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A fella who'd ring the bell for once not the gong
A god! a god!
A star is born
A star is born (2)
A star is born (3)
A stirring performance boys I was really moved
A true hero great!
A word of caution to this tale
After all these years is this the kind of hello you give your father
Alcmene over here
All I know is you're the most amazing person with weak ankles i've ever met
All right just take it easy champ
All right!
All right! all right! you're bad! okay!
All right! break it up! break it up! party's over!
All right! not bad kid! not exactly what I had in mind but not bad
All we need now is a plague of locusts
Although honey it may seem impossible that's the gospel truth
Am scray!
Amphitryon for so many years we've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child perhaps they've answered our prayers perhaps they have
And a voice keeps sayin' this is where i'm meant to be
And as for you ya bum you're gonna go to the stadium and you're gonna be put through the workout of your life!
And at least we made him mortal that's a good thing didn't we
And by the way herc is she not a fabulous little actress
And by the way sweet cheeks i'm real too
And every single one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus
And everywhere gigantic brutes called titans ran amok
And herc you little devil you may I call you herc
And here is a sucker for the little sucker eh here you go ya just
And hey two thumbs way way up for our leading lady
And how does this creep thank you by running off with some babe
And I don't wanna hurt you so let's both do ourselves a favour and stop this before we
And I think i'm gonna like it here
And i'm his gopher
And kid it's up to you
And meg here is free as a bird and safe from harm we dance we kiss we schmooze we carry on we go home happy
And now that I set you free what is the first thing you are going to do
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
And people would say that's phil's boy
And that's the gospel truth
And that's the gospel truth (2)
And that's the gospel truth (3)
And that's the gospel truth the guy was too type a to just relax
And that's the world's first dish
And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty hercules
And then along came zeus he hurled his thunderbolt he zapped
And then there was achilles
And they slapped his face on every vase on every vahse!
And this is pegasus
And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs
And this time no foul ups
And you are wearing his merchandise!
And you can't do a thing
Animals! disgusting!
Anybody listenin' it's like i'm what am I an echo or something
Anyway what do you owe these people
Are you all right miss
Are you always this articulate
Are you always this articulate (2)
Are you okay
Are you sure
Aren't we forgetting one teensy weensy but ever so crucial little tiny detail
At 1 00 you got a meeting with king augeas
At 3 00 you gotta get a girdle from some amazons
At least I beat him didn't i
At least out loud I won't say i'm in love
Back when the world was new
Because our little nut meg has to go all noble
Before that blasted underworld gets my goat
Besides o oneness you can't beat him he has no weaknesses he's gonna
Bless my soul herc was on a roll
Blow him away!
Brothers! titans!
But a life without meg even an immortal life would be empty
But at least i've got one swell consolation prize a friend of yours who's dying to see me
But by the time they found the baby it was too late
But dreams are for rookies a guy can only take so much disappointment
But father i've beaten every single monster i've come up against
But how can i
But i'm different than those other guys! I can go the distance come on i'll show you
But if I don't become a true hero i'll never be able to rejoin my father zeus
But if you found me then where did I come from why was I left here
But no I get the greenhorn
But pop they're right I am a freak I try to fit in I really do I just can't
But since he did not drink the last drop he still retained his godlike strength
But that furshlugginer heel of his! he barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! he's history
But unlike you gods lounging about up here I regrettably have a full time gig that you by the way so charitably bestowed on me zeus
But what can I tell ya
But what is the measure of a true hero
But why did you leave me on earth didn't you want me
But you aren't you a damsel in distress
But you need an advisor a satyr but wiser a good merchandiser and
But zeus and hera wept because their son could never come home
Bye
Bye bye wonderboy
Call me phil
Calm down mutton man
Can I ask you a question by the way are you
Can we do it now
Can you help us
Careful
Careful!
Charge! on to battle!
Check the grin you're in love
Chihuahua
Climb that uphill slope
Come here come here let me show you around
Come on everybody shout out loud a star is born
Come on hades don't be such a stiff join the celebration!
