Hoggle Soundboard Edit

And remember fair maiden should you need us yes should you need us for any reason at all

But should you need us yes should you need us

Friend I like that I ain't never been no one's friend before

Is that all it does is smell oh believe me that's enough

It's not fair! no it isn't but that's the way it is

No i'm not hoggle ain't no one's friend he looks after himself like everyone hoggle is hoggle's friend

Now don't try to embarrass me i've got no pride

Oh all right but don't expect a big reaction

Ooh plastic!

Plastic ooh!

Watch it you step in this stuff and you'll stink forever

You'll smell bad for the rest of your life it'll never wash off