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All day long the poor guy's been watching helicopters and tomato sauce
And they were shooting each other all the time shooting people was a normal thing it was no big deal
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster
At 13 I was making more money than most of the grown ups in the neighborhood
Business is bad fuck you pay me had a fire fuck you pay me the place got hit by lightning fuck you pay me
Every once in a while i'd have to take a beating but by then I didn't care the way I saw it everybody takes a beating sometime
Fuck! where's the stuff I left karen I flushed it down the toilet
Guys would get into arguments over nothing and before you knew it one was dead
He didn't want anybody hearing what he said and he didn't want anybody listening to what he was being told
He took mercy on me gave me 10 milligrams of valium and sent me home
He'd give the doorman a hundred just for opening the door
I was gonna be busy all day I had to drop off some guns at jimmy's to match some silencers he had
I'm an average nobody I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook
If you're part of a crew nobody ever tells you they're going to kill you it doesn't happen that way
Jimmy was the kind of guy who rooted for the bad guys in the movies
Karen will you grow up! stop! i'm still gonna go out! not without your car keys you're not
Let me tell you something nobody goes to jail unless they want to unless they make themselves get caught they don't have things organized
Listen tell michael not to let the sauce stick keep stirring it
Now take me to jail
Our neighbors didn't park in our driveway anymore even though we didn't have a car
Paulie might have moved slow but it was only because paulie didn't have to move for anybody
Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup
The bartender got a hundred just for keeping the ice cubes cold
The judge gave jimmy and me 10 years like he was giving away candy
There aren't any arguments or curses like in the movies your murderers come with smiles they come as your friends
They even shot tommy in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral
To me being a gangster was better than being president of the united states
To me it meant being somebody in a neighborhood full of nobodies
To us those goody good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day and worried about bills were dead
Un fucking believable all of them every fucking girl in my life
When they were having coffee I was asking for a check I had business
Whenever we needed money we'd rob the airport to us it was better than citibank
You know when you think of prison you get pictures in your mind of all those old movies with rows and rows of guys behind bars but it wasn't like that for wiseguys
You know who goes to jail ****** stickup men that's who you know why they get caught because they fall asleep in the getaway car karen
You really are a funny guy
3200 bucks that's what he gave me 3200 bucks for a lifetime it wasn't even enough to pay for the coffin