Come on kid
Come on kid come on fight back come on you can take this bum this guy's a pushover look at him
Come on kid! concentrate! use your head!
Come on phil keep them up there huh
Come on stop kiddin' around
Come on!
Come on! hurry up! we're shovin' off here!
Come on! phil!
Come out! face me!
Coming your most lugubriousness
Congratulations wonderboy you'll make one heck of a god
Couldn't have done it without you sugar sweetheart babe
Crush zeus!
Darling hold that mortal's thread of life good and tight
Dear keep those away from the baby
Definitely not good!
Demigods have faced the odds and ended up a mockery
Destroy him!
Destroy zeus!
Destructo boy
Dgr the daughters of the greek revolution
Did you cut your hair or something you look fabulous I mean you look like a fate worse than death
Did you see that
Didn't know you had a famous father did you surprise!
Don't believe the stories that you read on all the crockery
Don't even get me started on the crime rate
Don't even go there
Don't get too comfortable hades!
Don't listen herc
Don't make eye contact people here are nuts that's because they live in a city of turmoil
Don't thank me just yet
Don't unload just yet
Don't worry shorty here can explain it to ya later
Don't you pea brains get it this kid is the genuine article
Dreams are for rookies
Each and every one a disappointment pain for which there ain't no ointment
Earth to herc! come in herc! come in herc!
Easy fellas you'll be all right
Easy horsefeathers stop twitching
Every night a star is right in sight a star is burning bright a star is born
Everybody in greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta
Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me I got nothin' i'm here with nothin'
Everybody's not like that
Everyone's been captured i've been captured! hey hey! watch the glasses
Exactly how do you become a true hero
Excuse me
Excuse me it seems to me that what you folks need is a hero
Excuse me! hot stuff coming through! excuse me one side ares
Fabulous party you know I haven't seen this much love in a room since narcissus discovered himself
Face it like a grown up when you gonna own up that you got got got it bad
Father
Father this is the moment i've always dreamed of
Father wait!
Fine fine fine just let me know the instant the fates arrive
Fine okay i'll give you that one
Fine okay listen
Fine so instead of subtracting two years from your sentence hey i'm gonna add two on okay
Fine work my boy! you've done it! you're a true hero
Fine! go! I don't I don't need you
First I have to finagle with phideas
First that restaurant by the bay and then that play that oedipus thing
First you must seek out philoctetes the trainer of heroes
Flea
Folks lined up just to watch him flex
Follow the fingers!
For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength but by the strength of his heart
For the trojans hey they bet on the wrong horse okay
Fortunately for the three of you we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight
Freeze him!
Freeze him! (2)
From appearance fees and royalties our herc had cash to burn
From that day forward our boy hercules could do no wrong
From zero to hero a major hunk
Game set match
Geez louise! what got his goat huh
Geez! you don't give up do ya
Get a grip
Get away from me! don't touch me! get your slimy souls off me!
Get back blast you!
Get outta there you big lug while you still can
Get them!
Get yourself another girl i'm through
Girl don't be proud it's okay you're in love
Girl sing the song come blow your horn a star is born
Girl you can't conceal it we know how you feel and who you're thinkin' of
Girls! stop! stop! come back come back come back
Give that your best shot
Give up but give in
Going once
Going once going twice
Going twice!
Gone babe
Gonna shout it from the mountaintops
Good answer
Good good
Good luck son
Good! he's finally learned something
Got a little riddle for ya
Gotcha
Gotcha!
Great great anyway see ladies I was at this party and I lost track of
Gross!
Guys get your titanic rears in gear and kick some olympian butt!
Guys guys relax it's only half time
Guys olympus would be that way
Hades is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened
Hades mad
Hades you're behind this
Hades' deal is broken
Halt!
Hang on pop! be right back!
Have you ever reversed a natural disaster
Haven't you ever had a dream something you wanted so bad you'd do anything
He comes on with this big innocent farm boy routine but I could see through that in a peloponnesian minute