you danny

There are worse things I could do than go with a boy or two even though the neighborhood thinks i'm trashy and no good

True love and he didn't lay a hand on you sounds like a creep to me

Well I think he sounds peachy keen and well maybe if you believe in miracles prince charming will show up again someday somewhere unexpected

What the hell

Where you going to flog your log